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* Posts by Shane8

123 posts • joined 30 Apr 2010

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Microsoft's 'CEO of no' on Xbox: NO SALE

Shane8
Joke

"Bing is actually a successful product for Microsoft"

compared to vista maybe....the statement above is missing the icon...

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UK's pirate-nagging VCAP scheme WON'T have penalties – report

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Thumb Up

Re: "I say, would you stop doing that, please?"

Dont forget the tutting !

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BSkyB profit knocked by BT footie struggle and O2 broadband costs

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FAIL

Get Sky For only half the price of BT***

*** Unless you actually want the same as what BT is offering, then we will give you more TV channels that you will never watch, tell you that the maximum line speed you can get is half what BT can offer you and after you add this up we are now 20% over BTs price....oh wait we need to add installation costs...

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Sysadmins fail to fix NHS IT snafu, HUNDREDS of appointments cancelled

Shane8
Joke

Have they tried...

[chris o'dowd'] Turning it off and on again ? [/chris o'dowd']

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Myst: 20 years of point-and-click adventuring

Shane8
Go

Could never get into Myst games....Broken Sword / Monkey Island is where its at!

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Microsoft's canceled 'Project Brazil' took aim at Amazon, eBay

Shane8
Headmaster

ahhhhh

"canceled" --> "cancelled"

grammar nazi out!

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AVG: That World of Warcraft hack? RIDDLED with malware

Shane8
Trollface

Re: Should simply say

Boring?! What are you guys talking about....we just unlocked stage 5 on Isle of Thunder!!!!

LFM nalak....anyone?

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Take that, freetards: First music sales uptick in over a decade

Shane8
Joke

What did they expect?

I mean, TPB is blocked so all is well...no more illegal downloading.

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Singaporean men in naked web cam extortion scam

Shane8
Joke

Anyone want to see my willy ?

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Yay for iOS 6.1, grey Wi-Fi iPhone bug is fix- AWW, SNAP

Shane8
Trollface

Working as intended...

Your just holding it wrong....hold it correctly...for long enough...no need for hairdryer..problem solved!

Makes me glad to not have a iPhone....welcoming the iFanbois downvotes!

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Now Microsoft 'actively investigates' Surface slab jailbreak tool

Shane8
Joke

Its not a bug....its a feature™.

Good ol' Micro$oft!

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Another Apple maps desert death trap down under

Shane8
Trollface

If the Mayans are correct, then Apple maps will soon be 100% accurate...

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Tor node admin raided by cops appeals for help with legal bills

Shane8
WTF?

TOR:

What is Tor?

Tor is free software and an open network that helps you defend against a form of network surveillance that threatens personal freedom and privacy, confidential business activities and relationships, and state security known as traffic analysis.

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Microsoft Office 2013 heads for the cloud but fails to soar

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FAIL

Re: ALL CAPITALS

Caps is also considered bad netiquette....

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Sorority girls gone WILD: '1 to 3' casual sex 'hookups' every MONTH

Shane8
Trollface

Re: I think it's mostly comforting news.

So this advert saying there are lots of hot single women in my area with no strings attached is actually true ?

I'll remember to click it on next time i see it!

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World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria review

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Meh

Liking it but, why is everything based on rep??? Lots of grinding required...and if you have multiple characters, get ready to do the same quests...over and over!

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Valve taps testers for Linux Steam

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Finally! Now just get the other games to run off linux before Micro$oft force people to use Win8 !

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Renault Clio IV and R-Link Android console hands-on preview

Shane8
Trollface

Quickly Renault!!!

You must patent it now before Apple claim they thought of it first!

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O2 kicks out Ericsson server for breaking its network

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Go

"Confidence is key here. Customers will pay more for reliable connectivity and will avoid any company they don't believe capable of delivering it."

Thats why i'll never use 3 again!

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Man charged over alleged April Jones Facebook trolling

Shane8
Coat

US Laws coming to the UK...

"Watch Your Comments: Arizona Law Could Punish Trolling With 25 Years"

http://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2012/04/03/watch-your-comments-arizona-law-could-punish-trolling-with-25-years/

Ill get my coat...going on holiday where these laws don't exist!

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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

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Go

Re: Just as long as

TF2 is a disgrace to be related to TFC!

I am looking forward to getting CS:GO.

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BT wins ad watchdog ruling against BSkyB's 'instant movie' claim

Shane8
Facepalm

Re: While we're at it ...

Downloaded it on Galaxy Nexus (with JB - on O2) and its not compatible with the phone....

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Red hot chilli peppers floor Bristol shoplifter

Shane8
Trollface

hmmm

Stolen Goods - "Give It Away"

Chili's - "Taste the Pain"

...eventually his "Fortune Faded"

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Alleged 'Xbox 720' dev box eBay'd for $20,100

Shane8
Trollface

Can i interest you in this small piece of ice....it was from the iceberg which sank the Titanic, only $250,000!

