1170 posts • joined 27 Apr 2010
I always wondered what was missing from the Reg forums.
Turns out it was sweaty handed bankers. Who knew?
Gosh, what a lot of fuss this has caused!
I get my landline and broadband from BT, so this ought to be quite a useful service when combined with the free WiFi that I get bundled in with the other services. If not (and I've yet to even setup the WiFi access), well, I've not lost anything, have I?
convince people that they need to buy your expensive gadget to acomplish what anyone with access to a couple of willing bodies can acomplish for free.
Would anyone be interested in this bottle of snake oil?
Tell me you didn't just mix Trek and Wars?
You did? Oh man...
I've probably still got the floppy disks for Word 6,
I'll post them over, if you like!
I could never really come up with an answer to "Why don't they send it as a Word document? Everyone has Word!" Other than the fact the "everyone" had a pirate copy of Word.
I hope it comes with Beats Audio.
@ cornz 1
So, happy to watch BBC content, but resent paying for it? Did the reg commentards come up with the term "freetard" just for you?
@ Simon Round
You forgot to blame Labour for the increase in living costs/wage stagnation.
Are the signs in/around Wormshill still subjected
to the witty vandalism that I so fondly remember from my youth?
Re: Mens watches are jewelery
No they're not, they're a device for telling the time (and gradually falling out of favour, to be replaced by the ubiquitous mobile phone).
Would anyone who agrees with the statement that the watch "epitomizes prestige and is seen as an extension of the user’s personality and lifestyle/fashion sophistication" kindly step into the nearest meat grinder? Anyone who views their phone/car/TV/house/wife the same way, can form an orderly queue behind them.
I like wearing suits, although the opportunity rarely presents itself.
But people who regularly wear a suit to the office? They're generally untrustworthy wankers, in my opinion, probably more concerned with outward appearance, rather than what is actually going on. A shirt and a tie should suffice.
When the battery began running low, I simply re-attached it to the keyboard base - which contains its own battery - and continued working.
Re: What else is there?
To be fair, Diet Coke is nicer tasting than regular Coke, owing to it being sweeter (I think this is the same reason that the Pepsi Challenge always resulted in the participants preferring Pepsi over Coke*).
I shan't be defending the OPs stance on tea/coffee, however.
*only true in small quantities, all types of cola taste pretty rough after you've had a cupful.
Re: But... Brawndo has got what your body craves...
If you find coffee to be too bitter, you should try a cup of Kopi Luwak, as it's not bitter in the slightest, yet still tastes like coffee.
I have a full time job and three children so, at the end of any day, I'll take whatever I can get - be it coffee, wine, or sex - and the quality is not always my top concern!
Close enough, byt "even instant coffee is preferable to bad tea" was what I was going for.
A quick test for everyone: next time you're near a hot drinks machine, get a cup each of tea and coffee from it - both will be awful, naturally, but only one will taste like it's actively trying to ruin your day.
Re: "more alike than we are different"
I'll drink to that, jake! I'm still not measuring the capacity of my mug, though.
The choice between a limescalescale-encrusted kettle, and a boiler (which is only ever hot, not boiling) make a decent cup of tea an impossibility at the office. No tea is preferable to bad tea.
Instant coffee, however, is a little like sex or wine, in so much as that even though it is bad, it is usually good enough.
I drink out of a mug.
Here's your pint,
but I can't use your idea, owing to the fact that I'm scrupulously honest.
BTW, it's not a real pint - sorry.
Free as in "complimentary for paying customers"
or free as in "give us all your personal details, so that we might pass them on to all of our advertising partners"?
I have a rice cooker at home and, whilst it's certainly no quicker than using the hob, the results are better - no more stodgy, overcooked rice, no pan boiling over, pre-marked lines so I don't need to measure the water, and no need for a timer.
Have you not learnt anything from sci-fi?
Don't give the machine a reason to hate us!
Re: I've no use for this,
Retro all the way! If I had my old Amiga lying around, I'd happily rip the innards out and hide my RPi inside - having a keyboard sitting under my telly is already making me smile, having an ugly, beige keyboard, with a large backside, could only make my smile wider.
I've no use for this,
but the keyboard looking like it was borrowed from an old, scientific calculator, has cheered me up no end. Now, can someone please install Win8 on Major Morgan, or a Speak'n'Spell?
Re: I do it myself
What happens when he's able to kick your arse and tea-bag your (virtual) corpse? Does this end with him putting out his own eyes?
Re: It's not an illness
Video games might not be physically addictive, but the psychological effect should not be ignored. Humans are pretty weak and easy to manipulate, and online games are designed to hook you and keep you playing.
Still, yes, +1 to the parent's original thinking, although I'd probably just have taken his PC away (or cut off the broadband).
If you've got a TV big enough for this to make any difference,
then I look forward to seeing your house on "Cribs".
it looks like a compact (y'know, mirror, foundation and a puff; women's stuff). Maybe a sign that gaming is no longer a male-dominated field, but still...
