* Posts by veti

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US cyber spymaster calls TikTok China's 'Trojan horse'

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Note that the issue is not that TikTok's terms or business model, or even their track record on censorship, are any worse than Alphabet's or Meta's. No, the point of the complaint, the hinge of the whole panic is simply the amount of time kids spend on it.

In other words, TikTok is being punished for doing what they do better than the Americans can manage it. Like Huawei, their basic sin is simply being too good.

That doesn't fit with the usual American narrative of backwards, intellectually stunted Chinese needing to steal all their innovation from the west. And what makes it particularly awkward is that any real, meaningful social defence you create against it - would work just as well, or better, against American social media too.

Naked protectionism is the only weapon the feds dare use against it. And they're not even slightly ashamed to do it.

Microsoft breaks geolocation, locking users out of Azure and M365

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That actually makes reasonable sense. It's a rather impolite way of communicating, but the burden of it is: "This feature was considered unimportant to our core functionality and has been discontinued, as of a recent change which we might be able to work out if we could be bothered but frankly it sounds like too much work".

AI-generated art can be copyrighted, say US officials – with a catch

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Re: Other issue

Only if you copy great paragraphs of the stuff wholesale. Nobody claims words and phrases are copyright protected. The exact amount you have to copy to get in trouble is - not very well defined, but I never heard of anyone suing over even a whole sentence.

(Except when the target was insanely rich and high profile, and the suit was basically about publicity for the more obscure plaintiff. Legally such suits are non starters, but who cares if it means millions more people have now heard of you?)

Take the word "badass", for instance. Sometime during my lifetime, someone somewhere coined that word. Now it's common currency, but nobody ever even attributes it, much less talks about royalties.

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Re: Other issue

I have to say, I've never understood that argument. Nobody says that about humans writing text, even though we demonstrably and consistently "borrow" phrases and constructions from each other all the time. Why should a computer be forbidden to do something that we all do daily?

We read OpenAI's risk study. GPT-4 is not toxic ... if you add enough bleach

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Well, that's the problem really. It's like us, but not. Because it has no empathy - no understanding of us. It doesn't know what we feel, what we experience, it doesn't know things we all do - like what it feels like to be cold, or hungry, or sick, or lonely. It doesn't know whether the person who asks it a question is being playful, or drunk, or deadly earnest.

We could try to make it more like us by giving it "needs" and "drives" of its own. But that sounds like an even worse terrible idea than unleashing it in its present state.

Here's a fun idea: Try to unlock and drive away in someone else's Tesla

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Re: But physical keys can be hacked

"Determined crooks" can get around, or through, anything. That's the basis of many tedious movies.

But only a tiny handful of crooks are "determined". The vast majority are looking for a soft target, they're not going to spend hours of time on planning or training or researching how to steal your car when your neighbour has made theirs that much easier, by leaving the keys in.

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(I'm careful with my phones, but since I moved from feature phones to smartphones few have lasted more than a year.)

For real? What do you do with them?

My current smartphone is almost five years old and (touch wood) showing no serious signs of failure yet - battery is still strong, screen is slightly scratched but not obtrusively so. The memory card is getting a bit full, I need to delete some data, but that's about all that's wrong with it.

The charging cable is another story, that is really past it, but fortunately the charging port is interchangeable with everything else.

Workers don't want these humanoid robots telling them to be happy

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Re: Big surprise...

Next up, robo bartenders...

Could make a lucrative sideline in selling records of their conversations back to employers' HR departments. Thanks for the idea.

The UK's bad encryption law can't withstand global contempt

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Burma Shave.

Silicon supply chain players plot exodus from China in wake of ASML's exit

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Oh, great

Force the Chinese into a corner, and systematically shut down every incentive for them to play nice...

Yep, don't see how that can go wrong.

Silicon Valley Bank seized by officials after imploding: How this happened and why

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Re: Federal Spending > Inflation > Rising Interest Rates

Why do you single out "the last two years"? The federal govt has been running up the deficit much longer than that.

No administration in my lifetime has made the slightest effort to cut federal spending. The big difference between the parties is that Dems generally think taxes should be higher, whereas Repubs generally think they should just pass the debt on to their kids.

Welcome to Muskville: Where the workers never leave

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Like Trump - just because he's evil, that doesn't mean he's stupid. I'm sure Kanye has interesting ideas sometimes.

UK Prime Minister wants £800M to spend on big British iron

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Re: "an AI supercomputer called the Good Machine"

You may serve it with greens, And it's handy for striking a light.

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Re: "an AI supercomputer called the Good Machine"

I assume it'll be used to run an AI that will take over all the government's decision making, leaving politicians free to focus on how to siphon money off to their supporters.

Brit newspaper giant fills space with AI-assisted articles

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Re: Will anyone notice?

That's not just news websites, though. That's pretty much endemic to the internet as a whole.

The reasons for which were laid way back when "HTTP" was first developed, and the idealists at the time decided the internet should be free to use. Seemed like a great idea at the time. Now we can see the downside.

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Re: The ship sailed a long time ago

None whatever.

