* Posts by sisk

2455 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Mar 2010

The Register's resident space boffin: All you need to know about the Pluto mission

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If ever the Bureau of Special Projects get their hands on an Atlas, might I request that there be a well equipped cameraman on hand for those of us who can't be present to witness it in person with beer and popcorn?

Robot surgeons kill 144 patients, hurt 1,391, malfunction 8,061 times

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Actually that sounds better the human doctor error rate to me. 144 deaths out of 1.7 million surgeries? Human surgeons don't even come close to that level of patient survival.

Ashley Madison invites red-faced cheats to bolt stable door for free

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Re: but will they

under UK law the website operators would be legally obliged to hang onto the financial data of each member for six years or so

True enough, but said data could be kept in a tape safe where even the world's best crackers couldn't access it without first getting a tech to physically walk it over to a tape drive.

Furthermore, with photo-manipulation techniques being so prevalent these days, a supposed nude photo of some bloke doesn't have nearly the blackmail potential that it once had; all one needs to say is "That? Photoshopped, I'm much more handsome than that!" and bluff it out.

I actually had someone try to blackmail me with a photoshopped picture once. First I laughed at him and then my wife did. Funny thing about naked photos: our spouses know what we look like naked. Few other people do in most cases. Though I've gotta say I WISH I looked as good as his supposed picture of me did.

But I digress. My point is that if the photo's genuine then you're going to have a hard time explaining to your spouse how someone photoshopped it with the right skin tone and all the right proportions and distinguishing marks (tattoos, moles, birthmarks, whatever) in the right places.

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Reprehensible

Personally I dislike that sites like ALM exist. The fact that they're making money by helping people cheat on their spouses is pretty low. But I have an even lower opinion of the type of person who'd steal data and then use it to blackmail a business into shutting it's doors. Even if it's a business I personally find less than savory extortion is just plain reprehensible.

Microsoft: Hey, you. Done patching Windows this month? WRONG

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Facepalm

Kernel mode fonts

Fonts. In kernel mode.

FREAKING FONTS IN KERNEL MODE? The hell were they thinking in Redmond? That's almost as bad as passwords stored in plaintext.

I get that some applications need that kernel mode access for graphics. But fonts? Something that could be rendered in user mode with no lag on a 386? Why the hell would you ever put something like that in kernel mode??

Google robo-car in rear-end smash – but cack-handed human blamed

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Yep, human at fault.

This one's pretty clear cut. It actually looks remarkably similar to the time the college kid behind me had his eyes off the road and destroyed my motorcycle. Except, of course, that my motorcycle was being controlled by a human and didn't even have a computer on board, let alone one running the show.

Game of Thrones: Where to now for headless Nintendo?

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Please NOT Miyamoto

No offense to the man. He's a genius. But he's an engineer and a game designer, not exactly the areas of genius needed to run a company the size of Nintendo. I, for one, would much rather see him continue to do what he does best than trying to do a CEOs job.

Mozilla's ‘Great or Dead’ philosophy may save bloated blimp Firefox

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I agree completely, he should have lost his job for inventing JavaScript instead.

Oh come now. JavaScript is actually pretty good so long as you use it only for what it was intended. It's when you start doing crazy things like take it out of the web and make it the primary scripting language of a desktop (the hell was the Gnome team thinking?) that it falls down.

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Re: Edge

Bah. Edge is IE just like Sharepoint Designer is Frontpage. A change in the name and cosmetic differences on top of the same old codebase does not a new product make.

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On the 'polarizing CEO' front it should be pointed out that the drama was neither his fault nor appropriate. The gay rights community was completely to blame for that. There was no reason to get up in arms over a political donation made ten years ago. And the fact that he was hounded out of a job over it is nothing short of disgusting. And I say that as a gay rights activist. It should have been a non-issue. After all in America we're supposed to have the right to support whatever political camp we want. Not only that but that particular political camp was in the majority at the time of his donation.

Q. Why did Nintendo force GitHub to take down an emulator? A. It was stuffed with ROMs

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I wonder when, if ever, will people finally realise that "lawful" implies no correlation whatsoever with "reasonable", "moral", "the right thing to do", "decent", "sane" etc.

