* Posts by Jeebus

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Apple MacBook Air 11in 2012

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Re: No Ethernet

Renaming it to "Overpriced metal sheened wireless deelie for mugs" would be better, and far more accurate without calling iTards what they actually are.

iOS was SO much more valuable to Google than Android - until Maps

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Bob Vistakin was spot on, those with iDevices are generally of lower IQ, hence they don't need a proper map service as they do not travel anywhere important.

Facebook CTO jumps ship for new horizons

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Re: You can always hope

He's stolen enough money off people to justify his pug face disappearing on a yachting trip this summer.

Apple must be tried for the bug in every fanboi's pocket

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They should both face massive fines and complete sanctions. The pot shotting between the two sets of moron fanboys is amusing though, like two people with broken legs laughing at the other for being crippled up.

Ten... celeb headphones

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Re: Why?

People buy iPhones and iPads. So there is definitely an audience for this kind of thing.

Apple adds gay and lesbian icons to iOS 6 messaging

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Why is it that posters use their actual accounts to make sly digs but when they say what they actually want too they hide behind Anonymous Coward posts.

Why not defend what you believe, cowards. You afraid of being wrong with a name attached?, embarrassed by your outdated and immoral, resentful and hateful beliefs?

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Because it is an affirmation in the face of outright bigotry. The fact you don't understand this very simple fact clearly shows you have no idea.

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Won't somebody think of the children.

They should be taught how to wield weapons and how to perform exorcisms, and how to come up with thousands of different ways to not explicitly state they hate the president because of the colour of his skin.

Not sure if Richard Cartledge is taking the piss or not, if you are then kudos. If not then, well hazard a guess.

Apple, Time Inc. ink iPad magazine subscription deal

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Re: Fitting, like

I do like how you assume I love Android just because Apple users are thick. Google users are equally vacuous. Same for MS, Linux and everything inbetween.

Nice try :) you get a 3.10 for application though.

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Stupid mags for stupid people. Absolutely fitting.

Tomb Raider dev denies Croft rape scene

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Re: Disgusted.

Surely you've noticed the rampant misogyny from the IT crows, with studies pointing this out and rampant sexism at every level in every company.

You're thinking a little highly of most who post here, they're the most worthless of all types, dorky, single cretinous woman hating porn addicts, the saddest and truest stereotype in existence, absolutly rampant on El Reg.

HBO 'sorry' for skewering Dubya

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Not many of them complaining about a christian republican hanging an Obama effigy and calling for the death of gay people though.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/obama-hung-in-effigy-678923

Stephen Fry's Pushnote goes titsup

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Fry for all his silliness with technology is respected and smart, his offering at I-Squared prove it beyond doubt.

Shame you can't take a leaf out his book and support what you believe instead of towing your sponsors line.

Apple silences mute kids' speech app in patent blowup

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Apple hate people who work for them at every level, from slave in China to "clever" bod behind the counter. With utter disdain for resellers.

Why is this a surprise, these disabled kids can't service Apple, it doesn't benefit them to help children with problems, all they care about is shoehorning retina displays into everything, sweeping slave labour under the rug and shafting everyone who owns a product of theirs.

Torvalds splits 2012 Millennium Technology Prize with gene scientist

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Socialist you say.

That should earn him a one way trip to orange jacket country if Romney gets in.

Music SEVEN times more valuable to UK plc than first thought

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The Gramophone will kill symphonies.

McAfee upgrades cloud security and Intel identity kit

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I'm not understanding your headline. Did you just use McAfee and the word security in the same sentence without using the words severe lack thereof.

Not sure if serious.

Menaced cartoonist raises $60,000 for copywrong

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Re: [no thought was supplied]

Holding two thoughts at once, that doesn't fit with your Randian dystopia Oswald.

Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'

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Re: What does this Anti-American news item have to do with technology

How is it Anti-American exactly?

Are you saying that you feel the gunman is a fair representation of Americans and that this news item reflecting him in a negative light is racist?

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Re: Remember.

Not sure you can "imagine is" anything, but you can now. Maybe you should shoot it.

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Remember.

That off chance one in a hundred million THAT WILL DEFINITELY BE USED TO DRAW AN EMOTIONAL RESPONSE.

Imagine if it was your kid.

Imagine if someone had garotted the f*ck out of your wife.

Imagine is someone had beaten your parents with a sack of doorknobs.

Etcetera.

That will be used to justify an utterly moronic statement. John A Blackley wins the award.

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Re: To all the detractors from Europe

What an idiotic statement. You're not a gun owner are you?

That's quite a frightening world you live in, maybe if guns weren't so easy to come by you'd be safer.

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Gun ownership.

It's been said so many times it has lost all meaning, sadly.

The kind of people obsessed with guns are the kind of people who absolutely should have access restricted in every conceivable way. A nation with a fixation on weapons, for reasons they can never, ever justify [120 million people do not go hunting], usually an unhealthy fixation on god as well.

I suppose this guy was probably a democrat, if they can make a effigy of Obama hanging with a pride flag those nutty religious republicans can do anything.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/obama-hung-in-effigy-678923

Thief open-sources Richard Stallman's laptop, passport, visa

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Not very good in an actual fight though.

Study fingers humans for ocean heat rise

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Re: Never worked out what the hardcore 'denier's were smoking...

How about "willfully ignorant" as that is exactly what they are, you need only read a study Lewis Page quotes and then see what information clearly isn't there* he uses to take a potshot at someone, probably Greenpeace, and then he'll do a bootnote to really hit the point home in a hilarious and witty fashion.

