* Posts by Sir Runcible Spoon

5770 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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Angel

Re: A Long Time Ago In A Electronics Factory

People used to make up all sorts of stories about me in the village where I grew up.

It never bothered me because

a) the stories weren't true and

b) they neatly overlooked all the stuff that *was* true (which were much worse) that didn't get around

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I went to a BT office once and noted that they were using a Cisco 4000 as a door-stop (which isn't a small doorstop) - the person I was speaking to simply replied that they were the most handy thing around as there are loads of them just sat about under people's desks. So I looked, and yes, there were Cisco 4000's everywhere.

Since this was around 20 years ago they weren't cheap either.

RIP, RDP... nearly: Security house Check Point punches holes in remote desktop tools

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WTF?

Oh dear..

"If you click 'paste' when an RDP connection is open, you are vulnerable to this kind of attack"

You mean such as when using a password program like KeePass?

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

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Re: This Identity thing is the key

My point exactly

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Re: This Identity thing is the key

Even easier is to go to a data-monger and buy an adult ID account that's already verified, rinse and repeat.

Sounds like a nice little earner for some n'e'er do-well.

'Numpty new boy' lets the boss take fall for mailbox obliteration

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Re: 100% honesty 90% of the time

They can be mischievous little buggers at times.

France wants in on the No Huawei Club while Canuck infosec bloke pretty insistent on ban

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Re: Again....

Yeah, the actual 'evidence' part of the puzzle seems to have been overlooked. I'd be more worried about Intel & Cisco than Huawei. Hmm, I think I've worked out why they're out to get Huawei...

Stalk my pals on social media and you'll know that the next words out of my mouth will be banana hammock

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Coat

What have the Romans ever done for dead parrots? That's what I want to know.

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Coat

Re: Gadzooks!

You forgot to add the +/- 5% error factor in your prediction.

Wow, fancy that. Web ad giant Google to block ad-blockers in Chrome. For safety, apparently

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Pint

Re: "I'm inclined to view it as the Internet going to hell in a handbasket."

M..M...M.M..Max Headroom FTW!

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: So predictable !

"You really don't know how things work and clearly don't understand anonymised data "

See icon -->

You should really tag sarcastic jokes if you post anonymously, you almost had me going there for a second :)

Oh wait, you were serious? Wow. Perhaps you wouldn't mind citing a few examples of 'anonymised data' so we can all take a good look at this rarely sighted phenomenon.

En garde! 'Cyber-war has begun' – and France will hack first, its defence sec declares

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Re: 'Cyber-war has begun'

"Better late than never to the party"

I was about to post that they were a bit late to the party, for some reason ministers (of whatever country) appear to be blissfully unaware it's been going on for nigh on 20 years (that I'm aware of).

Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it

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Gimp

You wire their knackers/tits up to the mains with a trigger based on oversight stats.

Dear humans, We thought it was time we looked through YOUR source code. We found a mystery ancestor. Signed, the computers

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Coat

Re: ElReg:

That beer looks flat! oops..wrong forum.

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Coat

Re: Mystery Ancestor

Is that a direct translation?

Three quarters of US Facebook users unaware their online behavior gets tracked

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Mushroom

Re: @ Sir Runcible Spoon -- Not sure, but...

Swine :P

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Re: Self-classification

Considering most people are delusional these days I'd say a lot :)

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Alien

Re: No kidding

"Then I remember I honestly don't care about the the human race anymore."

I'm confident that no-one will ever accuse me of being racist, because *all* humans look the same to me.

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Re: FB is a boil on the bum of mankind!

I've always heard that "if it's free - you're the product" and have yet to encounter a scenario where this has proven to be false.

Sir Runcible Spoon
Headmaster

Not sure, but...

"I'm sure there's some punctuation problems in my post"

Shouldn't this be: "I'm sure there're some punctuation problems in my post" ?

"There is" (in my mind at least) points to the singular "a problem", rather than "some problems".

Could be wrong of course :)

Googlers to flood social media with tales of harassment in bid to end forced arbitration

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: My thoughts...

At first glance it rather looks like they are complaining that Google aren't taking it upon themselves to enforce/educate non-Googlers, presumably leaving it to the people who they are actually contracted with.

Wanted – have you seen this MAC address: f8:e0:79:af:57:eb? German cops appeal for logs in bomb probe

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If the Police were clever about this, they would set up multiple open wi-fi access points or bluetooth readers around the area along with camera's.

If the perp has his phone set to look for open wi-fi/left bluetooth on, then they might get him in passing, or if not then he might just use one of their hotspots and catch him in the act.

Amazon exec tells UK peers: No, we don't want to be dominant. Also, we don't fancy being taxed on revenues

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Joke

Re: Death of the High St

Can you send me the link to the leopard's fanny batter on Amazon please? My wife's birthday is coming up and I want to give her a pressie she'll never guess.

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Re: Death of the High St

Have you been to any supermarket mid-week?