Exactly. The law isn't always right and what's illegal isn't always wrong. Case in point: Disney's oldest copyrights. They are still making money off stuff that everyone who put any kind of investment (time, money, or talent) into has long since died.

Five lightweight Linux desktop worlds for extreme open-sourcers

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Ah, memories

I started with Debian Minimal and grabbed the packages I needed for many years. Eventually I got tired of the headache and switched to Mint, but for older systems nothing beats the Debian Minimal approach. I used Fluxbox rather than Openbox though. They're pretty similar. At one point not so long ago I had a desktop running on a P2 system with 64MB of RAM. Granted it didn't do anything except browse the web and play music, and not even those at the same time, but still...

Han Solo to get solo prequel flick in 2018, helmed by LEGO men

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Here's hoping the flick addresses Solo's two big missing pieces, namely how he managed to emerge from the Mos Eisely Cantina after shooting second

Han shot first. Seriously, how could anyone possibly miss that close?

and his methods for making the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

Dealt with in one of the novels. I forget the exact details, but it involved a black hole. Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot. The expanded universe no longer exists.

Evil NSA runs on saintly Linux, Apache, MySQL

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Um....so?

So the NSA uses open source software.....and this is a problem because....um....why? You wouldn't slam Windows for being used by the NSA. Why is Linux any different?

Personally all this says to me is that it's trustworthy enough that the NSA trusts it.

ALIEN SLIME SHOCKER: Approaching comet probably NOT inhabited, say boffins

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Re: don't go insulting Captain Cyborg

@Sir Sham Cad: You misunderstand. Captain Cyborg is a nutter, but comparing even him to these two is insulting.

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Re: So basically

Hey hey hey, don't go insulting Captain Cyborg like that.

Oi, idiot fanbois. DON'T buy this gun-shaped iPhone case, mmkay?

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Re: Not good

Given the extreme liberal bias and anti-gun sentiment in most American media I find it extremely difficult to believe they wouldn't pick up a story about a rape victims gun being used against them and run it into the ground. It would certainly be more newsworthy than a petty criminal attacking a cop and getting shot for his trouble and they ran with that one for weeks even after they'd already caused riots.

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Re: Not good

The most likely outcome is that the gun will be taken from the 103 pound woman and used to force her to comply

Reality disagrees with you. The most common outcome of that scenario is this: rapist menaces woman, woman pulls gun, rapist runs like hell. If he doesn't run and the woman actually knows how to use the gun odds are he'll be shot before he's close enough to try to take it away. Do your research and you'll find this to be true. The "it'll just get taken away" argument is pure fantasy and has no bearing on reality. Don't believe me? Just try to find a case where it's happened. You can find a few cases where the opposite has happened and plenty of cases where a rapist has been shot by a gun toting would-be victim, but no case of a rapist taking a gun has ever been in the news.

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Re: Not good

There is a good deal of straw-clutching going on when you watch people trying to argue in favour of gun ownership.

There's also a good bit of fear mongering going on whenever you see people arguing in favor of tighter gun control.

Handguns really have no justifiable use the hands of the public in any place that is not already awash with them.

Sports shooting, for one. Also the gun's status as an equalizer makes the self-defense argument valid no matter what what the specific circumstances. Unless you're one of those who think a 103 pound woman can fend off a 250 pound rapist by pissing herself. You may not agree with it, but you can't deny that it's an argument worth considering.

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Re: Not good

So, Britain has way less gun crime, per person, not because we have far fewer guns but because...we like each other more?

First, stop confusing "gun crime" and "violent crime". The terms are not interchangeable and gun crimes are no worse than any other violent crime.

Second, yes Britain has less violent crime than the US. Britain also has less poverty and less population density than the parts of the US that are largely responsible for our crime statistics being so high (the big cities). There are also cultural factors to consider. Basically when you compare the US to Britain on crime you're comparing apples and oranges. There are too many factors to nail it down with to any one of them.

