* Posts by Craigness

1498 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Mar 2010

Google tablet to tackle Kindle Fire not iPad

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@AC

Can you provide any evidence for everything on Android being routed through google, and any evidence for google spyware?

Do you know how much effort Amazon puts in to knowing all it can about you?

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Youtube and...

Google's content does not stop at Youtube. The Android Market has apps, games, books, movies and music. There are also Google apps for catalogues and periodicals. If that's not enough there is Listen for podcasts and News and Reader to help you organise the content of the whole web. Then there's Google Plus to see what your friends (who work in IT) have been up to.

How hard would your mum find it to get apps on Android Market? Type PODCAST into the search field and see how many fart apps you have to dredge through.

Amazon Kindle Fire browser hacked for your Android pleasure

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Turbo != Mini

The article mentions the Turbo option, which is a setting in Opera's regular browser. Opera Mini is a different app which has the functionality as standard. It's worth a mention.

Dizzy: the Ultimate Cartoon Adventure

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Tablet Gaming Dizzy

A buggy version was released for Android lately. Also available on other devices.

https://market.android.com/details?id=com.dnastudios.dizzypoty

Asus asked to decrypt Eee tablet bootloader

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@Sean

If it were a requirement of non-apple devices that the user install their own OS then what you wrote wouldn't be such BS. Apple: homegrown OS not required, 3rd party ROM not allowed. Others: homegrown OS not required, 3rd party ROM allowed.

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Analysis

Too much of this probing analysis and people will ask you to change your name!

Asus promises to open Prime bootloader

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iTard prepares to change name

Formerly known as "Probing analyst" (a name, not a description)

http://forums.reghardware.com/post/1274146

Microsoft celebrates the death of IE6

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I thought I'd fire up the engine on Win2k and IE 6.0 to see how things look here. Some of the icons have grey backgrounds instead of proper transparency but apart from that it's disappointingly Ok.

Asus drops GPS from tablet spec after issues emerge

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Unexpected surprise?

An unexpected surprise ought to be an oxymoron, but seeing as Asus announced the locked bootloader thing a while ago, the fact that a community as knowledgeable as XDA is surprised is really unexpected.

Will TWO next-gen iPads be unveiled at January's iWorld?

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They know

But it doesn't matter. A quad-core ipad will be known as the first quad-core tablet and all others will be regarded as cheap Chinese copies. If they do an 8.2" ipad, it will be a magical new format - far superior to the 7" devices Jobs derided - and Xoom 2 Media Edition will be a cheap Chinese copy. "Apple is reaching more people in more ways than ever before..." with a massively biased media and blogosphere telling the world what Apple wants the world to be told. Meanwhile, they rest on their laurels and patents.

Apple land-grabs fuel cells for mobiles

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You mean envious. I doubt they did this out of envy for Toshiba's inventiveness and head start. They know they don't need to be envious because they can get the state on their side and crush the inventive companies that threaten their margins.

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FAIL

There were enough comments before you typed yours that you should have known there was actually a storm of educated rage. Who do you think was envious of the ability to patent an idea which someone else has already demonstrated? We all have that ability, but most people can see that it stifles innovation and favors the big US magaevilcorps like crApple.

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As soon as someone demonstrates it working, Apple will be given the patent.

Motorola Pro+ Qwerty Android smartphone

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...or the Handspring Treo 90 in 2002

Apple wins skirmish in HTC-Google patent war

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Happy

The point in replying

Shame the itards into being accurate!

Five... friendly, free Android apps

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@Jim

Don't need to control how apps work, but can if you want.

Allowed to add flexibility, but not forced to.

Permitted to have access to such low-level functionality and not required to know how to use it, yet still have a phone which is better than the competition.

Some of this functionality comes preinstalled.

There, educated you. No charge. Now you're a bit better informed you can stop trolling.

Android does everything you think it should, and more.

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Jim

Android doesn't need a heap of tools to manage it. It just works, and it allows itself to be managed so that it works exactly as you want. I wish all OSs did that!

