* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

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Beer necessities: US chap registers bevvy as emotional support animal so he can booze on public transport

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Re: The service animal scam is about to come to a very abrupt end

What about the emergency pressure release valve? It might look like a straw, but it's definitely a safety device.

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Re: You gotta shoot...

Gotta love GTA's take on it - PissWasser :D

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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Re: Thank you, Terry, for explaining the difference ...

Don't forget the Cornish - they're confused so even a statement sounds like a question.

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Did you say 'YellowBeard'!!?

Fly me to the M(O2)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

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Re: Nuclear power on the moon

"Maybe solar power and a BIG battery would be simpler."

A big battery for general purposes maybe, but not necessary for turning cucumbers into sunlight...I mean salt into oxygen - just produce enough during the daylight hours to see you through the dark times.

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Re: Power supply.

I don't think the 28 day lunar cycle is a problem, just produce enough in 14 days to carry you through to the next 'day'.

Whilst an expensive proposition, it's not nearly as expensive as shipping in oxygen from Earth.

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Isn't there already a crystal tree on the moon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sSTbSTGnRU

Worthy mention for adding this tree to the moon mission (for light relief):

* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XqMF5ou7hE

40 seconds in

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Re: Energy

"suggestions for where the energy would come from"

Solar.

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Yeah, but that was Scotland

World-record-breaking boffins reveal the fastest spinning thing on Earth – and it's not George Orwell in his grave

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Re: A tiny amount of drag

Before you know it party scientists will be making the hostess's underwear de-materialise and re-appear several feet to the side.

Not that I get invited to such parties*.

*HHGTTG - the gift that keeps on giving.

How a Kaggle Grandmaster cheated in $25,000 AI contest with hidden code – and was fired from dream SV job

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Re: One of life's losers...

Upvote for the film reference, definitely on my re-watch list.

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Re: It has to be asked

Yes, but he got better.

Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..?

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Re: just going to add

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one cursed with slow queue syndrome.

It makes absolutely no difference even if there's just one person in the queue with a bag of carrots, you can bet that when they come to pay they'll dig out a years's worth of coupons for the cashier to 'try' on the off chance one of them will knock 10p off.

It sucks.

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Grumpy old man syndrome

Nothing brightens my day like a Dabbsy rant :D

Top Euro court advised: Cops, spies yelling 'national security' isn’t enough to force ISPs to hand over massive piles of people's private data

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Re: "Mythical deity"

Not just the wave-particle duality bit, but the fact that you get different results based on the experiment being observed etc.

You're also taking my open-mindedness about people interpreting interesting (and little known) phenomena as some kind of intelligent force as a statement about such things being absolutely true, when such is not the case.

Just because you don't believe in a sky-god doesn't mean there isn't a lot of weird shit going on that can't be rationally explained away (yet).

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Re: "Mythical deity"

I'm referring to the nature of our reality (i.e. what we perceive to be true).

If some of the things I've read about are true (such as the double slit experiment) then reports of supernatural phenomena aren't absurd at all, but it does probably depend on just who is doing the 'viewing'.

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"Mythical deity"

If you're referring to an actual persona, then you're probably right.

If you are referring to 'energies which underpin our reality to which god-like attributes have been ascribed' in the past, then I think the jury is still out.

Quantum rules...or does it?

Apple calls BS on FBI, AG: We're totally not dragging our feet in murder probe iPhone decryption. PS: No backdoors

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Re: Where are Apple products "made"

And if the hardware is compromised, forget about the software

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Re: Which one is the bad apple?

I don't believe they are *all* bad, surely they must do some good along the way (even if by accident) ?

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Re: "points to some kind of strategy on the part of Barr and the FBI"

And watch out for people hiding their malice under the guise of stupidity.

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Re: They are clearly hoping to push legislation for a backdoor

"..and some shrinkage may occur...?"

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Quite, it's "When Trump wins re-election".

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Re: Hypocrites

That argument would carry a lot more weight if there were competing products in our shops that *weren't* made in China.

Are you getting it? Yes, armageddon it: Mass hysteria takes hold as the Windows 7 axe falls

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Re: How many holes could it have left to plug?

That depends on many things, such as (but not limited to):-

-Your router

-Which sites you browse

-Which sites anyone else on your network browses

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Re: 2 fingers to GCHQ then

@Ramis101 - do you run any AV software by any chance?

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Re: "plugging the holes in that decade-old code"

"Each time you tempt something"

Like offering catnip to kitties?

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Re: Microsoft Win10 Specs

Someone used to be able to do it, but I haven't seen a recent example.

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Re: Time to grab the book ...

I lost my towel*, and thus all credibility in this lifetime.

*It was an actual HHGTG towel as well, with 'Don't Panic' written on it in large, friendly, letters.

I bet some bastard stole it.

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Re: Time to grab the book ...

Start to worry when the buildings begin to ebb and flow.

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Re: Time to grab the book ...

You can't go wrong with a Tilley hat, lifetime guarantee and all that. Mines still going strong after 20 years.

US hands UK 'dossier' on Huawei: Really! Still using their kit? That's just... one... step... beyond

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That's terrible! You'd think they would have at least set up some form of proxy in a western country.

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That's like saying they're only on the third level of hell as opposed to the 7th.

