Posts by Obviously!
1956 posts • joined Tuesday 13th April 2010 14:17 GMT
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Great, Now i've got to avoid the twonk taking the corner at 2MPH!
This makes the roads more dangerous, not safer!
English wankers know now't.
"...but the electronics makers (reckon the insurers have all the information they need)" dont give a shite, as long as they buy their wares.
This is total bolloks and an accurate demonstration of "Never listen to the salesmen".
English parents can't even look after a dog!
Once again, useless parents don't understand the internet, yet expect it to raise their sprogs. Your sickening. And you tory wanks, are barf inducing for supporting these FREAKS!
Why aren't these parents being dragged though social services for not looking after their children properly?
It is THEIR responsibility to look after their kids, NOT MINE!
If your upset over the term "tech illiterate" then your options are 2:
Take the shame
Learn something new
Personally I'd prefer to see the standard raised. Not everyone brought down!
4G is used to describe LTE (long term evolution). HSPA (a 3.5G technology) offers speeds within the realm of 4G.
Well done ITU for clearing the confusion, eh?
Your going to see lots of advertising of 4G, however they are not using pure 4G LTE technology.
"....My technophobe wife streams music and videos daily from her iPhone to the AppleTV....da da da da...."
See! What have I been saying?
Apple = technically illiterate. (the shame of the grandparents not being able to program the VCR)
Be seen with an iPhone and be seen as "a bit thick".
".....iPhone 4 is proving be quite the tasty, tempting treat to Mr. and Ms. Average Joe and Jane."
My god, I could not have put it better myself.
AVERAGE! Average, tech illiterate people buying a phone to give them some status.
".....group called off many of their proposed action and went home to Topeka, Kansas."
Kansas! Funny! Back to the home of Dorothy. No wonder they're upset about "fags".
Out of the Horses Mouth
"Apple in effect told the court its iPad is too lame... "
Exactely what I've been saying for a while now! And those using the tampax are even more lame.
Most of those who boast "I'm getting a Pad" are usually tech illiterate and don't have the nouse to work it out.
Now you know why being seen with iPhones/iPads is not really desireable. Unless you want to be be akin to your gandparents not being able to program the VCR,
Just who were these people
Who in their right mind put the iphone at No.2?
It shouldn't even be in the list!
When will people learn iPhone is dead, its not desirable to be seen as illiterate! And be under no illusion, that is exactely what people will think of you if your seen with an iPhone.
Hello Day old news. Cancel the iPhone subcription. There business is going to Behind the times!
Pointless
Whats the point in getting drunk then?
Surprise!
"Trade mag UK Press Gazette openly mocked the journalist register plan while the Daily Mail described the idea as a "creepy attack on press freedom".
Surprise, the media attack a proposal, an idea, a way to reign in media and journo's.
Wow, it's like looking through glass!
Anyone with 1/2 a brain cell can see that something should be done, regardless of how bitchy the media become. Someone needs to clip their wings, we sure can't rely on them to be honest an trust worthy by themselves! We hardly need evidence of that.
Posted in Amazon's Silk looks creepily Phorm-ulaic
Just who is on MY side?
I do not want ANY tracking, cookies, Phorm, Faceebok, Google, etc...........[insert technology or company name here], monitoring or using my data or communications AT ALL in ANY way!
So just who is on my side. How can I implement this without the hassle?
I can't. Because those who are supposed to be on my side, are not!
This story to be continued
.......for ever!
"Adam Boulton added that the technical problem was simply due to a badly timed power cut.
......where we cut the power to obfuscate Miliband's speech. How dare he try to restrict the media"
Apple = tech for the feckless
I've just been to help a user who can't understand how to use their phone, then boast they're "getting an iPad"!
Why is it that the iPad crowd are usually those who can't use IT to start with?
Of course my response was "Oh dear. You'll been seen as technically illiterate carrying one of those mind!"
Their reaction was 'stunned'. They assumed that I'm as stupid as the rest of the flock and would be impressed. HA! Hardly. I know what I'm doing.
"allowing Android users to vote when iPhone users can't would be bad PR"
Not for Android!
Bring it on, I'd love to see that.
Why does the word MASTURBATION come to mind?
Posted in Got a non-iPad tablet? Weirdo
proof, if anyone needed it
Be seen with an iPad and be seen as a tech illiterate (that's illiterate and not illegitimate, well, erm.....)
Posted in Got a non-iPad tablet? Weirdo
Got a non-iPad tablet?
Well done! You won't be seen as technically illiterate.
Of those I support who have an iPad, 90% shouldn't. It's like teaching your grandparents how to program the VCR.
Similarly, smartphone owners are not that smart.
There is no prestige in owning an i[insert devie name], you will only be seen and a relic, who puts more into being seen with a "flashy" device than learning how to use it.
Posted in Nigerians panic over killer calls
"It is only very gullible people that will believe such a rumour."
What, like those who believe in [insert religion]?
What chance have RIM got?
The tech for the technically illiterate are muching the ipad in the vain belief that it's supposed "prestige" will rub off on them. (even tho apple uses are viewed as the grandparents who can't program the VCR)
is Souter going to apologise?
Like shite he will, the wanker!
“I love it when we can use technology to micromanage our families,”
W O W! Does anyone else think he's a bit woohoo?
funny as fcuk.
Aw, shite, I need a cloth now!
welcome to the wonderful world of the tories!
