Company bought
I'm more than happy for the company to just give me a laptop as long as:
1. It isn't so badly configured (or loaded up with security software) that applications and services fail to work, crash or lock up on a regular basis. By all means load stuff on it, just make sure you have versions that actually work.
2. It isn't so woefully underpowered that it can barely run the operating system, let alone the operating system, Outlook, IE6 and Word at the same time.
3. It doesn't look like it has been used as a football.
4. It isn't so old that clients look at me oddly in a "Why are you using that ancient thing? Aren't you supposed to be a technology company?"
5. It doesn't weight a tonne so that your back hurts lugging it in a bag.
6. It doesn't have a battery life of about 35 minutes.
7. It doesn't have random things locked down for no particular reason in the name of "security". Like the loud speaker or the ability to use an external mouse.
8. It doesn't have anything later than IE6 and Windows Media Player 9. As such I cannot view videos supplied to me by agencies and vendors.
Unfortunately all the laptops given to me by various companies have had one or (often) more of the following.