ICANN finally reveals who’s behind purchase of .org: It’s ███████ and ██████ – you don't need to know any more

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Not so

"Honor based agreements are pointless there is no imperative in evolution to do anything but exploit opportunities for your own (and your genetic legacies possibly?) advantage"

That very much depends on how long a view you're taking. The longer the view, the more it benefits the individual to improve the lot of the masses.

Therefore, anything that falls short of collective betterment is short-sighted opportunism which will not (eventually) benefit the individual who thinks he is climbing to the top of the shit pile.

I would rather be at the bottom of the celestial pyramid than at the top of the excrement one, ymmv.

AMD rips covers off 64-core Threadripper desktop monster, plus laptop chips, leaving Intel gesturing vaguely at 2021

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Re: The only thing I can say is

By which time your phone could probably trounce it :)

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

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Re: Why are so many old versions of Windows still in use?

I enjoy concise messages. +1

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Re: We still need a name for this

You are Stavromula Beta, and I claim my triganic pu.

GCHQ: A cyber-what-now? Rumours of our probe into London Stock Exchange 'cyberattack' have been greatly exaggerated

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Well, it is in everyone's interest to have dedicated professionals do the investigating ;)

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That very much depends on who has been compromised.

If there is a national interest element, you can bet your arse that they will want in on any investigation.

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If it's anything like the banking systems in this country then they've probably gotten rid of the only people who understand how most of their shit works*.

*So many systems are inter-connected and running on bespoke scripts that it requires time and brains to understand. Making changes without being able to fully assess the impact is like playing Russian roulette with an Uzi.

Having trouble finding a job in your 40s? Study shows some bosses like job applicants... up until they see dates of birth

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I know exactly what you mean, I was diagnosed with severe ADHD only when I was 42 - it explained sooooo much :)

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"We were all young and callous, not to mention very dense once upon a time."

^^This.

When people make statements about others these days they tend to be absolutist, assuming that because they are acting like a twat that they will *always* act like a twat.

The current trend in crucifying people for mistakes they made 10 years ago etc. doesn't allow for people to learn from their mistakes. That doesn't encourage people to be perfect from the outset, it encourages them to lie and hide the truth - hardly a recipe for success.

When I look back to younger versions of me it boggles my mind, some of them are like different people in comparison. Long time in alpha, beta was turbulent. v1.0 was acceptable after a dozen hot-fixes etc.

I think I must be on version 21 or something by now, and still adding revisions and bug-fixes. I can say that I'm definitely a lot more user friendly these days ;)

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Re: There comes a time

I'm seriously thinking about designing level 10 puzzles as a backup career.

Have a look at some of the John Ramsay (sp?) youtube videos on him solving puzzles - some of them are genuinely awesome.

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Re: driving down costs

My salary/rate expectations have nothing to do with my age, it has everything to do with my (proven) ability to add value to a company far in excess of what I can earn (such as saving millions, or helping develop systems that can generate millions etc.).

However, I'm not about to go applying for a low level network engineering job and ask for a stupid salary - if the job doesn't require all my skills then I can hardly charge a client for things they don't need - no-one's that daft (quite).

The art of getting work as you get older (imho) is to:

1. Keep one eye over your shoulder. If the young-uns are catching you up a bit, time to get your skates on - no resting on laurels. Stay sharp and stay *interested* in what you are doing.

2. Find jobs that require a broader range of skills, one's that companies struggle to full - they will be more likely to pay a premium if you can tick most of their boxes in one hit.

2.1 Try and build a strong reputation so that jobs come to *you*.

I'm sure there are other things, but they've slipped my mind and someone at work has the audacity to be calling me!

Joking aside, one of the reasons contracting is so important to the IT industry in the UK is that it keeps you at the sharp end as you get older - no moldering away in a comfy job tied to a fat pension to make you lazy.

All this IR35 bullshit is squarely aimed at the self-motivated, experienced IT worker. If it was (as they claim) just to catch out 'disguised employees' they wouldn't keep getting it wrong and updating it to catch out more people that aren't part of their originally stated target group. Again, just my opinion.

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How often do you see a 'new' sportsman at 40+?

It surely happens, but certainly infrequently enough to be of note, so I don't think there are any areas where age-ism isn't applied to some degree.

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Re: So how do you hide your age?

I've just realised that although I to pare down my CV to obfuscate my age a bit, I've also got a bit right at the top that says something like 'over 20 years experience in...".

DOH!

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Re: "ban-the-box" initiatives

Most positions I've worked in are more interested in if you are financially unstable than some misdemeanor from the distant past (assuming it wasn't something like fraud etc.) - but it's still important to check.

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Re: I prefer to hire older people, but...

So you're suggesting some kind of balanced approach? Perhaps where the young pups can pick up some tricks from the old dogs as it were?

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!

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People using that comment in an online discussion is simply stating that they have run out of things to say in favour of their own stated position - it's just another way to shut down polite discourse and make a run for the lowest common denominator tactics.

Of course, if they are using comments like that then they're not likely to realise what they are doing either (unless they're trolling).

As the old saying goes - 'youth is wasted on the young' :)

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Re: What jobs did they try to get?

People with decent forces training are often better served by going to Civvy companies that appreciate their skill set - some government agencies (for example) or aerospace industry (they need network managers too etc.)

Intel teases NUC-leheads with new desktop-class graphics systems and a fast i9 CPU

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Re: Displacement??

I was going to mention that gaming towers are often large in order to be able to move around a lot of air for cooling (even if you run WC loops, you need space for the tubes and space around the tower to vent into).