* Posts by JimmyPage

2100 posts • joined 5 Mar 2010

Kids' TV show Rainbow in homosexual agenda shocker

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Surprised to read this far

and no mention of Captain Pugwash with the oft-repeated urban legend of Seaman Staines and Master Bates ?

E2A: In a typical example of Sods law someone else posted about CP whilst I was typing.

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How to solve a Rubik's Cube in five seconds

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Ah, happy memories ...

back in 1981, buying David Singmasters bible to solving the cube.

And then understanding it. Aged 14. Made some extra pocket money explaining it ...

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Plusnet ignores GCHQ, spits out plaintext passwords to customers

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Why isn't there an RFC

for password storage and handling ?

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IOCCO: Police 'reckless' for using terrorism powers on journo sources

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Or, to summarise in 5 words.

If they can, they will.

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Homebrew crypto in Telegram hangout app full of holes, say security pros

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Deja Vu ???

Aren't there some numpty jihadists enjoying state-sponsored B&B after deciding to cook-up their own encryption on the basis that "infidel technology" was bound to be compromised. Thus proving paranoia does erode rational thought.

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Brit filmmaker plans 10hr+ Paint Drying epic

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Maybe the *cinemas* should pay

after all, the film having a BBFC certificate is protecting *them* from prosecution,

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I've Kickstarted twice this year

£50 total, to keep the video versions of the (IMHO) mainly excellent "Richard Herrings Leicester Square Theatre Podcasts" coming (The one with Johnny Vegas was worth it alone !).

Pluses: Unedited, and no book/film/TV show plugging. Oh, and no BBFC involvement. And free on ther internet.

Minuses: Occasional low-energy guests.

At least I know where my money went. £50 for getting on for 50 hours of when-it-works ****ing brilliant comedy sounds a bargain.

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EU's Paris terror response includes 'virtual currencies' crimp

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Re: Hawala uses an honour system

Something I suspect western banking systems may struggle to understand.

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Re:Congratulations to our fore-sighted government for preventing such a risk in Britain.

You jest, but actually I suspect this is a real thing.

I live in Birmingham, and in the past few weeks, mysterious "roadworks" have cropped up - coned off carriageways with **** all work going on. When combined with *real* works the overall effect is to make the flow of traffic through the city "sticky". It's not gridlock, but careful inspection reveals there are now several pinch points where cars are forced into single lanes. Something an operation to detain a suspect vehicle would find invaluable. The fact Birmingham (like all major cities) is ringed with non-speed ANPR cameras may be a factor.

Likewise, overt summer, when there were murmurs of mass social unrest, a few people noticed that the net effect of all the rail system *and* trunk road maintenance was to prevent rapid mass rapid movement of people.

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Remember Windows 1.0? It's been 30 years (and you're officially old)

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Greatest thing about Windows 3.11

was that you could install it, zip up C:\WINDOWS and mess around installing shit, nuke C:\WINDOWS, and replace with the zip file.

Rinse and repeat.

Made our installs rock-solid. Unlike some rival vendors, who learned the hard way ....

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GCHQ goes all Cool Dad and tags the streets of Shoreditch with job ads

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Can I work from home ?

No.

So they're already recruiting from a shrinking pool. Because civil service working practices trump catching terrorists.

Makes you wonder how real the "war on terror" is, doesn't it ?

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How to build a city fit for 50℃ heatwaves

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Moving whole cities

... something the ancient Egyptians did many times, as the course of the Nile changed nover centuries ...

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TalkTalk offers customer £30.20 'final settlement' after crims nick £3,500

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This needs a high court precedent set

a data breach of this magnitude should be considered a priori evidence of the failure of the company to adhere to it's own data protection policy, and therefore a breach of contract.

Can we have a Judge Dredd icon ? (And maybe, following Private Eyes example, a "Judge Dreadful" icon for numpty judgements ?)

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Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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Re: Turn It On Again

A song in 5/4 IIRC. Phil Collins is one of the few drummers who can understand time signatures (well, Genesis were built on weird time changes).

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Met makes fourth TalkTalk arrest, this time a London teen

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like @Alister

I have my doubts the people arrested so far are the actual perpetrators. In fact the more 16 year olds arrested, the less likely it is. Quite aside from Finks Fifth Law, I refuse to believe 4 16 year olds could organise their homework diaries, let alone a "sophisticated cyber attack" (c).

Given how all this has played out, it's entirely possible the entire reason for the hack was to create enough media noise such that phone and email phishing attempts briefly became easier with no actual need to use the accessed data (and thus risk capture).

When news of a "ransom" was mentioned, I turned my thoughts as to how to extract money from such a situation without ever being caught. Obviously a straight transaction of bitcoin is ultimately identifiable. However, then I wondered, what if the perpetrator legitimately accumulated a stash of bitcoins over time. Undertakes hack. Ransom demand is that the victim simply buys £1,000,000 of bitcoins. I'm not economist, but the spike in demand should heft the value of my *already bought* bitcoins enough that I make a profit. Not the £1,000,000 paid out, but a substantial amount.

