* Posts by Steve

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Chinese telco jumps starting gun in 3G race

Steve

@ Bryan B

"the whole thing is just wind-baggery and empty posturing of the highest order. But that seems to be all the PRC's Communist government is about, these days."

Now all they need is to learn how to quietly pension off corrupt officials instead of executing them and they'll be just like our glorious western governments.

The Reg surfs for porn with a San Jose councilman

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Did no-one suggest...

...that he googled "anonymous proxy"?

Just one getting through makes a mockery of the whole filter idea.

Economist: girls actually better than boys at maths

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Depends what type of mathematics you look at.

Girls tend to do better at pure maths while boys tend to do better at applied maths.

Which explains why she's having so much trouble with the statistics.

British newspaper websites liable in France for privacy invasion

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They must be loving this.

This basically takes care of the Dail Mail editorial for the next month or so.

The New Order: When reading is a crime

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@ Paul Delaney

"Why would an intelligent man like Hicham Yezza not know how dangerous downloading / posessing a terrorist training manual could be, regardless of whose academic reading list it might be on?"

Shouldn't you be asking why he should feel it dangerous for a university employee to aid a student in obtaining a book that was required for his course? You're basically saying, "If he's that smart, why didn't he realise that we live in a racist police state?"

"How stupid can you get?"

Stupid enough to think that this is acceptable, apparently.

If he had been named John Smith, this never would have been reported to the police.

NHS IT loses key contractor

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Doesn't bode well for ID cards.

Are they going to end getting BT to do the whole project?

I'm starting to wonder if they're ever going to finish or if this is going to become some generational project that keeps going because no-one wants to admit what a mistake it was.

Kinda like Vietnam.

US protests to WTO over EU 'IT' tariffs

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Boo hoo, poor America.

The EU seem to have a pretty good argument there. The US can bring all the lawyers they like, but they don't really stand a chance against EU bureaucracy. No-one does. Unfortunately, if the WTO side against the EU, the rest of Europe will probably ignore it while we toe the line.

It's still astounding that the WTO keeps up this pretence of being independent when they are willing to listen to complaints from a country that's breaking thier rules.

Ballmer and Gates defend Vista, drop Windows 7 hints

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ReactOS

I'd love to give it a try - once it's out of alpha stage.

UK gov waves white flag on secret lobbying ruling

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protect the 'thinking space' necessary for good public policy formulation

"We wouldn't get away with half this shit if the public knew what we were up to."

South Africa launches formal objection at OOXML

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@ dodge

"luckily one hopelessly incompetent health minister does not an entire nation make..."

Thank god for that! I wouldn't fancy our chances with "lethal skunk" Brown and "unhackable" Smith.

FCC boss mulls free* wireless for all

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Boffin

@ Chris C

How many of those hackers you fondly remember could etch a silicon wafer, build a vacuum chamber for an electron microscope, calculate the grain size required to ensure domains are ferromagnetic at room temperature...

The reason the proportion of computer users with the "hacker mentality" has decreased is that computers have become simple enough to use that non-hacker types can handle them.

UK to outlaw cartoons of child sexual abuse

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*facepalm*

I'm off to draw a stick figure eight year old getting it on with a donkey in a paddling pool full of thousand island dressing.

The kid's going to be smoking lethal skunk too.

Dell guilty of defrauding New York customers

Steve

HP are doing a similar thing in the UK.

"for the sake of scamming me out of £300"

Try the small claims court, for that amount it should be free. The best thing is, if they ignore you, you get a default judgement - which means you can send bailiffs round if they don't pay.

You can do it online hear;

https://www.moneyclaim.gov.uk/csmco/index.jsp

RIAA abandons iTuneski suit

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@ Eddie Edwards

"And yes, when artists sign contracts, that's not an agreement with benefits on both sides, it's STEALING."

Ever read a recording contract? They're usually daylight robbery for the artist. And while the RIAA may not have actually killed anyone, that doesn't excuse all levels of criminality up to murder.

What they *are* doing is killing music as an art. Each generation of musicians is influenced by the music around them. As the labels artificially restrict the music available, they restrict the musicians of each successive generation to producing more and more homogenised music.

International copyright talks seek BitTorrent-killer laws

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@ Watch out for...

Why waste time with a point or an argument when you've got a handy catchphrase that manages to be a strawman, false dichotomy and an adhominem attack all in one?

Out of interest, which label do you work for?

