* Posts by JimmyPage

1509 posts • joined 5 Mar 2010

Got your NUDE SELFIES in the cloud? Two-factor auth's your best bet for securing them

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So we'll all have

a keyring with dozens of TFA token generators to carry around.

I can see the improvement already.

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PLEASE STOP with the snooping requests, begs Google as gov data demands skyrocket

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Maybe if the spooks had to pay

you know, like we do ? £10 a pop ?

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Apple CEO Tim Cook: TV is TERRIBLE and stuck in the 1970s

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Re: Stick in the seventies?

Here's another "Horizon" I remember ... Prof. Richard Dawkins (yes, that one) demonstrating how evolution could be modelled with simple programs - he even talked the viewer through one he had written. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't HTML ....

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Re: US media domination ?

I was using "cable" as a (admittedly lazy) shorthand for "not network".

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Re: Repetition and paddding

and the content is dumbed down beyond belief.

No one under 40 would believe that I learned about Quarks, and the like from a "Horizon" broadcast in the mid-70s (I was 10) on a Saturday afternoon as an alternative to "Grand(fucking - I hated sport)Stand".

A few weeks later there was another Horizon, about the discoveries of ancient humanoid fossils causing scientists to conclude mankind had been around closer to 12,000,000 in some form, rather than the 2,000,000 they believed up to then.

You just never see anything like this nowadays. However you will see loads of pretty shots of sunsets, or mountain ranges, usually with the pretty boy* presenter (Brian Cox) looking upwards, as the camera crew try out their new spinny gear.

*Exceptions made for Alice Roberts though <swoon>.

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Re: US media domination ?

ITYM US *network* domination. You know. NBC, CBS, Fox (except "House M.D.").

US cable quality has been growing at a frenetic rate. The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, The Shield, House of Cards.

Hell those are the ones the Mrs and I have watched. There's plenty more which aren't to our taste, but which get shedloads of *critical* praise (as opposed to viewing figures).

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Nothing wrong with TV *Tech*

it's as far as it'll go for now.

There's everything wrong with the TV Business though. From risk-averse "executives" through to a desire to monetize everything.

The current car-crash that is BBC license fee, VM subscription, Sky Subscription (even if you have VM,. as "Sky Atlantic" is out of your reach[1]), Netflix, Amazon Prime, Blinkbox, [contd page 92]. With loads of middlemen trying to get at your wallet.

If Apple can deliver a single subscription model, that gives me access to all the content I want - even if it's no cheaper than aggregating the individual packages - then I may become a fanboi.

[1]No problem of course. You use the big fat VM pipe to <cough> acquire what you need.

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Brit telcos warn Scots that voting Yes could lead to HEFTY bills

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You know all this talk of things being more expensive

after YES, because of all the subsidies from rUK ?

Has anyone got the calculations of the rebate the rUK will get per capita, if there is a YES vote ? You know. All that extra money you told us you were spending in Scotland you are now not ?

Or is it all bullshit ?

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Huawei ditches new Windows Phone mobe plans, blames poor sales

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Just as my phone got 8.1

Which is quite a leap from 8.0 But which adds one thing I have wanted for years.

"WiFi Sense" which effectively automates logging in to the myriad of free WiFi APs you collect after a while that always need your email address when you move to a new one (O2 I'm looking at you).

The *only* downside about WP is lack off apps. It actually pisses all over Android (which *still* hasn't sorted out it's Bluetooth integration yet - 2 years after I complained that it still hadn't sorted it's bluetooth integration out).

In this case, very happy to be a ------------------>

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Boffins: Searching for ALIENS is like looking for PIZZA among students

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Life ...

anyone heard the term "ignostic" ? John Lloyd mentioned it on a Richard Herring podcast (slight plug).

It's a philosophy which requires terms to be defined, before an answer is given. So in the case of "Do you believe in God ?" terms need to be decided. Beard ? Sandals ? Tall ? Fat ?

Only when terms are defined, can an answer be given. As he put it "you tell me what I don't believe in."

Same with "life". Define terms.

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New 'Cosmos' browser surfs the net by TXT alone

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Re: "Minifies"

Well now it's been used, we need to invent a grammar ...

Minify - the verb

Minfied - the adjective

MiniFi - the noun ..

I wonder where that idea was burglarized from ?

