103 posts • joined 5 May 2010
Re: I object
He was awesome at forward rolls in TJ Hooker :-)
Another vote for the 'scarecrow'
Tired of cleaning cat crap out of the garden so have recently installed one and it works very well. Don't bother with the cheaper options!
I've also been planning some kind over over the top arduino / pi-powered system to possibly provide tracking fire as the scarecrow lays down suppression. Automatic tweeting of the video clips might be an option too ;-)
I am also liking the raw power involved in the aussie vid :D
"We designed Glass with privacy in mind"
Oh, that's all ok then..
I'm happy in the knowledge that my work PC is immune to viruses because it runs the niche Windows 8 OS - it's not worth anyone's time to target such a little used system with malware...
Rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty
I can't help thinking that one legal team is probably headed up by Vroomfondel, and the other by Majikthise...
that El Reg's mobile site wasn't now so fscked that reading / commenting is now almost impossible. Still, I've lost count of the Microsoft Clouds that I've bought due to the tiny, unobtrusive advert that's shown...
He said - from the desktop version of the site ;-)
Re: New Reg mobile site sucks.
I'm afraid I agree that the mobile site is currently unusable. It's even starting to make the el Reg Windows Phone app look good - which is an amazing achievement in itself ;-)
Hopefully you'll get it sorted soon, though I'd prefer just a simple list of articles rather than trying to make it a mini version of the main site. I appreciate I'm part of an ever dwindling number of people who just like some actual text on the screen though!
Your comment about auto detecting worries me - will I be able to choose which site to view or are you going all BBC we-know-best-so-screw-you on us!?
Re: You MS haters are amusing!
Thus spake largefile on 4/2/14!
Two whole months ago?
... barely works on the desktop, what chance on iThings?
In fact, if you want to hide information from the NSA etc, don't bother encrypting it, just store it in Sharepoint - they'll never find it (nor will you, mind...)
I thought the mantra was: 'Gnu's Not Unix'.....??
Probably just a Torturer class ROU reconfiguring its fields to appear as something else.
Re: Sad, sad, sad.
Its the modern way of museums. Bristol used to have an "Industrial Museum"
This is the first thing that came into my head as I was reading...
If you want to see the true horror of what awaits, visit the M-Shed in Bristol. Gone are most of the interesting exhibits that stimulated the imagination and interest. Instead we have small text panels, large photos, and lots of 'audio experiences'
Adults are no longer welcome in this excuse for a museum, it's just for spoonfeeding kids tiny snippets of information so they're not taxed too much by having to actually think for themselves.
Hope BP doesn't go the same way :-(
Me and the other windows phone user are both looking forwards to all these new apps :-)
... when their G+ page changed weeks ago though.
Re: The first hurdle....
...despite having worked on the internet since the 90s...
Well, hurry up and finish it please!
That is all.
I loved that game :-)
Though it pushed my 386DX33 with trident video card to the limit ;-)
With each new iteration of the facebook interface..
.. I find it harder and harder to actually find anything I'm interested in on there. It's like they track you to see what you actually want to see, then automatically replace it with stuff *they* want you to see...
It's as if they're reliant on serving you crap you don't want.. oh right..
Re: Holy Remind Me Of GeoCities Batman!
I just ran Yahoo.com through the Geocities-izer to see what would happen... I think I may have accidentally created a black hole =:-O
Re: I think it's going to be bigger than expected.
And am I the only one that thinks that, with few exceptions, anything gold coloured invariably ends up looking cheap and tasteless?
Perhaps they're bringing out 'Elizabeth Duke' special editions of everything...
Re: I would have been very surprised if either company had objected.
It really *is* that bad...
I miss my IRIS Indigo
I loved that little purpley box - just the right size to rest your feet on :-)
The Indigo2, Indy and O2 just weren't as practical (although there was fun to be had building a 'mousetrap' style course in front of the I2 and seeing how far you could get the CD caddy to travel after ejecting it... ah, happy days as a graduate plonked in front of lots of expensive SGI kit :-)
"Move up one channel"
That is all.
Re: Why do they need a Youtube app?
Quite. I don't know about the other Windows Phone (7.8) user but I can't see any reason to need an app. If there's a link to a YT video and you follow it, it plays full screen without problem. No crappy app to get in the way. What's the point? Its not as if amusing cat videos are so hard to find that you need a special search interface over and above the website itself.
