* Posts by veti

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Labour Party proposes raising UK Digital Services Tax (so Amazon can pass the hike on that, too?)

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Re: until they pay a fair amount of tax.

Make sure delivery drivers are entitled to employee benefits, and are paid a fair wage.

Require drones to carry owner identification and third-party insurance.

Make shippers financially responsible for disposal of their own packaging.

Basically, make sure Amazon is paying for its externalities.

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Gee, that sounds bad. Maybe we should make them have their accounts audited from time to time.

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All taxes on business are ultimately paid by the business's customers. I don't see what makes one version of this any more disingenuous than another.

tz database community up in arms over proposals to merge certain time zones

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Re: Is the database really that big

The router doesn't need to know that. The interface that the user plays with, via Windows or whatever, is a whole separate piece of software and it already knows the user's accustomed UTC offset.

Want to feel old? Aussie cyclist draws Nirvana baby in Strava on streets of Adelaide because Nevermind is 30

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I feel like the entire history of music just whooshed past you.

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Well, maybe he should come up with a chat up line that doesn't mention that, then.

Australian regulator finds Google dominates adtech, seeks powerup to fight back

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Careful what you wish for

More competition means cheaper ads. Cheaper ads means more ads. Is that really what we want?

Self-sailing Mayflower ship to have another crack at Atlantic crossing next year

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Re: Mechanical failure

This "a few months" figure is exaggerated. As previously reported on El Reg, the breakdown happened in mid June. Let's optimistically guess that it was back in port by the end of the month - but that would have been a convenient port, probably not its home. Then arrange for it to be towed back to Plymouth... I can imagine it likely didn't get home till August.

Then conduct the autopsy, check and recheck all the systems, compare the physical evidence with telemetry to see how the monitoring worked... Let's say, two or three days before management had their comprehensive report.

Then give management time to ask followup questions, talk to insurers and sponsors, and finally come to an agreement about what to announce to the press and public...

Yeah. Seems about right to me.

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Re: AIS?

I would think the insurers would have thought of that, if no-one else did. If the ship was obviously or apparently in trouble on the open sea, it might be considered fair game for salvage.

Huawei CFO Meng Wanzhou admits lying about Iran deal, gets to go home

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Re: Blackmail

Biden is a tragically poor president, but he can't be blamed for the astonishingly weak position he inherited from Trump. Which included the Afghan debacle, the Huawei nonsense and the Iran fiasco - all disasters engineered, essentially from nothing, by Trump.

(The same Trump, incidentally, who instituted the biggest peacetime federal economic intervention since the space race, by bailing out farmers affected by his own suicidal trade wars.)

Biden was selected, nominated and elected on a platform of just four words: "I can beat Trump". Nobody talked or cared about anything else. And such was the depth of loathing for his predecessor that that was enough to win the biggest popular vote in US history.

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Re: Concerning

Trade is addictive. What's your proposal for containing the huge economic damage to western countries of sanctioning China to that extent?

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Re: Concerning

Yes, but as far as anyone could tell, no sabotage. Just terrible code.

Let us know when Eriksson agrees to undergo a similar review.

AWS announces new region in the Land of the Long White Cloud – New Zealand

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Would be more useful to put it at the other end of the country. Come 2024, there's going to be a lot of slack in the power supply for the lower South Island, and Amazon could improve its green cred by soaking up some of that. Shifting all that extra power to the already overloaded Auckland network is a lot of avoidable inefficiency.

Clegg on its face: Facebook turns to former UK deputy PM to fend off damaging headlines

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You seem to have a strong opinion about what "integrity" and "reason" involve.

Unfortunately you're talking about politics. Compromise and concession are the name of the game. If you can't accept that, then either stay out entirely or go full Trump.

Personally I respect Clegg for having the guts to do what it took to get some of his goals enacted, even though it meant sacrificing other goals. That's how democracy is supposed to work.

British data watchdog brings cookies to G7 meeting – pop-up consent requests, not the delicious baked treats

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Re: Iain Duncan Smith claimed it led to people being bombarded with complex consent requests

It's not the buttons. It's the 400 word,grey-on-grey essay that "explains" what you're being asked to agree *to*.

