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BOFH: Resistance is futile - we're missing BEER O'CLOCK

Asiren

The barman knows too much!

But I guess he's in on the whole thing. He is cashing in the pint and curry money, after all!

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Boffins build headless robo-kitties

Asiren
Terminator

Re: Obstacles

I think the 20% is quite impressive for a robot. The Asimov could barely do steps, and that was at about 5% of its height, with stereoscopic processing and some significant processing power!

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I told you I'd be back: Arnie set for another career revival

Asiren
FAIL

Re: To be fair,

Depressingly, rumours and IMDB have Eddie Murphy involved...

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Crusading lawmen want more details on Apple's iOS 7 'Activation Lock'

Asiren
Stop

how does this hit resales?

If your phone is locked to your AppleID even after a factory reset, is it going to be possible to disconnect your ID and sell the phone on??

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Graphene QUILT: A good trampoline for elephants in stiletto heels

Asiren
Alert

But why??

Why do we want bouncing giant pachyderms? They do enough damage moving on a flat plane (plain?) without giving them the ability to leap (onto) houses in a single bound!

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NASA: Trip to Mars would exceed 'fatal cancer' radiation risk

Asiren
Facepalm

Re: How about, to save all the worry, don't go to mars

Yes, let's not fund NASA and save trying to solve problems that don't affect us down here. It's not like NASA tech has helped us in day-to-day life before, right?

Oh, wait...

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Asiren

Complete non-sequitur, but...

What makes a city? Is it the buildings or the population? Pripyat is an abandoned city, but if no one has *ever* lived there...?

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Boffins build ant-sized battery, claim it's tough enough to start a car

Asiren
FAIL

Re: ... a power density of 7.4mW cm−2 μm−1 ....

D'oh, thanks guys.

So, not much use if it can pack the punch of a bullet but can only release it all in one go like a bullet (as supposed releasing slowly like a candle). Gotchya.

And to the AnonIdiot, the...

Oh, forget it. If you don't understand after 3 posts, you're not going to understand now.

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Asiren
Mushroom

Wouldn't house-sized batteries solve out green energy needs?

If the density is that great, and it scales, build it huge and we can store all the solar/wind/tidal we need.

Though it would also be quite a large security target... (Icon)

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Asiren
FAIL

Re: ... a power density of 7.4mW cm−2 μm−1 ....

Er...

(dropping size units)

Wh / m3

=

energy / volume

=

energy storage density

No?

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Turn off the mic: Nokia gets injunction on 'key' HTC One component

Asiren
Paris Hilton

Would the problem then be ST electronics?

Nokia: "Here's our tech, use it only in our phones."

ST: "Okay."

HTC: "We need a good mic, any ideas?"

ST: "Well, we have this one lying around..."

How was HTC to know that the component wasn't "freely" available?

Paris, because she sounds better on mute anyway.

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'You can keep it' - Brit's nicked laptop turns up on Iranians' sofa

Asiren

I was wondering what had happened

This morning the Torygraph had the pictures in full.

This afternoon all the faces were blurred out. (Including the face on some poster behind the lady. Must be using the same tech as Google...)

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Bitcoin briefly soars to record $147 high, driven by Cyprus bank flap

Asiren
Thumb Up

Re: Commodity/currency? Nah, it's a penny stock.

Ah, yes, the Case of Facebook. Shares aren't necessarily *priced* at their intrinsic value, and again there's the price of expectation in there too.

But Facebook does own servers, property, IP etc. which means it's not *completely* worthless...

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Asiren
Mushroom

Re: Commodity/currency? Nah, it's a penny stock.

Not really, as shares in a company generating income has value in two different ways: The value of the property of the underlying company (holdings, cash, IP etc) and the present value of future earnings (normally presented to shareholders in dividend payments). So for most shares there is a "bottom" price at which buying up the company and breaking it up into its most basic components still yields a value.

The problem with penny stock scams (and to a certain extent BTC) is that there's normally nothing underneath other than the *hope* of a successful find (new drug/oil deposit/tech breakthrough), hence the marketing language that tends to follow those scams: "Easy money", "Just a matter of time", "where the clever money is", "mainstream investors about to step in", "revolutionary", "game changing", etc. BTC goes even further in that there's not even THAT hope, it's just belief that the currency will continue to be viable. It's purely trading on faith: that people will accept it in trade for goods/services, that it will be convertible into "hard currency" (which it claims to threaten and destabilise...), that the security of the system and algorithms won't be cracked.

Which, given the history of electronic security (not that it doesn't exist, but that given enough financial motivation, SOMEONE will find a flaw), means it's only a matter of time before things go ka-blooie.