I thought that the idea is to report as little profit as possible (preferably a loss) in order to avoid paying any tax? Of course the company is still raking it in, just not accounting it as 'profit' (those yachts aren't cheap to run you know ;-)
Re: I followed the link
Dammit! Evil Graham! (see icon)
[Newcastle] Brownian Motion
Re: What Don't People Get?
Like many people I've not seen the point of the chromebook, or perhaps more honestly I've just not liked the idea of it. However if instead I think of it as kind of a wireless x-terminal equivalent then around a corporation it could make a lot of sense, especially if it spent most of it's time connected to company servers.
Certainly useful as mentioned above, when the 'data-protection-rules-don't-apply-to-me' CEO leaves it on the train...
Re: Adobe Reader
Bye Bye FoxIt, it's been fun ;-(
Re: HOW DARE YOU!
R Tape loading error, 0:1
The Black Knight always triumphs!
'Tis but a scratch....
We'll soon see...
.. the photo in this article being paraded by the NORKS as proof of their world-dominating fleet of laser armed rocket tanks...
My JVC MiniNote is still going reasonably well. The internal WIFI seems to have stopped working but I still use it with a dongle. Very handy for traveling.
It is more of a 'tiny laptop' than a netbook though, with an eyewatering RRP to match. I got mine in a sale and the VAT man kindly knocked 17.5% off too :)
I tried various linux distros on it a few years ago without much success, might be time to have another go...
Am I the only person...
So, we'll still be retuning the feckin' boxes once a week until at least 2019 then? Presumably for 'Babestation HD' 1 - 6 at a guess.
Have a rec for mention of the venerable 555. I'll see you, and raise with a 741 op-amp :-)
Ah, happy days in 'design and tech' soldering stuff together in the hope it would actually do something other than use up vast amounts of solder :-D
Re: 15 million more androids
Well I thought it was funny (and I'm one of the '300' ;-)
"...and a maps app that sucks the scabs off a zombie’s nutsack."
<ripple of polite applause>
Re: Currys/PC World
When I wandered through PC world at the weekend, approx 1/4 of the Win8 machines were showing an 'Automatic Repair - Automatic Repair couldn't repair your PC' type BSOD.
On some of the others I clicked through to the desktop only to see various error dialogs. Although that did look like it was caused by some incompatible crapware installed by the manufacturer or possibly PC world.
The staff were far more interested in pushing iStuff, and hardly anyone was looking at the Win8 machines.
Re: good enough
Quite. My home PC is a Pentium 4 and is perfectly capable of running windows 7, web browsing, usual email and document editing. Heck, even video editing is do-able without too much pain (just go and make a cuppa whilst it is rendering the final file!).
Basically I see no need to replace it until it explodes or I suddenly get back into gaming and need more power. Over the years I've upgraded the graphics a bit, stuck in more ram and another hard disk. That's about it.
That's not to say I wouldn't _like_ something new and shiny of course... :-)
Penetrator was awesome and I wasted many hours on that as a spotty yoof. Now I'm happily watching a youtube vid and remembering all the sound effects and startup music :-)
Re: Returning for a full refund I could imagine...
Quite. My first thought was "well why didn't he just take / send it back then?
Oh, greed that's why.
Re: Was the vulture logo created by a jiffics artist on jiff paper?
CICS was definitely pronounced 'kicks' when I went for a job at Hursley in the 90's. Although, as I sat waiting for my interview, I witnessed a large high-level meeting where they were trying to decide whether to put 'cubes' or 'rings' in the urinals... so I'm quite glad I didn't get the job ;-). Nice house tho.
Oh, and for the record I have only ever heard/used the hard G GIF pronunciation.
Hmm, time for a google map to work out the patterns methinks :-)
You can still get 'Commando' :-)
For when only a re-creation of an incident will do :-)
Re: Windows Phone still works
Are you sure you're using the official El Reg app? It sounds like you're using the crappy excuse for an RSS reader that someone has knocked up in their spare time and stuck a 'reg' logo on the top? That is, indeed, a pile of poo.
the official app shows the whole story, plus comments and allows you to comment also.(and includes icons ;-)
Re: In the meantime...
Awsome, thanks :-) I will now use the mobile site in preference to the main site on my desktop PC. The main site, like most most modern websites has been designed by someone who only uses their browser full screen on their 27" iMac and assumes everyone else will do the same. I've just checked the mobile site and that DOES reformat text as you make the window smaller, rather than just sticking scroll bars on the edges like wot the main site does.
Don't make me think, dammit!!! ;-)
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