1173 posts • joined 27 Apr 2010
I don't have any friends.
Anyone want to sponsor me to the tune of £000s a week to prove that money doesn't have to make you miserable?
Maybe the BBC et al. should work on the marketing of YouView,
rather than throwing out what appears to be a perfectly workable platform? Having seen YouView running on my inlaws' BTVision, it'd be something I'd look for when replacing my current PVR. I can't see any benefit to them developing another, identical service.
Re: join the club...
In defence of various people's wives, letting Google find the page you want might well be a safer option than typing in what you think the URL might be - probably quite a high chance of landing on some impostor site, otherwise (pretty sure that "facebok.com" lands you somewhere unsavoury, for example).. Google's naggy little spell checker ("did you mean...?") has its uses!
Angry Birds lets the NSA know my sexual preferences?
I suppose it's no secret that I like birds, but not of the avian variety.
Very sensible comment.
No museum is going to survive solely on middle-aged patrons. Still, sacking the tour guides is probably not the answer (I caught the piece on Radio 4, where the guide was sacked after taking his group round the computer museum - utterly heartbreaking).
I don't think this is true.
Not all history on the beeb is in "docu-drama" format - there's plenty of person-who-knows-what-they're-talking-about-presenting-to-camera, too (Lucy Worsley's recent series comes to mind, particularly as her passion for the subject really comes through).
I think facebook design their mobile site
to encourage users onto the app - it's hideous.
Re: "permissions model was at the insistence of the app developers"
Maybe Android should be changed so that, if you enable Developer mode, you get fine control over permissions - that way, those who give a monkey's can get it done, and those who don't care don't have to worry about it?
Re: The quality would improve greatly....
Thanks, Martin. What about all the people who don't want to watch the same things that you do?
Re: BBC's monopoly on FM Band.
You can have Radio 4, when you TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD, EARS!
Hmm, that doesn't really work, but you get the gist.
Re: "Cultural Marxist grooming"
Sarcasm doesn't work on internet forums; please use the joke icon in future.
Every other sports game suffers
from not having the option to beat the crap out of the opposing team!
Re: "don't actually pay for a current account"
Really? I (and all the other customers) give the bank all my money, and let them do what they like with it, so long as they hold enough in reserve that I can take it back out again. Interest rates might well be in the dirt, but I'm sure that they've found some way of turning a profit from my money.
Re: Floppy Eject
Most people I know never bother to eject their USB drive before pulling it out, and I've yet to see this cost someone their data (I've yet to see one pulled mid-write).
Still, at least this thread has taught me why Word'95 used to throw such a hissy fit when people would eject the disk whilst the document was still open!
Perhaps the UK government should launch a public awareness campaign
on the dangers of clicking the adverts in Google search results?
Re: the app name was what now?
Nonsense - that's a perfectly cromulent word (in German).
Old people are wont to do this,
only without the distraction of a mobile phone. But, oh, the fuss when you push one of them into the road...
Re: "alcohol is a drug"
Alcohol isn't regulated in the same way as other drugs, much like nicotine isn't either. Communication works best when both parties have the same understanding of what is being said - no doctor is going to advise their patient to avoid tobacco and alcohol by telling them to "stay off the drugs".
Re: Prior use of the term.
"Please wait 30 minutes for the rinse cycle to start, or buy exclusive Candy Dollars and load unlimited washes for the next 24 hours!"
I'm looking forward to the slew of sequels, followed by the inevitable relaunch of the game that started it all: Kandy Krush Klassic.
It's a social network, so, if your social group don't use it, you won't get anything out of it.
I have accounts on both Twitter and facebook (not the sort of thing I should confess to on this forum!), but only facebook is host to my IRL (is that the correct TLA?) friends, thus facebook is a handy communication tool, whilst Twitter is a waste of time.
This entire article is missing the "Joke Alert" icon.
At least, I hope it is.
Re: Broadcasting Linear TV Should End
You can keep your Netflix - I like my advert/license fee funded background noise!
No joke icon, as I'm serious. I tried Netflix, but didn't like it - TV should be a passive experience (never mind that I am one of the many people doomed to never have the audio/visual be in sync).
Re: "It's worked as a marketing gimmick for years..." @ Boothy
I think TV is different. People buying digital cameras don't look past the Megapixel count, and this is probably true for phones (if they look at the camera specs at all) but, when it comes to TV, most people (in my experience) are quite happy with an HD Ready (720p) set and a DVD player hooked up over SCART.
4K looks lovely, but I can see it having the same problem that Blu-ray does - the technology that it's replacing is already good enough for most people, and so there's no motivation to replace the existing kit (unless it breaks, and even then a like-for-like replacement will be easier on the wallet).
Re: Naive question...
This puzzled me, too, so I wrote it off as the US being utterly terrified of anything that might be considered "socialist".
Re: the square root of fuck all
If there's very little going in, does this not suggest that the music buying public don't really value the music all that much?
I'd imagine that there is money to be made from musical ability, but the old way (indie label -> major label -> mega-stardom) would appear to be dead.
Isn't this less about "the need to flash your pricey gadget" and more about running a customer loyalty scheme without handing out physical loyalty cards?
