850 posts • joined 2 Apr 2010
Re: Excellent news, I love the NSA
I think you forgot something!
I was being
There's only one way to find out.
It's the evil hacker-paedo-child-terrorists that will get YOU unless WE get these new laws!
Computer says "Re-education for you!"
Has nobody read 1984 FFS?
I was just about to post the same thing.
Nice to know they are happy to target more than just us hoi polloi.
Money well spent.
Treasonous May wants new laws to spy on school-children, to protect us from... Exploding children! Or something.
What next? Paedo children? Children who want to have sex with other children? Rather than sex with
fat MPs grown men? It must be stopped!
Holy shit, this country is fucked up!
Maybe we should all just offer ourselves up for re-education?
Re: Obligitory XKCD
Re: three "disasters" so far - Three Mile Island, Chernobyl and Fukushima
Re: Better ban trains.
Don't be silly. BAN KILLER TREES!!!
Re: Jeremy Clarkson @Phil W
Slower, safer, and explained with enthusiasm?
@Jack Faust meets Mephistopheles Re: Hey stupid.
Yeah, let's not worry about the lifeboat-men and women that have to go and rescue them in a storm at 4 AM.
Re: here is an interesting fact.,,,,, @John Jennings.
You are correct in both your postings above!
I only mentioned channel 16 as that is the international hailing/distress frequency, although the Merkins, of course have their own, slightly different frequencies than the rest of the planet...
12 miles is the limit of territorial waters, and NoTaMs are also broadcast here (Dover Straits) bi-hourly.
I used to have access to channel 0, which is set aside for Coastguard/Lifeboat use, but unfortunately am no longer involved, and can only listen in... :o(
When inside territorial waters, it is common sense, and courtesy, to have your VHF turned ON, but squelched. Modern short range GMDSS/DSC sets use just milliamps when idle.
Re: Hey stupid.
Yes, he was.
And he's buried in my home town!
Probably responsible for saving more lives at sea than any man before or since.
Rest his soul!
Re: No Range safety boats?
In reply to myself, with hindsight, how much of the subsequent "failure to launch" could be attributed to this delay?
Penny shy, pound foolish?
Hythe and Lydd in Kent.
They moor in Dover.
No Range safety boats?
Down here, the local military firing range has two high speed launches patrolling the safety zone. Any vessel approaching this area gets warned away pretty sharpish.
There are also two-hourly broadcasts on Marine Channel 16 announcing aforementioned safety zone.
It's been like this for at least forty years.
This is NOT rocket science!
Re: I think you'll find that was actually a plea to reform local government
Top quality plagiarism!
Re: Depends on perspective @Eric Olsen
I upset him once, and spent the next three months relegated to the "pre-moderated comments" naughty step.
Don't give him no shit, Sherlock.
Re: Linus Torvalds Sherrifs Badge
Beat me to it.
Have a DRE^W thumb.
4 Amps? WTF?
Is there a heating element to speed warm up times?
Re: Quattro Pro.
Knocked the socks off Excel, at pretty much any level.
Out-marketed. Pure and simple.
Yep, still got a boxed copy of DataEase 4 in the garage. Without checking, I believe it came on a single HD 3.5 inch floppy.
I set up a small business stock control / ordering / invoicing system in two days. From scratch. The data entry took longer than the setup.
I too feel a VM coming on...
I can recommend "Nicki Elite". 3 ply, scented, and with aloe vera for added "Angels licking your ring piece clean" goodness!
Two quid for nine rolls at your local "Home Bargains" shop.
Beats the pants (literally) off your Andrex / Nouvelle over-priced rubbish.
Your arse-hole will thank me for this information! :o) 'specially after a decent Ruby!
I thought that was the Islamic version of Poundland... ;o)
I'm here all week. Or maybe not.
I'm sure the pictures are very interesting...
But as they are charging £22 to see them, I shall have to take your word for it.
I thought publicly funded research in Murrica was supposed to be freely available.
Apparently, I was wrong.
Script weeder and Ghostery extensions are what you need to put a stop to all that malarkey.
Call this bloke a Waaaambulance!
Just get a warrant you arsehole.
It would be handy if we knew what your plans were...
Kick-Ass Rocket Derived Automated Spacecraft, Highly Integrated Autonomous Navigation.
Re: TMS in a car without DAB?
198 kHz Long wave...
Re: obviously wasn't a 'Field Agent'
Depends on whether or not the field in question is full of well dressed pumpkins.
CVE-2014-7169 patched today on Ubuntu.
