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One HUNDRED FAMOUS LADIES exposed NUDE online

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Re: I can get excellent pics of ladies' anatomies for a few bucks...

You pay for fap fodder?

Amateur!

:o)

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'Stop dissing Google or quit': OK, I quit, says Code Club co-founder

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Re: Now she can start her own coder academy...

She did, Ross.

Or did you not read the bit about her being a founder member of Code Club?

P.S. Another director apparently resigned earlier this year for the same reason, according to a comment on her blog...

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Not really very live at all from London - It's the Vulture News videocast

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@ Elmer re: poached.

Knowing their reputation, I'd think pickled would be more likely...

:o)

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SpaceX prototype rocket EXPLODES over Texas. 'Tricky' biz, says Elon Musk

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Re: On YouTube

Don't bother.

It's wobbly hand-held mobile phone footage from miles away.

A puff of smoke, and some white dots falling.

It is rocket science.

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LOHAN Kickstarter bid IS GO: Back our Vulture 2 spaceplane launch

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Re: Target too high?

So how much is Dicky B charging you to let your balloon take off from his bit of Murrica?

And what's wrong with just driving to an empty bit, and letting it go from there? They have quite a lot of it over there you know.

Or just smuggle the fucker into Spain, and lie about the motor if customs pull you.

God, I'm a tight bastard.

:oD

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Target too high?

Thirty grand?!

That's five grand a head for a team of six.

Are you going for a month?

Or flying business class and staying at five star hotels?

Or just planning on running up a mahoosive bar bill?

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Vampires and Ninjas versus the Alien Jedi Robot Pirates: It's ON

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What would happen if Chuck Norris took up Morris Dancing?

We'd be safe from all other baddies.

Until next summer, when the hybrid Chuck Morris's arise from their mountain lair and bore club us all to death.

I'm moving to a safer planet.

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Microsoft refuses to nip 'Windows 9' unzip lip slip

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+1 for Saddam Nutella!

I'm stealing that.

:o)

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Re: Underwhelmed

If your Nokia 6310i needs a new battery every year, you might want to try genuine Nokia batteries.

My 6310i backup phone still runs for a week on its original 2002 battery.

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Roll up for El Reg's 3G/4G MONOPOLY DATA PUB CRAWL

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Re: Suspicious behaviour

But they're brown.

They must be tourists terrorists!

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Munich considers dumping Linux for ... GULP ... Windows!

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Re: If local government fails, you get rubbish in the streets, roads becoming unusable, etc.

You're not from round here are you?

Welcome to GB 2014...

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LOHAN acquires aircraft arboreal avoidance algorithm acronyms

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Re: BRASTRAP and...

Near Instantaneous Patent Pending Limb Evasion System...

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BRASTRAP and...

Penzlien's Automated Nearby Tree Intelligent Evasion System.

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Hacker crew nicks '1.2 billion passwords' – but WHERE did they all come from?

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Re: Recent Spamstorm

Not just me then?

Apparently, penis enlargement pills and slimming aids are what I need.

Strange, as the only fat part of me is my cock!

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Jurassic squawk: Dinos were Earth's early FEATHERED friends

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Re: Could be . . .

Except all the "bare skinned" creatures you quote have at least some hair, somewhere on their bodies.

Although mine is not as luxuriant as it used to be...

I blame the medication ;o)

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Did HP just tip its hand on Autonomy? Spoiler: It was a busted flush

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This only works two ways...

1) Lack of "due diligence" on HP's part.

2) Dodgy accountants / accounts.

3) Both of the above.

Ok, three ways.

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iWatch 'due November'... Y'all know what time it is? Now you do

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Re: It's likely to be Apple's first big flop in a long time.

I'll just leave this here...

iPhone 5c

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Read the proposed US ASTEROIDS Act to green-light mining IN SPAAAACE

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Re: Once braked into a stable orbit...

So what are they going to use to slow it down?

A parachute?

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Alabama quadchopper hits THREE THOUSAND FEET next to AIRPORT

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Pah, I have a screensaver that looks like that!

GL Skyrocket.

The video is actually pretty good...

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You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

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Turn off the computer, then turn it on again...

> I've done that, it still looks exactly the same. (They powered off the monitor...)

Ok, look for a large beige box under your desk. Press the big button marked POWER. Now press it again.

> Oh! It's starting up now. Thanks. Bye. <Click>

Support call received at stupid O'clock one night.

