1442 posts • joined 5 Mar 2010
Here in Brum, the roads are worse than ones I drove on in Kenya. In 1993. They don't need to have a shovelful of asphalt rolled into the hole, which lasts an afternoon. They need to re-lay the roads from a depth of 2m.
If the "potholes" in my street get any deeper, I shall apply for mineral rights.
Thanks for that, I particularly liked:
"Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine kook."
(credit to Alan Morgan).
Re: 1950s obscenity law
The problem is we'll get more pressure on ISPs. Imagine a law which makes the ISP liable if any smut gets to the Jones PC. ISPs would just block any site not verified as being in the UK.
Re: So let me get this right...
time to update the quote about it will be a just world when the last lawyer is hung with the guts of the last banker ....
is a *new* word ?
Where did the phrase "demobbed" come from then ? Along with the suit ?
Re: moth balls
reminds of Jack Dees suggestion that wicker basket making is to keep mentally ill patients busy. One room makes a load of wicker baskets which are then taken to the next room to be dismantled ....
Mission creep ?
Surely someone with your experience could broaden your brief to include drawing pins, staples, and by inclusion various tapes ? Meaning you get to play with parcel tape guns and staple guns ? That's the rest of the day sorted.
Windows plus !!!!
Was that the add-on that had an option to resize the desktop somehow ? I recall installing it, and breaking one of our companies products. It was only me that had the bug. Eventually the developers had to remove my machine, and install debug on it, to discover it was the Plus feature. I would have got a bollocking, only two customers reported the same thing a few days later, and I got a pat on the head for being so thorough in testing ....
surely "culs-de-sacs" ?
Funny timing ..
MrsPage and I have started to think of moving, and noticed - certainly on Rightmove - that one of the selectors for a search is *not* "type of road". Meaning you can't actually search for properties only in cul-de-sacs.
Having worked in estate agency software for a few years, I don't recall it ever being suggested as a feature, so it's probably still not being captured at the point of entry.
Anyway, we *like* cul de sacs, and it's a prime requirement for our next move. The main two reasons are peace (no whizz of cars passing by) and security - people who shouldn't be here stand out a mile.
Re: Vise grips
So not only do you call them the wrong thing, you compound the error by spelling it wrong too ?
Well, if "Roundabouts of Redditch" can fly off the shelves ...
Maybe El Reg/SPB is missing a trick here. I'm sure 12 glossy pics of LOHAN in various *ahem* "poses" with some cursory details of holidays in parts of the world you've never heard of, let alone care about, might prove lucrative.
well played sir ! Please accept a pint with the award ;)
Soldering irons next week?
that'd descend into pure porn in a few pics. Soldering stations, wave baths, vacuum desoldering tools which look like a Star Trek hypo-spray.
And we'd have to deal with USAians saying "sodder" :(
Missed opportunity here
we could have had cladogram of pliers, with long nose, slip joint, round nose, circlip ....
Aha! But that's clearly two words! *claims internet pendant award*
Except the poster clearly stated "term" not "word". It's quite common for other languages to have to use more than one word for a direct translation of English, in much the same way as English sometimes has to use more than one word to express a foreign word. I give you "Schadenfreude", and take your pedant award.
Sounds to me like they want to train the good stuff *out*
Best way to test *any* system - particularly for security - is to let people who haven't a ****ing clue loose on it.
Worst way to test *any* system - particularly for security - is to let people who think they know what they're talking about loose on it.
So we'll end up with a generation who've been taught the "official" way, and won't think any other way.
Or we would if this hare-brained scheme lasts more than five minutes.
Serious question. Can anyone name any UK.gov "initiatives" in the past 20 years which are still going ?
Re: Surely ..
IMHO no internet - no comparethemeerkat - no ads.
the UK adopting the Meerkat as it's national animal should be in there ?
Drifting OT, but talking of adaptive circuits ..
it *may* have been Sinclair, but didn't someone in the early 80s talk about fabbing chips with logic gates at the junctions, so you wouldn't need to test each individual IC (which in those days had a fail rate of 80%) but instead ran some code which inspected the ICs and simply blew the links to the bad ones ? The idea being you could stack loads of wafers to save on costs somewhere.
Always sounded neat, but don't recall it being used ?
Cognitive dissonance ?
Is that the phrase when things don't quite square up.
News: Economy to reach 2008 peak this year.
Jobs: Jobless total falling.
Business: Banks pay bonuses.
and yet Barclays feel the need to cut rates ? Someone, somewhere is telling porkies.
Two factor authentication ...
Any system relying on a single password will have this vulnerability. My bank, and employer use (different) 2 factor systems, which is as secure as you can get, and still be practical.
There's a market opportunity for a universal 2-factor solution. Amazon ? Google ?
Re: Why do we still rely on the black box?
From what I have heard, there was no communication from the crew suggesting anything untoward before the loss of contact.
Given it can take a while for an airliner to drop out of the sky, why was there no distress call from the crew ?
In this case the only hope of finding out is the black box.
Re: Whatever happened to ...
... Spirit of Free Enterprise?
See icon ->
As with all government initiatives ...
the end product will be an ad campaign.
So much easier than actually doing anything.
UK .gov websites ?
ISTR a vast majority of public facing UK government websites mandated using IE6. Since it's axiomatic that the end of XP will equal the end of IE6, what's the plan then ?
people who were going to give money to BPAS might think twice in future.
