827 posts • joined 2 Apr 2010
Call this bloke a Waaaambulance!
Just get a warrant you arsehole.
It would be handy if we knew what your plans were...
Kick-Ass Rocket Derived Automated Spacecraft, Highly Integrated Autonomous Navigation.
Re: TMS in a car without DAB?
198 kHz Long wave...
Re: obviously wasn't a 'Field Agent'
Depends on whether or not the field in question is full of well dressed pumpkins.
Yep, still got a boxed copy of DataEase 4 in the garage. Without checking, I believe it came on a single HD 3.5 inch floppy.
I set up a small business stock control / ordering / invoicing system in two days. From scratch. The data entry took longer than the setup.
I too feel a VM coming on...
CVE-2014-7169 patched today on Ubuntu.
Was flagged as a partial fix.
CVE-2014-6271 was patched a couple of days ago.
Patch hasn't made its way upstream to Debian yet. :o(
Re: ok, but seriously...
My Grand-Dad, rest his soul, always used to say "red hat, no drawers", which was slang for a woman of negotiable virtue.
WTF, because there's no tombstone anymore.
Re: Reptilian sex is not very exciting though.
John Watts, formerly of cult 70s - 80s band Fischer-Z.
I'm a reptile - From the album Thirteen stories high.
Very talented guy. I'm surprised one of my fellow commentards didn't get it.
I'll just splash out on a virtual beer for myself.
Re: Reptilian sex is not very exciting though.
I'm a reptile.
I don't do nothin' 'til I'm warm!
+1 internet for the first to name the singer.
Why can't they just be up front about what they want?
What data, why, when, where, and passed on to who, when, why, what for?
I use numerous Google services, including a Moto G Android phone and their (very good) email service, but only via IMAP clients, and never see an ad on either. Their spam trap catches pretty much everything, and false flags are very rare.
Do no evil?
Almost certainly not.
Provide excellent hardware, software, and online products?
Except WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINUX G-DRIVE CLIENT FFS!
Re: GET OFF MY LAWN!
"Git orf moi LAAAANDD!" #BLAM#
And all completely irrelevant to us right-pondians...
Due to RIPA 2000.
Give us your password or go straight to jail.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect £200
Despite hundreds of years of not being able to force you to supply incriminating evidence against yourself, they abolished torture, then decided, in the pre-dawn of the new millenium, and at the stroke of a pen, that it was OK to deprive you of your liberty until you give them what they want.
Who should we fear the most?
Those who can do us the most harm. Directly.
Re: The guy's a nightmare.
You may laugh, but in a previous life, I worked in a Coca Cola factory, and at shift change one day there was a can of Pepsi in the "Team room" fridge.
There was an internal inquiry as to how it got there, but they never found out who did it... ;o)
IMHO the only good pop is a heavily diluted tonic water. (Diluted with copious amounts of Vera Lynn, obviously!)
Re: Why don't they let the judicial system just use the intel they've got?
I've got a better idea...
Why don't they just take their evidence to a Judge, and ask for a warrant?
Isn't that what plod has to do if they want to poke around my "real" stuff? You know, specific allegations regarding real offences. Not just suspicions of being "in possession of an offensive wife"!
Re:all wheel bearings loose, the transmission howling, the second round of engine oil seals leaking,
Ever heard of a thing called a "service"?
And as for "I wouldn't worry about a turbo", is that because it's not the turbo that usually fails, it's the turbo bearings or oil seals?
Generally taking something expensive with them. (Like the rest of the turbo... Or the whole engine if you're really lucky. (Thanks Peugeot))
Give me a nice belt driven blower any day.
Re: an audiovisual interactive format for music that can't be pirated
But Paul, music has to be converted to analogue to be reproduced by loudspeakers, ergo, it CAN then be copied...
DRM doesn't work, and only pisses off legitimate owners.
Re: "carrot cake is not a real dessert"
But it does count as one of your 5-a-day.
Two if it has an icing carrot on top.
@Bill re: VOTE!
The BIG problem is not the voters, it's the choices.
Would you like to bend over? Me on top? Or would you prefer nice comfy spoons?
Any way, YOU'RE FUCKED!
P.S. Sorry for shouting. :o)
And NO, I don't mean vote UKIP. Splitters!
Was one of my ex's nickname for her down-belows.
It was the only Out Of Hours support that I actually enjoyed doing...
Re: I'm Sad
I'm disappointed that my PANTIES were dropped before the race began...
@ Tanuki... Re: shiny-stainless-steel-machine-porn-fantasy
May I refer the honourable commentard to a response given earlier?
I'm still singing it...
Syyyyyy Borg. Gimme that, gimme that. Syyyyyyyy Borg........