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Legally binding on whom, exactly? Host? Owner? Publisher?

(Note that saying "all" is functionally equivalent to "none".)

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It's really not hard to design a website such that tracking *is* strictly necessary for it to work at all.

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They don't know nor care what cookies are. To them, the problem is the stupid banner that gets in the way on websites until you click something to make it go away.

The banner isn't telling them anything they care about, so it's just an obstruction. They know it's something to do with cookies, whatever they are. But if the banner disappears, as far as they're concerned, problem solved.

That's not completely irrational. It's ignorant of course, but we're all ignorant of things we don't care about.

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How?

I mean, what specific law or regulation would you draft that could do that?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and we should feel fine

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Re: Machine Learning

I don't believe I've ever had a phone I used for less than five years. Typing this on my second-ever Android. And both of them have cost less than one third of the price of a contemporary iPhone.

De-identify, re-identify: Anonymised data's dirty little secret

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Re: The article said it best.

That would set many forms of scientific research back about 30 years. Pretty much all medical research, for instance, requires publication of exactly this sort of data. If we're no longer allowed to read that data, every country in the world will have to retest and recertify every drug or treatment or vaccine for itself.

Ransomware crims saying 'We'll burn your data if you get a negotiator' can't be legally paid off anyway

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Re: Backups

Well said. And don't forget the time it will take you to work out how long the attackers have been in the system, and therefore how far back you have to go for a safe backup.

There's a lot of simplistic piety about backups, but the painful truth is that against a really determined attack, they are of very limited value.

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Re: It is easy for us to say "don't pay"

There is quite a difference between failure that puts your own company out of business and you out of work, and failure that kills an indeterminate number of wholly innocent people.

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Re: It is easy for us to say "don't pay"

Sounds satisfying, but how exactly do you propose to stop them getting another high level job?

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Re: I like the US idea.

You volunteering to lead a SWAT team to Russia to raid them? Good show, let us know how that goes.

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"We already pay IT a buttload to maintain security and backups. And, like every other department in the company, they are always asking for more. Threats to the business range from criminals to competitors to hostile influencers to rogue presidents to lockdowns to technological advances to changing fashions, any of which could put us out of business within a couple of months, tops. What makes this threat so special, and why can't IT manage it out of the handsome allowance we already make to them?"

AI caramba, those neural networks are power-hungry: Counting the environmental cost of artificial intelligence

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Re: The arthropod alternative

Evolution takes centuries of time and hundreds of thousands of lives. If we're talking about efficiency, it's many, many orders of magnitude more expensive than any AI training regime.

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Re: Human alternative

Yes, so? Any serious human player has probably read multiple books distilling hundreds of years' worth of analysis and experience. Let's not pretend anyone works out winning chess strategies from first principles.

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Yep, this is fairly typical goalpost manoeuvring designed to deny that AI is happening.

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Re: machines and entropy

Unfortunately, they are optimised for an environment that is long gone, and getting further away every year.

NYC subway SNAFU probably caused by someone turning it off accidentally, say reports

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Have you ever seen one of those columns reporting something that happened less than ten years ago?

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Re: I sympathize with the walkers.

It's the same agency you're trusting *not* to suddenly start the trains trundling down the track again while you're still on it.

BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence

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Re: The weedy bloke

Preach it. It's always puzzled me how people who are willing to spill their righteous bile over Outlook and Word and Explorer and even Windows itself, always seem to overlook this most counterproductive of all Microsoft solutions.

Elizabeth Holmes' Theranos fraud trial begins: Defense claims all she did was fail – and that's not a crime

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Re: "... failure is not a crime"

Oh yes, prosecutors. Now there's a tribe dedicated absolutely to the relentless pursuit of truth. </sarcasm>

It's an adversarial system. Defenders are supposed to do everything within the law to help their clients, while prosecutors do everything to damn them. Neither one is supposed to give a damn about "truth".

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Re: "... failure is not a crime"

Name one person who received even one day of jail time for "protesting an election result".

SAP 'investigating' after viral video allegedly shows anti-mask employee coughing on shoppers

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Re: Covidiots DO exist!

