2157 posts • joined Tuesday 13th April 2010 14:17 GMT
"IdiotPhone? Is that something out of Asus, like the PadFone?"
No! I said idiotPhone. Like your not owned by one?
Re: I was hoping to read some good reasons not to buy the iphone 5
Do you know what you are talking about?
Re: It's brilliant because it's true.
"Re: It's brilliant because it's true.
Only Androidiots like flame wars, they can't hold a reasonable argument."
Your rantings suggest that and idotPhone user could?
Re: Preaching to the wrong crowd...
"...or in the metro or that stupid i paper from the Independant"
Print is dead!
1 idiotBadge coming up!
"I guess sort of people you mean are non-geeks?"
No, but simple people like yourself.
Most iPhones I purchase for my company are replaced annually because of battery fails. They are also the devices that cause most crap because the sort of people that request them over Android are morons, and need baby sitting through every aspect of interfacing with a piece of technology."
E X A C T L E Y!!
The oh so clever becuase I own an idiotPhone always need their hands held when talking about tech. The simplest of things, explained in the simplest of ways, for the simplest of people.
Own an idiotPhone and be seen as an idiot! Can't put it simpler than that!
" It makes no sense that the iPhone (which is in many important respects less good than other smartphones) should command such an outrageous price premium among consumers"
It gives the idiotPhone owner some status (you hear it from the 'tards all the time on 'ere).
"Thinking of buying a new iPhone 5 after it gets announced later today? Don't. Owning it will mark you out as an easily-led simpleton"
W O W, i've been telling people for a few years now, but no one wants to listen!
Voice great, eye tracking the staple.
"....Google has developed its own iOS YouTube client, a considerable improvement on Apple's lacklustre efforts"
Similarly droid is a considerable improvemnt on Apples lacklustre effort of an OS.
What a pile o shite!
Are these the same people who predicted the economic downturn in 2007?
Wind Power doesn't have to be expensive.
We should be seeing micro generation everywhere. Instead of a cihmney, you'd see a small turbine. Smaller generation everywhere. It's not a be all end all its a link in the chain of power generation. That much less power needs to be generated by conventional means.
It's not rocket science. There are just too many skeptics/haters. Shame that waste of energy couldn't be put to much better use.
"vendors make radical improvements to the overall user experience". What has iOS got that droid hasn't? (and we are talking about experience and not an invitation for a girly free for all ladies).
iOS is awefull. Poorly designed and looks to make you vomit.
It's not business ready at all and you have to work around its numerous limitations.
Yes sir, the pilots can use their iPad, but it you want to use your device, that will be an extra $5.
Question is, Who gives a shite?
Re: Yeah, good luck with that one
"when all the competitors do the same thing "
It's easy enough to delete all cookies and open new browser sessions.
It's easy to get around, if you REALLY need to use a particular website.
Your business loses out, not me. If the board knew, heads would roll.
All cookies are blocked. Flash ain't allowed to store LSO's.
If your website don't want to work because of my choices, tuff for your website.
I'll take my business to your competitor!
"which I and others of my ethnic background find personally offensive."
I find YOU personally OFFENSIVE, you don't hear me whinging on like a woman on her bloodies.
Ladies Ladies! Calm down. The article is about the possibility of idiotPhone5 being banned from US import. You'll still be able to purchase your next fix of 'status' (cause you'll never earn it) elsewhere.
The lasses who bang on about being able to afford an idiotPhone obviously need a phone to make them feel worthwhile. Of course it has the complete oppposite effect and clearly demonstrated here.
Have you "people" stopped to read your own spoutings? Do you realise just how fcking stupid and pikey you sound? Stop fooling yourselves! You BOUGHT a PHONE, you haven't been given a knighthood! Your choice of handset lulls you into a very much false sense of superiority on the belief that other can't afford a POXY PHONE that you can GET FOR FREE!
No, I'm not a fandroid or iHater. I HATE YOU not Slackle, because your completely blinded by your phone and so stupid you can't see it.
Stop being sheep and earn your own pride, don't purchase a shitty phone then proclaim yourselves as a fcking GOD!
W O W the dimwitted are still banging about about OH SO LAST FCKING DECADE IdoitPhone?
Why? What is wrong with you people? Stop jumping on bandwaggons and develop your own personality.
Really? Who gives a shite?
What a wanker! So I've got to piss about with settings again now!
No I dont want to be tracked! Why would anyone want to be tracked?
What the fck has it got to do with any other websiote i've visting, where I have been before?
None of their business.