Re: Still missing critical feature
In my experience with Dysons, the motors burn out rather quickly.
£20 on Amazon, and half an hour with YouTube and a long shank #15 Torx and you're sorted.
Certainly better than a £250+ replacement.
Re: Sy Borg
You'll love it!
I'm happy to say it's my teenage daughter's favourite Zappa track, and I'm now going to be singing it to myself for the rest of the day. Happy times.
Brilliant album. Joe's Garage Act II if you're interested.
Re: I can get excellent pics of ladies' anatomies for a few bucks...
You pay for fap fodder?
Re: Now she can start her own coder academy...
She did, Ross.
Or did you not read the bit about her being a founder member of Code Club?
P.S. Another director apparently resigned earlier this year for the same reason, according to a comment on her blog...
@ Elmer re: poached.
Knowing their reputation, I'd think pickled would be more likely...
Re: On YouTube
It's wobbly hand-held mobile phone footage from miles away.
A puff of smoke, and some white dots falling.
It is rocket science.
Re: Target too high?
So how much is Dicky B charging you to let your balloon take off from his bit of Murrica?
And what's wrong with just driving to an empty bit, and letting it go from there? They have quite a lot of it over there you know.
Or just smuggle the fucker into Spain, and lie about the motor if customs pull you.
God, I'm a tight bastard.
Target too high?
That's five grand a head for a team of six.
Are you going for a month?
Or flying business class and staying at five star hotels?
Or just planning on running up a mahoosive bar bill?
What would happen if Chuck Norris took up Morris Dancing?
We'd be safe from all other baddies.
Until next summer, when the hybrid Chuck Morris's arise from their mountain lair and
bore club us all to death.
I'm moving to a safer planet.
+1 for Saddam Nutella!
I'm stealing that.
If your Nokia 6310i needs a new battery every year, you might want to try genuine Nokia batteries.
My 6310i backup phone still runs for a week on its original 2002 battery.
Re: Suspicious behaviour
But they're brown.
They must be
Re: If local government fails, you get rubbish in the streets, roads becoming unusable, etc.
You're not from round here are you?
Welcome to GB 2014...
Re: BRASTRAP and...
Near Instantaneous Patent Pending Limb Evasion System...
Penzlien's Automated Nearby Tree Intelligent Evasion System.
Re: Recent Spamstorm
Not just me then?
Apparently, penis enlargement pills and slimming aids are what I need.
Strange, as the only fat part of me is my cock!
Re: Could be . . .
Except all the "bare skinned" creatures you quote have at least some hair, somewhere on their bodies.
Although mine is not as luxuriant as it used to be...
I blame the medication ;o)
This only works two ways...
1) Lack of "due diligence" on HP's part.
2) Dodgy accountants / accounts.
3) Both of the above.
Ok, three ways.
Re: It's likely to be Apple's first big flop in a long time.
I'll just leave this here...
Re: Once braked into a stable orbit...
So what are they going to use to slow it down?
Pah, I have a screensaver that looks like that!
The video is actually pretty good...
Turn off the computer, then turn it on again...
> I've done that, it still looks exactly the same. (They powered off the monitor...)
Ok, look for a large beige box under your desk. Press the big button marked POWER. Now press it again.
> Oh! It's starting up now. Thanks. Bye. <Click>
Support call received at stupid O'clock one night.
Shoot them all.
Time to call "Time ladies and gentlemen" on the cloud...
I'm afraid I really have had enough of this "cloud" shite. Unless your company has at least a Gigabit bandwidth to the net, and multiple hundreds of distributed workers or sites, just what is the bloody point of internet hosted data? And what about when your internet is "off"?
Locally hosted VM snapshots with local NAS and off site backup I can grok.
VPN (ideally with TPA) in to LAN for off-site workers, all locally hosted.
Reliance on ANY outside provider is just passing the buck...
But hey! Just move to a new job. :o(
Re: It's back... No it isn't... Site update.
25 June 2015. Update:
Via Twitter @cryptomeorg:
NetSol rushed to reactivate Cryptome. No deal. Henceforth only SM will be used to exchange information. To hell with arrogant dirty ISPs.
Cryptome has been dispersed. Files will appear expectedly and unexpectedly at diverse locations online and off.
Besides pastes, drops, torrent, implants, hides, Cryptome has over a dozen sites for dispersed distribution, more coming. Got means-methods?
By sites and outlets is not meant only online, current leader of dirty work posing as clean.
Re: It's back...
Welcome back John.
Nothing will change, except Coulson may soon be suffering from a sore botty.
It is good to see though, that all the other paragons of virtue have been acquitted.
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