* To be fair, he's also started using sources behind pay walls to put up another barrier, I'd say it is smart but I'm thinking more deflection as he doesn't seem to like anyone who doesn't tow the line of the people funding the site.

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Re: I wish my thermometer were this accurate

Jean-Luc. I'm afraid you're mistaken.

Orlowski is the Ayn Rand article writer, forever bemoaning that only rich companies deserve protection.

Lewis Page is the right wing environmental crackpot.

China makes human rights play ... but forgets the internet

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Re: Why should China care?

But but but Fox says you can't leave your house [1950's style, white picket fence and all] without been forced into an islamic gay democrat marriage.

'Zombie bullets' fly off US shelves after wave of undead attacks

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Mushroom

The dead have risen, and are voting Republican.

Global warming helps Arctic algae suck CO2

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Re: LOL!

No need for the noose, I'm not black or a Muzza. Relax a little Matt.

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Re: LOL!

I hear you had a rough time of it in Rochdale, must be annoying to have 11 of your friends arrested.

Americans stand against UN internet-tax plan

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Re: Factual error: UK licence to watch live TV as it's broadcast, not to own TV

Andrew Orlowski and Lewis Page ARE middle aged Daily Mail readers.

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Socialism is 150 Trillion times the threat Communism ever was BECAUSE IT IS RIGHT HERE BURNING BIBLES IN YOUR DEAD PARENTS WAR VETERAN UPSIDE DOWN LAPEL BADGES FOR MOZLEM PREZ!!!1 WHO IS ALSO BLACK AND STUFF.

NASA cuts inspire 'Planetary Exploration Car Wash & Bake Sale'

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Re: Sad.

Exactly, backward insulars who resent that intelligence has progressed beyond them, still clinging onto their god as all knuckle draggers do.

10m years ago there was less CO2 - but the Earth was warmer

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Re: @Slartybardfast

It's true, we are. All of us, especially me.

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Re: @Slartybardfast

Hey Andrew, I heard O2 are blocking TPB in morning, get writing an article quick.

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Re: ElReg

I'd also like to know who contributed to the site, or bought outright lately, this is a new happening on El Reg. Orlowski and Page are being paid to shill an agenda, a considerably right of centre agenda and clearly willfully biased.

There's no presenting the other side, just selective deletion of anything that proves they are both liars and funded shills.

Who owns this site?

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Yawn.

Paywall, misrepresenting information, outright lying. Register has become a Right wing political blog.

Bradley Manning in court as lawyers wrestle over secret docs

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Re: Manning is a hero

Didn't you see Mark Bryant's post above Sandra. Supporting Manning means you hate the west and you want sharia law tomorrow morning.

In the real world we want a transparent system, we want to know what is being done in our name.

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Re: Irrelevant you say?

EXACTLY THIS WILL HAPPEN.

JEEBUS COST US THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN.

Meanwhile in the real world your attempts too goad a reply from me as anything other than a flippant dismissal of your "appeal to emotion" has failed but I appreciate the effort you put in. However I'm a little too smart to fall into the conservative baiting. You should try mentioning how I believe Obama is American and that makes me a member of the muslim brotherhood or something.

That'll get my hackles up for sure.

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Irrelevant you say?

Yeah a defense verses a government with files that should be released that could have a direct bearing on the case against their client and they call them irrelevant.

They've already decided his fate, this is a show trial fit for Stalinist Russia.

Vint Cerf: 'COMMUNISTS want to seize the INTERNET'

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Re: @Thing

Also Thing, in the Romney thread there was JPD who purposely misinterpreted my post to make it sound like victimising the Repubs, don't worry about it, it is their only tactic.

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Re: 'Few Americans are taken in by that kind of nonsense'

Agreed, see the Romney E-mail post put up last night for more of them from posters like JPD, right wing crackpots for sure.

Also.

WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD MUSIC YOU'RE DOWNLOADING COMMUNISM.

Police called after Romney's email and Dropbox accounts cracked

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Re: classic "talk without think" episode...

Well said Zombie, it is very clear that I meant Romney, especially given that my post clearly showed that. But with people like JPD about it is sad that I should have to point this out when it is very clear. Intelligence was never a Republican strong point.

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By gift I mean cancer.

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Romney is a gift that keeps on giving.

https://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/06/02/494111/romney-solyndra-konarka/?mobile=nc

A second company funded by Romney has filed for bankruptcy in the solar energy sector, a week after he attacked Obama on the exact issue. Horrible man, and I have no qualm with anyone exposing him in every way possible.

Apple seeks resurrection of HTC importation ban

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To be fair, the Apple collective aren't just gullible, they are also brainwashed and moronic.

Sony awards PlayStation cert to HTC handsets

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Sony and their massive problems.

The problem Sony have is that their ideas, while not awful in and of themselves are executed with no style and abandoned at the first sign of any problems, instead of working to be successful with innovation like they have in the past they just throw ideas at the wall and hope something sticks.

Not a good time for Sony, they're losing money hand over fist and they can't connect with any new audiences. Obviously one or two good products and it is back to growth, but I don't see them on the horizon just yet.

France's biggest Apple reseller sinks: 'Tech titan crushed us'

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Re: Stores are so last millenia

Or spend your weekends not been a tw@t.

Your call.

Facebook's ONLY failure: Expectations management

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Facebooks actual failure.

Most people are uninteresting and boring and they don't care for ads. Zuckerberg took you for suckers, yet you're still suckling from his bottle of promise.

The Evil Auditor is right, a fool and their money deserve to be parted, given how many of these people are professionals in their supposed field it shows just why we are in the state we are in worldwide.

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