Coughing on other people should be classified as assault, and arrestable. That's easy enough.

Not so sure I'm happy with the perp's employer getting involved, though. Not before the police, anyway.

Spring tears down math geek t-shirt listing because it dared to mention the trademarked word 'zeta'

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Re: Oi - Merkins

Last time the redcoats were there, they burned down the White House and the Capitol.

As for the Taliban, they've demonstrated their ability to kick Americans (and all their allies) out of Afghanistan. Just hope they don't take it into their heads to visit the homeland again, because last time that happened they dealt a blow that has left America still dizzy 20 years on.

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Re: "The Greek alphabet is currently protected legally"

Please, pretty please, take half an hour to educate yourself on how copyright and trademarks work.

With particular reference to the meaninglessness of the verb "to copyright".

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Re: "The Greek alphabet is currently protected legally"

We call it "product release" nowadays.

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Re: "The Greek alphabet is currently protected legally"

Virgin Cola had a good run, and it wasn't legal threats that stopped them but good old fashioned anticompetitive practices from a stronger incumbent.

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Re: "The Greek alphabet is currently protected legally"

And yet, they say they've seen this issue of over-broad enforcement before.

What have they done to address it?

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Re: "The Greek alphabet is currently protected legally"

We don't know exactly what trademark they're asserting, nor how they describe it to retailers. But if they didn't make it crystal clear that only specific, enumerable combinations of Greek letters are covered - and those only in specific contexts - they are absolutely to blame.

Fired credit union employee admits: I wiped 21GB of files from company's shared drive in retaliation

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Re: Court documents indicate that the credit union had "some" of the data backed up

Yep. This is supposed to be a credit union. Data, and data security, is everything to them.

If ever there were a business that really should have a rock solid backup strategy in place, this is one.

Adding AI to everything won't make sense until we can use it for anything

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Re: 25 years in IT has made me increasingly cynical about AI ...

This is a two part challenge.

First, define "thinking". Describe an experiment, with an observable outcome that would convince you that a machine was thinking. If you can't or won't do that, then you're only really arguing with yourself. (We used to have the Turing test, but machines blew through that years ago and it convinced precisely nobody.)

Second, tell us why anyone would want a machine that does whatever it is you just described. If the spec says it acts like an average human, isn't it easier just to hire an average human for that?

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Re: The industry sucks

I don't see what problem that would solve. You're still trying to describe an entire garment with a single number, when there are many more variables - diameter of cuffs and sleeves and collar, length of sleeve, length of shirt, etc.

Even the "78cm" will be measured by one label around the shoulders, by another around the chest, a third will measure the average all the way down the shirt. There will still be enormous differences between shops.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Re: Tech tip

Keeping the screws is easy. Knowing where to put them back, that's the trick.

Microsoft warns of widespread open redirection phishing attack – which Defender can block, coincidentally

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Re: Well

Yes, but to look at it slightly less cynically: obviously this is in the category of attacks they've thought about, and made sure their tool could handle it. They were probably thrilled to see it in the wild, and have been gathering reports and examples until they reached an impressive sounding number.

GitHub's Copilot may steer you into dangerous waters about 40% of the time – study

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Re: Sure it's shit 40% of the time...

How does it stand up against a team of graduates from Llamedos University, mentored by some jaded middle-aged code monkey who's failed to get promoted to anything better?

Sure, Indian shops can produce bad code. But they didn't exactly invent the practice, and they sure as heck don't have a monopoly on it.

Live, die, copy-paste, repeat: Everything is recycled now, including ideas

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Re: Previous housing

Two? Bah. Around here, the developers feel cheated if they can't put at least four new houses on an old lot.

In I'm sure unrelated news, both the water and power companies are whining about the need to upgrade their infrastructure, which is apparently why they still can't give me an actual read every month even after changing the meter.

More Boots on Moon delays: NASA stops work on SpaceX human landing system as Blue Origin lawsuit rolls on

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NASA is not going back to the Moon this side of 2026 at the earliest, for reasons that have nothing to do with Bezos.

2024 was only ever mooted as a way to get Trump to back the project. It's never been a serious proposition.