Your view of "consumer-oriented" is skewed. What you define is "developer-oriented" in that the developers have all the control and the consumer has none (other than to buy a better phone). With android the consumer is allowed to control the app; elsewhere the app controls the consumer.

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In what way?

Shouldn't be allowed control over how apps work?

Shouldn't be allowed flexibility?

Shouldn't be allowed to have access to such low-level functionality?

Should be preinstalled? (some of the functionality is in the base OS already)

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Externally written

Android allows you to install apps which are not a part of the Android OS. Not all of these apps are written by the Android team and not all of them handle memory, storage and networking in a way which suits every phone owner. This is the same for lesser phone OSs too, so I'd expect them to have the ability to install similar support apps. If they don't allow this then they cannot be called modern consumer-oriented OSs.

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Uninstall

Uninstall removes bloatware. Clearing cache means preinstalled apps don't use any of the available storage (they are kept in the protected area which is not user-accessible).

Android malware victims offered free WinPhones by MS

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No

The epic fail is confirming that the app is able to send premium rate SMSs, authorising it to do so by accepting the TOS, and then complaining when it does it. It's easy enough not to do this; I've blocked the Facebook app for precisely this reason.

Malicious apps infiltrate Google's Android Market

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Can anyone answer the question I originally posted?

Please learn the difference between anonymous and pseudonymous. There is one, which is why you recognise me. It's also why Barry Shitpeas gets trolled by editorial staff while the anonymous itards do not. But why is anonymity so common among itards and not among other groups?

Prince, Madonna and Elvis all used their given names.

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Nothing stolen from me

and I don't have to live in a prison.

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No and no.

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ipad pick a pocket

When you get your pocket picked for £1300 by a free child's ipad game, you can come right back to the light side.

http://community.phones4u.co.uk/school-boy-error-seven-year-old-racks-up-1300-bill-with-ipad-app/

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anonitard

Why are the itards so often anonymous, and why are they so often ignorant?

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Not a virus

Here's how it works...

The market page says "this app can send premium rate SMS messages, do you want to install?"

The users installed.

The TOS said "this app is going to send premium rate SMS messages, do you want to continue?"

The users continued.

The apps described here are not viruses, so anti-virus would not help, so it's not required, which is what the devs said. And since the apps are only doing what it says on the tin, I'd be wary of the lawyers if I were to call them malicious.

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AC

It's rare for an AC to speak the truth around here. Usually it's only the itards who feel the need to hide.

NotW didn't delete Milly Dowler 'false hope' voicemail

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Grounds

There were other grounds to close the paper, but it's only after the Milly Dowler story that the man on the street actually cared.

Android, BlackBerry phone owners favour Apple tablet

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FAIL

One could argue that some 2nd gen android tablets are already on sale, but even those still use the 1st gen OS version. Asus's 2nd gen has been out for 2 days and Samsung hasn't released on yet unless you count Galaxy Tab 10.1N, so it's too early to dismiss them.

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Marketing...

...ignore it and save yourself £280 with a useful android tablet.

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Get your insults right!

Android is the operating system, Fandroid is a term of abuse generally used by tech iGnorants. QED.

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Maven doesn't mean sheep

It means expert. The sheep are called sheep, not the experts. "Fandroids" (those are the people who sell google's products for them, 'eh?) needs no apostrophe, but "em" does. I'm ere to help.

Old and tech is not dead, and it won't be killed by having the lists of specs removed. What you're describing there is the death of the old advertising. It's true that advertising sells products better than technological virtuosity, a claim which you chose not to disprove, only deny.

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Marketing again

It's not the configuration of the Kindle Fire, it's that people know what it's for. If you go to Android Market you'll see sections for Games, Apps, Books and Movies. In the US there's a section for Music too. And they've recently released Catalogs (shopping) and Currents (for periodicals). The Google ecosystem doesn't come up short, it's just not pushed hard enough.

2011's Best... Premium Tablets

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Dell Mini 9 rules

It's always handy to have a proper computer when you want to do something which the tablet makers think you shouldn't want to do.

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So that's what it was!

I thought another round-cornered ipad killer had been given the special treatment.