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Ten Android games

Shane8
Unhappy

Re: Better than all the aforementioned games:

Like the Broken Sword series....the iPhone already has the 1 + 2 as an app, wtb on android!

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Wikipedia collapses threatening the very fabric of civilisation

Shane8
Coat

Sometimes Wikipedia is inaccurate....i wont believe i thing until i see a south park parody about it!

Mines the one with the Human cent-iPad in the pocket...

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Scribe's mobe, MacBook pwned after hacker 'fast-talked Apple support'

Shane8
Trollface

He eventually managed to get back into his iCloud profile and change his password, but Apple couldn't do anything about the fact that all his iDevices had been wiped - losing photos, documents and emails - other than getting him an appointment at one of their Genius bars for the MacBook.

Genius' ? really ? This line alone made me ROFL - started LOL when MacBook appeared....still LOL now.

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Nikon D4 DSLR review

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WTF?

Re: Too expensive for most

Not to mention you can get a decent (ish) 2nd hand car for 5k !!!

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Dropbox blames staffer's password reuse for spam flood breach

Shane8
Go

Dropbox

I use a TrueCrypt file within dropbox for any documents - private or not.

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Chinese student's smut obsession lands 2,000 in JAIL

Shane8
FAIL

News Flash!

L2 encrypt your pr0n! "xxx_porn.avi.something" isn't encrypting either!!!

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India crowned global spam-spewing zombie king AGAIN

Shane8
WTF?

What?!

Russia only 10th?! Must of received at least 10 directing me to .ru in the past week!

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Nvidia admits forums hacked, user data swiped

Shane8
Holmes

Re: Have had the e-mail this morning

Salting passwords usually stops people from using a dictionary hack on them but if the random salt was also given out then it would be a security risk...depends on the exact type of encryption which is used (md5/SHA-1 etc)

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Indian software pirating suspect faces US extradition

Shane8
Joke

National Security of course...

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Dying Kodak doesn't have to leave its jewels to Apple, says court

Shane8
Trollface

Does that mean...

Does that mean that that particular judge doesn't use a iPhone, maybe should get same one for all future android cases ?

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Capita ITS asks to-be-axed staffers to pose for marketing pic

Shane8
Trollface

Outsourcing to India...

I'm sure that RBS can recommend you some place good!

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Half the team at the heart of the RBS disaster WERE in India

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India v China

I thought all (most) IT jobs were being outsourced to China rather than India ?

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Lithe British youngsters prioritise fun over privacy and security

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Go

Re: Paid security suites?

Kaspersky (KIS) is the best out there (imo) that is a paid security suite that i use. I do not consider myself paranoid but i can be a little over protective.

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Lollipop Chainsaw

Shane8
Pint

Re: Kerching!

Lesbian Vampire Killers any day my friend! Only for James Corden though, hilarious!

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Nintendo supersizes 3DS

Shane8
WTF?

Since when does $$$ to £££ actually add up ?

$199 (£128).

more like: $199 (£230).

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Brit telco flagship BT joins blockade of Pirate Bay

Shane8
FAIL

if all torrents and p2p were stopped then why would we need to pay for fibre lines and faster broadband? Pretty sure all ISPs know this....

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Mozilla teaches coding with new Thimble 'Webmaker'

Shane8
Pint

Mozilla...

Pint on me! Amazing stuff!

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Over 40 Magnifier

Shane8
Paris Hilton

I know someone who will find it usefull

<-- Paris, she's always looking for small things to use with a camera.

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Three touts 'unlimited' Euro data roaming for a fiver a day

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Interesting

Would like to see something like this not only for Europe but for the USA....and not for Three but for O2.

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Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'

Shane8
Joke

Music ?

Was he listening to Weird Al's - Trigger Happy at the time by any chance ?

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Thief open-sources Richard Stallman's laptop, passport, visa

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Joke

Re: I hope he has learned his lesson

your forgot the joke icon....there fixed!

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LINX 'downed by ethernet loop' on external network

Shane8
Joke

warning to everyone out there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqxLmLUT-qc

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Minority Report-style swishery demoed with cheap webcam

Shane8
WTF?

Microsoft already did it!

MS Kinect does this already (?)

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Crooks sell skint fanbois potatoes instead of iPhones

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Joke

Re: Victims? Really?

quad SLI nVidia 680's also ?? Hang on, let me grab some cash out!!!

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'IT is no place for the little ladies', says Dell mouthpiece

Shane8
Pint

LEGEND

"Roy Chubby Brown" absolute legend!

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