1498 posts • joined 5 Mar 2010
Re: A bit more notice...
I almost sent a link to my boss, suggesting our company send someone, since we have made BYOD a key strategic imperative for 2014.
Then I saw the Windows 8 disclaimer, and didn't bother. Currently, Windows 8 hasn't made it into a 3 year plan yet, let alone 5 year (he says, on an XP machine due for upgrade in 2 weeks).
Can't see it being too well attended ..
This covers Windows 8.1 in the enterprise,
Re: The crazy thing...
In some ways I agree. However, you have to bear in mind the accumulated "wisdom" since Adam Smith, about "division of labour", which inevitably leads to businesses using terms like "core business".
On paper, and in (expensive) management seminars it sounds brilliant. However, it ignores the interconnectedness of things.
I refer you to the story(s) passim about RBS, where it was pointed out that their biggest strategic mistake was to consider IT as something someone else could do for them. Many posters here pointed out that in reality, a modern bank is an IT house which just happens to manage money. In the same way EDF are an IT house which happen to manage energy.
Re: Not the first time
They *needed* warning ?????????
Unencrypted passwords ?
who at Tescos thought that was in anyway a Good Thing ?
The "Fail" icon just isn't big enough for this one.
A brief - and significant time
When the UK astounded the world by being trailblazers in IT education.
Being nerdy, I used to read a few US computing mags (Byte anyone) and they were printing articles about how the UK was running away with computer skills by teaching it in schools, while the US education system was woefully underprepared.
One of Thatchers less trumpted legacies.
On a more general level ..
this is the result of successive governments disdain for anything practical, and the society it has shaped.
A couple of years ago, I attended a careers evening at my sons school. They had the 3 local universities give a presentation on "why you should consider University". The guy from Birmingham university tempted the kids with a girl who had left university in 2009, and by 2011 was earning £40,000 a year, in New York.
What was her subject ? Nuclear physics. Medicine ? Engineering ? Would we see a cure from cancer ? A better mousetrap ?
No, she had studied political economics, and was working for a ****ing bank.
Meanwhile, Alan Turing, Tommy Flowers et al command an impressive "Who" from kids who know the life history of every big brother contestant, or X factor finalist.
We need an icon for "I weep salt tears" :(
Is this the same Rory Cellan-Jones
who banged out a bit of HTML and announced to the world he'd learned to "code" ?
hang on, if this outfit were taking card details then their payment processor should have *required* them to be PCI-DSS compliant.
Sounds like someone was asleep on the job.
not the same thing. Google just provide a free OS which any mobile manufacturer (even Apple) were/are free to use in their devices.
Apple provide the whole kit and kaboodle.
I idly wonder ...
if all the CO2 people who bought Priuses think they've saved outweighs the CO2 entailed in compying with the recall.
Can't they run an over the air update ? Seems strange a £100 phone can be updated remotely, and a £20,000 car can't ....
My first rejected post !!!
in over 15 years as an El Reg subscriber ....
Do I get a prize ?
the end justifies the means ?
Heard that before somewhere
Vehicles supplied to recipients of the mobility component of the higher rate of DLA* are eligible for a 100% discount on VED for their primary vehicle. So the DVLA database works there.
However, not all cars with 100% VED exemption are driven by the person claiming the benefit. Like my wife, for example. Her eyesight is too poor to drive, so I am the driver.
Re: pip pip pip pip...
you joke, but back in 1984, I worked on a terminal emulator for a Spectrum, and borrowed an acoustic coupler to use in my digs with an old style payphone.
It worked too. I could log into the Uni PR1MEs at the breathtaking speed of 300 baud (look it up, youngsters). Although I was never sure why, since I couldn't actually do anything productive (I'm sure there's a point to make there somewhere).
Any followers I have (!) will now know why I mentioned the plethora of RS-232 connectors and cables ....
Virgin "Super" hub
the second I got it, I put it into modem mode, and used a real router. ISP provided routers are crippled and open to OTA "upgrades".
I call this "The Facebook Conundrum"
(although Facebook tends to be used with other C-words).
Despite the fact I have never been near Facebook, they know an awful lot about me. First off they know I don't have a profile. They know who my friends are. And were. They know when I make new friends. They know who I work for. Who I used to work for. They know what music I like. What films I like. My age. My marital status. Number of kids I have. Simply by cross-matching all the chatter from people who have my email address in their contacts list.
No one can be anonymous in a non-trivial dataset. The only crumb of comfort, is that the politicians too dumb to understand this now, will find out the hard way.
Premium rate phone numbers
why not make them opt in too ?
I suspect the answers to both are remarkably similar.
Out of interest ...
what are the sanctions or remedies in the inevitable cases where someone who has dotted i's crossed t's and done everything correctly, in order and in time to opt out, finds they *haven't* been opted out ?
If, as I suspect the answer to this question is measured on a scale from "fuck all" to a generic "we know how important etc etc" with no way to (a) unring the bell, and (b) gain any recompense, then you can't help but feel "what's the point ?".
We can only hope that as time rolls on, and more people realise how irrevocable a loss of personal data is, the clamour for proportionate punishments grows.
People like Max Moseley are a good example.
All you need to know in one line :
The key to this is a proprietary technology – Powatag – which is not NFC and about which Wagner will not reveal any details,
Does anyone remember "Space 1999" ?
Where a nuclear explosion on the moon kicked it out of orbit, doomed to wander the universe in flared trousers and lapels ?
