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801 posts • joined 2 Apr 2010

Techies with Asperger's? Yes, we are a little different...

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Re: Take the test and answer honestly

Holy fuck! How many? I am shocked...

I need to have another chat with the man in a white coat.

Where's my pills?

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A-D'OH!-BE: Adobe hit by 'sophisticated' MEGA HACK RANSACK

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Perhaps it's those nice "white hat hackers"...

And now they've got the source code, they're going to do the job properly for Adobe.

In my dreams. ;o)

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Icahn to Cook: 'Buy back $150bn of Apple's stock, or tell me why you won't'

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WTF?

Pram.

Teddy bear.

I am by no stretch of the imagination a fan of Apple, or any of their devices or business practices, but this bloke is a boil on the backside of all the companies he has share-holdings in.

Offer him, personally, a dollar a share and tell him to fuck off!

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Microsoft to kill Select Agreement rebates, rain cash on cloud deals

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Translated into real English ...

Bend over, and stop squealing.

There is a choice. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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LOHAN twangs BRASTRAP to unfetter mighty orbs

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Have you got a launch date yet?

CBA to read back over all the postings to check.

Oh, and keep up the grand work chaps!

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WD unveils new MyBook line: External drives now bigger... and CHEAP

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Nice to see them...

Rinsing Apple owners for the "iDiot" tax.

Easy money?

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First look: Apple iPhone 5S and 5C

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Re: Equally tiresome...

Aqueducts?

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Apple CEO Cook: 'We're not in the junk business'

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Re: only making 250% profit instead of the usual 300%.

But shirley, last years tech is cheaper now. And plastic cases are certainly cheaper to make than machined and poorly anodised aluminium?

Probably gone up to 350%

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Rotten Apple iOS 7 fury: Glitchy audio or is today's music really that bad?

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Re: Ask a woman who has ....

Have to agree with that sentiment. I've spoken to two women who have given birth and had gall stones, and they both said gall stones were far more painful.

Really made my day. :o)

I have numerous health problems, including having three heart attacks, but gall stones wins the "Hurts like fuck" prize by a country mile.

Like being run through with a rusty cutlass. Slowly and repeatedly.

Aaaarrrr...

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Our second attempt to give LOHAN a good banging: Live tomorrow

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Better luck this time chaps and chapess.

Hope the weather is as good as the other day.

Great video from the chase car, by the way.

Drinky poos?

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Microsoft no longer a top Linux kernel contributor

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Re: Bloaty?

I should imagine for supporting devices that didn't exist three years ago...

The built in wi-fi on this PC doesn't work OOTB on Ubuntu 10.04, but is auto detected and works fine on 12.04

Debian 7 support is there, Centos 6.3 works.

Only "problem" I have ever had was a Broadcom WI-fi in an old Dell laptop, but a quick prod with the Hardware Driver tool soon had it working.

Step-son had a few problems with an Alienware laptop with dual graphics cards, but that is now sorted.

Has the windows kernel not been updated in that time?

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First rigid airship since the Hindenburg cleared for outdoor flight trials

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@Robert Re: Man overboard.

At least you know exactly where to look for the body.

Straight down...

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City of Munich throws Ubuntu lifeline to Windows XP holdouts

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Is this DanPaul.co.uk ???

Dan.

You're full of shit.

FUD off!

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@ Dan Paul Re: Win7 instead of XP??

But Dan, the article is about XP.

And how long did W7 take to update to latest revisions and reboot umpteen times?

Last one I did about a month ago took about three hours of updates, and four or five reboots. And user intervention to agree to some MS license BS. .Net I think...

Mint install to same PC took under an hour including all updates and ONE reboot to load the latest kernel. And it was usable whilst it was doing it.

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Pizza drones, mad cyclists and Bitcoin-for-arms traders: A vision of LNDN 2023

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Re: makes Judge Dred look almost desirable

From my knowledge of Scandinavians, (I am Godfather to a Norwegian), lots of them not only home brew, but home distil as well!

Skol!

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Ghastly! Yahoo! Groups! gripes! grip! grumpy! gremlin! grumblers!

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Re: email still works (thankfully)

Really?

Try setting up email forwarding to a gmail account, then tell me it works.

I raised this with their support team almost a year ago, and they said it will be fixed "soon"...

Still waiting.

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Radioaficionados españoles: Echadnos una mano

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Who are Buzz and Zurg?

Inquiring minds, and all that...

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Amazon cloud goes down in Northern Virginia

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Splicing in a new NSA feed?

See title.

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Tell me why I don't like Moon days: Bob Geldof heads into SPAAACE

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If we ask nicely...

Do you think they would leave him up there?

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Startup claims 1W wireless charging at 10 metres

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Re: More than 100W

2.4GHz?

So, charge your phone, and stomp all over every wi-fi network in a half mile radius.

Hmmm...

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Google scrambles to block backdoors

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I refer the Honourable gentleman to my earlier reply...

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/containing/1890619

Coat. Going.

And don't call me Dave.

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Vote NOW to name LOHAN doomsday box

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Re: Too late for another?

How about...

Button

Operated

Orbital

Balloon / Ballocket

In

Extremis

System?

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Brit Skylon spaceplane moves closer to lift-off

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LAPCAT A2

That looks ominously like something that needed help from International Rescue back when I was a nipper.

Thunderbirds are go!

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Limbaugh: If you hate Apple then you're a lefty blog-o-twat hipster

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@Steven Raith

OI! I resemble that remark. :o)

My current Volvo was made in Belgium, much to the amusement of my best mate.

Lovely cars for the more mature commie subversive bastard. :o)

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Boffins use lasers to detect radio waves

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Re: tuning

Cat's whisker?