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Asiren
Pirate

Commodity/currency? Nah, it's a penny stock.

FT Alphaville are doing some serious financial analysis of the whole BitCoin phenomenon here:

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/tag/bitcoinmania/

(Registration but no payment)

Some interesting discussions on the practicality and viability of the whole concept. The comments in themselves are quite enlightening, and it might be interesting to get some more techincally minded people throwing their opinions into the mix.

The argument put forward by proponents of BitCoin is that it's a government-less currency of the people, for the people, by the people. But given that there's no intrinsic value to the currency (it's bits in the ether) and there's no backing to it (legal, militaristic or material), once there's a large enough crisis of faith (as that is all the currency is trading on), it will eventually return to its intrinsic value: 0.

Which means it's essentially a con and a Ponzi scheme.

The more vehement defenders of the concept come across as penny stock pushers, with classic quotes such as "Price drops are opportunities to buy", "If you think it's stupid, stay out of the market and let me make my easy money" and the classic "Volatility is by design and one of the benefits!"

It's a bubble, it's going to pop. The "anonimity" it provides is for paranoid conspiricists and illegal transactions. The fact is that the market can (and will) be easily manipulated. As there is no underlying assets, obscure supply and virtual demand, at the end of the day it's a deer market. Price goes up, more people hype and buy, self-perpetuating. Price gets to a certain level and there's a security "scare", confidence collapses and so goes the value. Manipulators buy at the start of the hype, sell into the bubble and "create" the scare to allow themselves back into the market at the bottom.

There'll be tears enough for all.

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Free speechers want into Apple and Samsung sealed court filings

Asiren
Devil

Patent licensing under seal.

Heh. That's great, that could kick off a whole load of other claims.

Some "partners" might just get annoyed that they're getting properly bent over a barrel once they see what other licensees get.

More interestingly, others might get to see that their "most favoured client" status isn't being adhered to in a bunch of hidden deals! (How can you enforce "most favoured" status if the other contracts are und NDAs?)

Might give these patent troll giants second thoughts about fighting these cases out in court...

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Samsung's next smartphone to scroll by watching your eyes

Asiren
Black Helicopters

Er... Anyone thought about the camera?

To use this feature, the user-facing camera will have to be on.

If it works, they'll use it for the Home Screen, and you can just flick your eyes left/right for the next screen.

But then the camera will always be on...

Not sure I'd be happy with that.

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Schoolgirl's Hello Kitty catonaut soars to 93,000ft

Asiren

Re: Balloon burst

For a second I thought they'd gotten photographic evidence of The Great Noodle in the Sky!

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Google avoids tax with ‘Double Irish Dutch Sandwich’

Asiren
FAIL

Re:(Original post) Tax efficiency is required to stay in business

That just doesn't make sense. It's the argument of the "trickle down economy" where the more money the people at the top make, the more they'll spend.

Except that nearly never happens. The more money a corporation makes, the more money gets paid out to its executives and shareholders, and the minions and suppliers still get squeezed "to increase shareholder value". In fact, the more clout a company has, the harder they squeeze their dependants to increase their own profits.

Apple as an example: Sitting on a HUGE PILE of cash reserves. Why? "In case of change of market conditions or potential acquisition targets." So, a company making that much money, with the market share it has, could:

1. Pay more tax. (No Double Sandwich)

2. Pay better wages. (And I don't mean to management...)

3. Pay fairer prices to its suppliers. (So Foxconn workers don't commit suicide so often.)

What do we see instead? Right after Jobs dies, shareholders pressure for the cash to be paid out as dividend, doled out to the "haves", so that the "have-nots" get squeezed even more.

I have yet to see someone turn down a money-making opportunity because "It doesn't make enough profit." If there's money to be made, someone will do the job. If everyone plays by the same rules, the level playing field will keep everyone straight.

But it's not. And it won't.

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Thanksgiving in orbit: Irradiated turkey, yam-and-marshmallow mix

Asiren

Re: No fridges or freezers

Depends on which side of the craft it is. (Sun-side might be quite warm!) Also, unless the astronauts need to EVA every time to access it, it'll probably be a redonkulous heat-leakage.

But I'm no space engineer, so...

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Saucy MINX in a THONG makes GoDaddy's hy-PHWOAR-visors go

Asiren
Paris Hilton

Re: Better img here actually...

Goodness gracious, that booty's been photo-shop-plasticised to beyond an inch of its life!

Prefered the thumbnail...