Re: Why does no one care about the other dozens of girls who were raped that weekend?
Make enough fuss about one high profile case, and maybe the general attitude will change (the general attitude apparently being that rape is just a bit of fun, and boys will be boys)?
Re: They only kidnapped, drugged and raped her...
Sad but true - it's not rape if you pretend to be her boyfriend, apparently. As I heard it, she was asleep with her boyfriend, the boyfriend left, another male entered and she awoke to him raping her, which is charming. I would source this, but I'm not googling "rape" when I'm at work.
and TekWar is tragicall ignored,
For a dedicated box the lounge, I probably would move to an HTPC OS.
As a bedroom TV, WMC on my PC is ideal. On the rare occasion that it deigns to start in response to the remote that came with my TV card, it's damn near perfect.
Horses for courses, I suppose.
Re: They had no idea
I cut out TV entirely, and now force my children to perform plays of my choosing, in the living room. It's sooooo much more convenient.
Re: well thats a surprise
MythTV etc. may be far superior, but WMC came installed with Vista when I bought my PC, and (generally speaking) works without any faffing about.
After 30 minutes of faff, trying to get the EPG populated on MediaPortal*, last night (tragically cut short by a power cut), I'm rather glad to hear that I can expect to see WMC working as expected when I get home.
*all the settings in a completely seperate application, with a different interface? My, how convenient that isn't.
Re: Iron man calling his attacks
Only one of them runs around with rubber nipples, yet still manages to be the idol of every boy (and an unhealthy number of grown men).
Giving him back his purple costume would have made him far more memorable.
I'll have to downvote you,
if only because of the memory of Major Kira running round in her grubby vest, like an female, alien, John McClane...
...ooh, cold shower, please.
As an ardent fan of TNG,
I loathed DS9 when it first came out, as the whole "immobile spacestation" concept struck me as very much not Star Trek. The first series was a bit ropey (Dr. Bashir was just unlikable (probably suffering in comparison to the fantastic Garak!), and watching Avery Brooks chew up the scenery was at once hilarious and tragic) but, once it hit it's stride, it really was an excellent show. Shame I never saw the conclusion (think I stopped watching after it was alleged that Gowron had been replaced by a shapeshifter*), but I think it really was the equal of TNG, afterall (unlike Voyager, which was pants, and we can all pretend that Enterprise never happened).
*nothing wrong with the storyline but, as I was 15 when it started, I assume that I must have moved on to other pursuits by this point!
Depressingly, you are quite correct. However, smash two cars together, and block the highway for long enough, and they'll probably turn up eventually.
Re: Satnavs - The curse of modern driving
Isn't "driving without due care and attention" a criminal offence? I'm sure the police would take a pretty dim view of it, at least.
If Hackers is anything to go by,
Mr Cluely's concerns about glamourisation are unfounded. As for trivialisation, if film has taught me anything about hacking, it is that it is most often performed whilst on the run from G-men, probably on a skateboard, and by hooking up a Palm to a payphone. Trivial? It sounds like hardwork to me, and certainly not worth the payoff of inserting Max Headroom into the Superbowl.
Re: This is vaguely irritating
Don't do it - the current formulation of Tizer tastes nothing like the drink you remember (they've replaced all the E-numbers with "fruit extracts" or some other unsuitable crap).
Coward! I just by porn.
No, I jest, no one buys porn, anymore.
Re: Meh, They may be better off without it.
I like how responses to this comment are all along the lines of "Wii is shit" and "Why won't you acknowledge keyboard layouts other than QWERTY?", missing the point that 1) Wiis are everywhere, 2) many people like to view YouTube, and 3) when using a Wii, the keyboard usually comes up with the expected QWERTY layout.
Are we overrun with Google shills, now?
Do you need to go for a lie down? You seem to have gotten yourself quite worked up over nothing.
Re: Basics: What Is a Contract??
Yup. Three took pains to direct me to the relevant small print on their website, when they decided to up my monthly charges. I gave them the benefit of the doubt, and assumed that this was what was written into the contract at the time I signed it, and promptly left them the following month (fortuitous timing, really).
Doesn't having multiple credit cards over short periods eventually wreck your credit rating?
I've often considered this approach, but worry too much about missing a payment, and thereby getting stung with some hideous interest charge, and so have avoided it, so far.
Re: yet more pseduo-news with a ridiculous headline
Support for Windows Vista isn't due to end until 2017, so why shouldn't I still be using it?
Why Vista's Media Centre can't just pull the EPG from the transmission is beyond me, and has been ever since I set it up - the EPG that is downloaded from BDS (or whoever) is crap, and rarely matches up with all the channels, but it was, however, better than nothing.
- Asteroid's SHOCK DINO KILLING SPREE just bad luck - boffins
- BEST BATTERY EVER: All lithium, all the time, plus a dash of carbon nano-stuff
- Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE
- Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees
- Review You didn't get the MeMO? Asus Pad 7 Android tab is ... not bad