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Nokia sidles up to Qualcomm, hands over bulging map package

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@Charlie re: icons currently disabled.

Reg has hidden them behind the not obvious enough "Add an icon" label, above the Title box.

The new work experience web monkey is probably enamoured with the VS12 grey on grey look.

And FFS Reg, pleeease put the icons back on the left where they belong.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

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WikiLeaker Bradley Manning found not guilty of 'aiding the enemy'

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No great surprise...

I think it's good that he has been acquitted of the most serious charge, but the length of the sentence he gets for the other "offences" will hopefully not be anywhere near the maximum permitted.

On a separate note, I don't think that sighting people up from your circling helicopter, then pressing the "kill the terrorists" button, can by any stretch of the imagination be called accidental!

Justice? We've heard of it.

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Kiwis rally against 'snoops' charter' law

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Go Kiwis...

But don't expect us totally apathetic Brits to get off our lazy arses to back you up.

We love being abused by capitalists too much.

What it would take to wake us up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

P.S. elReg! Put the icons back on the other side! It just looks wrong!

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Google Chromecast: Here's why it's the most important smart TV tech ever

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Re: fuck streaming

I refer the honourable gentleman to http://thepiratebay.is

Other Bit-torrent sites are available.

Allegedly.

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Google's new Chromecast spills its simplistic guts

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@Zola.

Thank you!

Drinky poos?

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Can't be arsed to check...

But is the bootloader locked on this thing? Could make a nice little XBMC stick.

I'll stick to my Raspberry Pis for now.

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SPEARS joins the 19-mile-high club: Intimate snaps

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@John Gamble.

Reverse psychology. Works every time! ;o)

I was expecting "The chicken song", so not as bad as it could have been.

I've still got the tune stuck though.

Bugger!

Oh, and well done one and all!

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Pikmin to the rescue: Can Nintendo revamp revive Wii U fortunes?

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#40,000 in the queue for the demo...

Could be a long wait.

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Articles with no comments

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@diodesign

When you've sobered up, read what Mr. Underpants wrote above, then do what he suggests.

HTH HANN.

My turn. :) >>>>>>>>>>>>

P.S. Can I come off the naughty step now please?

I promise to try not to troll Andrew again! :o)

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Spotify strikes back at Radiohead - but artists are still angry

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Re: Catweazel

Electrickery!

Happy memories. :o)

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Emergency mobile networks take off on model planes

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Far too dangerous... Encrypted mesh networks...

What's to stop the terror paedo hoodies from using it for nefarious purpoises?

The security services wouldn't be able to listen in unimpeded.

Mrs. May wouldn't sleep for worrying.

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MS Office on iOS is OFF the menu, says Fujitsu as it nixes Personal Cloud

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Butt-snorkling.

I'm stealing that one.

Cheers Trev! ;o)

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El Reg Playmonaut soars to 113,000ft

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Re: Nice one all - a very exciting day

She was rushed to hospital to have her finger removed from her left eye! ;o)

Well done all.

Have a pint chaps! And a glass of sauvignon blanc "for the ladies".

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Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane? Right first time – and she's in SPANDEX

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Re: Oh the irony

it's best to assume that your every move, action and bodily function will be analysed for the greater glory of the PRC.....

As opposed to the NSA or GCHQ?

Just encrypt everything. Always!

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BlackBerry BB10 devices refuse to leap off shelves

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Re: BlackBerry nixes BlackBerry 10 on PlayBooks

I was looking forward to getting BB10 on my Playbook, but as I only paid £100 for a 64 gig model, and it's still a nice piece of kit, I'll give it a "meh".

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LOHAN cranks up old-school clockwork failsafe

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Re: don't forget to grease the locking pin

A foolproof switch is easily made with two drawing pins pressed into either jaw of a sprung wooden clothes peg. Strip of credit card for insulator / firing pin.

Probably less than 10g total weight. 9v battery for back up power, say another 40g. Sorted.

Mine's a pint. Cheers.

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Not work! - Firmware hacks

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Re: Not work! - Firmware hacks

Looks like if it's not on XDAdevs then you're S.O.L. So roll up your sleeves and dive right on in...

Or buy a new phone! ;o)

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El Reg rocket squad poised to select Ultimate Cuppa teabag

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Re: Try Co-op 99

I too was raised on Co-Op 99 loose leaf tea, and my dear old Mum still uses it. Yummy stuff.

Nowadays, my personal preference is Tetley, with Taylor's YT a close second. The water down here in the far south east is as hard as diamonds, but I didn't like the taste of their "Hard water" stuff. The YT Gold Rwandan was quite nice, but not often spotted in the wild, at least not round these 'ere parts...

Should I move back to Yorkshire, or Rwanda?

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Ferocious fungus imperils future of British gin and tonic

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TONIC?

Pinkers all the way for me. :o}

Beer is for wussies.

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Nuke plants to rely on PDP-11 code UNTIL 2050!

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<brummie>Kipper tie?</brummie>

Go on then.

Milk, no sugar. Ta.

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Jobs' 'incredibly stupid' prattlings prove ebook price-fix plot, claim Feds

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I call Godwyn!

E.O.T.

Sorry Daniel B. Go to the back of the class and face the wall.

Closest icon to a pointy hat... No D.

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More than half of Windows 8 users just treat it like Windows 7

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+1 for "nut huggers"

Well played Sir!

Have a thumb.

P.S. I shall be pinching that one. ;o)

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Don't Panic! Google FCC filing reveals mystery media device

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Re: Maybe

In your dreams, son. Only in your dreams.

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US Congress excoriates Apple's tax-avoidance shenanigans

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Sniffing the air...

The usual corporate shenanigans.

As ye sow, so shall ye reap. (Tax free)

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