1188 posts • joined 27 Apr 2010
Re: Reg Reader -meeeehhhhh
I assumed that this article was more in the vein of "hee hee, it says BUM!", rather than "grr, that's an offensive word - OUTRAGE!".
That said, there are doubtless plenty of uptight numpties who would be thrown into fits of apoplexy by the sight of the word "rectum".
Wasn't that Microsoft's big thing when they introduced Aero with Vista? They should sue, or summat.
Re: Luwak coffee - a question
Kopi Luwak is delicious, assuming you like coffee but dislike it's bitterness (you could, of course, obtain the same effect for less money by buying your coffee at Starbucks).
My wife's a vegetarian, but didn't see anything wrong with Kopi Luwak (apart from the whole "you're drinking brewed poo").
Re: Personally if i was spreading a virus
Mortal Instruments is probably the next Twilight/Hunger Games/Harry Potter, so full marks to the virus makers for staying abreast of the current trends.
Full marks to them for being appalling human beings, too.
I can't tell if this is real, or some clumsy attempt at satire.
I already think that London is overrun with wankers, so maybe it makes no difference.
Re: To paraphrase the darling of ElReg, Stephen Fry.......
I thought that was Alan Coren?
Re: "Suicidal squirrel”
That's a good point - I did see a couple when I was in Scotland, last year, which were quite the novelty to a southener like myself.
Re: "Suicidal squirrel”
No problem with flattened, red squirrels, in the UK - the American grey competed them out of existence.
Re: What a pile of immature excrement.
I liked because it was angry. Most amusing. I don't normally bother with the SFTW? column, but this was superb.
Re: Friday night telly!!!
Far more excited about Agents of SHIELD, to be honest - don't think that the IT Crowd is one of Linehan's better efforts.
Re: the future's bright, the future's orange
Did everyone view Idiocracy as a documentary, rather than a piece of entertainment (or have I made the similar mistake of taking this forum far too seriously)?
I could see banning offensive words,
although you then wind up with "scunthorpe" becoming proscribed, so that's probably unworkable, but compiling a list of otherwise innocent words that may (or may not) be used by undesirables to refer to illicit activities? Would this see meow-meow.uk being banned, as it might possibly be a page about mephedrone, rather than kittens?
Still, maybe paedos are as thick as Nominet seem to think, and forcing them to rethink their vocabulary will drive them off the internet? Mumsnet will be thrilled, I'm sure.
I'd heard the same (on Radio 4, I think),
but I'd expect that Rovio must be making a pretty penny on merchandising, too.
Simple game? Cute character(s)s? HERE, HAVE ALL THE MONEY, JUST GIVE ME A T-SHIRT!
Re: Hang on...
It's about as robust as the "I am over 18 and legally permitted to view this hardcore smut" button that I, I mean some people, regularly click through without reading.
I can't speak for the Guardian, or GCHQ,
but I routinely store my laptop in a liquid nitrogen bath, to avoid data loss, so this all seems perfectly cromulent to me.
Upvoted, for the last sentence!
I use a pair of earbuds, when out and about, purely because I can squish them into a pocket when they're not in use.
The risk of being extradited by the UK
is the reason for him hiding in the Ecuadorian embassy, is it not?
To quote my old French teacher, upon pausing a video, and inadvertantly giving the class a wobbly view of one, out of focus, mammary: "Eh, once you've seen one, you've seen them both."
Eek! Did he cross the line into libel, or something?
At last, Linux is being treated as a mainstream OS.
WHAT'S EADON'S TAKE ON THIS?
"No one has wilfully or knowingly ... tried to invade your civil liberties or privacies."
It was the machines what done it.
Huzzah - plausable deniability! Well done that man, have a promotion.
Don't like being bullied on the internet?
Don't go on the internet.
Thanks, Dave! Hold on - isn't this exactly the opposite of the message that Stella Creasy et al. have been trying to get across?
The more I use the "this being the internet, this sort of thing should be more or less expected" arguement, the less I like it.
I'd quite like a WiiU, for the kids,
but I can't really see it offering anything more than the Wii does. That, I think, is Nintendo's problem: the Wii is perfect for casual/early years gaming, and still is. If I wanted to get back in to "serious" gaming, Ī'd upgrade my PC, or buy one of Sony/Microsoft's offerings.
That said, there's a good few months before the PS4/XBox1 become available, so there's still the chance that some killer title for the WiiU will appear. Don't think I'll be holding my breath, though.
" In any other area (defence, health, treasury etc.) you'd expect the people involved to have at least some semblance of understanding of the topic that they're meddling in.".
Yeah, that'll happen.
Being a responsible parent, I decided that I would
use OpenDNS to filter my net connection (I've got a few years before the kids understand enough to know what they need to change to get around something like that, by which time I should be comfortable discussing "adult content" with them). Luckily for me, BT have locked down the DNS settings on their latest HomeHubs, necessitating that I either a) use their software filtering (not a enticing prospect, given the volume/variety of devices in the household, or b) faff about with the firmware on my own router to enable me to bypass the HomeHub settings.