I sometimes wonder if I'm the only person who still works - either that or there are a *lot* more people around than we think there are :)

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Flame

Death of the High St

Whilst Amazon and other online retailers have certainly had their impact, in the UK at least I would definitely blame 50% of this on local councils ripping people off to park in town, and hiking the business rates up so high that shops are no longer profitable.

I've never quite understood how an empty premises brings in more rent money than an occupied one - but what do I know? If only I had the brains of some of the people in these council offices I might be able to ignore all this shit and pretend it doesn't matter!

Chinese rover pootles about... on the far side of the friggin' MOON

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Re: private enterprise

Wouldn't it be mildly radioactive by now, sitting in direct sunlight with no atmosphere to protect it?

Linus Torvalds opts for the scream test: Linux kernel syscall tweaked to shut data-leak hole – anyone upset, yell now

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Mushroom

The Scream Test

Is a proper engineering solution to get you to your goal as quickly as possible.

Often the threat of a scream test is enough to get people thinking about the issue at hand which they would otherwise ignore.

Glad to hear someone still employs them when required (I don't think of them as the first tool in the box to use, but you should certainly have it in there somewhere to pull out when all else fails - mainly because it works when other methods are hamstrung by politics).

Oh, and he didn't swear? Are you sure this was Linus?

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Paris Hilton

Re: All you need is......

For some reason I read that at first as 'until the *headmistress* summoned him for punishment'

Dunno why.

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Apparently they had one of their sign-posts removed from the .net equivalent of a hamlet in Dorset.

Idiots who went to said hamlet to try and find PirateBay realised that because they couldn't see it, it must have been banned.

This whole age-verification system thing has all the hallmarks of a similar genius behind the scenes doing the thinking.

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

The reason I downvoted your post was because regardless of the sentiment behind this idea, it simply isn't a realistic solution to the problem.

In fact, it will simply switch more people (and not just kids) on to full vpn encryption etc., see :Law of Unintended Consequences

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: More fuel if any is required...

That's only if *all* your traffic is encrypted. After all, people do work from home and use company vpn's to log on to the company network.

So, do your normal stuff in clear, and any porn via vpn...simples.

Could you speak up a bit? I didn't catch your password

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Re: If this is how things are going to be

Then my encoder ring must be broken, still looks good to me :)

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Joke

Re: I'm pretty sure I can prove that...

E=mc^2

Energy in a pie is equal to the mass of the pie when thrown at your face, twice.

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Coat

Re: If this is how things are going to be

EGREN SOMELN STATE MILEY

Error pop-up? Don't worry, let's just get this migration done... BTW it's my day off tomorrow

Sir Runcible Spoon
Headmaster

Re: Not sure who is more dull...

aarrrrgggghhhhh....you fiend!

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Re: It definitely happens

and other top tips, such as don't saw the branch you are standing on :)

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Coat

Re: Not sure who is more dull...

Next time, please use an endquote; my OCD just triggered and I was all calm before.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: Data Center Migrations and application errors

I'm no sysadmin, but even I know that when troubleshooting something new and you find something likely-looking in the logs that you need to go back a bit to see if the error/issue was pre-existing.

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Happy

Re: Trial version of Windows

"so he ducked that cluster-stuff"

It's ok, you can say cluster-fuck, we won't get upset.

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I can tell you have experience of messing up, this is an approved method of mitigating the fallout, reducing the punishment level down to the level of 'good natured piss taking'.

I approve.

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Coat

Re: took the day off

So, you now have zero people on 1st line support? Sounds like you did them a favour ;)

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Trollface

Re: took the day off

"IT is many things, but it's rarely boring."

Since you've been around the block a bit I'm finding this statement to be a bit difficult to swallow, mainly because the number of fuckwits *in charge* of IT teams are boringly predictable in their never ending quest to do the wrong thing and ignore all advice to the contrary because they apparently can't read an email explanation that contains more than one concept.

Bah, humbug!

Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail…

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: No one likes a liar

good vs bad - It was a play on words, I was referring to liars who had 'good' intentions vs 'bad' intentions (as well as the obvious comment about their skills as a liar) :)

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Re: The premise of this article is bullshit

"it was just pure naked greed and nothing more."

Nothing shouts 'INSECURITY' like unbridled greed.

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Re: No one likes a liar

I like a *good* liar, no-one likes a *bad* liar.

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Pint

"getting tired of this rag inserting itself and taking shots at MY President"

Have you ever read the bit just under the banner on this site? Don't think YOUR President is anything special, El Reg and the Commentards will take the piss out of *anyone*.

Here --> Have a proper beer and chill out. Oh, and learn to spell 'ARSE' correctly whilst you're at it.

Sir Runcible Spoon

Re: From the writer

citation required

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Re: Crossing the Line

"IT graduates with principles. What a remarkable idea."

I was about to down-vote you but then I remembered I never graduated :P

On the first day of Christmas, Microsoft gave to me... an emergency out-of-band security patch for IE

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Re: It's about time...

"Nope, does not work, for me:"

Classic :D