Like I always said
If you can't beat them, beat them up.
277 posts • joined 30 Apr 2010
If you can't beat them, beat them up.
"But Nvidia said sales of its other GPU category, including the Tesla line for high-performance computing and the Quadro workstation chips, also delivered healthy results"
I can't say I'm surprised. As somebody who buys endless numbers of Quadros, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside knowing I'm responsible for paying a 300% markup on a cheap GeForce card where the only real difference is the driver.
And before you say "so buy GeForce instead", their performance is absolutely crippled in our 3D software. Trust me, we've tried almost everything on the market, including AMD. Both companies have us bent over.
" 5 Feb 2015 at 11:26, Neil McAllister
One year ago, on February 4, 2013"
Er, did 2014 not actually take place?
If it's any help, Scan are *extremely* generous in what qualifies on the hardware front for making an OEM purchase. Speak to a sales rep if you need a copy.
I notice scan.co.uk are still selling Windows 7. Not sure for how much longer, though.
I can't believe you left out the two best gadgets:
And when I say best, I do of course, mean shit.
Richard Madeley, Hunger Games and Mail Plus. El Reg, I salute you.
Still no 60fps on YouTube in v34, but hopefully it isn't far off.
Something I've been meaning to ask - is it possible to use ApplePay in the UK yet? Or is it just in the USA for now?
So, if I use it to go to a web site that's infected by a zero-day vulnerability, whose machine get's hacked? Mine? Microsoft's? Both?
I'm not 100% sure, but last christmas I bought my 72 year old dad a 16gb Air, and since then he's barely added 2GB of files to it (mostly applications), so it's been absolutely fine. He uses it constantly, primarily to browse the web/read email/listen to the radio etc. I did ask him before I got it if he wanted to put music and films on it, but he has no interest in that.
Personally my iPad is permanently on 63.9 out of 64GB used, but I'm a massive geek and he isn't.
You realise that in publishing this article you've just given EE yet another bullshit excuse as to why I get no reception in my office in the middle of London?
Note to tech companies: Make your stuff crappier to begin with then we will have a reason to upgrade more often. My 2.5 year old tablet (not saying what it is lest each side of the divide should take offense) still works absolutely fine and does everything what I want it to.
BTW I was being sarcastic about the crappier thing. The trick is to make your new stuff compellingly better.
This reminds me of the time Al Fayed went up against the Hamiltons in court. How the hell are you meant to back when all involved are such scum?
What I want to know is why Microsoft hired someone from Flock of Seagulls to do the intro video.
Dear interface designers, please read this web page as many times as it takes for you to understand why my eyes are bleeding:
The race to the bottom continues at it's furious pace.
No sign of the bottom even coming into view, yet.
"We are bringing intelligence to what used to be dumb objects."
If ever there was a statement that covers the entire gamut of possible outcomes, from potentially great to probably pointless and frustrating, that would be it.
I suppose the real problem isn't patching Linux and OSX, which can be done in fairly easily and quickly, but is fixing all those millions of boxes and devices out there with the software embedded?
"Tax holidays" piss me the hell off, in any country. It's the nearest thing I can think of to legalised bribery, and it's being perpetrated by bloody governments!
Both of these games are high up my 'to buy' list, but there's a problem. Since Steam introduced the Steam Sale, I find myself generally only buying games during these sales. Therefore I end up buying 20 plus games 2 or 3 times a year, and not much else outside of these times (apart from the frequent daily random sales). Steam itself has, in effect, turned me into a tight-fisted bastard. Don't think I'm complaining about low prices, I just feel a little sorry for the developers.
"only four are worth watching anyway"
So, that's Ghostbusters, er, Captain Philips, hmmm, Moneyball? and... and...
help me out here please
Could you do your usual TCO article on the 6 and 6 Plus please? I'd like to know which supplier here in the UK offers the least-ripoff contract.
Disappointed that Intel didn't increase the value proposition of the V3s over the V2s. Instead they just made the new higher core count chips proportionally more expensive. If you spend, say, a thousand quid on a Xeon V2 and a V3 you get very nearly the same amount of processing power. (source: Scan Computers who have them in their store)
Guess that's what happens when you have no competition.
I also use clamXav, and have yet to catch anything nasty (that I know of). It could be I'm being lax with my security, but I just get the sentry program it comes with to scan anything that appears in my 'downloads' folder, and then make sure anything I download/copy/import/etc passes through said folder. So far so good.
Seriously CNN? Chri$t on a fucking bike
I'm not remotely surprised iCloud itself wasn't breached. If I was trying to hack celebrity grumble pics would I go down the arduous risky route of hacking a cloud server, or just getting an email address via social engineering and brute-force the password? Pretty easy answer.
