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...offer this service to the BBC
"All they have to do is push out heirs and look good on a stamp"
Until the last part I was looking forward to Peter Beardsley being king.
In principle I would agree. But what is the alternative? Would a self-serving politician being president be any better?
I think that I would happily pay my 75p a year for the Royal Family as the alternative (think of President Blair) is too horrendous to consider.
Who's to blame for this one?
No, Martin. You can't.
You went to the wrong school, you see.
I find it nothing short of corrupt and, perhaps, treasonous when cabinet members have interests in private medical care corporations whilst the NHS is crumbling.
Right, time to cancel that account.
What? Is it Hotfix Tuesday aleady?
Then there's David Hughes from Corwen who in 1879 was detecting spark signals.
Go forwards three years to 1892 and William Preece, another Gogledd Cymreag was sending signals across from Cardiff to Holm Island before doing the same across the Conwy Valley.
Then came Marconi.
I have the same problems with the 'to bach' in Welsh on the Windows machines. The To Bach (the little hat that's Esc 6) seems to work fine with the ancient henges carved from slate and bluestone but try anything on Windows and it's a nightmare waiting to happen.
I suppose if they made a Cymraeg keyboard then I could use that but it would be useful to have, say, the 'x' key even if it's used for the cutting part of the cut and paste operation. And with said keyboard having no 'j' would useless for the eternal control-j usage in browsers.
So it would have been useful if Microsoft, who have been making Windows operating systems for over thirty years, to have considered an easy way to add accented text without all sorts of alt-key codes (I can still remember the Norwegian codes from decades ago so this problem is hardly new).
Anyway, if anyone is still looking for a way to handle Welsh characters then may I point one to this very excellent tool: http://www.interceptorsolutions.com/products/tobach
The Dire Straits video, Money For Nothing was noted for being manipulated in Paintbox.
It's the Caldari Empire !
I remember doing that with the five and a half inch floppies which, in those days, cost a fortune.
John, most modern programmers couldn't tell you what a pointer is anyway.
Alas learning to program has got away from learning to program.
Will the use of the <marquee> tag earn extra credits towards that David Beckham studies degree?
Why on $DIETY's Earth would they want a random link button?
This would literally send me cross-eyed.
I have no idea what the average user's focal length is but anything shorter than the distance to the end of my nose isn't going to work for me.
My Golden Rule.
End of each paragraph smack Control-S just after the Enter Key. It's better that way than to rely on AutoSave.
Some of the security patches still bork Active-X controls within Office documents and they're still out there...
The problems of the patches now outweigh the benefits here and each time some Windows $HIGH_NUM fanboi goes on about the disadvantages of earlier versions of this and that not getting patches it leaves me more and more bemused.
Audits? You mean like the vapour-ware EU audits?
...when I played EverQuest used to be known as EverCrack.
Well, it saves having staff coming in on a Bank Holiday to make an announcement and thus saves the company double time and a day off in lieu.
Indeed, good luck writing code on a phone.
Can we knock this 'lack of support' fable on its head for once and for all.
Let's say you find a bug or a problem with Windows $THIS_WEEK'S_VERSION and you contact Microsoft. Do you seriously expect them to support you with a fix?
I've been contacting them with bugs in Windows 7 and, guess what, not even an acknowledgement let alone a fix.
So, back to XP. What support would you expect to have that's missing? I've a number of XP machines running here and my life isn't any less for it. In fact in a lot of cases XP is a lot better than later versions of Windows.
As I say, let's knock this on the head for once and for all, can we?
Stuart, you got me thinking there. Here in North Wales on the South Western armpit of Snowdonia I can't think of one person I know hereabouts or down the LLyn Peninsula who is 'on' Vodaphone.
In fact, I had quite forgotten that they had once existed. Do they still?
Imagine a legal and peaceful demonstration.
The Met Police decide otherwise and release a hundred or so of these. With tasers...
Being AC in such a post is surely pointless.
I wouldn't want one to hump my leg.
The American Legal Industry got together about 18 years ago and told MS to sort out the borked Styles and Numbering within Word else they would be off, en-masse, to another word processor.
There UK legal industry did nod in agreement and said that they would follow but the threat had been made and, guess what, the next version of Word was less borked than before and it made my life that little less like hell.