So once again, some tosser thinks he knows best and we've all got to piss about yet again.
An inconspicuous green cabinet is nothing compared to the rubbish, freakXfreaks’, the usual detritus and the scruffs who live on the street.
Re: Will they think about the hinges
"Maybe if they got Johnny Ive to design them we'd all be happier?"
No! The majority of us would Tisk.
"it's objecting just for the sake of objecting, these people need to get a hobby!"
They should be named and shamed amost the neighbourhood.
They would not complain half as much if they knew we knew who they were!
STUFF THE NIMBY's!
Bring Fibre to my street now! The far too posh to be worthwhile shoudl be shunned and roll out broadband to those wnat/need it.
The NIMBY's can stay stuck with dial up.
This is really interesting. If Apple get their way, the labels will not be able to discriminate against other providers and offer their wares on the same basis. Could be good for Pandora.
Re: I doubt a thief was that smart.
@vagabondo, Well Said! Thise scum are the real theives and cause far more damage for far greater number of people.
Re: Coveted item
"Re: Coveted item
Cue slew of up and downvotes depending on whether people are "Fanbois", "Fandroids", or iHaters etc etc"
W O W, your fcking clever! You must be because you own an iDevice like the rest of the fcking brain dead out there.
Re: Coveted item
If it had been an Android tablet the would never have been caught, he'd have left it behind and taken the telly instead."
See evidence, if it was ever needed, that fannybois are just penises.
" Generation Y workers who expect and need to use consumer technologies to be effective in their roles"
You just can't get the staff!
I'd sack/would not employ a generation Y worker if they really need their shiny shiny to do their job properly.
Sad idiotphone/pad, facebook updating, 4x4 driving, conformist wan ers.
These units are nothing more than the telephony/electrical cabling or lamp posts or pillar boxes, etc......... They are necessary pieces of equipment.
Anyone whinging on about them should be publicly flogged and made to realise that there are far more important issues to be concerned about. W O W the 'glish can be a right bunch of wan ers.
only an idiot(phone owner) would purchase such a product/would make such a claim.
The judes response should have been "buy a better phone".
Re: Use a bot?
"Or the fact you arrived at the store from a pricebot should indicate you're not an easy sell and warrant a lower price automagically :o)"
But the majority are an easy sell! Most are sucked in by the advertising/marketing because they are weak of mind. How do you think idiotphone does so well? Create a buzz and a false expectation that your product imbuse a fantastical status and watch them Q out the door like mindless drones.
You know what they say about a fool and his money!
Re: I smell desperation
"I smell desperation
....a most unattractive quality."
.....because developing for iOS isn't?
"as RIM gets in the drinks at the last chance salon"
Do balding men go to the last chance salon?
Re: Mootness . . .
"All the browsing required on an Apple device can be done by displaying two lines of text.
The first line reads: "Buy the new Apple" and the second line consists of a model name followed by "now!"."
and the fucktards run out to Q for one.
Did you not learn anything from Apple vs Samsung?
Apple are untouchable, just like Microsoft. They employ so many people and contribute so much to the American economy, they can do what they want...... The US government can't touch them."
Apple have lost their little "i did it first" spat everywhere else, its only the embarrasing yanks who would support them. Surprise surprise.
Who gives a shit about apple anyway? Only the idiotPhone/pod/pad owners, and what do they matter?
They are so dumbfucked they are easily be swayed by marketeers. Hardly someone who can be taken seriously.
Re: I hope
The iPhone 5 doesn't look like the Samsung S3"
Have you not seen the leaked pics? looks as bland as its intended user base.
idiotPhone is so over, they can't even get the numbering right.
FF is crap. Tried it, wont use it. Just doesn't live up to the hype.
Chrome sends as much info as possible to Google.
And as for the "XP" comments. Durr!
If you want the latest features, you must get the latest OS.
"But why should I bother my ass to learn one tool just for Windows when the likes of FF work well and I can sync my addons/settings etc? Simple answer: I shouldn't."
Bugger you then, cut your nose off to spite your face if you want. Plenty of others out there that will happily.
Then devs may find that users won't switch browsers, but, just not take up their offerings!
Re: Nonsense fake numbers...
Typical idiotphone user! One sided bollox. Knows fck all.
Too many assumptions being made to be able to take this nonsense seriously.
The idiotphone sells well in the US, SHOCKER!
Say no more.
When will corporates realise they are only providing services to a small fraction of their "customers"?
Surely you satisfy the majority first? The idiotphone users should come second?
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