1214 posts • joined 27 Apr 2010
Maybe all reviews should be like this?
"What's it like? No idea, but judging by the box, I award a score of 47%"
Think of the time saved! With all these resources freed up from this "journalism" nonsense, LOHAN could be on the moon, by now.
I don't normally get car sick, but now have a great urge to throw up.
So, as compensation for an outage of their online game service,
users are invited to buy 3 more games on their online game service?
I will miss physical media, when it goes.
Re: Super Sonic (@Jared Hunt)
Damn, my childhood feels uttely wasted, now.
Re: Super Sonic
No analogue sticks on the Megadrive, so he either ran of the edge, or he didn't.
What was the point of a invincible, super-speedy character, who could pretty much have just plowed through any of the early levels (just look at him, he should be the most awesome videogame character of all time!), if he only turns up once the precision jumps/disappearing platforms turn up?
All those years, and I'm still bitter...
Re: Not enough Tails love
He's indestructable, and he can fly (with or without his plane) - so why is only the sidekick?
Re: Super Sonic
Ugh, Super Sonic was a massive pain in the arse! All the gems, and then 100 rings transforms you, as I remember it, meaning that he was wont to show up in the later levels, usually when trying to navigate up the side of Robotniks plane (rocket, airship? I forget). His general inability to stop (he didn't touch the floor when he moved!), saw him regularly plunging off the side to his doom.
Stupid yellow prick.
Having the police investigate all crimes to an acceptable standard, is indeed a laudable aim, but who put Anonymous in charge of determining the acceptable standard?
Protests outside the station, or online, strike me as an entirely appropriate response to a perceived insufficient investigation, but releasing the identities of the suspects would be uttetly irresponsible.
Testing updates prior to release
really does seem to have fallen out of fashion, in the software industry. Anyone know why, or is there just a general view that it's better to be seen to be busy, rather than actually being busy behind the scenes?
It's called SIMON,
and it can reset a plane's navigation coordinates? That's Die Hard 2 and 3 covered, then. Does it "schieß dem Fenster", for the hat-trick?
^ hung by my own typo.
Won't listen to a peace of furniture, but will take advice from Annihilator, it seems.
A Loaded magazine?
Didn't realise that was still in print.
Re: "Linux avoids the need for AV" @Lamont Cranston
I'm thinking that open source makes it easier than ever to find the security holes - am I wrong (I'm not a programmer, hacker, nor a security researcher, so I honestly don't know)?
TBH, I was thinking more of the potential rewards that motivate virus writing - if you're after credit card details, surely you'll have more luck putting keyloggers on Win/OSX machines, due to their higher user numbers (and those users being on average less tech savvy)?
Re: "Linux avoids the need for AV"
Isn't "security through obscurity" eventually going to run out?
Re: $99 contract?
Schools seem to love signing up to bullshit IT contracts. There are some signs that they might finally be waking up, but it'll be a long while before no-one thinks that forking out taxpayer money for old rope is a good idea.
I'd rather die happy with a younger woman in my arms. Each to their own.
Re: proper tea
How many jiggawatts does his kettle need?
Re: @JDX (whisky & sex)
Are you some kind of lightweight?
Probably because Sky own all the rights to all of the Sport and Films, and then charge you for the privilege of letting them beam adverts into your home (ie. stuff you want, but don't want to pay for), whilst Desmond's 5 owns the rights to, umm, CSI and, er, Robson Greene's fishing rod, and doesn't charge you to watch (ie. stuff you don't want, but watch because you don't have to pay). All this makes Desmond seem positively benevolent, when compared with Murdoch.
Sounds pretty unpleasant, to me.
It's more like letting outside companies in to run the rides, but continuing to maintain the amusement park and selling hot-dogs (etc.) to the punters, which they can then take on the rides vomit down their fronts. Yeah, this analogy fell apart pretty fast.
Re: Wise words?
Red rag to a bull, was my first thought.