A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link etc etc
The pen issue is what makes the Surface/Win8 a non-starter for me. In my opinion using a pen on a screen just isn't a very pleasant experience for a number of reasons; I'm yet to come across a pen tip that feels 'right' on glass, and it's awkward to not be able to let the remainder of your hand rest on a touchscreen, like it would on a peice of paper, as you constantly end up inputting involuntary clicks and movements.
The other big issue with an expensive dedicated pen is that they have the habit of getting lost, something that can't be said for my right index finger, which I'm glad to say I'm still using version 1.0 of, since birth.
Admittedly my company is very small, but I'm happy to report that at the very least the industry we work in, (architectural visualisation i.e. the building idustry) is getting stronger every week. After a few very dodgy years indeed, where we lost half our employees, we now have possibly the largest volume of work in our history. All this means I got to spend £20k on a shiny new Supermicro 2U 4-node rendering device. There's also another 10k or so available to buy a few workstations. It's been over 5 years since our IT spending was anywhere near these levels.
Doubtless Samsung are very happy, possibly as happy as Apple. It's just every other phone maker on the planet that aren't.
Funny how so many tech markets turn into two horse races, seems to have been like this for as long as I can remember.
I wanted to get one of those iPhone covers...
...but I thought it would make me look even more of a cunt.
If Microsoft's cheap version of W8 is called "Windows 8.1 with Bing", does that mean that they are saying adding Bing to Windows 8.1 equals a cheaper (i.e. inferior) product? Sounds an awful lot like it to me.
Or maybe, going by the handful of games that have been released, the XBox 720p?
I would have sacrificed the processor for an i5 to get flash storage. I will NEVER go back to a mechanical drive, the difference feels like 10-year's worth of processor upgrades.
"According to the Merc, Apple paid $13.2bn in taxes, far more than Intel's $3bn, Google's $2.3bn, Cisco's $1.9bn, and HP's $1.5bn. In fact, Apple paid more in taxes than those companies combined, plus eBay and Oracle."
Ok, that is surprising. I wonder why? Public shaming actually worked for once? Whatever, it's good news.
With regards to the RAID 5 support, many of these devices will typically end up in the broadcast edit suite shops found all over areas of digital creation (Soho, LA etc), where they will be connected to non-linear editing systems. This data is extremely transient in it's nature, so perhaps the need for bullet-proof reliabilty is less important?
Why is the Pope even on that list at all? I've been to central and southern Africa and seen with my own eyes hundreds of (mainly Christian) people of all ages dying from AIDS. It's both incredibly grim and unbearably depressing, and Popes past and present are directly responsible for it happening by telling them not to use condoms.
Of course, the big pharmaceutical companies love him for it...
And that's before we even get into the debate about religion being a load of utter bollocks.
This is well worth a read, it's on Nate Silver's new web site:
Ignorant tech question incoming:
Why do they even have a mobile version of OpenGL? Why just not use the existing full-fat version?
Thunderbolt is a bloody great idea - break out PCI Express onto a cable. So why aren't we seeing any real innovation in it's deployment? For a start Elgato could source the PCIe hard drives Apple uses and stick that in a case, they have a 1250MB/s advertised transfer rate, straight away you'd be getting speeds faster than SATA 3. I'm not in the hardware business, but they are, so why are their products not taking advantage of what Thunderbolt is designed for? Not much imagination, I'd say.
Woah, I'm getting flashbacks to my teenage years spent squeezing zits
Reading between the lines I'm guessing that Satya wants to get rid of the money-draining XBox division, so who better than Mr Elop to see it dies a quick death?
As for Julie L-G, I don't care what division she works in as long as she never, ever, EVER has anything to do with interface design again.
Those photos clearly show a laptop, not an ultrabook.
You mean ex-girlfriend?
It's basically a remote control heavy bomber to replace the B-52?
Pity that there's about a snowball's chance in hell that Apple will release the spec on the Lightning port so everyone can use it, as it's a bloody good bit of design.
What do Reg commentors think about Microsoft's decision to charge full whack for a Server 2012 to 2012 R2 upgrade? Fair enough or tight fisted?
If I say the same thing three times in a row does it make people more likely to believe what I'm saying? Or does it make me sound like a desperate idiot?
I'm a middle-aged guy who's been using computers in the form of a keyboard connected to a box connected to a screen since I was 9 years old or so. In other words I'm your typical geek bloke.
I was given an iPad for my birthday about a year and a half ago. In that time, well, more like in the first 3 months, it almost completely replaced my 2 desktop machines at home.
The only thing I use my computers for now is big-screen gaming and 'downloads'.
When the iPad launched, like many, I scratched my head and thought "who the hell is that designed for?". Now I know. Like it or not it's a hell of a disruptive technology
I want to see Elop get the job just for the sheer entertainment value. I suspect he will either be an amazing success or a complete disaster, either of which ought to be great to watch.
None of the other candidates fill me with much excitement.