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* Posts by AlexS

93 posts • joined Tuesday 6th April 2010 22:57 GMT

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AlexS
WTF?

"You are getting into very specific scenarios".

Nice ending. Move on.

AlexS
Flame

Where's the submit button gone here?

AlexS
Mushroom

Um, right now facebook seems to have deleted my wall.

AlexS
Mushroom

Rumours

Apparently there are rumours that there maybe be rumours about, although this could be a rumour.

AlexS
Unhappy

Bad news

It's now Sunday.

AlexS
Terminator

Er an android in the rice cooker.

I'm selling the movie rights.

AlexS
Terminator

Er an android controlling rice cooker.

Sold.

AlexS
Headmaster

Re: let me just check the fonts are still working on linux

There are fonts on Linux?

AlexS
Pint

It ain't bloody any good

We need to back to a command prompt interface....

AlexS
Facepalm

And in further dramatic news an update has been released for software... This NEVER EVER HAPPENS EVER ;)

AlexS
Thumb Down

After shoddy service...

many years ago from scan not even a tardis will make me part with my money....

I will always remember how that company shafted me...

AlexS
Thumb Up

Bought mine at 9pm last night. Today it was out for dispatch. Hopefully will get it tomorrow or Friday.

AlexS
Megaphone

Lovely advert by Reg for Apple.

Wait for Apple folks. THEY WILL SAVE US.

zzzzzz....

(actually android might methinks, google owns youtube - get me?).

AlexS
Thumb Down

Re: Android emulator

It's a bit bollox - no graphics.

AlexS
Holmes

Maybe I missed it

No mention of Sherlock??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_(video_game)

AlexS
Thumb Down

Who cares.

AlexS

Re: <groan>

So Windows 3.1 was no small achievement.

AlexS
Meh

Bagged a Nexus 10 at 10am, yes 10am. Nexus 4 I had one in the cart and had my card declined, phoned up card company and sorted it. By then it was too late. Nexus 4 were being sold until 9.30am, but you had to press refresh about 100 times and then it was near impossible to bag (somebody was always there first).

Those who got confused about whether they made an order to not need to log in here to check:

http://www.google.co.uk/wallet/

AlexS
Mushroom

Re: There will be no iPhone 5S...

@bazza I don't know if you read the news but one of the Apple's execs resigned over the issue with the mapping application. No other exec is going to want to resign over the next phone, the next phone WILL HAVE TO have a decent mapping application (or else Apple will look bad again), and that may take a little time,

AlexS
Mushroom

There will be no iPhone 5S...

... until they sort out their mapping application.

I bet that wasn't scheduled in the master plan, and I bet this hasn't been scheduled in peoples predictions.

How long will that take is the question. I wouldn't be surprised if they skip a scheduled iPhone release for this.

AlexS
Megaphone

Keyboard replacement is more frequent during the summer under certain conditions...

... years ago we used to replace a keyboard or mouse every week at a PR company during the summer - why? They were all getting pissed at lunchtimes in the summer sun - accidents more frequent that way.

AlexS
Mushroom

ARSE!

That is all....

AlexS

The clue is in the word "express", and it doesn't mean fast... it means cut down...

AlexS
Stop

And then you will look at the availability, look for something tried and tested... and go Android.

I suspect developer tools will be more extensive as well and free rather than cut down products microsoft supplies (you gotta pay if you want good productivity tools with MS). This is from a Microsoft fanboy BTW.

AlexS
Joke

She couldn't wait...

... to test the gestures.

AlexS
Facepalm

I predict the end of paper by the end of the year.

AlexS
Stop

Re: Didnt Pre-ordered mine last night

> Simple, it does a lot more. It's a tablet with a full blown OS.

Giles you need to do some reading. These may not be the drioids you are looking for. Next year maybe.

AlexS
Meh

Re: I think they've priced it just right.

.... whilst the world thinks they are not.

AlexS
FAIL

The thing about posting a story with a live feed is knowing WHEN TO TAKE IT DOWN as well as knowing WHEN TO PUT IT UP. Looks like the rocket launched ages ago when I visited.

Love otherwise.

AlexS
WTF?

Re: Bah!

Two thumbs down for a statement of fact.

So I shall now write the word "arse" in an atttempt to get even more thumbs down.

AlexS
FAIL

Bah!

Still no native FLAC support!

They really lock you in.

AlexS
Holmes

Have they tried switching it off and on?

AlexS
Holmes

Re: Well....Privacy?

No address - no prize.

Are you Jeremy Hunt?

AlexS
Holmes

Well....Privacy?

The game is on, is somebody able to publish the authors address purely on the basis of the photo?

AlexS
Facepalm

FLAC

If it doesn't support FLAC forget it.

If iPhone supported FLAC I just MIGHT buy one.

AlexS
Holmes

OK Mr Reg

Check:

http://www.reghardware.com/2012/04/25/htc_one_x_compo/

The date of this article is almost a month old.

There are ONLY 21 comments.

It is closed for comments.

** This is labelled right now to be the MOST COMMENTED article right now **

... and just happens to be a HTC promotion.

Am I infected?

AlexS
Pint

Excellent

Software reviews on a hardware portal.

Keep it up ;)

AlexS
IT Angle

Excellent, IT website The Register does film reviews under a hardware portal.

Keep it up ;)

AlexS
Stop

well

Very trivial bug indeed.

And besides who really wants to break into an Apple?

All that will be there is somebodies music collection, somebodies holiday snaps, a few letters, and a few doodles. Maybe even next. Months Parish newsletter. If they're really lucky they might get the new Kylie single or the latest leaflet for the Green party.

AlexS
Holmes

To the guy who might accidently upload his privates to facebook

If it can track your eyes I suspect it might track a persons privates as well. By deduction we can assume that if the privates stop moving, then it will upload the photo automatically.

AlexS
FAIL

Blackberry

BB is still the number one business smartphone out in the field (probably). Whatever people write we won't know if blackberry is finished or not until the end of the year (ie BB 10).

Linked-In haven't updated their BB smartphone app for two years, and it's gastly.

Glad to see they have their priorities straight when it comes to target audience.

AlexS
Meh

Pot Kettle Black

Everytime I see him on repeats of Star Trek.... I want to press a dislike button. But there is no DISLIKE button. Urghhhh!

I blame the parents.

AlexS
Paris Hilton

Come on Reg!

Ant Attack and Phantom Slayer over 3D Monster Maze?

So many more reasons why this game should have been featured above these two:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKvd0zPfBE4

AlexS
Go

It's back online

World saved.

AlexS
FAIL

In case anybody asks any questions

Has only been confirmed for XBOX 360.

AlexS
Facepalm

Ahh that's it

MI5 are using the same Calendar software as The Register. Clearly it doesn't handle leap years.

AlexS
Holmes

The gamble....

... is on Windows Phone 8, and that will be released later this year.

That will be the make or break of it. Simple as.

AlexS
FAIL

If you look closely the picture posted is William Shatners hair piece.

AlexS
FAIL

No Flying Car included - No sale.

AlexS
Mushroom

Quit BE last year

For two years I had great service and really fast internet.

Two years after that the speed reduced by half (overnight in fact), terrible tech support dealt with my complaints. Total indifference.

Went to BT after a year of complaining. Same crappy speed but at least I'm paying a lot less.

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