Thanks, BT, for making it more difficult to be a responsible parent (I pity the tech-illiterate), and making Cameron's "default on" filter seem like an attractive option in the eyes of my better half.
Re: Just get the filters installed and everyone shut up.
Quite right, Anonymous Coward. Why, just the other day, I was casually surfing the web, when I found myself confronted by a wealth of grot; before I knew it, I'd accidentally caused the deaths of three children, and maimed a dog.
My wife was livid when the penalty notice came through the post.
All the more reason for the top brass
to behave equitably, then.
Re: Forget H&S, policies, road laws, etc
She did try to obtain her for without walking her horse into the establishment, but they refused to serve her. Non-violent protest is a good thing, and if brief proximity to horse shit is going to upset your tummy, might I suggest that you refrain from leaving the house, let alone eating at McDonalds?
Must be fairly new rule,
as my better half used to take her horse through the drive-thru. Friends of mine used to go through on skateboards, too - they'd be told it wasn't allowed, but be served, regardless.
The "opt out of filtering" doesn't bother me,
but the idea that the PM can dictate what terms we can/cannot type into a search engines, is a terrifying thought.
Re: Already done
"Mind the door"
Was that the episode that featured the line "Stand on my shoulders and pull me up"? Somethings just work better on the radio!
@ Hairy Spod
That's the best arguement in favour of smart watches, that I've heard so far. Of course, the watch that you describe is nothing more than a wrist mounted vibrator (oo-er) that previews text messages - given that it disregards all this "app" nonsense, you can probably keep the cost to a minimum.
Quick, bring this to market and destroy the competition!
I bought a pint glass.
NO ONE WARNED ME THAT I COULD PUT BEER IN IT. Oh, woe is me.
Female nurses at mine, too.
One of them offered to hold my hand! I declined, and got an electric shock from the trolley, so i assume the doctor hadn't been earthed properly.
In order to best protect my kids,
I shall take to hanging out on various youth-oriented websites, and learn the lingo. In order to blend in, I shall adopt the persona of a 12 year old girl, and behave accordingly.
What? Don't look at me like that...
@ David D. Hagood
One of us is probably suffering from confirmation bias.
Re: Android will become a poor choice soon enough
How come everyone went apeshit when Sony took OtherOS away from the PS3, but when Google take away off-line maps, the "freetards" should just shut up?
I paid money for my phone & tablet, so it's disappointing to see them lose functionality.
^ Downvoted for being pro-Range Rover?
Gotta love these forums!
Re: Have and have nots
Oh, dead. This is veering perilously close to the "I don't have kids, so why should my Council Tax be spent on schools?" arguement. The greater good, remember?
Re: Any one remember ...
I remember buying a frisbee that did that (from the Ideal Home Show, of all places), and those wierd, metronome-style clocks were a brief fad.
Balls to surfing the web. I left my newly setup Pi alone for 5 minutes, and my kids were running the preloaded Python games, and dragging things about in Scratch - OK, they didn't get anywhere (at an average age of 5, I can't blame them), and I was woefully inequipped to point them in the right direction, but it's a start!
Dumping the user at the command prompt would probably scare most people off (if you've never used one before, you'll be sorely disappointed that they don't work like they do in films!) - a GUI is familiar enough to encourage some exploration.
I do agree with the comment about the presence of 2 Python interpreters being confusing, though.
This still took me by surprise, though: "The malicious code poses as a real app released through the official Google Play store ". Having checked the Play strore on my phone, it looks like the app has been pulled (couple of obvious fakes still there, though), so maybe the almighty hand of G is already at work?
Do Google still have the ability to remotely wipe apps from users' phones?
If it's in the Play Store, and it's malware, surely the responsible thing to do would be to 1) remove it from the store, 2) remove it from wherever it's been installed?
A bit Big Brother-ish, but probably to the greater good.
NSA data gathering was unnecessary and intrusive,
but Snowden was wrong to expose it? Ignorance truly is bliss.
"Having a watch on your wrist – that's pretty interesting, pretty appealing"
As is the movement of small pieces of green paper, but it still won't make us any less miserable.
<- Mine's the one with the towel in the pocket.
Most of the "pros" of an internet-enabled TV
(iPlayer, Netflix, local streaming) will already be included in the consumers' TV/Freeview box/DVD player/games console. If MS really want to put Metro on our TVs, so that we can wave our hands at them (is Minority Report still cool? Probably not), then they have the new X-Box, so I wouldn't expect MSN TV to get a direct replacement (unless MS really are as daft as everyone thinks).
That's got a lot of windows,
and no sign of a workbench. Are you sure it's a shed?
Re: The forcing down of the Bolivian ministers jet is especially concerning.
These Star Wars analogies are all very amusing, but we won't be laughing when Grand Moff Hagel obliterates a small South American nation to prove a point.
What happened to number III?
Or have they skipped that part and gone straight for the gritty reboot?
- Boffins attempt to prove the UNIVERSE IS JUST A HOLOGRAM
- China building SUPERSONIC SUBMARINE that travels in a BUBBLE
- Review Raspberry Pi B+: PHWOAR, get a load of those pins
- Review Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?
- MEN WANTED to satisfy town full of yearning BRAZILIAN HOTNESS