* Posts by Jeebus

464 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Apr 2010

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SpaceX Dragon chokes at the last second

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Re: To quote Top Gear... How Hard Can It Be™

Magnets, how do they work.

Derp.

UK prosecutions for hacking appear to be be dropping

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Any news on them trying British citizens in the UK?

Diablo III

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May I suggest.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-diablo-iii-represents-gamings-annoying-future/

The article here outlines the severe problems with the surrounding areas of D3, as the game itself looks superb, what it brings to the table in terms of complete lockdown is far more worrying for consumers.

iPad factory towns in China to finally get Apple Stores

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Organs you say.

I have a feeling the market for human organs is about to boom significantly.

Watchdog tells Greenpeace to stop 'encouraging anti-social behaviour'

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Re: Yay Lewis

He's as wilfully ignorant as Adams is too.

Steve Jobs' death clears way for rumoured 4in 'iPhone 5' screen

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So is there anything his death hasn't opened the doors of then?

Seems like it's been a really good thing, what with all these new opportunities and products coming about.

Wild excitement over terahertz wireless demo

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A very naughty modulation.

But oh so right.

Pirate Bay struggling to get on feet after DDoS to the knee

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I'd love to blame the RIAA and every other draconian associate, but the belief that they have the intelligence and knowledge to carry out even the absolute most basic of denial operations using a computer is absolutely in the realms of fantasy.

We all know they barely even know what a computer is, let alone use one in such a manner.

'Catastrophic' Avira antivirus update bricks Windows PCs

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@Gerard Krupa

It isn't suspiciously like malware behaviour, it is malware behavior absolutely outright. Avira should face a very large fine in line with actual malware suppliers as this has damaged far, far more computers utilising exactly the same methods.

HTC phones held up at US ports after Apple patent ban

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American companies protected by the American justice system, everyone is guilt tripped into using their products but never try and compete with them because they hate that.

Google+ dying on its arse – shock new poll

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Product forced on people in flopping shock.

Facebook starting to go big in Brazil. Hmm ...

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It makes me happy that [hopefully] less than half the UK populace uses these sites.

Only global poverty can save the planet, insists WWF - and the ESA!

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Re: Don't shoot the messenger, shoot the journalist.

It's Lewis Page, one of the kingpins in reactionary drivel. I'd say he's made it an art form, but that would insult even modern art.

One in two punters don't mind cookie-spewing stalking ads

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You can't see them following you, SO IT IS NOT REAL.

Obviously. I take every step to keep on top of these horrible advertisers, with adblocks, redirect blocks, cookie management, LSO management, opting out as many as possible.

Bet I am still on a dozen lists in spite of that though [and then some probably]

New Apple keyboard patent may spell trouble for Android

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But it isn't Apple prior art, it should be mentioned that Apple can and will buy the absolute rights, no matter who did it first, because only Apple exist in the world of IP.

Greenpeace targets Apple with 10-foot Pod stunt

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FAIL

Hipsters Vs. Hipsters

Old generation hipster worthless movement meet the new generation hipster worthless movement.

Each is as irrelevant as the next.

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Re: Vote with your feet... put your money where your mouth is.. and such

I hope you're not implying McDonalds uses beef in any of their products.

US Supremes hammer final nail into Psystar coffin

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Better product crushed under mighty legal juggernaut. Channeling MS much Apple?

To be fair, given the money and placings they are worse than MS ever were.

'IT is no place for the little ladies', says Dell mouthpiece

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Re: "Dell Women's Entrepeneur Network" !

Pop at PCism, you're doing it wrong.

Bitcoin bank Bitcoinica still titsup after cyberheist

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Hey, there's a multi-million pound market for Warhammercraft stuff with people playing tons of cash for stupid spells and other guff.

What was my point again, err.. damn kids and their gameboys these days.

ICO blasted offline by DDoS cannon in Leveson protest

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Re: yawn

Agreed, just how many more scandals can this government and that cancer Murdoch be responsible for?

Adobe backs down, patches critical Photoshop CS5 hole

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I believe the phrase is "In your damn face" get over it Adobe and patch your substandard everything.

Foxconn chief: we're gearing up for Apple 'iTV'

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Can we get paid add-ons in show.

To see Maude divorce Steve press 1 and it'll only cost $4.99

To see Maude go on a killing spree press 2 and it'll only cost $49.99

Also can the shows be nearly the same as others but shinier and with more rounded corners for the innovation.

Apple drops '4G' label from new iPad

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Liars caught lying, and people are still trying to justify it. This is why we can't have nice things.

Samsung buys US Spotify clone, hopes to bruise Apple's eco-system

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Nothing screams success like not only being years late to the party, but banking on a service which has been largely sewn up by competing services already.

Well played Samsung.