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Re: Not good

At some point, I've tried to half-seriously research defence against a knife-attack (because reasons - don't ask). The main point I came away with was - there's no such thing. Well, for a fairly average bloke that is, without any sort of "my hands are registered lethal weapons" shenanigans.

Speaking as someone who could by strictest definition call his hands lethal weapons (meaning that, yes, I could kill with my bare hands without too much effort should I choose to do so and no, the average guy on the street would probably not be able to prevent me from doing so), let me say that even with such skills unarmed defense against knife attacks is no sure thing. Odds are you WILL get cut unless you're a world-class 7th+ degree black belt. In fact I know a couple world-class 7th and 8th degree black belts and they assure me that they would run from someone with a knife.

Conversely, if one gets into the fight with the expectation of getting wounded to some degree and does not lose one's head if it happens, apparently one stands a fair chance of striking back effectively, at which point the consensus seems to be "just run - don't try to 'win'"

That's pretty much basic rule number 1 to self defense no matter what the specifics are. I don't trust any self-defense teacher who doesn't use "If you can get away, run" as the foundation of what they're teaching.

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Re: Not good

f someone is going to try to murder me, I would very much prefer that they attempt it with a knife instead of a gun. You have a better chance of surviving;

Only if you've been trained in hand-to-hand combat and thus know how to deal with a knife wielding attacker. Otherwise your odds really aren't any better or worse. If anything you're more likely to bleed out from a knife wound that a gunshot. Guns most often kill from shock, which is slower than bleeding out usually and gives you more time to get help. One slice to a major artery and you've got under two minutes to live unless there's someone right there who knows what to do.

they have to get in close which is a psychological barrier that will stop some people

Someone who's willing to pull the trigger on a human being will have no psychological problem with stabbing them. And getting close is no problem for someone who wants to kill you unless you've got personal security. Knives, even biggish ones, are very easy to hide.

and -even if they win- they will probably be covered in a fair amount of evidence which will increase their chances of being successfully caught.

Fair enough, but that's not going to matter to you at that point.

Consider, also, the scale of the thing. How many victims could a knife-bearer reasonably expect to get away with before being dogpiled/shot? Compare that with the usual victim count of someone with an assault rifle.

One mass stabbing left last year 29 dead and 140 wounded. Link. Another in 2012 left 22 school kids wounded, many in critical condition. Link. Another left 6 dead in a railway station. Link.

In other words, pretty similar to what you could expect from a gunman shooting up a public place.

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Re: Not good

Do you compare as a total or as states? Each state has its own laws and some of the worst for violent crime are heavily restricted. Oddly some of the worst gun crime states were (probably still are) the most regulated.

Even more true at the city level. The US city you're most likely to get shot in is Chicago, which is also the US city with the most restrictive gun laws. On the flip side you can probably count the gun related murders in a given year in all of Kansas (where you'd be hard pressed to find more permissive gun laws) on your fingers (though, granted, the entire population of Kansas is probably less than the population of Chicago, plus the effects of the new license-less concealed carry law have yet to be seen - I expect that particularly ill conceived change in law to result in a lot more accidental shootings since concealed carriers no longer have to go through a safety course and prove they can shoot straight.)

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Re: Not good

To argue that gun control has no effect of gun related crime is absurd

True, but I didn't say "gun related crime". I said "violent crime". Do you think being stabbed to death is somehow better than being shot?

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Re: Not good

I suppose this is true if you believe the magic imaginary statistics* peddled by the NRA, real evidence backed statistics suggests otherwise.

I've never seen the NRA's numbers. I used the numbers from the UN office on drugs and crime. The real data shows, very clearly, either a zero impact or a rise in violent crime in a given area when strict gun control measures are put in place. In the UK, for instance, violent crime rose for 10 years straight before plateauing when they took your guns away.

Both the NRA and the anti-gun crowd have an annoying habit of comparing different areas (and cherry picking the areas they choose), which contaminates their data with other factors. By taking one area and comparing before and after statistics you get a much more reliable picture of the impact of gun control. And that approach, frankly, makes gun control look inefficient at best.

I've taken the time to do the research myself rather than listening to people who have agendas. Maybe you should try it. The numbers are all easily accessible and paint quite a clear picture.