...as in Lifetime Guarantees on pacemakers?
Far do's. Now what about Windows as a Service? Will you be surrendering your position here?
Anyway, well done for getting that right. I need to check where I have gone wrong. Thanks for the nudge.
At the moment some machines here have IIS installed, others don't. All, for example, have Microsoft Search removed.
Will this level of configuration for the actual Windows components be disallowed? And when it comes to the networking; I am tired of some of my machines telling me that, all of a sudden, its now in an internet cafe or that it's at 'Home' and it will bork the networking completely.
Or will these joys vanish along with the ability to nail things down properly?
I don't want Windows as a service but as an operating system even though it's gone a long way from that.. I think that NT4 was perhaps the last time I considered it to be a full operating system that I could recognise as one. Perhaps there's a micro o/s undernearh all of this lot to make this service run.
Perhaps it's MS-DOS 4.0...
Let us imagine the very rare possibility of a Windows update borking something say a security patch that stops Active-X (ie controls) working in Office applications or a Search Patch which slows the machine to a halt...
What happens then? Are we lumbered with this update or can we remove the offending patch? If the latter then not every environment will be the same and if the former will Microsoft test the patch indoors at Redmond first?
After waking up to find a Do Not Update Windows 7 machine updated this morning (I think they get tired of asking and do it anyway because my long data run is not as important as their patch) I think that I would be very wary of such a practise.
No, that's not encryption but my bloody awful spelling.
Mind you, with all the TextSpeak in use these days this could surely be classed as a form of mild encryption...
It appears that a few of us have...
And don't forget for the female lead we're going to need that woman, Jessica Ruud van Nistelroy
The last two 'comedies' that I enjoyed were GalaxyQuest and Love Actually.
And as these are ages old it, sadly, just goes to show...
Now, there's something wrong here for a start.
In the 90s a few of us found a HiFi magazine which reviewed a pair of speakers. The did cost a few hundred quid, I'll grant. The review was glowing, the various sonic tests in the lab and that gubbins showed them to be almost perfect.
I said "So that's the end of the HiFi business then, is it?"
My mate replied, "Just wait."
“AdVoice gives digital advertisers the opportunity to re-target their mobile users via multi-Mobile Network Operator channels and generate revenues from sources other than subscribers.”
This, without doubt, is going to go along the lines of "Your call is important to us, so we'd like to foce you to listen to our advert whilst we're talking to someone else whose call is clearly more important to us than yours."
The dweeb in the quote above uses the word 'target'. I can only agree...
To be fair it would be right to assume that If these guys wanted faster internet access then they should look for premises in a TechHub.
Two bottles in sixteen hours wouldn't make you an alcoholic, surely?
I am tired of these so-called parody accounts on Twitter which are not parody in the slightest and only carry adverts.
It's at such times that I am with the Chinese.
Ugh, don't. Having large applications, pre .Net days, when one would try to force in-built garbage collector to run by all sort of jiggery-pokery was nothing short of a nightmare.
When one has a linked list or binary tree in VBA of over a quarter of a million nodes and trying to get the MS in-built garbage collector to work at will was nigh on impossible.
Well, saying that being rural is our lifestyle choice and we shouldn't ask you to subsidise it doesn't really work after a moment's worth of thought.
Admittedly I don't need to be in a city or a large town somewhere where you'd have me live because I don't farm. If this were the case then two immediate problems would occur.
First is that the demand for properties in the towns and cities would rise and so would the cost of living there. Secondly, now there's fewer people out in the country then services would be more expensive per head.
So rather than foist these extra costs onto those living in the towns and cities it would perhaps be better if more services could be introduced into the country so that more people could live there and work there. this would mean less strain on the infrastructure as fewer people would need to work in the few large commercial centres of the country. And who knows, the city dweller's life may even be improved as he can get a seat on the train into London Waterloo every morning.
The ideal would be have more people out in the country with proper services and not enforce them to move to the towns and cities which are overcrowded already.
but do you know anyone who's paid for WinZip?
Well, does paying for PKZip count? Decades ago for sure, but I did pay.
With the brightness as it is the moons of Jupiter are readily seen with binoculars. And those lads don't half shift from night to night, not like our slothful lump of green cheese.
Yes, as the man says, nationwide.
That is, to five or six cities which are, er, nationwide