747 posts • joined 2 Apr 2010
Shall I just send smutty news tips direct to you from now on?
The news-desk have been sitting on this since Friday.
And not a word of thanks.
It does lower the tone somewhat...
Mr. Akerman, please give your full attention to getting that bloody plane launched, before we all die of age related degenerative disorders.
And have a beer to focus your mind.
@ Chris Miller
+1 for the Libretto range.
In a previous life, my colleagues and I installed dozens of those little babies in Out of Hours Doctor's cars all over the country. Came with a docking bay, to which we could attach Paknet Radio Pads for fully mobile data. A printer on the back seat too, if you wanted / needed hard copy.
This was in the late 90s...
Re: Can't afford a French Maid.
Have you thought of a furniture Polish Maid!
I'm here all week.
Re: over eight different materials
I was going to upvote you, but you already had nine, and it seemed wrong to spoil it.
Have an iconic thumb up instead. ;o)
Re: The Zerg are here !
Never mind all that malarkey.
Just announce them as a new national dish, and they'll all be gone in days.
Brown tagliatelli anybody?
Re: a bit of a wallop
More of a squelch in Wales, Shirley?
Now, where's my umbrella.
Something similar for Debian / Ubuntu users, and probably other *nixes is available at
Source is available on github too.
Works fine for me.
Re: He's not doing a very good job of giving money away is he?
I would personally take 100 million for myself and the family, and sign the rest over to "The Foundation".
But it's not mine...
Re: Ferrari, Mercedes-Benz and... Volvo?
Volvo has always been a prestige brand.
That's why (mostly) older people buy them new. They have the money.
They build comfortable, safe, practical and strong cars. All in the same model. They also do fast ones, if you want.
I can only put cassettes in mine, because I'm a pleb, and can't afford a new one. But hey, I can get Radio 4 everywhere, even in France.
Nurse. My med's have worn off... He's making sense again.
Re: More of the same drivel
+1 for Treasonous May.
And +another 1 for the rest.
I think you'll find that the Americans follow OUR lead in the snooping on all and sundry game.
The United Kingdom. Leading the world...
...Down the shitter.
When BT can...
Give me "unlimited" 20+Mb ADSL, free evening and weekend calls, including line rental, for £12.25 / month, then they can talk about fairness.
Until then, they can fuck right off!
Sorry, that item was posted while I was (checking your stylesheet) composing my complaint.
Black and white please.
Come on guys, we're not all 25 years old.
Don't make me kill your css, as well as those feckin' annoying flash ads.
And link colours are broken too.
@ Andrew Orlovski
But what is the advantage of one of these "reduced" Androids, if you and I can buy a bloat free Moto G quad core "proper" Android with a gig of RAM for the same price?
The Nokia badge?
Sorry, but they really need to OUTDO current, as you call them, "landfill Androids" to win in this cut-throat business.
Don't get me wrong, I was a BIG fan of Nokia, but they really backed the wrong horse in Microsoft.
Don't worry Richard...
"I" saw what you did there.
Any specs? Release date?
About bloody time. Or will it be too little, too late?
They really need to bring out a killer piece of kit, like the Moto G, at sub £100 to stand a chance.
It's a shame really. From 1996 to 2010 I only ever had Nokia phones, and they were all great at being phones. My trusty 6310i still comes out of retirement when I go fishing, purely for its brilliant reception. None of my smartphones have ever had a sniff of a signal at my favourite fishing spot...
That's a tad harsh.
There are half a dozen pieces of her work scattered around my home town, and they are interesting, unexpected, and thought provoking. (If they haven't been stolen / vandalised since I last saw them).
She's not all bad.
Re: I must be getting old...
It's not just me then...
Hey Reg. BLACK on WHITE please.
The fail is for which ever (probably) young whippersnapper thought this was a good idea.
Re: Makes perfect sense as QNX...
Did you try closing all the windows, then turning it off and on again?
Re: Can't contain the container
<Cough> Blackberry </Cough>
Told you so!
Re: Mt Gox home page has hidden HTML comment
Not any more... 16:08 25/2/14
Dear MtGox Customers,
In the event of recent news reports and the potential repercussions on MtGox's operations and the market, a decision was taken to close all transactions for the time being in order to protect the site and our users. We will be closely monitoring the situation and will react accordingly.