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El Reg mulls commentard icon portfolio shake-up

Asiren

Re: Really 18 months?

Maybe a pitchfork-wielding mob silouette for riled up comments?

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America mounts attempt to top the Register's world record spaceflight

Asiren
Coat

Re: Glide or fall?

If at no point does it "glide", is it still considered a paper aeroplane?

(Might just be 3 paper planes instead...)

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iPhone 5 has 'laser keyboard, holographic images'

Asiren
Trollface

Re: WTF

Is there anything you won't read if it has iPhone 5 in the title?

You want an iPhone 5, and will read every piece of crap published about it, but it's the Reg's fault that you're wasting your time.

Riiiiiiiiight...

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So, just what is the ultimate bacon sarnie?

Asiren
Trollface

So it is true then...

with 12 up votes and 12 down votes at time of posting, it appears you either love it or hate it.

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Global strategic maple syrup reserves hit in Canadian mega-heist

Asiren

Re: You what?

Actually, have they checked that there aren't holes in the barrels and it's all just leaked away?

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Bitcoin exchange shuts after heist

Asiren
IT Angle

Re: Correct me if I am wrong, please

I thought that the whole point was that each bitcoin has a unique ID. So if you know what the IDs of the stolen coins are, then you could:

1. Trace them whenever they are used.

2. "Lock them down".

3. Take them out of circulation/revert the trades.

No?

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CO2 warms Earth FASTER than previously thought

Asiren
FAIL

Re: What's that bright light in the sky then?

"Yet the sun also emits IR light, so isn't CO2 reflecting that and so keeping us cooler than if there is no CO2?"

+1 for attempt at logic, -12 for science fail.

The CO2 does indeed reflect incoming some of the Sun's IR back out. However, as mentioned in a previous post, it does nothing to stop the shorter wavelength/higher frequency rays, such as light, from getting in. This light is in turn absorbed by objects (the darker the object, the more the absorbtion) and converted to heat. This heat is then re-emitted by said objects *in the IR range*, and therefore the Earth is trying to emit more IR than it receives from the Sun.

Which the CO2 reflects back in.

Hence the warming effect of increased CO2.

"It might (hypothetically - I've no evidence at all either way) "

Try Google. A lot of scientists have been doing a lot of work on this recently.

Or just not commenting on a subject you don't understand/follow. Better to stay quiet and be thought a fool, etc...

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Asiren
Mushroom

Re: Lewis-bashing

Can we give it a break? It's not like we *don't* know Lewis' point of view. I think El Reg are trying to do the right thing and get a neutral PoV written and banned Lewis from writing any more AGW articles (the last 3 or 4 have been non-Lewis), and all half the commentators can complain about is that they don't have another opportunity to bash Lewis!

If you're commenting on here, you're a regular and know what to expect. Now F-off and find somewhere else to troll, your toy has been confiscated!

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Asiren
Coat

Re: Reg author seems to have misunderstood paper...

My bad. I was going by the use in the (El Reg) article, and not the actual source material.

*shamed*

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Asiren
Headmaster

Re: Reg author seems to have misunderstood paper...

Unless the article has been re-written, "lag" here refers to the reaction time between increased CO2 (the cause) and the increase in temp (the effect). In the same way there's a lag between you reading the article, and comprehending what the author means.

:-D

PEACE!

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Apple CEO: Frothing fanboi iPhone 5 hype screwed our sales

Asiren
Trollface

we try very hard to keep our product roadmap secret and confidential

So that the idiots will keep buying our old product at full price until the day before the new one is released. It guarantees customer satisfaction.

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Greenland melt surprises NASA Earth-watchers

Asiren
Meh

Thank you

El Reg quote:

"JPL isn’t attributing this event to climate change, but rather to a predictable cycle in Greenland’s weather. "Ice cores from Summit show that melting events of this type occur about once every 150 years on average. With the last one happening in 1889, this event is right on time," said Lora Koenig, a glaciologist at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center."

BBC quote:

"He said that, because this Greenland-wide melting has happened before, Nasa is not yet able to determine whether this is a natural but rare event, or if it has been sparked by man-made global warming.

Scientists said they believed that much of Greenland's ice was already freezing again.

Until now, the most extensive melting seen by satellites in the past three decades was about 55% of the area.

Ice last melted at Summit station in 1889, ice core records show.

The news comes just days after Nasa satellite imagery revealed that a massive iceberg, twice the size of Manhattan, had broken off a glacier in Greenland."

Which comes across as balanced, and which comes across as "OMGOMGWe'reallgoingtodie!!"?

Pretty sure I'm going to get flamed for this, so...