The music biz's digital flops - a short history

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@ Tee Cee / compensating artists

"He'd have made a bit from live performances, but the heavy grease is in the records and selling the tunes as ad jingles and such."

This is patently untrue. The average artist makes far more from live shows and t-shirt sales than they will ever make from record sales. The reason being that the first thing the record labels do with a new artist is to make them sign over all publishing and performance rights to the label.

The lion's share of any sale will go to the label and most artists will have to wait until all of the advance and advertising money has been repaid before they'll see a single penny.

Apple patent filing suggests solar powered iPhone

Steve

Apple trousers?

Presumably they'll be bringing out an iWear range of clothing with transparent pockets - or is this a plan to make people show off their iPhones more by giving them an excuse to take it out and waive it around.

Wireless links to be trialled in Gulfstream flight controls

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Great idea - use it as primary

Because I can't remember the last time I saw someone getting on/off a Gulfstream that didn't need to die in a plane crash.

Internet censorship and mission creep

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Statistics abuse

"Englander's surveys of 18-year-olds show that half have been cyberbullied – and 22 percent admit to having done it. A UK study shows that kids only tell their parents six percent of the time."

Oh noes how terrible! Half our kids are being bullied by robots and their luch money gets stolen by WiFi. Or something...

The reality is that 50% experience some form of bullying (define your lower limit), but only around 3% of kids are bullied badly enough to tell their parents. A smaller minority will be in serious psychological trauma from bullying but won't tell anyone.

Essentially, kids are behaving on-line in the exact same way as they do off-line with exactly the same effects. You'd probably find similar numbers if you looked into "bullying" in the workplace.

On the other hand, if it's "cyber"....

Home Office hands over £50m for police mobile devices

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Will it have a spell checker?

Given the literacy level of the average plod, might this be making things a bit too complicated. Having had to watch two of them trying to take my statement while getting confused over spelling basic words, I don't know how they are going to manage all those passwords.

Japanese customs dish out free dope

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@ 142g?

I could have sniffed that out!

Are they sure they bought a real dog and not a sheep?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/26/ovine_poodle_scam/

For truth about Europe, read The Reg

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@ @ Peyton

"My feeling is that anyone with any gumption got up and left England - all that are left seem to be spineless oiks who spend their time whining about how crap everything is and how they'll treat everyone else the same way while they complain about the demise of civil society and how awful the weather is."

Well, them and the Australians serving behind the bar.

American auto dealer offers free handguns

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@ PaulR

"I'd rather hold out for a Glock or something better. (Hey, I only own two guns, and don't have bullets for either - time to upgrade!)"

You do know you can buy the bullets on their own, right? You don't need to get a new gun each time one runs out.

Facebook battles Google over access to user data

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Privacy expectations

I'd have thought that this was *exactly* the kind of privacy protections that Facebook users have come to expect. At least, those who have been paying attention.

LG designs double-sided TV display

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Minor problem

Whose living room is big enough to have a TV in the centre with chairs on either side and how are you going to stop the sound from one program interferring with the other?

Those viper engines are going to be a bit conspicuous while the Dingles are herding their sheep (or whatever it is they do).

Government announces shortlist for ID card contracts

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The upside to ID cards

Is that they might finally kill off NuLabour. There own estimates are that about a third of the country will refuse them no matter what, so unless they want to turn a third of the country into criminals, they're going to have trouble enforcing this.

Fortunately, the leaked roadmap for getting people to adopt the cards means they are going to have a lot harder time justifying things like stopping people from getting a driving licence without an ID card.

MPs demand US spooks' guarantees on census data

Steve

Census adjustments

28,000 might seem a big underestimation, but that's out of a population of around 60m so its less than 0.05%. Unless you mean 28,000 more migrants than expected.

MS bashes Gay(wood) Xbox Live gamer

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spackle

"For them, "Gay" is the new universal derogatory. It reflects an unenlightened homophobia in a certain demographic."

More sanctimonious twaddle.

Gay means camp, effeminate or ineffectual and therefore is a perfectly good term for something which breaks before expected or fails to create the desired effect. Besides every gay bloke I know takes the piss out of things for being "straight" or "hettie" if they are ungainly, destructive or lacking in matching belts.

They're not all going to start crying because some "breeder" uses gay as a derogatory descriptor.

Having said that, sticking up for gays will win you points with their female friends so if it's working for you, good luck.