You really need to stay indoors more.
Re: like Angela Merckels handbag :)
Cottage / Shepherd's pie anyone?
Nom nom nom.
Can't wait for the Moto G release... Will there be one?
Make 'em 'ave it!!!
So, Septics, which would you prefer, 1 to 10 Gb/s or 300 Mb/s?
I'd be happy with either, but if they're the same price, I'll have the fast one please. ;o)
P.S. Nice one Google. If you've got to run fibre round the country, at least let everybody benefit.
Are you listening, and watching, British Telecom? FFS, we need some competition on the right side of the pond. And not just in the Virgin (cables inherited from Telewest/Blue Yonder and others.) cabled, high population areas. I live on the main street in my moderately sized town (60k+), 200 yards from the main exchange, but can't get FTTH from any-one.
@teebie Re: Corrections.
It's up near the top of this page, to the right of the "Post your comment" grey box.
They moved it a while ago, during the last re-vamp I believe.
A nation of shut down shopkeepers.
So, all your Viber chats will be routed via Akrotiri or some other GCHQ outpost?
No need to worry about helicopters in this weather!
Those Sun Pillows look brilliant!
Could you forward me that mail?
As for jazz mags, when I were a lad, back in the 70s, Fiesta, Knave and the like seemed to grow in hedges near lay-bys. Didn't need no key. ;o)
Re: a bit on the steep side
OK, I'll bite.
Let's be generous, and call it 60K p/a. That still gives you over a thousand Plod.
Do you really think giving every Bobby on the beat one of those things is going to reduce the levels of criminality in the Smoke by more than all those extra coppers.
And have you ever tried typing more than a short missive on a tablet?
Call me cynical, but I smell vested interests.
Watchin' the detectives.
Re: a bit on the steep side
At thirty grand a year, that would still pay for over two thousand boys in blue for three years. (Just checked the MPS website. Starting salary 22K + 6K London weighting.)
I'm sure that would be a far better solution for London's residents.
Apple, and whoever they "bunged", not so much. (Notices banhammer descending...) Allegedly.
Only £13,333.33 Each.
How do they manage to knock Apple down so low on price?
F.F.S. How many real plod could you get for that?
Re: Sad panda.
Sad Cowturd too.
Been using Opera since the late 90s, and it was always ahead of the other browsers.
I'm still on 12.16 for the foreseeable future.
Where to now?
Suggestions on a postcard to the usual address...
Two options here.
1/ Lock up the spooks.
2/ Let those convicted of taking part in a DDoS attack go free.
Sauce for the goose, and all that. What?
Ah, but every police station has a biscuit tin...
My 1973 Austin All-aggro had a gallon of oil life of four weeks.
Comfy though. ;o)
Re: @Mary Jane Bogart re: A.B.S.
No, you anonymous dick.
It has never activated because I have never been in a situation where I couldn't brake safely without it. It's what used to be known as "paying attention to the road ahead."
I have had one accident in 36 years of driving, and that was the other driver's fault. The fact that his insurance paid up without a quibble confirms this.
Roll on Google cars, to take some of the idiots out of the equation.
@Mary Jane Bogart re: A.B.S.
If you can't brake properly without the assistance of ABS, may I suggest you try paying a bit more attention to where you are going?
I've had ABS for at least the last 20 years, and it has NEVER activated.
Perhaps you should leave those Bogarts alone?
P.S. I didn't downvote you. ;o)
Software patents by any chance?
Move your HQ to Europe, and tell Big Blue to do one!
He has a LinkedIn account.
Andy France OBE IEng MIET
Chief Executive Officer at Darktrace.
Keep your head down. Works for me too.
Re: 12:09pst service up partially
Gmail send and receive now working here.
Youtube was slow earlier...
Did they go via Nottingham?
Google says it's 1 hour 46 minutes in current traffic, and 81 miles (130km)...
Re: At last
Or the OS 10 update for the Playbook, which they dangled in front of our noses, carrot stylee, then snatched away, after hooking us in with their lies.
It's a lovely piece of kit all the same.
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