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‘Printed boat’ places second in novelty race

Asiren
Facepalm

Re: THIS is "hacking", ElReg.

So you're saying that the one time it's used right, it's "used" incorrectly...

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Fresh shift of 'nauts comes aboard space station from Soyuz podule

Asiren
WTF?

Re: 'Japanese spaceman'

"Sailor of Nippon"??

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'Ed must go' – pundits round on Ofcom chief after failed Beeb DG bid

Asiren
Trollface

Surely he's the best for the job now?

Everyone hates him, so he's got no reason to pull any punches!

Or is that what the Me-dia is complaining about?

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'Apple is corrupting App Store downloads', warn angry devs

Asiren

El Reg should just have UAERRTR to all Apple articles

Usual Apple El Reg Response to Request

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Chinese toothpaste biz wants £50k from Apple over 'Snow Leopard'

Asiren

Ah, the US exporting "culture" so well...

Except that, as IP isn't really that protected, instead of patent trolls, China is still on trademark trolling.

But don't worry! I'm sure they'll catch up soon!

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So, that vast IT disaster you may have caused? Come in, sit down

Asiren
FAIL

Re: Warning ......

I did an internship many moons ago where I was tasked with reviewing use and integration of a minor piece of in-house, front-end software at an international bank..

After asking me to re-write and expand the report multiple times to include ALL the problems AND solutions, the bumbling idiot shifted it straight up the command chain to head of IT without proofing it.

I get called up, a personal letter of recommendation from the head, and offered a job when I graduate. I have a meeting with the bumbling idiot where I am told that "In these reports, one shouldn't be too blunt or it could cause problems."

He was fired within the quarter.

Some people need to protect from themselves.

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Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

Asiren
Coat

Re: I thought exactly the same

Was thinking the same thing re. pisserlyser. And @Chris W, there are people out there who go to pubs and *don't drink alcohol*. Kids being told not to drink and drive when they aren't legally allowed to do either?

Any enterprising cab firm would tack their number onto the end of the "Pub(l?)ic Service Announcement".

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Naked Scarlett Johansson pic snatch 'is worth 6 years' porridge'

Asiren

Roaring trade

If he still had access, could build up a roaring trade behind bars...

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Australia goes cold on ACTA

Asiren

Re: Great... but still not good enough...

Makes no difference.

If anything, deferral is better than killing it, as this way whenever it's mentioned, it will be recognised. Killing it allows them to slip bits and pieces into unrelated legislation, or come up with a new name and "new" angle to market it again.

Keep it as ACTA, just make sure it never takes off.

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Microsoft loses appeal against EU antitrust smackdown

Asiren
Big Brother

Call in the bailiffs

That way, they can tack on their "investigation" fee, charge 40% interest and bump it up 15% just for the hell of it.

Sell it on a couple of times too, to compound the charges.

Hey, seems like what they tried to do with my "fines". (Was an admin error by HomeChoice.) (Which in turn was SUCH an error on my part...)

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Asiren
Angel

Damn right. Without our tax h̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ efficient status, we'd just be another Belgium, and look how well they're doing.

Actually, no, we wouldn't be another Belgium, because half of them commute over and work here anyway! So we *and* Belgium would be worse off.

I suppose we do have the EIB, European Courts of Human Rights, and a few other institutions lying around. But kill off the tax efficiency, and the population would halve (okay, a quarter would leave...). Also, if you thought you'd seen a property bubble, OH BOY...

So please don't. It's nice and cushy here!

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Vatican subtly shifts its position on The Blues Brothers

Asiren
Trollface

Re: So hate me why don't you

CAPS SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

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Scots council: 9-yr-old lunch blogger was causing 'distress and harm'

Asiren

The usual solution

There's a problem.

Someone reports it.

The problem has now become the fact that it's being reported.

Stop the reporting.

Problem solved!

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Facebook testing "announce important post" feature

Asiren
Trollface

Balls

So the curious tidbits from interesting people will get drowned out by the drivel from the self-important idiots.

Well, I guess that's one way to choose who to block/unfriend...

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Noise can improve quantum computing, says ANU scientist

Asiren
WTF?

So...

You keep feeding cats into the box and see what comes out? But sometimes you're throwing a dead cat in to start with?

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Diablo III

Asiren

Travel is my problem

I'd like to play the game when on a lay-over between flights or even on the flight itself. Online-only stops me from being able to play the games when-and-where I want.

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Asiren

Re: I tried the beta

Advice on the Battle.net forums and Diablo III's FAQ says to uninstall the beta completely before installing the full game again.

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