HP throws WebOS to open source community

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Why bother?

Is it a better experience than Android? I tried the first palm Pre and really liked the OS, but stuck with my trusty Treo at the time. When I had a go with WebOS on a tablet I was totally disappointed with the experience. It's even less welcoming than a blank Android homescreen and, with no concept of widgets or shortcuts, it won't get any better with use. It was neither fun nor immersive. Even the ipad feels dynamic in comparison.

Cards was good concept, but ICS's multitasking is at least as good, and everyone's copied the other WebOS selling point of combining contacts from different sources. Unless there's an app which is only on WebOS, what's the point?

Chrome is the most secured browser - new study

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hosts file hack > adblock

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Chrome is currently at 15 but they tested 12 and 13. Maybe they did the testing a while ago.

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Quicker without a mouse?

If you visit sites a lot then "pin" them from the tab bar context menu. The tab will move to the left hand side and only the icon will show. Pinned tabs open automatically when you open Chrome.

Here are some keyboard shortcuts:

Bookmarks: f6, then type a few letters of the site name

Close tab: ctrl+w

Close Chrome: ctrl+shift+w

Back: backspace or alt+<left arrow>

Search: ctrl+e then type

New tab: ctrl+t

New window: ctrl+n

Downloads: ctrl+j

New bookmark: ctrl+d

...and many more

China pad peddler wins iPad name from Apple

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Delighted

Considering what Apple's business model has become, they will be delighted to see how crazy the Chinese can be when it comes to allowing the power of the state to be used to bully innovators into submission and hand the market to their competitors.

Samsung imagines see-through bendy tablet of the future

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Patent this!

Just like a no-button smartphone has an essential feature in being able to unlock the screen with no buttons, a no-anything device has an essential feature in being able to find it when it's been turned off and put down somewhere. Get a broad patent for that and you will own the market.

Kudos to Apple for making me think different. A few years ago I'd be trying think of amazing devices, these days I think of patent trickery and how to stifle innovation.

No Samsung ban for Apple in US

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Distance

If you're far enough away that you can't see one of them has Samsung emblazoned on both sides, they have different UIs, are different dimensions and made of different materials on the reverse, then they do look vaguely similar.

Does your smartphone run Carrier IQ? Find out here

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No data to HTC

"An HTC statement went on to say that HTC isn't a Carrier IQ customer and receives no data from the app."

So why do Carrier IQ say that this information is used to track help down bugs in phones? Wouldn't the manufacturer need the data for that to be true?

iPhone 4S owners love Siri, hate the battery life

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8%

8%? You think the headline is valid when only 8% of users (or is that 8% of the 40% who even noticed the battery) have a problem.

It's interesting that so few care about screen resolution though. That's just about the last thing the fanboys have left to boast about, so it's a Very Big Deal if the Anonymous Cowards who spew out hatred at anyone with a better phone are to go by (and 4g support is just a gimmick to them).

And by "so few", I mean nearly 3 times as many as hate the battery life. Maybe "iphone owners love their screen resolutions" would be a more appropriate headline.

Google rejigs search bar (again)

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Bad article

This video does a better job of explaining the changes, and they look pretty cool. It's not a rejigged bar; the old bar's gone and the bit below has become the bar.

http://youtu.be/vSIMpFfNLEA

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not logged in

Currently you can search without being logged in, and not be prompted to share stuff.

Why do you think they'll change that? This is only the bar at the top of the screen; I very much doubt they'll get rid of the search box on the homepage.

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What I'd like...

...is to be able to pick which products appear in the bar, and for them to be the same wherever I go in Googleland. I don't need a search bar in a webpage just underneath the one in the browser, but being able to go from Gmail to Docs in a single click would be nice.

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It's a change to a popular product

therefore news. It's a lame story but compared with the guff that gets written about every iphone rumour, it's really quite important.

Android glitch allows hackers to bug phone calls

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Nexus?

If this is due to the crap which "manufactures add to enhance the stock firmware" then how are the Nexus phones leaking anything, given that they're supposed to be stock Android?