Re: The elephant in the room
You don't need to propose a cull on humanity. Nature will take care of that by itself. Just as the climate has changed in the past, so has the human population.
1348 anyone ?
"old men die"
what an astute observation ...
Showing my age ..
But RS-232, and it's spawn of 25-pin, 9-pin male/female variants, which meant you never had the right pairing ....
Does anyone still remember Data Circuit Equipment and Data Terminal Equiment ?
This from a government that makes you use IE6 ?
Worth reading the article
just to be reminded that Lycos existed ;)
Was the first search engine I used in 1994 !
Re: Why, just Why?
10 PRINT "Why, just Why?"
20 GOTO 10
From memory ... (CAK!)
"There's only one thing that unites us,
it's not colour creed or roots.
The only thing that unites us
Is Doctor Martens boots ...."
I would gladly sell my house
and all it's contents to pay for the BBC ...
How many sales of Windows Phone
have been driven by corporates (like mine) that have a "Windows Only" policy ?
Re: Hodge told Google that it was "immoral"
Whilst I take your point, it would only carry any weight if Ms Hodge *didn't* have a point. The fact that it does makes it all the more shameful.
How on earth can this happen ...
I actually feel well-disposed towards Ms Hodge !
One of the few bastions of democracy the UK has left - the ability of parliament* (in the form of select committees) to force people, companies, institutions - and occasionally countries - to account. In public.
Instead of whinging, companies should trumpet their engagement with such a process. Oh, and not do anything to be embarrassed about ....
*That's an elected parliament.
And the water temperature goes up another tenth of a degree ...
When will the frog die ?
OT:RSA algorithm ...
do I recall dimly that when the US ban on exporting encryption *software* was in place, you weren't allowed to export disks, but paper was fine ? So the guys who developed PGP just printed out the code, and scanned it in the other end ?
Is anyone surprised ?
Gosh, a story where laws intended to prevent "terrorism" are being misused.
This is so 2004.
(Waves across the pond) "Hello USA. Glad you could join us"
I was envisaging a device where the actual silicon gets blown.
but who destroyed the evidence ? Certainly not the suspect.
Here's another legal hypothetical ...
suppose a company devises a circuit which can't be read without the correct key being loaded into a register somewhere. Loading the wrong key causes the device to short and destroy the contents.
Police seize device. Ask for key. Suspect accidentally (!) gets a digit wrong. Police try key, and device bricks itself, and is completely unreadable.
Since the device no longer contains encrypted data (in fact it contains no data) what's the score under RIPA ?
As a rule, if changes in technology can cause a law to become invalid, then the law was probably a bad one to start with.
and another thing ...
How do they tell the difference between encrypted data, and a capture of a few seconds pink noise from a quiet part of the FM spectrum ?
Once more proof
that we have to rely on the baddies being marginally more stupid that the people tasked with catching them.
He should have used a TrueCrypt style encrypted container. Police unlock device, unaware there's a hidden file within.
As a matter of interest, since terrorists work in cells, what would the situation be if the password was broken into pieces and shared out with no single terrorist knowing the whole? If the police catch one, and he gives them *his* piece, but they can't decrypt because they haven't caught the others (or have killed them in apprehension) would he still be liable under RIPA ?
Why can't elections all be like this
a small minority vote against (say) a candidate in an election, so they don't get returned. Would work wonders for the UK government
Something in the Merkin psyche really distrusts anything vaguely socialist. Never understood it myself.
@obnoxiousGit - you undermine your own argument
Just to clarify this, this is a statement made by a man who brought an Apple device? Really? A man who joined a walled garden, and willingly handed over all his personal information to Apple, has some grounds to complain about companies not respecting personal privacy?
Just because I willingly buy a copy of The Times, doesn't mean it's OK for Murdoch to mug me, steal £1 and force a copy into my hands.
Is this the 21st Century equivalent
of counting how many angels can fit on the head of pin ?
For some reason ..
I have just had an image of someone with 2 phones, a scammer on each line, putting the handsets down with mouthpiece to earpiece, and walking away ....
68000 - 16 bit
The QL was released when I was in my first year at Uni - doing a course which had a large element of microprocessor design. Our lecturer commented that it was a bit of sharp practice described the 68000 (lovely processor btw) as 16 bit. I still recall his comment ...
"It's a bit like sending of five quid for a coat hanger and cigarette lighter, to receive a bent nail and a red headed match"
He *may* have once worked for Sir Clive ....
It's immaterial. Really.
Whatever the outcome. No one will be censured. No one will be blamed. No one will held accountable.
Life as a public servant means never having to say sorry.
Re: Amazon ?
Did you read my comment ?
Yes, anyone *can* place a review on Amazon. But Amazon tell you if that person actually *bought* the item they are reviewing.
Thus empowering you to make you own mind up.
I find it fascinating to see reviews for DVDs which have yet to be released, from the ignorati. There was one (which rightfully drew some cutting comments) for a comedians live DVD from someone who said "I don't like him on telly, so this will be pants".
Desmond Bagley "Running Blind"
The premise of this book was an electronic thingamijig which the US & UK had fed information to the USSR about, claiming it was part of a revolutionary radar system which could see down to the ground, and over the horizon.
In reality, it was a circuit board with every single odd and anomalous electronic effect designed it. (At one point in the book the protagonist asks an engineer to examine it, and the engineer is baffled by it's behaviour).
The idea was to let the Russkies "intercept" the component when a jealous UK had supposedly stolen it from the yanks. And then waste many man-years of their expertise trying to examine it.
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