Nobody, literally nobody including you, is interested in "facts". They want "stories", which is what reporters have always written.

Asking reporters to post "facts" is like asking builders to deliver a pile of bricks, or restaurants to bring you a heap of raw ingredients - but without specifying anything about what you're trying to build or make. And then people will get more upset because the windows are the wrong shape or the ingredients don't include any meat, or something.

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Except when they post videos.

Atlassian to dump 500 – by email – in the name of 'rebalancing'

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How about... not hiring so many newbies?

TFA mentions that Atlassian hired almost 1000 people last quarter. And that's not an isolated thing. Their workforce has more than doubled since the start of the pandemic.

So, basically they've just grown the workforce too fast.

Why they don't just stop hiring for a few months, rather than laying off existing staff, is left as an exercise for the cynic.

'Brittle' Twitter suffers bad case of the Mondays: Links, pics, vids fail

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Re: I'm just asking...

Oh, I think they know it all right. But as long as the paychecks keep coming, they'll keep pretending.

And the paychecks won't stop until Mr Musk feels he can declare victory, in some dimension or direction anyway. Which he clearly can't at this point.

SBOMs should be a security staple in the software supply chain

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Re: Complexity

Structured data is far easier to work with than unstructured. Both JSON and XML are familiar to just about everyone and very widely supported by a huge variety of tools.

Warning on SolarWinds-like supply-chain attacks: 'They're just getting bigger'

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Re: Rote Learners

Yeah, GP's characterisation was exaggerated to the point of caricature. If someone is that clueless, they wouldn't be able to stick with MS Office for more than about six months anyway.

That's not why Linux and Libre haven't swept the market.

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Nope.

El Reg: you're supposed to be a written medium. Write already.

If we plan to live on the Moon, it's going to need a time zone

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Re: Hey Moon - your time is, like, totally dilated

Well, that happens on Earth too, but we seem to manage somehow.

OpenAI CEO heralds AGI no one in their right mind wants

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Re: I don't understand.

"Inherent" in these arguments is a tell for magical thinking - specifically, the belief that nothing made or modelled in mere silicon can ever match the mysterious working of the human mind. Because - why, exactly?

If you really understand how the human mind works, then what's to stop someone, somewhere, from encoding that understanding?

If, as seems more likely, you would admit that your understanding of the mind is imperfect and incomplete, then how do you know that hardware and software can't (ever) replicate it?

Bonus points if you can define either "understanding" or "consciousness" in a generalised and non-circular form.

UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics

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Re: Customer?

You could move to a country without taxes.

The only one I know of is the Vatican City, and I believe their immigration rules are pretty tough, but maybe you can find a softer touch somewhere else.

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Re: "What have the Romans ever done for us...?"

Not the point. HMRC calculates and advises you how much money you are expected to pay for all those services. That's the service they provide.

In some cases the answer may be zero. That's fine, zero is just a number like any other.

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Re: How much? How many?

I suspect that the hour when they earn $100 is often backed up by about 12 hours of earning $0, while they mess about thinking about what to do today and how to make it as annoying as possible.

Nations agree to curb enthusiasm for military AI before it destroys the world

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Re: Did you not get the NEUKlearer HyperRadioProACTive ParaMilitary AIMemo?

No worries, we'll just hand over our military command responsibilities to someone who can't be intimidated.

Like... an AI, perhaps.

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Re: AI won't be the end of civilisation as we know it.

You think AI is inherently wiser than humans? That's an interesting take.

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Name three of these specific promises.

Intruder alert: FBI tackles 'isolated' IT security breach

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Re: Defence?

No, all he needs to do is show that the evidence against the perp doesn't meet the standard of proof "beyond reasonable doubt". That is to say, it is "reasonable" to doubt that the evidence has been faithfully preserved and accurately documented.

Then it's up to the prosecutors to show that the evidence is clean.

US military spends weekend shooting down Useless Floating Objects

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We're talking about the US military here. It would cost $27 billion over a 15-year program for them to develop and test a big enough "stick with a pin on the end".

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Alien

Re: It's just like Roswell

I for one welcome our new inflatable overlords.

Conversational AI tells us what we want to hear – a fib that the Web is reliable and friendly

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Re: we have little choice but to trust whatever ChatGPT or LaMDA say to us

We've been reading (and writing) mashups of meaningless empty verbiage for - as long as I've been alive, at least - and show no signs of either getting tired of it or realising what we're doing.

The internet, and Google specifically, made it much easier to find factoids and talking points to support whatever argument you wanted to make. I remember using it that way, circa 2000. I eventually grew out of it, but I foresee no early shortage of "people who are ~20 years younger than me".

Australian government doxxed citizens who criticized illegal 'Robodebt' scheme

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Re: The "weather" balloon

What did the GP say that was "wrong"?

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Re: Sushi licking

I mean sushi as traditional as you'll find.

Any source you can find? Try Wikipedia.