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Archaeologists and robots on hunt for more Antikythera pieces

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Ancient technology ...

On a similar vein - and just as impressive - was the discovery in London, of a machine to provide water to Roman London (I think it was discovered by the Crossrail team).

It was a series of buckets, on an iron chain, driven (presumably) by donkey power.

Completely and utterly unknown anywhere else in the Roman world, which is why they struggled (with modern technology) to recreate a working model.

Anyone know of Trajans bridge ? Parts of which still stand.

It annoysme when people assume that our ancestors were somehow less clever than us. They weren't. As James Burke so eloquently put it "They just knew different things."

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Phones 4u slips into administration after EE cuts ties with Brit mobe retailer

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Re: What will become

Well ..............

A lot of P4U shops are (were ?) in malls near a Poundland ....

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Cops apologise for leaving EXPLOSIVES in suitcase at airport

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No one has yet spotted the significance of this story.

What if they had used a suitcase going out of the country ? How would the poor passenger explain *that* to the security people at the other end.

And if they are doing it with explosives, you can bet they're doing it with drugs.

If I was executed by one of the more draconian regimes for a half grain of heroin planted in my luggage by OzCop inc. I'd be very cross when I got to heaven, and wouldn't enjoy it.

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Uber alles-holes, claims lawsuit: Taxi biz sued by blind passengers

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@cyberelic

The Daily Mail site is thataway ---------->

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4th Century GOBLET could REVIVE CORPSE of holographic storage

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Made in China

Fabricant Orientalis, surely ?

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Don't buy that phone! It ATTRACTS CRIMINALS, UK.gov will tell people

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Alternatively

You could keep your phone out of sight, and just use a bluetooth headset ?

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LOHAN gets laughing gear round promotional mug

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Beer glass - excellent idea ...

especially if twice the price of the coffee mugs ...

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Re:stuffing Lester's thong with fivers!

MInd bleach to aisle 5 please

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Brainboxes caught opening Bitcoin fraud emails. Seriously, guys?

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Re: Huh ?

Ah, thanks for that. I set it up, and assumed it was compulsory.

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Huh ?

Blockchain certainly have a 2-factor authentication process. When you enter your ID, it sends a code to the email address associated with the wallet.

So a simple phishing attack won't work.

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Carbon tetrachloride releases still too high, says NASA

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Pedant alert

ISTR the proper name is now tetrachloromethane. Certainly was when I did chemistry (A level) back in 1984.

Also used in fire extinguishers IIRC.

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LOHAN packs bags for SPACEPORT AMERICA!

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Drifting slightly ...

ISTR when Richard "the Hamster" Hammond (he's not a real hamster) did a prog about "could the gunpowder plot have succeeded"[1], they couldn't - for whatever reason - buy enough gunpowder in the UK. Ironically[2] it had to come from Spain. *Very* secretly.

[1]Oh yes, and then some !!!!

[2] Because Guy Fawkes learned his gunpowder skills in Spain.

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**** the European badge

Why should you celebrate Europe if they can't ****ing well support you ?

I'll have a *US* patch, please. £20 ?

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Microsoft: We plan to CLEAN UP this here Windows Store town

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Is MS staffed by muppets ?

on what planet would spaffing $100 a pop generate decent apps that people WANT.

Why didn't they give Nationwide [UK building society] £10,000 to develop a windows version of their mobile banking app (which they have no plans to develop any time soon. I have that in writing from their IT director).

Or anyone of the commercial apps that *companies* aren't offering on WP ?

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RealVNC distances itself from factories, power plants, PCs hooked up to password-less VNC

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Re: VNC and RDP

you may be interested in guacamole.

Not, not that this

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Legality ?

For anyone wondering about the legality of the research, Tentler insisted: "It isn’t [illegal]. Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, Websense, every antivirus vendor in the world, and Shodan – they all do similar scans."

Never heard that one in court before. He might, just might, want to pay for legal advice right now. He could save an awful lot later ....

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Need a green traffic light all the way home? Easy with insecure street signals, say researchers

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Alternatively, just phase the lights --->

There used to be a time (I bet they've fucked it up now) on the A4, from Hounslow to the Chiswick roundabout, where if you got your timing right, you could sail through *every* light on green.