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The first time I saw one of these things it was captioned with "I wonder how long it'll be before this gets someone killed." I couldn't agree with the sentiment more. My cousin once almost got shot by a cop (a good cop at that, which I can say with confidence because I've known him for a long, long time) because he was holding a paintball gun, which looks nothing like a real gun. And then you've got this thing which looks very much like a real gun.

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Re: Not good

Guns are easier to control than people.

You would think so. Until you learn a little about the issue and realize that controlling guns doesn't have much of a statistical impact on violent crimes.

'The server broke and so did my back on the flight to fix it'

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Re: Eh?

Surely logic dictates that an amateur should be allowed to sit in his own little world in his own little basement office and play with old machines until he knows how they work?

Possibly that's what he was supposed to be doing while he was playing with the server. Hence why he was about to be shown the door.

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I had several other drives of that model - and one had the same rev numbers on the controller board components. Had high hopes of a "miracle" - but to no avail

As I understand it your odds of successfully performing that particular miracle increase substantially with access to a laboratory clean room. I probably wouldn't even attempt it without that.

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Re: so he scoffed “a huge handful of ibuprofen and acetaminophen”

Just got to point out that an overdose of acetaminophen ( paracetamol) is VERY dangerous and will often prove fatal.

That's no joke. Acetaminophen is one of those things that the more you learn about it the more you wonder why the hell it's legal. It's dangerous stuff.

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Re: What is, having a spine instead of an exoskeleton?

In fairness, the ID (Idiotic Design) argument is only taught in US schools

ID is not taught in US schools. There's a push by the ID believers that direction, and for a (very) brief time schools in one state had the option to include it in the curriculum (after which the state school board who made that decision were shown the exit en masse during the next election), but only in religious schools is ID taught as anything other than...well, religion.

Cash-strapped Chicago slaps CLOUD TAX on Netflix, Spotify etc users

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I predict an imminent increase in BitTorrent traffic going into Chicago.

Original Lizard Jesus is found in Wyoming

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Re: More data, please

Very quickly if it's anything like the modern Jesus lizards. They pull off their water-walking trick by moving so fast that their broad feet don't have time to sink. And at 2 foot, MUCH bigger than it's modern descendants, that would have to be very fast indeed.

Infusion pump is hackable … but rumours of death are exaggerated

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Re: We have hundreds of attack vectors that never get used

The big concern with the 3D printed gun was the plastic gun, one that can pass metal detectors and allow for the killing of high-profile targets. Combined with a carbon fiber casing and a ceramic slug (also nonmetallic), this has the potential for political instability, which means even the chance of it passing is enough to trigger alarm bells.

That's not what the hype was about, and even if it were the lethal range on the things is so short that the threat was already there in the form of ceramic throwing knives. Which, actually, are far deadlier than any 3D printed gun yet. If you can get close enough to reliably kill someone with a 3D printed gun then you're close enough to spit in their eye.

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Re: We have hundreds of attack vectors that never get used

Someone dressed as a doctor or a nurse could easily add extra chemicals/drugs to a drip.But no, we freak out about the new electronicy thing.

No they couldn't because hospitals have this thing called security. The whole "put on a lab coat and walk through the hospital unchallenged" thing is pure fiction. My mom used to get stopped and questioned if she took a shortcut from the cafeteria back to her own nurse station through a different ward, and that was before the world got all paranoid.

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Re: Dongle?

Someone dressed as a nurse or doctor passing from station to station with a pocketful of these could easily compromise every pump in an infusion centre.

Wouldn't happen. Despite what you see on TV hospital staff generally know each other and will challenge a stranger who's messing with the equipment or looking at patient charts. A strange doctor or nurse going along visiting every patient is going to arouse suspicion real quick.

Silly Google's Photos app labelled black people as gorillas

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a proctological exam photo as 'middle management?'

In some cases that one would be right.

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This isn't that surprising a mistake really. It probably uses a couple hundred reference points compared to the hundreds of thousands a human would use to determine what it's looking at. Mistakes are to be expected. Honestly, it's not like the machine is actually capable of racism. I mean it mistakes white people for dogs for crying out loud. How does that happen? At least gorillas are primates.

