* Posts by tony2heads

1344 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Apr 2010

Go for a spin on Record Store Day: Lifting the lid on vinyl, CD and tape

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"Who wouldn't want a Boyzone cassette?"

ME

DWARF PLANET Ceres beams back SUNNY north pole FROWN

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@Little Mouse

they are just having a nap; "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”

RADIOACTIVE WWII aircraft carrier FOUND OFF CALIFORNIA

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Mushroom

Re: "This aircraft carrier-

Anything that needs nuking TWICE is seriously badass

Cram my freebies into Android phones and get a royalty discount, says Microsoft (allegedly)

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Bundling crapware

Does anyone have a patent on that?

Lib Dem manifesto: Spook slapdown, ban on teen-repelling Mosquitos

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Re: Curse those pesky kids!

Can I ask for a ban on crap 'popular' music in shops while I am there.

The worst is supermarket muzak.

Bloke hits armadillo AND mother-in-law with single 9mm round

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Flame

Re: Insufficient Ordnance!

can't buy a Hellfire, so I will go for an XM42

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/xm42-the-handheld-flamethrower

http://xm42.com/

remember: 42 is the answer to the meaning of life the universe and everything

Scummy transients FOUND ON MARS by NASA rover

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Happy

Perchlorate is explosive

Only because it can release oxygen.

If you can find perchlorate brine in reasonable quantities: "Get your ass to Mars"

Aussie priest BLESSES an APP – and the sacred iPad it runs on

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Pint

Map

I noticed on the Android page for this Adelaide app: 'City of Pubs'

I suspect more people will go for that.

Android gets biometric voice unlocking

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WTF?

voice recognition

Wod if I hab a cold?

Can it really cope with the deeper voice that goes with sore throat?

Can it distinguish between me and a recording?

Strange radio telescope signals came from microwave ovens

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random gadgets

Serious radio observatories band 'gadgets' when doing observations. They maybe more lax during open days and maintenance times.

Amazon listens to MORE of your private stuff

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Terminator

Re: If you've nothing to hide...

Me: I want some privacy

Echo: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Non-American nerds jam immigration pleading for right to live in the US

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Willy Wonka

Not so much a golden ticket, more a chance to become an Oompa Loompa

Astronomers battle plague of BLADE-WIELDING ROBOTS

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@Paul Crawford

I just wish I had more upvotes to give you.

Is this what Windows XP's death throes look like?

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Trollface

Re: Oh wow...

Yup, you can't claim to be a 1337 h4x0r without compiling your own custom kernel

Nuclear waste spill: How a pro-organic push sparked $240m blunder

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@TRT

caffeine goes into headache tablets

https://www.headaches.org/educational_modules/caffeine/fast.html

ZTE's stealthy Nubia: China-made Google-free Android mobe

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Happy

"I know"

Sounds like Sybil Fawlty was consulted for the interface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPtIHwbguO4

Amazon cloud threatens to SMASH the fundamental laws of PHYSICS

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Trollface

infinite bah

I want at least beth two pictures of infinite size stored

Bongfire of Inanity: Jakarta rozzers enforce mass chill-out

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Holmes

Only one work in the image could I recognize

Ganja

Sherlock, what is that in your pipe?

700,000 beautiful women do the bidding of one Twitter-scamming man

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300kcal a day

some colleagues of mine who worked in the antarctic would easily consume that when working outside.

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to scam people for centuries

surely you need to be around for those centuries? I can see no fun or profit in posthumous scamming.

Surface Pro 3 update has so much new stuff for sysadmins, we can't fit it all in one headline

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Trollface

@Skydweller

I am sure that 'excitement' was a typo for the correct 'excrement'

Samsung forgets fingerprints, focuses its eye on YOURS

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Re: 1000x more secure my ass

with stereoscopic 3D images you could also check eye separation.

TOP500 Supers make boffins more prolific

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Re: Purpose of paper entirely misunderstood!

on the other hand, having a supercomputer to do simulations before you try something In Real Life, can save a lot of time when you are trying to finish a PhD before you die of starvation or give up out of frustration when your research experiments won't work

Half of Android devices open to silent hijack

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moral

Don't use Amazon store

Cyanogen finds $80m in collecting tin after busking session

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Re: re-creating the wheel

Some wheels are cartwheels and some are upmarket alloy wheels for your beamer. Cyanogen is more like the latter.