Game run a similar scheme (they've replaced my loyalty card with a QR code in the mobile app), and I'm quite pleased not to have to clutter up my wallet with anymore plastic. I certainly don't get any sort of validation from waving my outdated mobile at the staff.
I bought my kids a VTech MobiGo - sadly, compared to the games available on the family Wii, and my phone/tablet, it's only mildly diverting, and my kids aren't so easily amused that they didn't tire of it in a matter of days. I'm not making that mistake again (kid-friendly tablets aren't cheap) - when I think they're old enough for a real computer (or tablet, or whatever), I'll get them one, and make sure that they undetstand how it all works, and how not to bankrupt Daddy. In the meantime, I'm very grateful that every purchase through the Play store requires authorisation (does that inconvenience you dreadfully?), and that my kids are smart enough to understand that they are not to attempt "real money" purchases, anyway.
[Edit: I seem to have wandered into the "speaking as a parent..." trap, and thus probably invalidated my own opinion. Bugger.]
Have you made any explode yet, jake?
No? You're slipping.
I'm all for the naming and shaming of miscreants
(something for which Twitter is eminently suited), but it'd be polite to at least wait until they've been convicted - naming someone as a "drink driver" when they are charged is probably libellous, not to mention likely to prejudice any trial.
Re: Different needs
Remember when we could read an article on browser features and just add "you should try Opera" to the comments?
Such a shame that our contribution has been reduced to "remember when Opera was still good?".
To be fair, home taping was a spectacular failure
at killing off the music business, so it's about time someone had another go.
Re: "You can't ban our phones, because if we don't break the law we won't make enough money."
Whilst I don't agree with one company profiting off another's IP, I also like a vibrant, competitive market, and driving HTC out of the UK will limit consumer choice. Maybe it would be better to allow HTC to continue selling, and have them pay a fee to Nokia for each (infringing) handset sold?
Re: @AC 23:44
Porn does normalise the treatment of women as sex objects (hey, this'll be a popular point of view). The erotic context of cherub statues seems to have passed me by, however.
@Graham I think that GTA puts its content in context (and it's BBFC certificate indicates that it's intended for an audience who can appreciate that) - I certainly wouldn't argue that child/sexual abuse is something that should never be tackled by the arts, but I'd view with suspicion anyone who enjoyed themselves in a rape simulator.
I'm not big on banning books/drawings/holodecks, either, but could the arguement not be made that sexually graphic depicitions of minors in such media risks normallising the treatment of children as sexual objects?
Works like Lolita and Romeo & Juliet are not intended to arouse, but a holodeck simulation, wherein you could screw underagers, would appear to have no other context, and thus encourages users to regard such behaviour as acceptable.
Re: 'cracked the password'
Accounts from other sources suggest that it was a rather weak (not to mention distasteful) password, although I've seen it reported as the password to his laptop, rather than cloud locker.
If the crack wasn't performed by a pair of scruffy oiks, in a darkened room, accompanied by blaring techno choons, I'll be sorely disappointed.
Re: Fixed storage - my main issue
I'm wary, too. Got a Galaxy Ace for my Mum, and it was complaining about a lack of storage from the get-go. Killing off all the Samsung crud would probably leave her with a nice phone, but why should we be jumping through hoops?
I like the look of this Moto, though - a practically naked Android should mean that 8GB will be enough for my nearest and dearest, so I know where I'll be pointing them when they want new handsets.
What about all those rocket launchers that were mounted around London
during the Olympics? Someone's probably itching to let a couple of those off.
You'd better not be hiding in the wardrobe when I get home.
Humans routinely perform fellatio?
Someone ought to let my wife know.
Sorry, I'll be on my way...
I still have a PS2 and a Wii.
Oh, and better* things to do with my time.
Re: Why insist on embarrassing yourself with your naive and outdated party political evangelism...
Alright, Russel? You missed an opportunity to plug your new DVD, there.
Re: Time to re-christen the local pub?
The Bell's End, shirley?
Re: At the risk of being a negative nelly,
Better a choice of devices/designs than the black-box-or-nothing approach of regular games consoles, I suppose.
At the risk of being a negative nelly,
that looks to be a large, ugly box, and not the sort of thing I'd want occupying space in my living room (much like the XBoxOne).
that the mainstream media doesn't give a toss about FOSS.
Re: why prostitute murder
In my (admittedly limited) experience of under-15s playing GTA, they will quickly abandon the story missions in order to rampage about and obliterate the civilians (literally - chainsaw-ing the corpse until it fades away is hilarious, to the right mindset).
Factor in the prostitutes, where you can pick one up, have her make sex noises, then murder her with the over-the-top weapon of your choosing, and it's basically catnip for boys.
As to why news media focus on this? It has plenty of shock value (murder and sex), and thus is a sure sign of the collapse of civilisation.
Re: Benchmarks, Schmenchmarks.....
Tell me about it. Everytime I buy a car, I make a point of ripping out the radio and throwing it at the salesman.
"Not a day goes by when someone doesn't tell me that they saw my pictures posted on Match.com "
Is it the same person, over and over again, hoping that she'll agree to a date?
Re: Tonights Episode...
I hope you're right. Still, cliff-hangers should come at the end, not be tucked away, mid-episode!
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