Was flagged as a partial fix.
CVE-2014-6271 was patched a couple of days ago.
Patch hasn't made its way upstream to Debian yet. :o(
Re: ok, but seriously...
My Grand-Dad, rest his soul, always used to say "red hat, no drawers", which was slang for a woman of negotiable virtue.
WTF, because there's no tombstone anymore.
Re: Reptilian sex is not very exciting though.
John Watts, formerly of cult 70s - 80s band Fischer-Z.
I'm a reptile - From the album Thirteen stories high.
Very talented guy. I'm surprised one of my fellow commentards didn't get it.
I'll just splash out on a virtual beer for myself.
Re: Reptilian sex is not very exciting though.
I'm a reptile.
I don't do nothin' 'til I'm warm!
+1 internet for the first to name the singer.
Why can't they just be up front about what they want?
What data, why, when, where, and passed on to who, when, why, what for?
I use numerous Google services, including a Moto G Android phone and their (very good) email service, but only via IMAP clients, and never see an ad on either. Their spam trap catches pretty much everything, and false flags are very rare.
Do no evil?
Almost certainly not.
Provide excellent hardware, software, and online products?
Except WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINUX G-DRIVE CLIENT FFS!
Re: GET OFF MY LAWN!
"Git orf moi LAAAANDD!" #BLAM#
And all completely irrelevant to us right-pondians...
Due to RIPA 2000.
Give us your password or go straight to jail.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect £200
Despite hundreds of years of not being able to force you to supply incriminating evidence against yourself, they abolished torture, then decided, in the pre-dawn of the new millenium, and at the stroke of a pen, that it was OK to deprive you of your liberty until you give them what they want.
Who should we fear the most?
Those who can do us the most harm. Directly.
Re: The guy's a nightmare.
You may laugh, but in a previous life, I worked in a Coca Cola factory, and at shift change one day there was a can of Pepsi in the "Team room" fridge.
There was an internal inquiry as to how it got there, but they never found out who did it... ;o)
IMHO the only good pop is a heavily diluted tonic water. (Diluted with copious amounts of Vera Lynn, obviously!)
Re: Why don't they let the judicial system just use the intel they've got?
I've got a better idea...
Why don't they just take their evidence to a Judge, and ask for a warrant?
Isn't that what plod has to do if they want to poke around my "real" stuff? You know, specific allegations regarding real offences. Not just suspicions of being "in possession of an offensive wife"!
Re:all wheel bearings loose, the transmission howling, the second round of engine oil seals leaking,
Ever heard of a thing called a "service"?
And as for "I wouldn't worry about a turbo", is that because it's not the turbo that usually fails, it's the turbo bearings or oil seals?
Generally taking something expensive with them. (Like the rest of the turbo... Or the whole engine if you're really lucky. (Thanks Peugeot))
Give me a nice belt driven blower any day.
Re: an audiovisual interactive format for music that can't be pirated
But Paul, music has to be converted to analogue to be reproduced by loudspeakers, ergo, it CAN then be copied...
DRM doesn't work, and only pisses off legitimate owners.
Re: "carrot cake is not a real dessert"
But it does count as one of your 5-a-day.
Two if it has an icing carrot on top.
@Bill re: VOTE!
The BIG problem is not the voters, it's the choices.
Would you like to bend over? Me on top? Or would you prefer nice comfy spoons?
Any way, YOU'RE FUCKED!
P.S. Sorry for shouting. :o)
And NO, I don't mean vote UKIP. Splitters!
Was one of my ex's nickname for her down-belows.
It was the only Out Of Hours support that I actually enjoyed doing...
Re: I'm Sad
I'm disappointed that my PANTIES were dropped before the race began...
@ Tanuki... Re: shiny-stainless-steel-machine-porn-fantasy
May I refer the honourable commentard to a response given earlier?
I'm still singing it...
Syyyyyy Borg. Gimme that, gimme that. Syyyyyyyy Borg........
Re: Still missing critical feature
In my experience with Dysons, the motors burn out rather quickly.
£20 on Amazon, and half an hour with YouTube and a long shank #15 Torx and you're sorted.
Certainly better than a £250+ replacement.
Re: Sy Borg
You'll love it!
I'm happy to say it's my teenage daughter's favourite Zappa track, and I'm now going to be singing it to myself for the rest of the day. Happy times.
Brilliant album. Joe's Garage Act II if you're interested.
Re: I can get excellent pics of ladies' anatomies for a few bucks...
You pay for fap fodder?
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