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Hi, um, hello, US tech giants. Mind, um, mind adding backdoors to that crypto? – UK govt

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What I would do (hell, it may even be happening)

Rather than (moronically) sending each other emails, I suspect terrorists, criminals (and spies) who have an aversion to being caught would simply:

1) Identify a *public* channel for communication(s). Maybe a couple of binary newsgroups

2) post in one an NZB of a media file (don't worry if it doesn't work. Thanks to the media providers dark war on copying, corrupted media files aren't significant) which while not encrypted, has your encrypted message hidden inside it.

3) The actual intended recipient of the file will not be immediately apparent

4) The recipient replies the same way. If the channel is *initially* secured, it can be used to switch newsgroups/posting handles at will.

5) Notice how nothing in the UK governments land-grab of data could (a) prevent (b) identify this.

To be honest, I wouldn't even bother encrypting the source message. There's so much shite spouted online anyway, there's no way you could determine anything in isolation.

But then if I were a "terrorist" and my aim was to kill, hurt and maim as many innocent people as possible with my own survival being unnecessary, there's plenty of things I could do RIGHT NOW that could take a dozen or so souls out without really trying. The lack of such incidents leads me to wonder quite how "threatening" the "terrorist threat" is ?

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Google snaps Dutch woman completely taking the piss

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Is that the van Buren supernova I see ...

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I believe the phrase you are looking for is

"laminar flow" ?

One of the reasons aerators are fitted to modern taps - to prevent the stream of water acting like a solid (and bouncing back into your face).

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Rosetta probe delivers jaw-to-the-floor find: Molecular oxygen

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One vaguely wonders

if comets have been spraying the Earth with ozone forever ? Yet (another) example of how the universe interacts.

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VXers eyeing 'undetectable' codeless code-injection technique

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WTF?

er ... am I right in thinking

"codelessn code" is another way of saying that instead of writing the code yourself, you direct code other people have written to do your dirty work, by crafting a config for it ?

e.g. rm *.* -rf in a script ?

News ?

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Ring Chime: Needy wireless doorbell or $30 bling t'ing?

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Main problem round here

is no-one uses the ****ing doorbell. *If* you're lucky, you might hear the mouse fart they call a knock.

When we actually got to ask our postie why he never rang the bell he didn't say "what bell" (which would have been understandable). No, he just said "I don't know if it works or not."

He's a moron. He's part of a league of morons.

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'Safe Harbor': People in Europe 'can get quite litigious about this'

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Beat me to it ..

Time for a new icon ... pot and kettle perhaps ?

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Online VAT fraud: Calls for government crackdown grow louder

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The logical conclusion, (of course)

is an endpoint where all taxes are equivalent. No one loses, no one wins.

Of course, as the EU so clearly demonstrates, where there is monetary union, can political union be far behind.

Of course, if there are people who don't want this, then it needs to be considered how people *oppose* political unions ---------------->

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Of course, they could just pass a law

requiring*eBay* (et al) to collect the VAT.

Although as someone who used to receive C&Es (now HMRC) quarterly billet-doux with such groundbreaking decisions about what was and was not exempt (bear in mind the pasty tax uses mean ambient temperature as a threshold) I would pity eBay.

Presumably eBays *fees* include VAT ?

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Apollo 15 commander's lunar timepiece goes under the hammer

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Moon hoax FFS

AS Mythbusters pointed out (every 30 seconds) in their episode *busting* the hoax myths.

"THE MOON IS NOT THE EARTH"

and anyone who looks at the photos and then points out "light doesn't do that" is correct.

On Earth.

On the Moon (as shown) things are different. Lack of atmosphere for a start. It's indisputable the Apollo pictures were taken in a vacuum.

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Re: Urban Myth

No cite ?

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours :)

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Tip of the hat to old school

*Omega explains: "When NASA chose this watch, they requested a hesalite crystal, which, unlike a sapphire crystal, does not break into tiny fragments on impact. This feature is very important for astronauts, as the tiny fragments of a broken sapphire crystal would pose a danger in a zero-gravity environment."

Now *that* is preparation,. *That* is properly scoping out a project. And *that* is proper specification.

Like the reason they didn't use pencils (Russian gags aside) was because of the danger of graphite floating into electrical circuits. *That's* why the Apollo pens cost so much.

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US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Not really sure it takes Sherlock Holmes.

They were bought by one of the countries that would like ISIS to triumph.

Saudi Arabia ?

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Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

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So, the US *was* wrong

the sheer nerve of the US trying to explain *our* laws to us.

Next year, Teresa May explains to the US congress how they don't really get the US constitution.

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US tries one last time to sway EU court on data-slurping deal

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OT, (but hopefully of interest)

Is there a word - possibly from another language - to describe the situation of the "inferior" in a relationship presuming to lecture the "superior" ?

In this case, the US explaining to the EU that the EU understanding of EU law is flawed ?

Or (as happened a year ago) Alex Salmond explaining to the Bank Of England how the Bank of England didn't understand British monetary policy ?

