2216 posts • joined 13 Apr 2010
"Simplicity. Remember that word."
Simplicity for the simple minded!
"IdiotPhone? Is that something out of Asus, like the PadFone?"
No! I said idiotPhone. Like your not owned by one?
Re: I was hoping to read some good reasons not to buy the iphone 5
Do you know what you are talking about?
Re: It's brilliant because it's true.
"Re: It's brilliant because it's true.
Only Androidiots like flame wars, they can't hold a reasonable argument."
Your rantings suggest that and idotPhone user could?
Re: Preaching to the wrong crowd...
"...or in the metro or that stupid i paper from the Independant"
Print is dead!
1 idiotBadge coming up!
"I guess sort of people you mean are non-geeks?"
No, but simple people like yourself.
Most iPhones I purchase for my company are replaced annually because of battery fails. They are also the devices that cause most crap because the sort of people that request them over Android are morons, and need baby sitting through every aspect of interfacing with a piece of technology."
E X A C T L E Y!!
The oh so clever becuase I own an idiotPhone always need their hands held when talking about tech. The simplest of things, explained in the simplest of ways, for the simplest of people.
Own an idiotPhone and be seen as an idiot! Can't put it simpler than that!
" It makes no sense that the iPhone (which is in many important respects less good than other smartphones) should command such an outrageous price premium among consumers"
It gives the idiotPhone owner some status (you hear it from the 'tards all the time on 'ere).
"Thinking of buying a new iPhone 5 after it gets announced later today? Don't. Owning it will mark you out as an easily-led simpleton"
W O W, i've been telling people for a few years now, but no one wants to listen!
I never have a problem with any windows implemenation.
Windows 8, bring it on, i'm not scared!
And I don't complain!
Re: So hang on...
"Does this mean that international roaming is never going to work on 4g devices without it reverting to 3g?"
Depends on the handset and the frequencies it supports! You can have a 4G handset now. It'll be working on 3G tho/
What a mess.
Tho why would you want to?
Lets hope for the fannybois sake, the joke that is iOS6, looks better the the FUGLY iOS5. Or maybe looks like its a 2012 OS, instead of the joke that it is. (Thats why their fannybois like it!)
Re: Apple! You just bricked my Zeppelin FFS
You really expected anything else? What? Loyalty, commitment? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Maybe your offspring have already grown further then their father?
What a load of shite!
Apples magical and revolutionary device does not look so revolutionary now. It looks like regurgitated bollox. Apple, this has to be the worst device you have every released. It really is just a poor show. The fannies will defend the shite, which is worse than the tat it's self.
"I've just seen Bob. He's at the front of the queue outside the Apple store in Regents Street drinking his coffee made by a Samsung phone owner"
And off we go.......the ladies are sharpening their claws to defend the indefensible.
Ultimately the situation will be, do you want a porsche or do you just need a ford?
The more idiotphone users (and lets face it, they are the prime target here) who move to 4G (by purchasing their 6th handset), the better the 3G service will become.
Very few could justify the need for a very fast connection to a mobile, streaming.downloding whatever.
(Oh and the whole can't stream on a plane means your not organised enough in your own head to plan ahead. Scarily stupid)
Voice great, eye tracking the staple.
"....Google has developed its own iOS YouTube client, a considerable improvement on Apple's lacklustre efforts"
Similarly droid is a considerable improvemnt on Apples lacklustre effort of an OS.
What a pile o shite!
Are these the same people who predicted the economic downturn in 2007?
Wind Power doesn't have to be expensive.
We should be seeing micro generation everywhere. Instead of a cihmney, you'd see a small turbine. Smaller generation everywhere. It's not a be all end all its a link in the chain of power generation. That much less power needs to be generated by conventional means.
It's not rocket science. There are just too many skeptics/haters. Shame that waste of energy couldn't be put to much better use.
"vendors make radical improvements to the overall user experience". What has iOS got that droid hasn't? (and we are talking about experience and not an invitation for a girly free for all ladies).
iOS is awefull. Poorly designed and looks to make you vomit.
It's not business ready at all and you have to work around its numerous limitations.
Yes sir, the pilots can use their iPad, but it you want to use your device, that will be an extra $5.
Question is, Who gives a shite?
Re: Yeah, good luck with that one
"when all the competitors do the same thing "
It's easy enough to delete all cookies and open new browser sessions.
It's easy to get around, if you REALLY need to use a particular website.
Your business loses out, not me. If the board knew, heads would roll.
All cookies are blocked. Flash ain't allowed to store LSO's.
If your website don't want to work because of my choices, tuff for your website.
I'll take my business to your competitor!
"which I and others of my ethnic background find personally offensive."
I find YOU personally OFFENSIVE, you don't hear me whinging on like a woman on her bloodies.
Ladies Ladies! Calm down. The article is about the possibility of idiotPhone5 being banned from US import. You'll still be able to purchase your next fix of 'status' (cause you'll never earn it) elsewhere.