Shoot them all.

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Face up to a double life with hybrid Office 365

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Time to call "Time ladies and gentlemen" on the cloud...

I'm afraid I really have had enough of this "cloud" shite. Unless your company has at least a Gigabit bandwidth to the net, and multiple hundreds of distributed workers or sites, just what is the bloody point of internet hosted data? And what about when your internet is "off"?

Locally hosted VM snapshots with local NAS and off site backup I can grok.

VPN (ideally with TPA) in to LAN for off-site workers, all locally hosted.

Reliance on ANY outside provider is just passing the buck...

But hey! Just move to a new job. :o(

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Cryptome pulled OFFLINE due to malware infection: Founder cries foul

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Re: It's back... No it isn't... Site update.

25 June 2015. Update:

Via Twitter @cryptomeorg:

NetSol rushed to reactivate Cryptome. No deal. Henceforth only SM will be used to exchange information. To hell with arrogant dirty ISPs.

Cryptome has been dispersed. Files will appear expectedly and unexpectedly at diverse locations online and off.

Besides pastes, drops, torrent, implants, hides, Cryptome has over a dozen sites for dispersed distribution, more coming. Got means-methods?

By sites and outlets is not meant only online, current leader of dirty work posing as clean.

:o(

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Re: It's back...

Yep.

Welcome back John.

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Coulson GUILTY of conspiring to hack phones between 2000 and 2006

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Sacrificial lamb?

Nothing will change, except Coulson may soon be suffering from a sore botty.

It is good to see though, that all the other paragons of virtue have been acquitted.

</sarc>

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Apple, Cisco line up to protect offshore data

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You have to admit, they have a "valid" point...

But any company or individual placing their data in the hands of a U.S. based company is basically handing over their data for rape. For whatever perceived purpose...

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First iOS, now Android to get fondleslab Office ahead of Windows

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But they said it was easy...

to port software between Windows 8.1, Windows phone 8, and Windows RT.

Would they really have lied?

Obviously!

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Amazing never-seen-before photo of colourful hot young stars (Thanks Hubble)

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What's even more amazing...

is that if you could hold a half millimetre dot at arm's length, you could hide ALL of them behind it.

Wish I could afford a lens like that. :o)

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New development in 'stadium-sized' FLYING SAUCER orb invasion

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Re: flight cancelled

Just out of interest, have the told the playmonaut (Colin?) about his brother's untimely watery demise.

Perhaps it's better if he doesn't know...

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SCIENCE explains why you LOVE the smell of BACON

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Re: Mmmm...

Dear Mr. Not Spartacus.

You sick bastard.

May you burn in eternal hell, for your heretical deeds.

Bacon is the only true way to Heaven.

End it now...

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@Farmer Fred. Re: (or fat)

Go on. You know you want to say it.

Say it LOUD!

Say LARD!

Yeah.

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@stucs201 Re: bacon cuts

I believe that what you describe as middle cut consists of a complete slice from loin right through the belly.

My best ever came from Shrewsbury market, dry cured, fatty belly, rind on, and smoked. 3 slices, pan fried, belly out, in a savagely hot pan for about a minute a side. served in a brace of freshly carved slices of still warm bread.

Oh, and Hammond's Chop sauce, or, at a push, HP...

Nurse, the screens!

Ooh, and some tissues.

Sorry about that.

And now, back to your usual programmes...

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Microsoft’s 'FIRST NOKIA' arrives at £89

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Re: exclusive rights to every colour in the visible spectrum.

I believe they belong to Messrs. Pantone Inc.

YMMV, but I don't fancy your chances much...

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$3.2bn Apple deal would make hip-hop mogul Dr Dre a BEEELLLIONAIRE

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@ Michael Wojcik

Oi, I cut my teeth on an ICL 2904 with 64kB of core store the size of a fridge, and 10MB Winchester packs the size of a small planet, and it sounded like lots of fans running in the background...

Hummmmmm......

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Re: Overpriced, over-rated and over-valued...

Don't worry Don, my opinions will always be free at the point of use.

The other two, I leave to your discretion.

;o)

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Overpriced, over-rated and over-valued...

They sound like a perfect match!

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Latest Snowden leak claims NSA bugged ALL mobile calls in the Bahamas

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@NoneSuch

That hits the nail squarely on the head.

They have a "legal warrant" to listen to every call? So they have evidence against every caller? Smells like bullshit to me.