(well done useless English piff)
"...surely there's no way you can agree with censoring him in Google search results yet condemn him for his stance on Clause 28/2A?"
That statement reads like this is fact.
It's wrong for you to make that statement as you do not know the facts.
Posted in Galaxy Tab remains illegal in Germany
A message to Johanna Brueckner-Hoffmann
WOW pet, talk about showing yourself up!
Oi, German legal system! Check yourself!
That luvvie is going the way of Amy
By god Fry, what are you talking about?
Homo loving or what?
Oi! Steven, cut it out.
fuckwits rule
"If you don’t want to be searched, don't come through customs"
Authorities are fuckwits, no matter where you live!
Bassey
"pundits will pronounce Apple doomed without its visionary leader."
Shirley Bassey said "it's simply a matter of history repeating"......
Lets face it, Jobs did now't. Apple marketing made their, pretty simple devices, sexy to the pretty simple.
Waste of public money
Good idea, lets waste more money on dealing with a historical event. Nothing can be changed. It's done.
Let us blame the animals repsonsible (i.e. the suporters) for trying to force their way into an already crowded football ground.
Don't watse money on trying to find a way to lay blame on anyone else.
Question?
Which ARSE HOLE, decided that ALL CAPS is SHOUTING?
Like marriage, that's a right load of old shite! CAPITALISATION in the written language has been used for years for emphasis and has never been seen as SHOUTING!
So What The Fuck?
Apple marketeers are the force behind the brand
We all know that tablets were available before the iPad was released.
Apple marketeers made the iPhone desirable to the spivs. The spivs hail Apple and because it's expensive, makes them feel special. The spivs now believe the hype spouted by the Apple marketeers.
Apple release iPad and the spivs believe that Apple invented tablet computing.
It's just spivs being spivs because the marketeers have elevated them to believing they are something more than just a spiv.
Anyone with 1 brain cell realises that Apple products are not and do not make you elite, but that they are technical illiterates and simply gullible.
Simple!
Wow, you really bought one of those!
iPad purchases are akin to buying a 4 wheel car with only 3 tyres.
No one would buy a laptop that lets you view only a small part of the internet!
Just what is the sales pitch? "Hey, buy this machine and people will think your cool. (but you can't view everything on the internet, and everyone else will think that you are a mug)"
iPad owners have just publicly declared "I'm technically illiterate!" and "I'm easily swayed by perception over function"
Well done!
Hardly A class personnel.
Wow, the same old shite years later
"iPhone users are more affluent (as the phone is pricier) therefore tend to be older. All else follows from these self-evident facts.
(unless you're a phone-geek you would't purchase an Android device if you could afford an iPhone)."
Another English man talking bollox! Most iphone owners get them free (or seriously reduced) on their mobile contract. Hmmm, that seems to contradict what you've just spouted.
Hardly a sign that they are affluent, more effluent.
Most iphone owners are not intelligent enough to realise that they are being played by Apple, like a fiddle.
And you el Reg, STILL perpetuating the same old shite. What’s up? Got nothing else to report on?
Just stop the same old crap people, we are sick of hearing it.
hahahahahahahahahaha
"Mob Hill Massive KNOB!'"
Really?
Is that all manufacturers can do now is increase screen clarity to try to differentiate themselves?
WHO THE F CK CARES ABOUT IT?
There comes a point that it doesn't matter anymore.
Well done to the German Courts
for being f ckwits!
By god Apple will do or say anything!
Why are they so scared? Maybe because android sales outstrip apple sales and they don't want the competition?
Posted in iPad threatened by young pretenders
shame
Apple users are just technically illiterate.
They may as well be wearing a badge saying "I dont know what I'm doing, and need tech for the dumb"
That is how it is, live with it!
little f**king prick
lets just smash his head in, and remove his mother from benefits!
No Problems
Why is it I never seem to have any problems with any of my tech? Works perfect on my HTC Desire S.
"it will not pick up where you left off when you reopen the app. Particularly frustrating if it's been a few days since oyu started it and can't remember how many minutes in."
Just who would do that? what would be the point of watching something you cant remeber the start of? Thats just wierd man.
By god the country is just full to the brim of saps.
Hail jobsy?
Why? Like he invented any part of apple products? Like buggery bollox he did.
This story just highlights how fucked up the Germany judiciary is.
Oi! Apple! Listen me owld china, if I want a Tab, I'll have a Tab, you bunch of twats!
iphone shmiphone
My Desire S pisses all over it.
I'm so sick of hearing the Apple Ads. Oi, If I dont have an iPhone it's cause I dont WANT an iPhone.
Oh, and yes my phone can be a boarding card or translate a lunch menu. What can't be done on an Android phone that can only be done on iPhone? Nothing that I'm concerned about.
Seems to me that after what, 3-5 years or Apple marketing, the majority of the populace are starting to see through it like glass. Eventually, you'll not want to be seen with iphone because you know everyone else will be thinking 'What a MUG'
Reg!
Why has an article regarding Mac OS got iphone in it?
Tory voters
YOU brought them in!
Didn't see this coming did you?
By god the English really are thick as pigs sh**e.
Karma
'trendjacking' the latest big news in order to exploit people's natural curiosity.......
Don't you just hate nosey people. Serves them right!
another failed UK Gov IT project
How many times have I hear about companies off-shoring their operations only to bring them back again?
This is just a potential waste of money.
And I am definately not happy that data held by the Gov about me would be held on primary systems in another country!
It's a stupid idea before its even started.
