War on Terror meets War on Drugs
pass the popcorn ....
2070 posts • joined 5 Mar 2010
pass the popcorn ....
Sorry I have no advice.
We managed to buy a house in one of the most topsy-turvey places in Britain.
Technically, we live in a city. But are 5 minutes walks from a "shire" with beautiful countryside all around.
We're 2 minutes from a motorway.
We're a "deprived area" (no stamp duty, thanks to Gordon Brown) yet are cabled up to the max. My standard 60MBps pure-cable connection is better than *any* of our directors (so they tell me). And I am a minutes walk from a highly-ranked UK university (although not so highly ranked they reply to my emails).
Mobile coverage is 100% for every network - probably due to the proliferation of masts on tower blocks within line of sight.
And a 10 minute drive from the newest hospital in the UK.
Yet house prices here are sub-normal. Currently. A couple of country-dwelling friends have commented that they would pay more for a property with decent broadband.
3 months ago, for various reasons, we had to pull the phone out of the wall. Since then the world hasn't ended. We have already ensured that any communications are email/twitter/ Hospitals and doctors seem to be able to call the mobile.
Bottom line, is 3 months without a landline, and not a single cold call. Probably not what Virgin Media will want to hear when I next call them up "to quit".
Presumably the fact that you still have to pay for a mobile call means they are much less prone to spamming ?
why did I immediate think of "Menshn" ?
the mash-up of Dueling Banjos/Creep with the Indian band and choir is probably my favourite.
Oh, hang on .... how about "Cars" playing on a rack of bicycle horns ?
I predict the person who has (already) filled this post (what ? You *really* thought this was an above-board business) doesn't have security clearance, and
has proven knowledge and experience of operating within a Microsoft private cloud system system, plus proven knowledge in non-Microsoft technologies, such as Agresso, Cisco core networking, NetApp Storage, and HP Blade Centre and Compute.
For something which really should be the dogs bollocks, it seems to me that bluetooth is fragmented and badly implemented in most cases.
that the only use for it would be to calculate how much it had cost
The joke icon spoils the truth .....
And how many innocent people have been killed by the police ?
for those people who advocate eating insects as a source of protein.
Nominative determinism at work there. Or proof God *does* have a sense of humour.
not Latin ?
Quite an impressive piece of kit on the roof ....
ah, that was how mainframes did graphics in those days. Techtronix and Wyse terminals ring bells.
whatever happened to the idea of using a film of liquid curved with electrostatic force to replace solid lenses ? Maybe bit premature for eyeglasses, but for cameras ?
For at least 10 - maybe 15 years, I (not a climatologist nor a meteorologist) I have been increasingly sceptical of how the Met Office headlines can be connected to the data. It seems to me that *whatever* the (pesky ?) data shows, the story from the Met Office conveniently fits the narrative of <p><del>global warming</del></p> "climate change". Making the Met Office look like prize charlies, when the "BBQ" summers they insist will happen didn't. And then when the mild winters they insisted we will keep having didn't either (anyone remember 2010-2011 ?).
Probably finely nuanced ...
The key question is "would the defendant have acted as they did, if the police had done nothing ?"
In this case it would seem the defendant would have - they seem to have dreamt up the idea of buying a gun, and if it hadn't been for the actions of the police, may very well have got one. A real one. And like people who want to be MPs, the very last person who should have a gun, is someone who wants to have a gun. They are - by definition - dangerous people.
So in this case, big up for plod --->
I was on a conference call by my (home) office window last week. Facing the road. Saw an anonymous white van pull up. Driver gets out, walks up path. Hearing no doorbell, I assume the Missis, who's in the lounge (i.e. by the front door) has dealt with it.
Imagine *our* surprise when next day, we find a card jammed into the letterbox (so you couldn't see it from the inside) from Yodel, telling us we'd "been out" when they tried to deliver.
Collected the parcel from a neighbour who said the driver "had rung your bell, and banged your door for ages" ...
Bollocks he did. CCTV (which will catch a lot of lying towrags out - vis dashcams) shows him neither ringing the bell, nor knocking. Just carefully folding the postcard up to ensure it remained hidden till next day.
If your job is really *that* boring, why not change, rather then waste your life ?
when our office was closed, and remaining staff transferred to homeworking, it was decided to install separate phone/broadband lines for them. I argued against the office managers decision of BT, and was given an opportunity to contact Virgin. Which I did, but they didn't reply, so probably no great loss there.
BT managed to cock up every single install for 5 people. When it was all sorted (2 months after the contract date) the office manager asked why I had been so anti-BT, and couldn't understand my answer ... "I've used them."
Seriously, my wife and I can't recall a single time we've had a BT service from install to moving which hasn't been blighted with some spectacular incompetence.
The worrying thing is, having been private for the better part of 40 years, all the systematic incompetence from the 1970s era must be gone now. So where is this new generation of muppetry coming from ?
Is this a translation fail ... did someone see autuer, and not grasp the subtleties of nuanced meaning.
"Culprits" would have been more appropriate. "Perpetrators" even better.