The trick was to start at a red light. And as you set of, accelerate steadily, until you got to 35. Then hold it (the speed limit was 40). If you did this, you'd see every light go green as you approached it. In off-peak conditions I could get from Hounslow to Kensington in 20 minutes.

It took a bit of nerve though, as it meant driving towards a red light at speed, and not slowing down. If you did, you'd start to fall behind, and eventually get caught.

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Re:Buses

It's the bus stops they place (deliberately) opposite traffic islands that irk me. I once followed a bus from Horsefair for a mile, with about 10 stops where I had to sit behind and wait each time. Took 15 minutes. I could have walked faster (as could the bus passengers).

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If they did that in Brum

they'd probably double the average traffic speed.

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Hear ye, young cyber warriors of the realm: GCHQ wants you

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Nominative determinism or in-joke. You decide.

Chris Ensor is deputy director for the National Technical Authority for Information Assurance

So his post is addressed C.Ensor ?

Really ?

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Citrix drizzles lightly and briefly on VMware's parade with Xen update

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@Dr. Mouse

Maybe you need a boss like this ?

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HTML5 RDP ...

noticed quite a few projects are starting to deliver this ... using a browser to replace terminal services, and all the other proprietary remote-access protocols.

The metamorphosis of the PC, back into dumb terminal is almost complete.

Where's my VT100 ?

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Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE

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Drifting OT, but "iPhone" ...

wasn't there a court case a while back where Hoover effectively lost their exclusivity of branding, as it was judged that "Hoover" was synonymous with "vacuum cleaner" ?

Similar to "Blu-Tak" and "Sellotape" ?

Maybe the same is happening to "iPhone" becoming a generic term, rather than a brand.

And although I know it will attract a slew of downvotes, I do find it interesting this phenomenon seems to apply to things which suck or stick.

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Rubber Ub' hub: Uber test-drives condoms, gift card, soap etc deliveries

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9 *am* to 9 *pm* ?

Surely the other way round would be of more use ?

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Microsoft and HTC are M8s again: New One mobe sports WinPhone

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MS are paying the wrong people ..

sod phone manufacturers ... you could have wall to wall Windows phones in every store. Until you have enough *apps* to offer, no-one who can choose their phone will go Windows.

If MS invested a few million to develop, say, 50% of the top 50 apps that are lacking a Windows port, they'd have a much better chance of getting Joe Soap to buy one.

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What happened to the Citrix story ?

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What happened to the Citrix story ?

Has El Reg been Geugled ?

I know it existed, as I commented on it ... Now I get a nasty Apache error ..

Gone

The requested resource

/forum/1/2014/08/19/citrix_xen_app_and_desktop_update/

is no longer available on this server and there is no forwarding address. Please remove all references to this resource.

Apache/2.2.22 (Debian) Server at forums.theregister.co.uk Port 80

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e-Borders fiasco: Brits stung for £224m after US IT giant sues UK govt

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HS2

makes no difference if it's "worthwhile" or not. It will be done badly - if at all - because the political will which started it will wane as it goes on.

Concorde was more a marvel of political will than technology.

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5 year plans ....

The reason these megacorps inflate their prices so much is they damn well know, the bigger (i.e. *longer*) a project is, the more likely it will fall between two political camps.

The government that ordered it.

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The successive government which on balance of probabilities didn't want it.

As soon as the latter happens, then the project will be reviewed, the specification (as was) will be revised to account for the new political reality, and from that point, the project will slowly wither and die.

Look as HS2 .. all the dithering. What sane CEO is going to take any part of that project, without a damn good padding to cover themselves over the potential 2 (and it will over run, so we may have 3 or 4) changes of government ?

I don't know what the answer is, but the problem is politics.

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Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

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I'd call it "Spinal Tap"

because it goes all the way up to 11

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Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy

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Obligatory ? Stewart Lee reference ...

Stewart: "It's very easy to use words and logic to make someone look like they're selfish, simply because they've expressed a position that could be interpreted as that."

Chris: "That's what Julian Assange says."

Stewart: "I bet he does."

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Top money men face up to 2 YEARS in slammer for neglecting to spot crim-cash activity

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In other news

the price of BitCoins goes up ....

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Doesn't the new copyright law

specifically exempt format shifting ? Also it doesn't define how much a "quote" of a work is.

So would a fan uploading a 100% clip of an MP4 stream as (say) an AVI be liable ?

