Funny you should mention flowers, because...
...that links in to a pet theory of mine - no not the cat/buttered-toast-effect powered universe...this is far more logical.....
Celebrities(?) die, by various means - "accidents" in tunnels, aeroplanes crashing in the wilds of wherever, overdoses of booze or pills, even natural causes (whatever they are), but I ask you one important question.....
Who benefits when the news breaks?
I'll tell you....
INTERFLORA
Every....fecking....time..
Carpets of flowers, covering vast areas of the countryside (slight exaggeration, but when you're trying to walk on a pavement that looks like a slice of the Chelsea Flower Show has been dropped on it, you'll know what I mean).
INTERFLORA.........florists?....aye....right.
INTERFLORA.........very, very good assassins for hire.
I rest my case