"Authors" bestows a degree of respectability on the criminals.
e2a: I did briefly look to see if I could find an original report, to see what Mr. Hollande actually said. But then I really couldn't be bothered.
to write a plugin to stop emails with more than <x> addresses in the "TO" field from being sent.
If they were *really* clever they'd have got a job applicant to do it for free.
et nous ditons les Francais avoir pas un bon sens de l'humour.
just around the corner.
Those El Reggers old enough (like me) to remember the PC boom of the early 80s will recall how the first peripheral that got purchased after the computer was a printer ....
and NO ONE has mentioned this is the plot of "Gasping" by Ben Elton.
Which I saw in the 1980s, with Hugh Laurie and Bernard Hill.
Well, at least I know how this story is going to end.
where few people take data protection seriously
That a lot of this linguistic pride is an affectation, pure and simple. Which would be fine and dandy, if public money weren't being spunked on it.
telling you how to grow plants ?
what are Bing doing ?
Celebrity Beekeeping ?
Feltch with [Vanessa] Feltz ?
...with Chris Eubank ?
Anyway, all of this seems to underscore what I said nearly two years ago, after messing around on the fringes of Android (because my wife has accessibility issues).
Android is a great toy operating system. But it's not ready for any real work.
Having bought a new phone, with a much later version of Android, I'm still of that opinion.
That's for other people.
Or protected the Access database with a password ?
with an offer to "...borrow you a phone, while yours is being fixed"
It a sad state of affairs, when a techie has better English skills than the marketing department.
My understanding is that some female plants can change the gender of some of their flowers when they haven't been pollinated
If they do, they weren't "female" plants, but hermaphrodites that were expressing female traits over male.
A true female plant, is a true female plant. Cuttings and clones will always be female.
It's all to do with F1/F2 hybridization.
As a previous poster suggested, for an "illegal" substance, there is an awful lot known about cannabis. In PhD. depth.
depends. The psychoactive part of the plant is concentrated in the trichomes, which appear on the flowering tops. These are tiny hairs, which have a sac with the resin atop.
If a plant is fertilized, then all the energy goes into producing seeds, rather than trichomes.
(There is no accepted consensus as to the evolutionary reasons for this feature. Given the Himalayan origins of Cannabis species, it has been suggested it's a protection from UV light).
Therefore, drug producers try very hard to prevent their female plants getting fertilized - they try and keep them without seed. And Spanish for "Without Seed" is "Sinsemilla".
However, some people also like to breed their own strains of cannabis. For this (obviously) male pollen (and therefore plants) are needed. Once the pollen has been gathered, the plant has no use.
The fact that I know all of this show what an utter farce the past 44 years have been.
Incidentally, it's fucking anti social to dump any waste material. But even worse when it's something which could have easily been composted. If I caught the culprits, I'd give them a pass on the drugs, but cut their balls off with a rusty razor.
and VPNs to prosper.
In fact if we combine this news story with another today - that VPN usage is required to avoid the immortal cookie monster, you have two drivers to progress pulling in opposite directions.
Anyone remember a pushme-pullme from Dr. Doolittle. ? The irony being Do Little would be the best thing the UK government could do about a lot of things.
Whatever happened to the push for more Reg icons ? "Fail" seems a little weak. "Facepalm" to obvious. "Morons" would be more suited .....
The Swedish authorities decided to treat Assange like any other person of interest in a criminal investigation, and refused to allow him to dictate terms ?
I know which I believe,.
Even if Assange were to be extradited to Sweden. HE COULD NOT BE EXTRADITED ON TO ANYWHERE ELSE WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF THE UK.
Although since that has been explained clearly, many times, I have no confidence anyone who doesn't already know it will correct their understanding.
You can invent all sorts of black helicopter conspiracy scenarios whereby someone who at one point must have been the most recognisable man on the planet, mysterious appears in a US court, but real life is not a comic book.
Assange is more at risk of being eaten by an arctic lion in Sweden, than of being extradited to the US.
or that he didn't send a picture (culled from wherever) of someone elses schlong ...
there are some morons around
No. It sounds like something Fry & Laurie would have rejected when writing a skit involving a brash, in-yer-face, hornswaggling yank.
But sadly, morals, and evidence-based policy hardly (if ever) coincide.
Drugs and sex are two of the most legislated areas of human behaviour, despite being, in the main, activities which take place in private.
Bear in mind, the more hysterical and pitchfork-wielding society becomes, the harder we make it for people who might realise they need help to seek it. Thus increasing the risk to children.
Or could this whole castle of sand be skewed by changing at very least a byte or two of data in the source image ?
I appreciate this might have some - limited - effect. But it's hardly the dragon-slayer it's being touted as.
Icon says it all ->
1) Use t'internet. Aggregate a few thousand web pages from a dictionary of millions (say every odd result from a Google search for cat videos, plus every even result from yesterdays most popular search), then a running XOR of a selection of bits from said pages to give you a seed ?
2) Surely there is a market for a chip with an inbuilt radioactive source, detector and a clock ? (I've seen an old XT clock chip with an inbuilt battery). You'd only need picograms of material.
3) Use next weeks lottery numbers ?