Anyway, I'll bet if you got the same people with a different angle or different lighting it'd be able to identify them with no problem.

Why SpaceX will sort out Sunday's snafu faster than NASA ever could

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Anyone else find it mildly odd that this is the second time a rocket carrying the same equipment has blown up?

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Re: Well, I guess we'll never... What? You've figured it out ALREADY?

So if you're going to bash anyone, bash Washington DC.

Oh come on. We can't bash DC. What fun is bashing when all the good bits are served up to you on a silver platter?

Massive police 'heavy equipment' robot drags out suspect who hid inside television

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Re: It is better to send robots

The cops in the UK that are armed are as trigger happy as their US counterparts (if not more) and shoot to kill in nearly all cases.

Any firearm-wielding law enforcement officer in the world is trained to shoot to kill. Most of them (including in the US, though you wouldn't know it from the recent media hypegasm) are also trained not to shoot unless there are lives at stake.

Shooting to disarm is something that snipers who can shoot dimes out of the air at 200 yards occasionally get called in to do. It's surprisingly hard to do and not something a beat cop armed with a .45 or a 9mm is expected to be capable of.

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Re: Where's a frackin...

I want to see a picture of the TV that can somehow accomodate a grown man.

Ask your grandparents about the TVs they had growing up. My grandparents' TV (which they kept well into my childhood) wasn't particularly big for the time, but it could easily accommodate a grown man. Possibly even with room for a second if said man were on the leanish side.

Supreme Court ignores Google's whinging in Java copyright suit

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I can only assume this is either A) They're so arrogant they think its easy or B) They know its hard and don't want to look stupid - and potentially lose clients - when they fail.

I kinda get the impression that the thought is "I can run a computer so I know the basics of IT". Sadly I think we all around here know that the ability to run Windows is not indicative of a basic understanding of technology. If you don't understand that yet work the helpdesk for a couple weeks and you will.

Devs, welcome your EVIL ROBOT OVERLORDS from MIT

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Terminator

I for one

welcome our new bug patching AI overlords.

KRAKKOOM! SpaceX Falcon supply mission to ISS EXPLODES minutes after launch

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Well that's a shame, but at least it was unmanned. Hopefully they figure it out and fix whatever when wrong in the next iteration.

GM's cheaper-than-Tesla 'leccy car tested at batt-powered data centre

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Re: Don't believe it

In theory the Li-ion batteries are suppose to have a useful life in the vehicle of 10-12 years. If they already have a supply of used batteries, did they fail before 10-12 years?

A lot of people don't keep vehicles more than 5 or 6 years even if there's no real need to replace them yet. That's particularly true of trend chasers, some of whom were no doubt among the first group of people to buy Volts.

Abort, abort! Metal-on-metal VIOLENCE as Google's robo-car nearly CRASHES

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So basically a Google car was being rude to a Delphi car but both managed to avoid a collision anyway. In other words, treat Google cars like drunk drivers and all will be well.

Gates: Renewable energy can't do the job. Gov should switch green subsidies into R&D

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This isn't entirely accurate. True no battery today can handle the demands of renewable energy, but modern flywheels handle it just fine and scale to pretty massive levels. And the only reason it's so blasted expensive is because the prices are artificially inflated. True we're never going to power the whole world with the current crop of renewables, but we can do a whole lot more with them than what Bills giving them credit for. And, frankly, we have to do something. Even if climate change isn't man-made (I swear one day I will sit down and do the research to figure out which side of the debate going on in the scientific journalism is full of hot air) we still have to worry about pollution and whatnot.

NOD32 AV remote root wormable hack turns corporate fleets to meat

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The patch was released 3 days into the 90 day timescale. The article doesn't say when that was. It could well have been 3 months ago.

Microsoft sez soz over Windows 10 'freebie' balls-up

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The only Linux distros I know of that only release one version are....um....yeah, can't think of any. All of them I'm familiar with offer at least a 32 and 64 bit version, many of them have versions supporting various different (and sometimes obscure) architectures, and most of them have multiple versions with different default desktops.