'Shame on the register to post wrong informations'

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Andrew selectively quotes people and uses the platform he has to his advantage, instead of addressing the factual flaws in every single thing he writes, truly a child.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail on Blu-ray

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Re: One of teh few reasons I still have a video player ...

Weird, my two DVD versions both contain the curry house advert.

Strange how the "PC brigade" only chose you to victimise. Oh wait.

You wanted to get in a sly dig about how they "don't allow it no more".

Shame you're lying.

Facebook tests paid post promotion

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Re: Facebook's great

Whereas having an account removes all doubt.

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The joys of not having a Facebook account.

'Fake Carla Bruni' Twitter account spreads Thatcher death rumour

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Re: Best PM...

Like a discussion about which fatal, inoperable cancer is better.

They're all still cancer.

Leaked Twitter accounts 'mostly banned spammers'

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Why not just say "50,000 accounts have suffered a password leak" there is no difference in account types as all Twitter accounts are worthless spam peddling filth anyway.

Solar quiet spell like the one now looming cooled climate in the past

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Also ( [ { } ] )

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Lewis does read the comments and delete them, my reply near the top of the comments to a post that was criticising his methods was deleted by a moderator {Lewis of course] so he must read them occasionally.

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This just in. Man attacked for wielding device he calls a camera, this devil spawn sucks out the soul of all those captured and releases the inner red eyed satan.

'ACTA is dead,' says Europe's digital doyenne

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Re: There will be new treaties

You ever get the feeling all the Anon posts are just Andrew Orlowski?

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It will be rewrote, specific paragraphs will be marginally amended leaving in just enough ambiguity to achieve everything already outlined under the impression of a large scaling back and it will pass with flying colours.

Fanbois froth as Apple claims 'iPhone5.com' rights

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Re: This is news?

US court finds in US companies favour. How exactly does this qualify as news anyway?

iPad chargers can open beer bottles

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Pabst blue ribbon comes in cans now doesn't it?

Cybercrims dump email for irresistible Twitter, Facebook spam

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Weird, I've had a Hotmail account for must be 15 years now and get about 10 a week, and I've used it for hundreds of things.

Hopefully they can start hassling those that deserve it instead of those trying to avoid it, moving over to Social Networking is a big step in the right direction. More of them should do this.

McAfee founder raided in Belize by gang-busting police

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Old and has money and wants to do and is doing some good. Perfect type to be persecuted by a military regime. Maybe a bit of a backlash against the intellectual class who always get beheaded by the fuckton by juntas.

Hunt tosses 27 cities into broadband cash bunfight

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Re: Hull

KC recently released just under half of their hardware oriented staff [van drivers, engineers, installation technicians and the like]. It's fair to say this has at least increased by 50% since your last contact.

US economy not eager to create jobs in April

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The US needs to re-elect Obama, and the world needs it desperately. The stimulus is slowly working, with employment very slowly easing and growth in key sectors.

With the Republican war on women in full flow and this good news [any positive economic news is gold dust, even stuff that would be pitiful in better times] is another shot into the sails of those that aren't just keen to kick the US while it is down but turn it into a quagmire of elected fundamentalism.

Ten... alternatives to Samsung's Galaxy S III

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Any chance Dirk Vandenheuvel and FatsBrannigan are going to post those reviews claiming the SIII is laggy, as they haven't in the other thread, and this one is nearer the top.

MP blasts 'ineffective' games regulation

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TEAM FORTRESS KILLED ALL THOSE IN NORWAY, NOT A RADICAL CHRISTIAN.

FFS BAN GAMES AS THEY TEACH YOU THAT YOU CAN LEARN REFLECT BY EQUIPPING A RING AND FIGHTING BADDIES.

Hands on with the Samsung Galaxy S III

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Re: Your move Apple...?

I'm sure they'll have an original, innovative quad core, slightly curved phone out in September.

Greenland glaciers not set to cause disastrous sea level rises - study

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Re: Another tiresome fingers-in-the-ears tirade

You seem to think Lewis and Orlowski actually read the comments and listen to feedback [as opposed to what they actually do, not read them and post what they feel like]. I wonder if they are in fact the same keyboard warrior, screaming brainless drivel at all who have open minds.

Chair-tossing Steve flings surfer Steve onto Microsoft board

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You know announcing a Seagate partner on the same day an Apple hard drive failure rate of 1% was announced is the exact opposite way to poke fun at the issue.

Engineer Doe thought people's private info 'might be useful'

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Or the Apple community, there isn't any time for romance with all the Baristing going on. Not that there would be anyway.

'Giant vampire squid' seeks social media guru

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There's cancers out there with more charisma and appeal than Goldman.

Apple to dominate tablet biz, PC market for years

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Nobody will ever need a PC in their home.

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