And speaking of mugging, how about the situation I have seen a few times, where a car pulls up at the top of my cul de sac, 4 young people get out, and start blitzing the doorbells to get people to sign up for a direct debit to various charities. MacMillan is definitely one. Don't ever try and give these people cash - it offends them. It has to be a *monthly* direct debit. Of which a certain %age goes to the salesman (because that's what they are). If you should cancel your direct debit before the "collection agency" has had their cut, guess how the shortfall gets paid ?
Yes, it is a large fine. By all means let them waste more money appealing. I hope the fine stands pour encourager les autres.
If a few web admins have to have a sleepless weekend, as they ensure their sites are as secure as possible, then some good will have come from it.
Drifting OT ... one thing I recall
from early 80s "Tomorrows World", was a handheld input device to replace a keyboard. IIRC you held it in your hand with a button for each finger and the thumb, and a combination of buttons corresponded to letters. It was *supposed* to be much faster than trying to type on a miniature keyboard.
I wonder what became of it. It was a British invention.
I discovered Maplin in the 70s. In conjunction with Electronics Today International. Drooling over pictures of the monophonic synthesiser you could build, and a pre-Sinclair computer of some description.
In those days, they were a mail-order only outfit AFAICR. And there was intense rivalry between Maplin-ers, and Tandy-ers.
Does this signify a revival
of cold fusion stories ?
Nokia quality decline ...
Used to be Nokia was a byword for build quality, if nothing else.
My (work provided) Lumia 620's volume up button stopped working. Seems I'm not alone
is this another symptom of a slow decline ?
Re: surveillance without cause --> interment without trial?
I was going to upvote you anyway, but wanted to leave a comment to counter the brainless downvote you attracted.
I wonder if this will start to backfire on GCHQ ...
because now they're going to have to explain why they *must* have seen images suggesting sexual abuse of children (it's a statistical given) and did nothing.
Re: I like the pipe ...
Maybe a more appropriate icon would be ->
I like the pipe ...
completes a holy trinity of bacon, booze and tobacco
if (like most IT pros) you put the superhub into modem-only mode, and use your own (decent) router, then you can set your own DNS entries. I tend to swap between Googles and OpenDNS.
But seriously folks ..
How can you ban a number ?
Wasn't there talk a while ago where somebody wanted to ban a prime number ? People ended up making T-Shirts with it on ?
Echoing other Prime *and* LOVEFILM subscribers ..
I've emailed Amazon CS to see what happens to my LF account. Will they "know" that I am also a Prime subscriber, and change the fee to £0.00, or will they expect me to cancel my LF account. In which case what happens to my 8 year rental history ?
Anyway, I'll also add to the view that both Lovefilm and Netflix are pretty lite on decent streaming content. Unlike their US counterparts. So clearly it's something to do with UK sensibilities.
Like some people commenting here, I don't use Facebook.
However, unlike some people here, I accept that doesn't keep my data away from Facebook. The second someone who has your contact details in their hotmail/google/whatever address book let's Facebook slurp it you're done for. Facebook now knows you exist. As more friends join up, Facebook can work out your age, your sex, your income, your likes, your dislikes. And if someone uploads a picture with you in it, you could even be tagged.
How come Facebook is allowed to ask for the password to a hotmail account ? Anyone else did that, it'd be criminal.
Jean Paul Sartre
As a thinker there was no one keener, except he knew fuck all about the Cortina.
USB headset->PC->Bluetooth->Windows phone
Just come off a conference call. Usually (When *I* set them up) we use GotoMeeting, which is great. I can use a USB headset with my PC.
Today, because the call had been setup by a manager, they insisted on using our clunky conference call facility. Which is a landline. So I had to use my mobile. Rather than sit for an hour with my mobile clamped to my head (which makes muting tricky, as the mute button is next to the end call button) I had a brainwave. Why not connect my phone to my PC using bluetooth, and then use my PCs headset.
Does anyone know if this can be done. Because my phone will play music through my PC, but make calls ??
I already asked in WPCentral, and got no replies :(
Re: A bit more notice...
I almost sent a link to my boss, suggesting our company send someone, since we have made BYOD a key strategic imperative for 2014.
Then I saw the Windows 8 disclaimer, and didn't bother. Currently, Windows 8 hasn't made it into a 3 year plan yet, let alone 5 year (he says, on an XP machine due for upgrade in 2 weeks).
Can't see it being too well attended ..
This covers Windows 8.1 in the enterprise,
Re: The crazy thing...
In some ways I agree. However, you have to bear in mind the accumulated "wisdom" since Adam Smith, about "division of labour", which inevitably leads to businesses using terms like "core business".
On paper, and in (expensive) management seminars it sounds brilliant. However, it ignores the interconnectedness of things.
I refer you to the story(s) passim about RBS, where it was pointed out that their biggest strategic mistake was to consider IT as something someone else could do for them. Many posters here pointed out that in reality, a modern bank is an IT house which just happens to manage money. In the same way EDF are an IT house which happen to manage energy.
Re: Not the first time
They *needed* warning ?????????
Unencrypted passwords ?
who at Tescos thought that was in anyway a Good Thing ?
The "Fail" icon just isn't big enough for this one.
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