I've upvoted for the comments about local independents,
but couldn't disagree more about browsing on Amazon: with a decent sized, real bookshop, I used to love to wander in, either with or without an idea of what I wanted, mooch about, look over a few books, and either come out with something familiar, or a complete surprise. Online just doesn't work this way, as you need to know what you want before you start, and is thus a much less enjoyable experience (even if it is more efficient!).
Re: on a serious point...
Or, this just proves that people will throw money at anything, if it says Star Wars on it. George Lucas has known this for a long time.
"The company ought to find a way to cut him some slack."
The company have clearly found a way to make him go away. Good for them.
My friends and I were forever playing "Cops & Robbers" when we were young,
and it never did us any harm.
That said, all my money is tied up in the Cayman Islands, and I've been on the run for the last 15 years...
Re: "99.999999% of the internet couldn't give a dead dingo's kidney"
Big Data must care, or why else would they be harvesting all this data?
Should I be worried about my "pancreas levels"?
I wasn't before, but maybe I've been neglecting them?
Re: Thought experiment
Can I upvote all of your post, but make an exception for the part where you advocate hanging people?
Hmm, I was going for "against capital punishment," but have managed "paedo-sympathiser," instead.
Re: What about UK? (@aliceklaar)
That's a very disturbing quote, as it seems to require the accused to prove a negative (that the file in question was sent "without any prior request"), which is impossible.
looks just any mobile phone shop, yet I've never been in one and wondered where the Genius Bar(tm) was.
What a load of wank.
Re: "You do the math."
I want to upvote you more than once.
I do hope Symantec will be updating all their marketing blurb
to include something like "this product will not protect your PC from malicious code". Most AV vendors claim the opposite, so it'd be refreshingly honest of them, at least.
Teenagers on the minimum wage?
Yeah, how dare they be less than enthused?
I always found HMV shop staff to be helpful and enthusiastic, if a little odd looking (when I worked in retail, turning up with a bad dye-job got me sent home!).
"the company you dearly love"
I had a little chuckle at that, too.
I feel for anyone who is losing their job, but HMV was crap*, and should have gone/changed a long time ago.
*I doubt any of this is the fault of those being fired.
If I were a more cynical man,
I'd think that Apple getting the Rusty Dodo was pure flamebait for the Forums.
Re: I own one!
I want one, now! Why aren't Nintendo selling the console like this? Backward compatibility is a plus (despite what Sony seem to think), and helping the little one to play Mario is a brilliant idea.
@AC, Posted Wed 30th Jan, 16:49
I've had to downvote this, but only because you described the Wiimote as a "decent pointing device" - it really isn't: any game that involves pointing the Wiimote at the screen is about as rewarding as playing pin the tail on the donkey.
Probably a bit early to write off the Wii-U, just yet,
but I don't really see a compelling reason to replace my existing Wii, so I'd expect the Wii-U sales to be rather sluggish (not seen much marketing, either).
Couldn't you just charge your phones overnight, too?
Other than that, I agree wholeheartedly - netbooks were a good thing, and I don't really want to see them go.
"You tax apple growers when they sell their apples, not when they take them from the tree."
Pretty sure that the apple growers wouldn't be able to move all their apples to Switzerland (or wherever it is that facebook chooses to do business from) before selling them.
Besides which, wages (and Income Tax) would constitute collecting revenue on picking the apples.
I always wondered what was missing from the Reg forums.
Turns out it was sweaty handed bankers. Who knew?
Gosh, what a lot of fuss this has caused!
I get my landline and broadband from BT, so this ought to be quite a useful service when combined with the free WiFi that I get bundled in with the other services. If not (and I've yet to even setup the WiFi access), well, I've not lost anything, have I?
convince people that they need to buy your expensive gadget to acomplish what anyone with access to a couple of willing bodies can acomplish for free.
Would anyone be interested in this bottle of snake oil?
Tell me you didn't just mix Trek and Wars?
You did? Oh man...
I've probably still got the floppy disks for Word 6,
I'll post them over, if you like!
I hope it comes with Beats Audio.
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