1173 posts • joined 27 Apr 2010
Toss off the devil?
And there was I, trying to learn the fiddle - the manual dexterity won't go to waste, at least.
"The computer's cheating!"
I regularly invoked this cry, way back when I was playing on the Intellivision (and then on the Spectrum/MegaDrive/etc.). Incidentally, football games peaked on the Intellivision, so EA/FIFA can take a hike.
Re: Witch woman
"A wizard did it."
"Like fix the sink"
That's some special interest porn, right there.
Re: Good advice, 5 years ago
There was probably a really good point in there, but I lost it when you got upset at the thought of a 9 year old watching Miranda.
" then they get what they get"
But to accept this is to accept punishing the children for the failures of their parents. Not really acceptable, in my book.
Re: Can't Google remove the apps from phones
Quite - I was under the impression that this was well within Google's means (and seem to remember it being touted as an "advantage" of the Play store).
Re: Robot out-performed by pensioner. We're safe for a while yet...
Tai Chi was used to defeat the bad guys in Lethal Weapon - if the robot grows a mullet, then we should be scared.
Re: Consistency, above all
I assume there'll be a consultancy service brought in to, err, do whatever it is they do that is deemed to be so essential by the higher-ups in the NHS. Can't roll out a major IT project without them, even if they do run for the hills at the first hint of trouble.
Re: "BANKRUPT zombie biz"
I was expecting something about the Post Office.
Re: far too young to drink ?????
Keep this to yourself, please. My little girl is 5, and I have to keep reminding her that she's too young to drink, lest she down all my beer when I'm not looking.
there's a pun about gravity in here somewhere...
Positive story (inclusiveness),
same old shitty comments. Although I'm quite impressed that both atheists and Christians have been compared to Hitler quite so swiftly.
Re: drifting OT, but legalised, or normalised
On the whole, it's probably a good thing that regulation and legislation can work to keep excessively harmfull additions out of tobacco and alcohol products. I don't see why it shouldn't be able to work the same for other narcotics.
Mind you, if you can tell us all how you get so high off of cabbages, no one will need anything else.
Looking at my facebook friend list,
I already know how many of them I want to get jiggy with, and how many of them feel the same way (hint: the answer to both is "1").
I assume the idea behind this app is that it shields users from rejection, but it all seems a little sad (not to mention sordid), nonetheless.
Re: I wonder
I can squeeze my Nexus 7 (in flipover case) into most of my jean pockets, so I'd expect this to go in. I'd also expect unsightly bulges, and difficult walking - perhaps those belt clips, so beloved of builders, are due to make a comeback?
Seems churlish to get a comically oversized phone, and then complain everytime someone points out that you've got a comically oversized phone.
Your lack of partisanship
is out of place on this forum.
TURBO on a joypad?
Most likely that's an autofire. Often found alongside the Slo-Mo switch, which would repeatedly pause the game (I never did work out how that would be useful).
Good points, Shasta.
PC games tend to come with all sort of configuration options (mostly to do with dialling back the graphical effects for older hardware), but I can't see that it would be beyond the wit of Valve to assign the SteamBox a rating for the relevant components, then have preset settings within the games to pick the most optimal configuration for that hardware. If the hardware doesn't make the grade, the Steam won't let the user purchase, but can also advise what upgrades would be required.
Hmm, having types that out, I'm beginning to appreciate all the skepticism, but I'll still look upon this as a worthwhile project.
Console gamers can be easily impressed by shiny-shiny - if the Steam console launches with some very shiny titles (GTA6, or whatever will be popular next year), it will pique the interest of console gamers, who will buy it in the same way that they buy their XBox/Playstation: to get at the shiny.
When the new XBox/Playstation is due, they will look at replacing, but might then find that, for the cost of a small upgrade, the latest shiny-shiny will be available for their Steam console, which will be cheaper than a new XBox/Playstation. In the process, they may even learn something about what goes on inside their PC/Console hybrid.
I can't help but see this as a good thing - even if it ultimately fails, it's worth a try.
Wow, you've certainly read a lot into one photo of the applicant smoking a joint, the context of which you are almost certainly unaware.
I spotted some kids loitering in the park, last night. Granted, none of them were over the age of 9, but loitering is just the sort of behaviour that I'd associate with undesireables, so we might as well lock them all up and throw away the key.
Why should an individual's private life influence whether or not an employer should hire them?
If they turn up for the interview, some out of their minds, then you'd be right to send them packing, but if they gave a great interview, and demonstrated all the required skills, why should a Facebook picture of them smoking a joint (or whatever) be the deciding factor?
Re: Mysterious "hackers" strike again
Can hackers really induce a man to pull down his trouers, whip out his iPhone, and snap pictures of his tackle? Or were the pictures taken at a discrete distance, then enhanced with one of those computers they use on CSI?
"Use the trouser-removal algorithm to ENHANCE the crotch image." *dons sunglasses* YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!
Re: Been there, done that...
That's nothing. My dad's Bruce Lee, and he drives me to school in K.I.T.T.
@Pookietoo: consider me informed.
@Obvious Robert: my printer sits on a different router to my PC (don't ask!), so I don't expect Mint to detect it. Setting it up on Vista wasn't exactly smooth, but it works with full functionality, helped in no small part by the fact that Epson publish all the relevant drivers - if device manufacturers would pull their heads out of their arses and start publishing drivers, I think I'd be a lot happier!