If you're not for us, you're against us.

Unfortunately for us, they have a total disrespect for the law if they think can get away with it, and the money to change the law if they can't, on their side.

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Giant pop can FOUND ON MOON

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@Mage

Wasn't the Chinese Rabbit captured by the soup dragon, and fed to the Clangers?

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Feature-phones aren't dead, Moto – oldsters still need them

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@DougS

I'd be chuffed to fuck if I woke up aged 30 years tomorrow morning.

I'm 53...

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Moto E pops up with £89 price tag – alongside new LTE Moto G cuz

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Loving my G...

Except for the shite camera, it does everything I need, speedily.

Nice pared down Android install. Ability to disable (but not remove) pre-installed apps.

4G wouldn't matter round here, as 3G frequently struggles. SD card would be nice.

So, a worthy upgrade to the G.

The Economy model is obviously aiming at the last of the smartphone holdouts. Spend the extra tenner and get a G from Tesco for £99.

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'A proper British BOFFIN': Famous Martian prof Pillinger dies aged 70

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Re: may I suggest to the Vulture SPB

Sideburns on the Playmonaut?

Wouldn't add much weight...

R.I.P. Colin.

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A first-world problem solved: Panoramic selfies, thanks to Huawei's Ascend P7

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Re: If only...

You should have gone for the elReg Gold Subscription option. We see pictures, and get the news before it happens.

;o)

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'Bladdered' Utah couple cuffed in church lawn sex outrage

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Re: Please amend article with a NSFA note

A pair of "treble baggers" if ever I saw one...

Not sure brain bleach is strong enough. Brain sodium hydroxide anybody?

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PEAK APPLE: Mystery upstart to hurl iLord from its throne 'by 2020'

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Re: Apple don't have anything in the cloud? Don't think about data?

> It's trash compared to Google Music though, which has better selection of music, cheaper, better streaming options, free storage and scan and match.

And the worst UI ever. I disabled it immediately and installed Poweramp.

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Bill Gates: Sell off Bing? Nah. Xbox? Maybe...

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Re: I didn't understand what Bing was

And, until a couple of years ago, a brand of fizzy pop manufactured locally.

Sadly missed.

Burp.

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Vulture 2 rocket motor heater a non-sizzling success

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How about...

Sticky backed copper tape patches,(garden centre slug repellent type,) mounted on the fuselage, with springy copper feeds from your battery resting thereon? Virtually zero friction or resistance to sliding, and should easily handle the low current draw.

I can do you a drawing, but I hope you don't need one.

Crack on chaps.

:o)

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Audio fans, prepare yourself for the Second Coming ... of Blu-ray

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Re: DVD-Audio ?? try VHS-HI FI...

I seem to remember my circa 1990 Aiwa (I think) VHS being able to take an RCA line level input, and record audio only at about 4 > 1 on a tape. eg. 8hrs music on a 2hr tape. Sounded fine into a Quad 33 into Yamaha PA + active speakers... 'Til a burglar took the VCR, TV, camera, cash, and my big rucksack :o(. But left the stereo...

If only he knew.

Arse.

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As WinXP death looms, Microsoft releases its operating system SOURCE CODE for free

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Re: – DOS 6.22 + 4DOS command processor FTW!

It was DR-DOS 7.04 + Hyperdisk cache for me.

Beat the crap out of MS's lame efforts. Three disk swaps to copy a 1.44 floppy? Yeah right.

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Re: What was 2.0 really known for? @AC

No, it was because filenames were limited to 8.3 character format...

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Ancient telly, check. Sonos sound system, check. OMG WOAH

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Re: Is it a joke??

@jzlondon. For me, sound quality IS the only criteria when evaluating AUDIO equipment.

Price also has a major influence, as, like Mr. Raith, I'm not made of money either. My current system, since my Quad 33 karked it, is a 30 year old NAD amp, driving a pair of 25 year old Linn speakers. Sounds bloody marvellous to my aging lugs, and the pair of them cost me less than a ton. Isn't fleabay great?

Of course, YMMV.

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Nvidia unveils Titan Z: An 8TFLOPS off-the-shelf supercomputer disguised as a gfx card

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@Numptyscrub. You were lucky...

I paid £120 quid each for four 4MB SIMMs for my 486.

Ouch.

I've got a VHS sized case full of the things in my bits box now. Know anybody who might want them?

Icon? I was robbed.

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