Drug drone not high enough: Brit lags' copter snared on prison wire

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Re: Not surprising

especially if the phone catches fire while in the enclosed space

Guardian: 'Oil reserves will soon be worth NOTHING!' (A bit like their stock tips, really)

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obviously absurd conclusion

The trouble is that the greenies think that such a high level of spending for the future is NOT absurd.

UK.gov shovels £15m into training new quantum engineers

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WTF?

6G smartphones

WTF

Most areas don't even get 4G, and WTF is 6G supposed to do anyway? Stream UHDTV to the 4" screen on a phone?

The Voices: A horror-comedy that’s as schizophrenic as its protagonist

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Re: Dissociation

It'a a movie, so SUE!

Mature mainframe madness prints Mandlebrot fractal in TWELVE MINUTES

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Happy

chain printer

Old memories of a thing that sounded like a machine gun (or perhaps a chain gun)

Hackers prove security still a myth on Windows PCs, bag $320,000

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FAIL

fresh vulnerabilities in Adobe Flash and Reader

Did anything from Adobe ever come close to being secure, and why the hell doesn't it stay in user-space?

For Adobe you need a shipload of fail icon

Blighty's 12-sided quid to feature schoolboy's posterior

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Re: schoolboy's posterior...

less properly the 'tail'

as in 'heads I win, tails you lose'

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Re: This is a lovely story

You deal with some dodgy customers (or dealers if the coins are as change)

Intel's cheap and Android's free: Not any more, says TAG Heuer

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"Swiss watchmaking and Silicon Valley is a marriage of technological innovation with watchmaking credibility. Our collaboration provides a rich host of synergies, forming a win-win partnership, and the potential for our three companies is enormous.”

I claim my Buzzword Bingo prize

Oxford boffins publish fine-scale regional genetic map of UK

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Re: Aren't you lucky...

8% of the people of asia are descended from Genghis Khan and his family.

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better paddle faster then

$30 Landfill Android mobes are proof that capitalism ROCKS

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Re: "What is money"

Money (as used now-a-days) is a con trick.

In ancient times it was a lump of precious (shiny) metal.

Later it was a 'promise to pay' written on a piece of paper that could be converted to precious metal.

For some it was silver (Sterling) or some gold (Gold Standard)

Now it is just a promise that you may get something in exchange for the piece of paper.

Hello? Police? Yes, I'm a car and my idiot driver's crashed me

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Black Helicopters

Encase the box in a Faraday Cage

Of course that will negate the safety excuse^W feature

AI guru Ng: Fearing a rise of killer robots is like worrying about overpopulation on Mars

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Trollface

Well

Alcohol might leak in the heat of battle, how about fueled by fat; what could possibly go wrong?

Pinterest throws cash at topless bug-finders

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WTF?

US$200

<sarcasm>

I'm sure that will stop people selling exploits

</sarcasm>

Big Data shocker: Over 6 million Americans have reached the age of 112

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Re: Or, just *maybe*

Like Tom Petty says

"All the vampires walkin' through the valley

Move west down Ventura boulevard"

UK call centre linked to ‘millions’ of nuisance robo-calls raided by ICO

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Mushroom

Re: Proper punishment

Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure

It might take out Brighton as well, so where's the down side?

Kaspersky claims to have found NSA's 'space station malware'

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Re: Damn!

This seems to have almost all the capabilities of an OS. Only missing email and Angry Birds.

Android SDK nonce flaw lets hackers fiddle with your Dropbox privates

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patch in 4 days

That is the truly remarkable bit of this story

'Roly poly' soft, wobbly robot BANGS EXPLOSIVELY, leaps 0.5m in air

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Re: Terrahawks

Nope

Can't pay $349 for an Apple Watch? Get a Chinese knockoff for less than $50

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WTF?

"In the end, you sometimes need to be an expert to tell the difference between real and fake."

So he is basically saying that for all practical purposes the fake is just as good, just a lot cheaper.

Linux kernel devs adopt Bill and Ted's excellent code of conduct

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Pint

Bill & Ted

Do you have to use air guitar as well?

Party on dudes - see icon

Menopausal killer whales are wise old birds

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What about the elephants!

Don't diss the matriarch of an elephant herd ; they may not go through menopause but tend to have their last calf when about 50 and often live another 10 years.

If you do annoy one she can rip a car apart.

Filthy – but sadly frothy – five door fun: Ford Focus 1.5 Zetec

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@jason7

Depends on the family:

Brother in law had 3 teenage boys, two of whom were well over 6ft before they left school.

Hated smart meters likely to be 'a costly failure' – MPs

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Re: In other news...

s/millions/billions/

FTFY