21 posts • joined 25 May 2007
My Eee 901 is comfortably the shittest computer I've ever used. If its not doubling-up inputs, its not accepting input at all. And its my 4th one. Useless
Coming soon... MS bids for Nintendo (Wii for Windows)? Or resurrects Sega!?
Successful Xbox brand anyone?
@A complete beast!
"Upon unpacking, however, the mass of this machine is so great it exceeds the Chandrasekhar limit and immediately forms a neutron star. Earth accelerates towards this super-dense mass at roughly half the speed of light, causing it to break the very bonds holding atoms together, and we are all converted into pure neutron degenerate gas."
@If it can do 15MB/sec...
Class system is a minimum expected read/write speed of (for example class 4) 4MB/s (on an empty card no-less) whereas the 15MB/s they'vve mentioned in the article is a maximum
In the words of Partridge... God that's good.
"how about detaching the laptop battery and having the charger attached to an actual bicycle. That way you can ride your bicycle to work and home again while charging your battery?"
God thats a good idea.
@ Never Off
its called the Power button. Use this when you want to sleep in peace.
Re: That's my money!
My Vodafone data has shot up since the corporate interweb has been picking off personal websites... :-(
Please banish this term along with the rest, this needs no vote...
All the way up to 11...
Made me smile...
...I lasted about 27 seconds before my teeth disintegrated via gritting through the boredom. I don't even have a NHS dentist. Boring? Agreed!
RE: I'm no MS fanboy but...
..."Windows and MS software in general is good, and it's actually a lot more stable and configurable than most of the crap software in use in industry."...
I couldn't agree more. I work for a £2.5billion-worth multi-national outsourcing company and the 3 major pieces of software I personally use are in-house/custom and they are RUBBISH!
Why do they have Mariah Carey feat. Boyz II Men on the phone?
Cillit Bang is the dog's, you're missing out!
Re: Show Times...... Open All Hours.
RE: Anon - spelling errors
I doubt he's English, lets forgive him the grammar errors!
ASA = easy stories?
I already knew, I looked at the ASA website after reading the Apple ad story. So that 2 stories you've just re-worded from the ASA site now! If I see a story about EasyJet I'll go mad!
Otherwise, top work...........
As we all know, Google has always been about the cache............... I expect cries of corporate dominance and unfair competition if Google Apps takes over.............
RE: but where can I buy some?
In response to the first comment, Komplett.co.uk have them at £229.95
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