The economy: A big Arab did it and ran away, claims PM

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More bullshit economics

"I think he's simply ignorant of the fact that markets alone, so far entirely unaided by the plans of mice or men, ganging agley or not, have provided us with exactly what a decade and more of international scheming has been straining to push forth. The impetus for us to reduce our fossil fuels usage."

I don't need any bloody impetus, I need a viable alternative.

Tell me Tim, by what mechanism does the increasing price of fuel manage to move my house closer to my workplace?

What's that you say? It doesn't? It simply pushes the low paid into poverty while the rich just think "Fuck it, what's an extra £5 a tank on my wages?" Or is the idea to make travel so prohibitively expensive that I have to get a different job - although, if I could find a job that paid enough to live on without having to drive 30 miles to work, I'd already be doing it!

The real problem is that economists generally understand fuck all about the real world. They come up with a theory, make a prediction that doesn't pan out and then blame reality for the discrepancy. They then keep the obviously broken theory unmodified and try to make some more predictions with it.

When predictions don't match observations, you adjust the theory - you don't complain that it's the fault of the experimental subjects who failed to follow your predictions.

We wouldn't trust economists to make tea in the physics department, nevermind come produce theories.

Apple sued over Mighty Mouse

Steve

CBS did nothing wrong

They gave them the rights to make a Mighty Mouse mouse - it's not their fault if Apple thought that allowed them to make a Mighty Mouse.

3 told to cut rates

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Pay-to-recieve

So any arse with an automated dialler can not only interrupt my dinner but use up all my phone credit at the same time - nice!

US Reapers get satnav bombs, deploy on Canadian border

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Translation

"The Arctic is a new area that is important to us," said the general, saying that retreating polar ice could mean increased activity in the far north. "All of this has implications .. there could be security concerns."

Those commie bastards may have a flag down there, but I'll be damned if that's going to get between me and my oil! Iraq had a flag - look how they turned out.

UK censor launches online content classification drive

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Will it be accountable?

I'm sick and tired of finding entertainment that's been rated as 18+ only to discover it's completely tame. We need a new classification - something like 18 Gold - which absolutely *guarantees* the gore level.

I want my cheerleaders ripped to shreds by slavering hell-hounds not mildly gnawed by a Jack Russell!

To be honest, if I hear that the BBFC doesn't like something, I'll go out of my way to find it. I resent the implication that I, as a member of the public, am inherently incapable of seeing anything on TV without imitating it. Fortunately our betters have decided to protect our feeble minds from anything that has not been vetted by the BBFC.

Ofcom pulls plug on wholesale broadband regulation

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The first analogy that springs to mind...

...is making racketeering legal once there are more than 5 mafia families in your local area.

Royal Bank of Scotland takes three weeks to squash nasty Worldpay bug

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Re: Re: Worldplay?

How's she going to find out when there are no women on the internet?

Temp workers to get equal rights after 12 weeks

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High hourly rates?

I have never had a temp job where my hourly rate was anywhere near that of a salaried employee.

Who exactly do they think they kidding when they say this will be bad because people will use fewer temps? The work will still need doing so they'll have to employ a permanent staff member instead.

Where will they find these staff members? How about all the temps who have been living on a pittance all these years because these bastards would rather treat us as cheap disposable commodities than pay us for the work we do. I don't see that as a *bad* thing.

Let's be straight here, "flexibility" means "zero job security". It's just a diplomatic way of saying, "We want to be able to dump people at five minutes notice while demanding complete loyalty to ourselves."

Dutch ban voting computers over eavesdropping fear

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Webcams

"And now that we return to paper voting, isn't there a risk voters can be filmed with webcams?"

Yes, there is that risk. Fortunately it's exactly the same risk that someone can be watched while voting and we managed to get around that problem years ago with the remarkably high tech solution of a curtain.

Is he seriously suggesting that we mitigate the risk of someone being covertly filmed while voting by making the system so vulnerable that no-one would need to go to the effort of installing a hidden camera?

Teen battles City of London cops over anti-Scientology placard

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Re: Not the Police's fault

"The law catches everyone and then informal pressure is applied to pick up those the politicos want or the newspapers scream about. Just like all the GWOT legislation.

Don't blame the police, vote for someone else. "

While they may be unaware of it, the police in this country serve the LAW and not the government. If they are selectively applying the law for political aims then that most certainly IS the police's fault and they need to be held accountable.

If they are willing to act like political enforcers, then they can't start crying when people hold them responsible for their actions - it's not like anyone joined the City of London Police so that they could "clean up their neighbourhood".