There must be a word. There must

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Hash-tag CompSci: FBI grooms pre-weed teens

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War on Terror meets War on Drugs

pass the popcorn ....

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Solar panel spammer hit by UK’s biggest ever nuisance calls fine

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Re: Dump the landline ...

Sorry I have no advice.

We managed to buy a house in one of the most topsy-turvey places in Britain.

Technically, we live in a city. But are 5 minutes walks from a "shire" with beautiful countryside all around.

We're 2 minutes from a motorway.

We're a "deprived area" (no stamp duty, thanks to Gordon Brown) yet are cabled up to the max. My standard 60MBps pure-cable connection is better than *any* of our directors (so they tell me). And I am a minutes walk from a highly-ranked UK university (although not so highly ranked they reply to my emails).

Mobile coverage is 100% for every network - probably due to the proliferation of masts on tower blocks within line of sight.

And a 10 minute drive from the newest hospital in the UK.

Yet house prices here are sub-normal. Currently. A couple of country-dwelling friends have commented that they would pay more for a property with decent broadband.

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Dump the landline ...

3 months ago, for various reasons, we had to pull the phone out of the wall. Since then the world hasn't ended. We have already ensured that any communications are email/twitter/ Hospitals and doctors seem to be able to call the mobile.

Bottom line, is 3 months without a landline, and not a single cold call. Probably not what Virgin Media will want to hear when I next call them up "to quit".

Presumably the fact that you still have to pay for a mobile call means they are much less prone to spamming ?

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Slander-as-a-service: Peeple app wants people to rate and review you – whether you like it or not

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"Peeple"

why did I immediate think of "Menshn" ?

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Bill Bailey: The man, the musician, the comic, the troll, the legend

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Hindi-Indie

the mash-up of Dueling Banjos/Creep with the Indian band and choir is probably my favourite.

Oh, hang on .... how about "Cars" playing on a rack of bicycle horns ?

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UK.gov wants a cloud wizard at £1,000 a DAY. That's more than the prime minister's salary

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Oddly, the job spec does not ask for security clearance

I predict the person who has (already) filled this post (what ? You *really* thought this was an above-board business) doesn't have security clearance, and

has proven knowledge and experience of operating within a Microsoft private cloud system system, plus proven knowledge in non-Microsoft technologies, such as Agresso, Cisco core networking, NetApp Storage, and HP Blade Centre and Compute.

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iOS 9 update set to bork 'hundreds of thousands of EU businesses'

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Hardly a surprise though

For something which really should be the dogs bollocks, it seems to me that bluetooth is fragmented and badly implemented in most cases.

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For just $400 you can have this Raspberry Pi – and MINE BITCOIN

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Reminds me of the comment about the Analytical Engine

that the only use for it would be to calculate how much it had cost

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Indianapolis man paints his ball every day – for FORTY YEARS

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Disappointed

So far into comments, and no comparison to the pitch drop experiment ?

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UK terror law probe stresses 'safeguards' amid MI5 plot claims

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The joke icon spoils the truth .....

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since 7/7 "only two people have been killed by terrorists"

And how many innocent people have been killed by the police ?

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Blood-crazy climate mosquitoes set to ground Santa's reindeer

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Of course this is good news ...

for those people who advocate eating insects as a source of protein.

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US Catholic Church launches app for Jesus-phone

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Bishop Christopher Coyne

Nominative determinism at work there. Or proof God *does* have a sense of humour.

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English, Spanish

not Latin ?

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Apple working on 3D mapping at secret Swedish hideaway

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Saw the Apple car here last week

(Birmingham).

Quite an impressive piece of kit on the roof ....

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Confession: I was a teenage computer virus writer

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sending text commands to the monitor

ah, that was how mainframes did graphics in those days. Techtronix and Wyse terminals ring bells.

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Hey, glassholes: Google patents movement-sensing, shape-shifting specs

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Already drifting OT ...

whatever happened to the idea of using a film of liquid curved with electrostatic force to replace solid lenses ? Maybe bit premature for eyeglasses, but for cameras ?

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Vanished global warming may not return – UK Met Office

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And then people wonder why the Met Office lost the BBC contract ?

For at least 10 - maybe 15 years, I (not a climatologist nor a meteorologist) I have been increasingly sceptical of how the Met Office headlines can be connected to the data. It seems to me that *whatever* the (pesky ?) data shows, the story from the Met Office conveniently fits the narrative of <p><del>global warming</del></p> "climate change". Making the Met Office look like prize charlies, when the "BBQ" summers they insist will happen didn't. And then when the mild winters they insisted we will keep having didn't either (anyone remember 2010-2011 ?).

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'Walter Mitty' IT manager admits to buying gun on dark web

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Re: Entrapment?

Probably finely nuanced ...

The key question is "would the defendant have acted as they did, if the police had done nothing ?"

In this case it would seem the defendant would have - they seem to have dreamt up the idea of buying a gun, and if it hadn't been for the actions of the police, may very well have got one. A real one. And like people who want to be MPs, the very last person who should have a gun, is someone who wants to have a gun. They are - by definition - dangerous people.

So in this case, big up for plod --->

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