Re: In addition to Steam it's also Linux
" fully supports more devices than any other device ever"? Pull the other one - finding appropriate drivers for some pretty mainstream hardware is what puts me off pushing my family on to Linux. Granted, the fault generally lies with the manufacturers, but the fact is that an off the shelf printer/scanner will work fine on Windows/Mac, but I'll be lucky if I can print a wonky test page from my Mint install. I can forgive my TV tuner not working, given that it's from an obscure manufacturer, that appears to no longer exist (even if the chipset is listed as supported in some list I found), but the software required to use the PC as a TV looked pretty crappy in comparison with Media Centre.
Ranting aside, this SteamOS idea could well push Linux towards mainstream acceptance, which I would welcome (mainstream acceptance = recognition by device manufacturers).
Those are some depressing truths.
I agree. I'd have liked to the them included a naked version of Android (a Nexus 4, or whatever). I wonder how much of the "cognitive load" on the Android sample came from TouchWiz?
Godfrey Bloom says that my wife should be sorting that out. I'm waiting for him to pop round and explain that to her, as I'm certainly not going to!
(Fighting one sexist stereotype with another? How postmodern of me.)
"shingled drive products"?
I'd just finished pebble dashing my HDD, too.
I like the sound of this.
If they can sort out an easy way of printing from Android, I'd even be tempted to invest in a keyboard for my Nexus 7 - granted, it won't completely replace a PC, but it'd be ideal for bashing out the odd letter and maintaining my gas/electric spreadsheet. MSOffice is overkill for the home user.
"Roses are red,
Cabbage is green,
I like your legs,
And the bit inbetween."
Piss off, Gove.
Re: How do you pronounce it?
I'm assuming it's "huddle", as in "let's all huddle round the tablet and watch YouTube videos".
£60 (+howevermanyClubcardPoints) is the sort of price where I would consider giving in to the kids and letting them have one. Tesco are probably big enough to shift these in significant numbers, too.
Re: Reg Reader -meeeehhhhh
I assumed that this article was more in the vein of "hee hee, it says BUM!", rather than "grr, that's an offensive word - OUTRAGE!".
That said, there are doubtless plenty of uptight numpties who would be thrown into fits of apoplexy by the sight of the word "rectum".
Wasn't that Microsoft's big thing when they introduced Aero with Vista? They should sue, or summat.
Re: Luwak coffee - a question
Kopi Luwak is delicious, assuming you like coffee but dislike it's bitterness (you could, of course, obtain the same effect for less money by buying your coffee at Starbucks).
My wife's a vegetarian, but didn't see anything wrong with Kopi Luwak (apart from the whole "you're drinking brewed poo").
Re: Personally if i was spreading a virus
Mortal Instruments is probably the next Twilight/Hunger Games/Harry Potter, so full marks to the virus makers for staying abreast of the current trends.
Full marks to them for being appalling human beings, too.
I can't tell if this is real, or some clumsy attempt at satire.
I already think that London is overrun with wankers, so maybe it makes no difference.
Re: To paraphrase the darling of ElReg, Stephen Fry.......
I thought that was Alan Coren?
Re: "Suicidal squirrel”
That's a good point - I did see a couple when I was in Scotland, last year, which were quite the novelty to a southener like myself.
Re: "Suicidal squirrel”
No problem with flattened, red squirrels, in the UK - the American grey competed them out of existence.
Re: What a pile of immature excrement.
I liked because it was angry. Most amusing. I don't normally bother with the SFTW? column, but this was superb.
Re: Friday night telly!!!
Far more excited about Agents of SHIELD, to be honest - don't think that the IT Crowd is one of Linehan's better efforts.
Re: the future's bright, the future's orange
Did everyone view Idiocracy as a documentary, rather than a piece of entertainment (or have I made the similar mistake of taking this forum far too seriously)?
I could see banning offensive words,
although you then wind up with "scunthorpe" becoming proscribed, so that's probably unworkable, but compiling a list of otherwise innocent words that may (or may not) be used by undesirables to refer to illicit activities? Would this see meow-meow.uk being banned, as it might possibly be a page about mephedrone, rather than kittens?
Still, maybe paedos are as thick as Nominet seem to think, and forcing them to rethink their vocabulary will drive them off the internet? Mumsnet will be thrilled, I'm sure.
I'd heard the same (on Radio 4, I think),
but I'd expect that Rovio must be making a pretty penny on merchandising, too.
Simple game? Cute character(s)s? HERE, HAVE ALL THE MONEY, JUST GIVE ME A T-SHIRT!
Re: Hang on...
It's about as robust as the "I am over 18 and legally permitted to view this hardcore smut" button that I, I mean some people, regularly click through without reading.
I can't speak for the Guardian, or GCHQ,
but I routinely store my laptop in a liquid nitrogen bath, to avoid data loss, so this all seems perfectly cromulent to me.
- Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees
- 14 antivirus apps found to have security problems
- Feature Scotland's BIG question: Will independence cost me my broadband?
- Apple winks at parents: C'mon, get your kid a tweaked Macbook Pro
- FTC to mobile carriers: If you could stop text scammers being jerks that'd be just great