The main ingredient, the thing that makes it "sushi", is rice prepared with vinegar. Commonly added elements include chicken (cooked), avocado, cucumber, capsicum, tofu, cream cheese, prawn (cooked), imitation crab (actually a kind of paste made from offcuts and rejects from decent seafood - quite definitely cooked), egg (a kind of sliced omelette) - and yes, many types of fish, some cooked, some not. Tuna and salmon may be served uncooked, but then uncooked (well, "smoked") salmon is common enough in western cuisine as well.

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Re: Sushi licking

You appear to be conflating sushi with raw fish. You should educate yourself.

I eat a lot of sushi. Some is made with seafood, usually cooked, but some is made with meat, and quite a bit is vegetarian.

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Re: This is not the first time

Unfortunately, the current playbook says to turn anything that the opposition particularly hates as a culture war issue. Then it becomes a point of tribal loyalty to support the government no matter how indefensible its actions.

This means, in practice, "always escalate, never back down". The previous Australian government was struck with a particularly virulent strain of this thinking, but fortunately they lacked the charisma to carry the voters with them.

Wind, solar power outstrip fossil fuel generation for EU

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Re: Black is white and white is black

There are dozens of lobbies that present various cases on energy sources. For over a hundred years the industry was overwhelmingly dominated by the coal lobby. Nuclear had a moment in the 1950s, and continued to hold quite a decent mindshare until Chernobyl, from which it never really recovered.

In the 1980s coal began to yield to gas, and solar and wind have been beating on the door since about the turn of the century. The most frustrating thing in Britain, specifically, is that wave and tidal power have never captured any significant share of the debate. Probably because Britain lacks the capability to do the hard work of commercialising them, and no other major country is interested enough. Although maybe the Japanese could be, now that they're falling out with nuclear...

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Re: Policy driven

Coal and gas are expensive because of issues with supply and demand. This was most brutally obvious with gas last year, but the same is true of coal - the year on year decline of the European market for coal has meant less domestic production and no significant import capacity. These are not issues that can be corrected overnight. And yes, they're obviously related to public policies, but even now there is no appetite for reversing any of those, so it's not really misleading to say that they're expensive now.

I find it depressing that biomass is so poorly thought of. There's nothing wrong with burning sustainably forested wood, although it probably shouldn't be done at large scale because it's a suboptimal use of land. But biomass encompasses so much more, including agricultural waste, sewage and food waste, and can be regulated almost as easily as fossil fuels to compensate for the unpredictability of sun and wind.

UK spy agency violated Snooper's Charter with 'unlawful' data retention

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Re: Mismanagement

Well, that is exactly what the findings imply. They are, explicitly, allowed to keep data on identified subjects of interest. The fact that that's apparently not enough for them - implies that no one has made the effort to identify and tag which data actually fall into this category.

That's what I meant by "shockingly negligent". They've got all this data, but they haven't actually done the most basic level of analysis to it. They're just keeping it around in case they want to go fishing one day.

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Mismanagement

I'm just surprised the watchdog was allowed to see enough evidence to come to its conclusion. Score one for openness. That's what I expect to change now.

The claim that it would be damaging to national security to enforce the rules - seems odd. I'm not going to speculate as to whether it's true, what it means, or what information the inquiry was fed to bring it to that conclusion. But I do feel qualified to speculate about what they meant by including it in the report. As it stands, it clearly implies that either the law needs to be changed again - or MI5 is shockingly negligent in how they manage their data. I'm guessing B.

Musk: Tesla's doing great. I mean, have you seen my Twitter follower count?

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Re: How is this man in charge of anything?

I would. I'd like to see how he handles the duck.

Well that escalated quickly: India demos homebrew mobile OS

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Re: Interesting at least

That would depend very much on whether the citizen in question supports Modi. If they have doubts about the dear leader, then they're at substantially more risk from their own government (harassment, legal or illegal abduction and imprisonment) than from Google (serving targeted ads).

Twitter tweaks third-party app rules to ban third-party apps

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API?

What exactly is the point of maintaining and documenting an API if you're forbidding anyone from using it?

AI may finally cure us of our data fetish

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Re: Prosthetic imagination

I'm - not too stressed about losing the skill to pad two sentences of meaningful content out to fill a 20-page document. I mean - imagination, sure, but what a drag. GPT is welcome to that job as far as I'm concerned.

Twitter 2.0 signal boosts Taliban 2.0 through Blue subscriptions

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Re: You just can't have it both ways

Or both. That's also an option.

The Twitter files were the most overblown story since... well, since the Trump-Alfa bank nonsense, which I'm ashamed to admit I bought into for a week or so. So far all the documents released by Musk have shown the opposite of what he said they did. He is relying, of course, on vanishingly few people reading the actual source, as opposed to the misrepresentations posted on Twitter by his approved churnalists.

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Re: What?

I can reach way lower than RT without even thinking. RT is at least open to true stories, as long as they don't impinge on anything Putin cares about.

Crypto exchanges freeze accounts tied to North Korea’s notorious Lazarus Group

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Binance exec: "You mean someone deposited 124 BTC and we can just repudiate their ownership? What's the catch?"

Not sure this redounds greatly to anyone's credit. If the "money" gets returned to where it was stolen from, that would be good I guess.