The lasses who bang on about being able to afford an idiotPhone obviously need a phone to make them feel worthwhile. Of course it has the complete oppposite effect and clearly demonstrated here.
Have you "people" stopped to read your own spoutings? Do you realise just how fcking stupid and pikey you sound? Stop fooling yourselves! You BOUGHT a PHONE, you haven't been given a knighthood! Your choice of handset lulls you into a very much false sense of superiority on the belief that other can't afford a POXY PHONE that you can GET FOR FREE!
No, I'm not a fandroid or iHater. I HATE YOU not Slackle, because your completely blinded by your phone and so stupid you can't see it.
Stop being sheep and earn your own pride, don't purchase a shitty phone then proclaim yourselves as a fcking GOD!
SORRY to tell you this.
DAB IS DEAD!
Broadcast TV is going the same way.
Why waste 300 quid?
W O W the dimwitted are still banging about about OH SO LAST FCKING DECADE IdoitPhone?
Why? What is wrong with you people? Stop jumping on bandwaggons and develop your own personality.
Really? Who gives a shite?
What a wanker! So I've got to piss about with settings again now!
No I dont want to be tracked! Why would anyone want to be tracked?
What the fck has it got to do with any other websiote i've visting, where I have been before?
None of their business.
So once again, some tosser thinks he knows best and we've all got to piss about yet again.
An inconspicuous green cabinet is nothing compared to the rubbish, freakXfreaks’, the usual detritus and the scruffs who live on the street.
Re: Will they think about the hinges
"Maybe if they got Johnny Ive to design them we'd all be happier?"
No! The majority of us would Tisk.
"it's objecting just for the sake of objecting, these people need to get a hobby!"
They should be named and shamed amost the neighbourhood.
They would not complain half as much if they knew we knew who they were!
STUFF THE NIMBY's!
Bring Fibre to my street now! The far too posh to be worthwhile shoudl be shunned and roll out broadband to those wnat/need it.
The NIMBY's can stay stuck with dial up.
This is really interesting. If Apple get their way, the labels will not be able to discriminate against other providers and offer their wares on the same basis. Could be good for Pandora.
Re: I doubt a thief was that smart.
@vagabondo, Well Said! Thise scum are the real theives and cause far more damage for far greater number of people.
Re: Coveted item
"Re: Coveted item
Cue slew of up and downvotes depending on whether people are "Fanbois", "Fandroids", or iHaters etc etc"
W O W, your fcking clever! You must be because you own an iDevice like the rest of the fcking brain dead out there.
Re: Coveted item
If it had been an Android tablet the would never have been caught, he'd have left it behind and taken the telly instead."
See evidence, if it was ever needed, that fannybois are just penises.
" Generation Y workers who expect and need to use consumer technologies to be effective in their roles"
You just can't get the staff!
I'd sack/would not employ a generation Y worker if they really need their shiny shiny to do their job properly.
Sad idiotphone/pad, facebook updating, 4x4 driving, conformist wan ers.
Re: Romney Tax Returns...
These are capitalists, you mean He hasn't
HAHAHAHAHAHA A republican, over paid Tax? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You think i've got two heads or something?
Yeah right and the sun is black i suppose. DURR!
These units are nothing more than the telephony/electrical cabling or lamp posts or pillar boxes, etc......... They are necessary pieces of equipment.
Anyone whinging on about them should be publicly flogged and made to realise that there are far more important issues to be concerned about. W O W the 'glish can be a right bunch of wan ers.
only an idiot(phone owner) would purchase such a product/would make such a claim.
The judes response should have been "buy a better phone".
Re: Use a bot?
"Or the fact you arrived at the store from a pricebot should indicate you're not an easy sell and warrant a lower price automagically :o)"
But the majority are an easy sell! Most are sucked in by the advertising/marketing because they are weak of mind. How do you think idiotphone does so well? Create a buzz and a false expectation that your product imbuse a fantastical status and watch them Q out the door like mindless drones.
You know what they say about a fool and his money!
Re: I smell desperation
"I smell desperation
....a most unattractive quality."
.....because developing for iOS isn't?
"as RIM gets in the drinks at the last chance salon"
Do balding men go to the last chance salon?
Re: Mootness . . .
"All the browsing required on an Apple device can be done by displaying two lines of text.
The first line reads: "Buy the new Apple" and the second line consists of a model name followed by "now!"."
and the fucktards run out to Q for one.
Did you not learn anything from Apple vs Samsung?
Apple are untouchable, just like Microsoft. They employ so many people and contribute so much to the American economy, they can do what they want...... The US government can't touch them."
Apple have lost their little "i did it first" spat everywhere else, its only the embarrasing yanks who would support them. Surprise surprise.
Who gives a shit about apple anyway? Only the idiotPhone/pod/pad owners, and what do they matter?
They are so dumbfucked they are easily be swayed by marketeers. Hardly someone who can be taken seriously.
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