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Hackers' Paradise: The rise of soft options and the demise of hard choices

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Backward compatibility ...

One thing this otherwise excellent article doesn't really address, and is the *real* reason we are where we are.

PC/MS-DOS were inherently flawed, as they were single-user in execution, they had no concept of root and user access. Whoever switched on the machine was king of the hill. And this paradigm carried on throughout the 1980s and 90s - right the way up to Windows 95.

We *could* have had a true multi-user multi-tasking PC/OS combination in 1987. But the second business realised they would have to pay for new software to run on OS/2, the die was cast.

Excellent reading and discussion material for a Friday. It's like being back at Uni ;)

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It's time for PGP to die, says ... no, not the NSA – a US crypto prof

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Want to thwart the snoopers ?

You don't "send" mail anymore. You simply post your encrypted message on a usenet server (ask your parents, kids) with the intended recipients public key as the subject.

The recipient can easily find the message from whatever server they use, and download it, decrypt it, and if required, respond the same way.

All the communications in the world in the open, and (assuming you trust the underlying encryption) safe. Sadly, Teresa May will now lose that lovely "meta data" she wants to collect, so she knows who is communicating with who, but that's the price she (and others) will have to pay for abusing their powers in the first place.

Bearing in mind, from a UK perspective, discussion of encrypted mail is moot, since the authorities can simply ask you to decrypt it with the incentive of 2 years (or is it 5 ?) in the big house if you don't.

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Why your mum was WRONG about whiffy tattooed people

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Human physics !

Many years ago, I read a book (it may have been a siblings schoolbook) which expressed human activity in SI units.

If I remember correctly, the human brain, running at full pelt, can use an incredible 100W ... which is 25% of the total energy a human can expend. Which, if you think about it, means your body has to deliver enough power to your brain to light a 100W light bulb.

When you start to think about the chemistry behind that, it leaves you in wonder at nature. It also puts "technology" squarely in it's place, when you think how much power a CPU takes to badly ape human thinking.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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STILL no standard ?

I posted a while ago, to general approval, that there really needs to be an ISO-level standard about how passwords (or more generally identity verification) should be carried out.

At present, you have no idea what happens to that password, once you press "register", or "Login".

Is it hashed and compared. Is it stored in plaintext ?

You have no idea.

If you forget it, can you reset it. Will it be emailed to you, in plain text ?

You have no idea.

I'm starting to think that usernames and password are starting to become obsolete, although the worry is, there's nothing (yet) to replace them.

Is there space in the market, for something you can use on a phone ? Something like a virtual RSA keyfob, where it delivers a verification code based upon your credentials, and something unique stored on the phone ?

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New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI

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Drifting OT slightly ...

funnily enough, we had 2 letters yesterday - one for the wife, and one for sprog (a brief usenet discussion suggests I should also receive on, but they're being batched).

Anyway, their names are being kept *off* the open register (according to the letter) which is following the previous choice I made when I last submitted the form.

Reading this makes an interesting point:

"The Government has stated that 35 million voters will be transferred to the new system automatically as their identity can verified using the Department of Work and Pensions database. The remainder will be required to prove their identity in order to remain on the electoral register"

so clearly wife+child are in that system. However there are posts from people who are being asked to verify their identity.

I would be curious to know - I wonder if we'll ever be told - how many "voters" disappear after this exercise ?

Also, is this the first time that the DWP "system" has been connected to issues involving citizenship ? Presumably there are NI number holders in their system who are *not* eligible to vote ?

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Totes AMAZEBALLS! Side boob, binge-watch and clickbait added to Oxford Dictionary

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Re: Sonnertagruktfahrkarten

I have never studied German, just pick up little bits from reading and the odd film, so I was well chuffed that I almost decoded that ...

Sonner = special

tag = day

gruktfahr (or more probably)

gruk <mumble>

fahr <mumble>

karten = card [ticket ?]

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What's in your toolbox? Why the browser wars are so last decade

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I think it's clear the direction we're moving ...

the client end - PC plus browser, is becoming the end-goal. You then point that at the website of your choice, to actually do something.

If this is the case, then the end of the journey will be a box which is intended for, and designed to just access websites, which deliver the real functionality.

When you look at it that way, ChromeOS is a logical development. And hardware vendors need to think carefully about what they build.

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