Re: Flashmob to spell cult

That would probably be classified as a "visible representation" allthough they'd have to arrest everyone invovlved. That or they'd label a few people "organiser" and do them for "conspiracy to incite a visible representation that may cause alarm, distress or offence" or something equally silly.

Boeing raygunship fires first blasts in ground testing

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Coat

@Geez guys!

It's actually "It's an "A"C-130."

Where's my pedant icon?

Ballmer eggs on Hungarian student

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@ Wow

"I'm a die-hard linux fan, and even *I* can tell that Microsoft isn't as "evil" as the Oil companies."

So it's wrong to complain about MS until the oil industry are all saints?

That's like saying "We'll ignore the bank robbers until we've arrested all of the murderers."

Google kills Anonymous AdSense account

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@JonB - German Government

"As it stands it's already resulted in scientologists being discriminated against on the grounds of their beliefs (Tom Cruise had issues during the filming of Valkyrie) and ridiculed on the basis that "it's not a religion"."

It is not a distinction between religion and cult, but between religion and business. The German government considers their prime motivation to be generating profit (which would be hard to argue against) and they are therefore a commercial enterprise.

A commercial enterprise who have commited crimes against the German Government and people.

Refusing to let a member of a criminal group film on a government installation is not discrimination.

Brown goes YouTube

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Why all the analogue hate?

I'm fed up of everything "digital" automatically being newer and better.

Digital cameras - the best have analogue, optical lenses

Guitar amps - the best often have a vacuum tube pre-amp and a digital power amp.

All of human biology is digital and that's been around for ages.

I want to see if any of these politicians could actually define the word "digital". My mum swore blind that she was getting a digital TV from the neighbour - eventually she admitted that she had no idea what it meant but it must be a "digital TV" because the neighbour got it at the same time as getting Sky Digital.

D'oh!

Brits more fearful of ID fraud

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@ Businesses?

"Shouldn't that read "businesses and government agencies"?"

What's the difference?

I also call shenanigans on this "only 23% realised that they were downloading illegaly". Presumably, the other 77% didn't know what a "file-sharing" service was or were just lying.

Personally, the only ID fraud that concerns me is the one where the government creates a ludicrously expensive citizen tracking database while fraudulently claiming that it will be really cheap and help save from the terrorist hordes.

High Court orders MPs to 'fess up on expenses

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@ Math Campbell

"Since the Reg is a "British" paper, not as one poster stated, an "English" paper... "

Depends what accuracy you're working to - to within about 10%, England *is* the UK.

US Congress questions legality of Phorm and the Phormettes

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@@ZM

"SO tell me what is the UK government doing about Phorm ??"

Mainly, they're keeping their heads down and hoping it blows over. They're to busy shitting themselves over the economy and trying to hide their expense claims from us.

That is, if they even know anything about phorm. When they realise that *their* browsing will be tracked as well, they might start paying attention.

Jihadis: We turned hacked killbots against US troops

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@Jihadis suicide goats

You mean something like this?

http://technology.newscientist.com/article/dn8802.html

Vatican star watcher says aliens may be out there

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Alien

@ It's in the bible

Yes but, does it not also say;

'I sent your luggage off for you,' he said. 'Not much between you, I must say - just one small trunk!'

Five Go Down To The Sea, Ch1 p3 (Hodder & Stoughton Version)

"The Catholic Church’s top astronomer has said there is no contradiction between the one true faith and believing in aliens."

They also say that the bible is self-consistent. He wouldn't know a contradiction if it looked him straight in the eye and bit him in the ass.

Music coalition takes on Microsoft, Google and pals

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Range & Use

Given that the mic only needs to be able to transmit the length of the venue, just crank the power and fuck anyone who complains. You're at a gig - shut up, watch the band and stop pissing around with your phone.

In this context, the mic transmission is the only "signal" and anything else is noise. If you want to use that frequency, go somewhere where everyone else in the room isn't trying to use it for something else.

MoD begins full UFO-files public release

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This is disgraceful!

Just because they are aliens, the government thinks it can pass their personal data around with wild abandon. Migrants have a right to personal privacy too.

Won't somebody think of the (alien) kids!?

AT&T defends 'open' wireless network

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"We don't like government interference"

So you won't want them interfering when I start broadcasting on your frequency then, or when I start infringing your copyrights?

When you want to profit from controlling something that belongs to the public, you'd better shut the hell up and take that government interference. Otherwise next time you don't get the lube.

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