2157 posts • joined Tuesday 13th April 2010 14:17 GMT
Re: I think you'll find that's Etymology
Sorry, thats just sad!
Why do companies whom self regulate always require "public" intervention?
Re: What are other phone suppliers doing wrong?
"If Apple can have fans like this, whether it's sad/obsessive/lots of other adjectives, then what are other manufacturers failing to do? Clearly it's either a superior product or superior marketing."
I suspect you are quite young?
Re: Just one question
"Just one question
The line of sad individuals queuing, where do they poop?"
Out of their mouths.
Re: Each to their own I guess
"Re: Each to their own I guess
I can't help feeling that heckling twats in queues is just as pathetic as queueing for one though."
WOW You must be a hoot at parties!
Re: Problem is
"That little black monolith isn't enough to keep them quiet, they will ooze smugness and sadness. Not to mention the same sad pathetic misfits in the queue, have real jobs where they might / will / could actually be responsible for proper things, like health care, roads, military stuff. Things we the normal people actually do need and can't have entrusted to gullible stupid morons that high five in public.
What we should be doing is photographing them and making sure they are not near anything "live", "dangerous" or "required" for the next 12 months, the little black monolith should mean they are taken out of society if it was bought while in a queue outside an apple store."
Well said sir!
"My understanding of the Apple "brand" is that the user....." means NOTHING BUT BUCKS!
Apple will catch up with the competition....who have surpassed them spectactularly....eventually.
The first person to say that this would never have happened if Steve deceased Jobs was alive, must be removed from the UK and forced to live with the rest of the donuts in the californian donut, and never be allowed to join the rest of the sane!
Some mo is bound to.
If you've got remaining warranty why wouldn't you get Apple to replace the battery for free?"
What if you don't? W O W!
"Samsung chips evicted from iPhone 5"
That should read: A decent phone evicted from iPhone5.
Re: Still confused why people
Judge? Seems about right.
No judge in the land can be taken seriously!
"You don't want an iPhone, because.... "
It's last decade tech and last decade OS is absolute wank, which is what people will think of you if your seen withone. W O W why did you buy an inferior phone, for top dollar?
I've just seen another borg drone with a 5!
What a wanker! and he doesn't even know it.
Re: ACTIVATING REALITY DISTORTION FIELD...
"There's nothing wrong with the way Apple Maps represents the world. You're just looking at the world in the wrong way.!"
Apple say: You buy MY phone, you WILL listen to what I say, and you'll LIKE IT!
.......and the borg follow...........
You'll be telling us the Jesus existed next! A fool and their money are easily parted.
"With iOS 5, I had generally very good resolution, colour imagery of ancient sites, enough to see features not readily seen on the ground. Now the resolution is lower, so I can't zoom in to examine a feature so closely as before, and many areas are presented in black and white."
Looks like your iDevice is a useless as your peers have been telling you all along! Why are idevice owners so militant to defend what is a really mediocre device/os?
Re: @MJG NFS Payments
" If it was genuinely useful right now Apple probably would have included it too."
So the 1,000's of NFC terminals poping up everywhere are for fun then?
Apple look like they are standing still.
Apple seem to be standing still right now.
Re: I feel used...
"Re: I feel used...
"Some people will believe anything"
Like the commenters on here that think El Reg's Dry Throat exists."
Exists or not, the comments made are TRUE! idiotPhone owners will say anything to prevent them for knowing the truth, and feeling even more silly than they look to their peers.
So the choices are
1) be assimilated into the collective and feel a false sense of smugness because you think Apple are secure, or
2) live with a "version" of android that no one controls. Hmmm.
Or of course Windows phone!
There is a video on you tube of someone voice controlling thier windows PC.
So Apple picked up on it and COPIED!
Just fking STOP NOW foer sanity's sake.
iPhone was great! Not anymore, simple as that.
Every pikey, lowlife, slutty, reject and their dog has one now.
So when I see you with an iPhone I can only assume that you to are a pikey........
The positive status boost you so craved, was satisfied with iPhone, and made you feel better. Unfortunately, that status has diminished into "you PIKEY" because every other PIKEY has one.
iPhone 5 aint gonna help any either, in fact it's goning to be worse still.
You do seem a little bit obsessed with Apple. The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
The secret is out, i too am an idiotPhone user!
(Oh and ladies, typos I'm not going to say sorry for. So What. I've not got the time to correct typographical errors when commenting to these retards. Any more "You cant spell/type shite, refer to this post, eh?)
Re: Preaching to the wrong crowd...
I love how others get it, but you! ____________ ERM ____________
Sharp as a tack eh?
""1 idiotBadge coming up!"
So named because it's coming FROM an idiot who can't even type properly!"
AC == idiotPhone owner. Stop the crap and be man enough to stop hinding behind AC, otherwise your comments are just puffs of hot air!
Re: iPhone owners don't have the time to care...
Re: iPhone owners don't have the time to care...
Too right, too busy having more sex WITH THEIR HANDS and earning more MONOPOLOY money...
Are you really so stupid as to believe that owning an idiotPhone means your more likley to have more sex/money? S T U P I D!
"Simplicity. Remember that word."
Simplicity for the simple minded!
I never have a problem with any windows implemenation.
Windows 8, bring it on, i'm not scared!
And I don't complain!
Re: So hang on...
"Does this mean that international roaming is never going to work on 4g devices without it reverting to 3g?"
Depends on the handset and the frequencies it supports! You can have a 4G handset now. It'll be working on 3G tho/
What a mess.
Tho why would you want to?
Lets hope for the fannybois sake, the joke that is iOS6, looks better the the FUGLY iOS5. Or maybe looks like its a 2012 OS, instead of the joke that it is. (Thats why their fannybois like it!)
Re: Apple! You just bricked my Zeppelin FFS
You really expected anything else? What? Loyalty, commitment? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Maybe your offspring have already grown further then their father?
What a load of shite!
Apples magical and revolutionary device does not look so revolutionary now. It looks like regurgitated bollox. Apple, this has to be the worst device you have every released. It really is just a poor show. The fannies will defend the shite, which is worse than the tat it's self.
"I've just seen Bob. He's at the front of the queue outside the Apple store in Regents Street drinking his coffee made by a Samsung phone owner"
And off we go.......the ladies are sharpening their claws to defend the indefensible.
Ultimately the situation will be, do you want a porsche or do you just need a ford?
The more idiotphone users (and lets face it, they are the prime target here) who move to 4G (by purchasing their 6th handset), the better the 3G service will become.
Very few could justify the need for a very fast connection to a mobile, streaming.downloding whatever.
(Oh and the whole can't stream on a plane means your not organised enough in your own head to plan ahead. Scarily stupid)