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AT&T 'violates net neutrality' by NOT charging twice for same data

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Reasonable and sensible

are not mentioned anywhere in the US constitution.

Just life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

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Bloke blasts Sprint for fingering his home as phone thieves' den

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Re: Say it with me, Euro-weenies:

What about septics ? Although I believe when they found out about that, they tried calling themselves "Shermans" ...

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Re: 2 years ? I'd have moved

I suspect from the tone of their reply MachDiamond is American. Which might explain it ....

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2 years ? I'd have moved

Given how merkins love guns ...

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Playboy fined £100k by Blighty watchdog for FLASHING SMUT at kids

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Ofcom, not ATVOD

or whoever ?

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Wanna really insult someone? Log off and yell it in the street - gov

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Actually

my lad bought me a book last year "A history of the world according to facebook" which is pretty much that ...

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Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work

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Offshore working hours

Every offshore outfit I've dealt with makes a point that they will work whenever suits you - if you want them 9-5 GMT, they'll be there.

Personally I prefer to leave them do their own 9-5. Usually they are 4 hours behind, so you get the morning to inspect what they've done and have some peace & quiet, then after lunch you can liaise with them, and set them the next set of tasks to continue with after you go.

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Amazon-bashed HMV calls in administrators, seeks buyer

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Now there's another mystery ...

How do CEX survive ? Their 2nd hand stuff is 95% the price of new, generally.

I once bought a SIMM from them, for £10. Paid cash. It was wrongly labelled so I took it back for a refund, which they point blank refused without "taking my details" which I wouldn't supply. even though they admitted it had been a cash transaction (so identity wasn't an issue).

In the end I couldn't work out a way to get the refund without giving over my details ... it was suggested I take them to court, but (a) that would have revealed my identity and (b) it was possible I wouldn't get costs.

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Manning was 'illegally punished', will get 112 days lopped off any sentence

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US executions ...

The rejected the guillotine because they felt bodily integrity was important. And after the revolution they were desperate to come up with a method of execution which wasn't hanging - hanging being associated with the evil british overlords they had just dumped.

Personally it's harder to think of a more cruel and unusual punishment than the electric chair. But with the gas chamber and lethal injection someone managed it.

The irony is we managed to get hanging to a fine art - possible to get a prisoner from bed to dead in just under 10 seconds.

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Re: The poor bastard has already lost

Also bears known to have unclean toilet habits, and Pope has catholic sympathies

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'Leccy-starved Reg hack: 'How I survive on 1.5kW'

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A thought provoking argument

and one that should be required reading for anyone who thinks wind and solar power are going to save us.

Kinda reminded me of the part of "Apollo 13" where they have to find the power to fire up the Command Module ...

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Nuisance calls DOUBLE, Ofcom vows to hunt down offenders

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A lot of wasted effort in all these comments

at the end of the day, telcos need people to make calls to make money. They will not do anything which reduces the number of calls made.

Have DEFRA released their report on how to make turkeys vote for Christmas yet ?

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Toy train company bids for West Coast Mainline

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Suddenly I feel good to be British ...

The original letter was priceless enough, but to get such a marvellous reply ...

We need the odd story like this - and I would say it's worth a tiny bit of my tax money to cheer everyone up a bit. Maybe this can be included in Camerons happiness index ?

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Scientists snap first film of giant squid in action

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Once again, a reminder

we have no idea what's in our own oceans. More people have been to the moon than to the deepest ocean floor.

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Sir James Dyson slams gov's 'obsession' with Silicon Roundabout

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My 2p worth

When our lad was choosing his GCSEs in 2009, we had an open evening at school, where local Universities turned up to encourage pupils to think about choices that would lead to higher education.

One particularly odious character told us of a recent graduate who worked as a "political economist" for a US bank, earning over £40,000 a year (in the US) . He really didn't like me very much, when I put my hand up, and asked if he could give us an example of a graduate who (a) was helping the UK economy and (b) was doing something useful - like medicine, or engineering AND earning £40,000.

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Microsoft burgled, only the APPLE iPADS stolen - cops confirm

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Priceless

Many years ago, a company I worked for had offices in a really out-of-town (nearest store 1mile) technology park.

One day we had a frantic phone call from the office manager. Thieves had broken into our offices, and then used our computers to break the windows into the office across the hall, and steal their computers.

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Brazilian slammer guards nab mobe-smuggling CAT

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Oh well

paws for thought

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'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

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Re: Torvalds insisted he was a mild-mannered man of peace

or someone with a wry sense of humour - clearly not American*

*Well, some of them ....

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Ubisoft probes sudden rash of hijack attacks on gamers' accounts

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The day a site mandates using Facebook to log in

is the day I stop using it.

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US court ungags Yelp reviewer who dissed builder

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Ah, but Amazon ...

allow a debate on a review ... a neat feature which helps balance things out. I recently purchased a set of grab rails from an Amazon retailer. They were notably cheaper than anywhere else (anything intended for disabled people seems to attract a massive premium). There were a few 4/5 star reviews, and a couple of 0-star reviews. Reading the 0-star review it became clear the author was upset because the rails (which they admitted were "faultless" weren't supplied with rawl plugs and screws.

There were a few replies to that review, effectively saying "what a twat - you're saving £4 per rail, and you're niggling over 50p worth of screws".

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Browser makers rush to block fake Google.com security cert

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Oh great

every time theres a cert snafu, you get a rash of browser warnings which will (correctly) light up helpdesk switchboards for weeks. Then you have to explain to users it's OK to ignore the warning. And therefore weaken the point of the warning in the first place.

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Polaroid plans retail Fotobars to print out your pics

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Maybe, just maybe ...

ISTM peeps here have missed the bit that polaroid are adding to the mix ... "phototenders" (which is too clunky to work) which you DON'T get at your local Boots/ASDA (also bear in mind this is a US story, and they have a completely different retail ethos).

Also remember that not everyone who owns a smartphone/digital camera is a tech whizz. If these "fotenders" (see, didn't take long !) can genuinely improve the pictures (and presumably subtly suggest the customer buys an extra copy, or has a mouse mat made from one) then it could be an interesting - if niche - service.

I think - irritatingly enough - that sociologists will become increasingly important in business ventures. The more we isolate ourselves with online services reducing our points of contact with our fellow man, the more chances there are that services that can engineer human contact will flourish. I already know a couple of people who despite online shopping for most things, still go to shopping centres just to have a coffee, meal, and "interact".

Maybe Polaroid could team up with Starbucks, and have in store coffee ?

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Microsoft snaps up Slingbox mastermind's home control biz for Xbox

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what has happened or failed to happen to home automation?

One of the biggest wins for true home automation is reduction in fuel bills. Intelligent heating, coupled with presence detection and the ability to remote control (decide to pop to pub after work ? Put heating back 2 hours via phone*). This clearly steps of the feet of the companies that want to push massively subsidised wind farms down our throats, along with energy companies who (despite what government would have us believe) want to sell us more and more energy.

Go figure.

*Phone. Yes the system can be so depressingly low tech you can control it via SMS - no fancy smartphone needed.

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UK.gov stalks jobless online to axe work refuseniks' benefits

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Just a thought ...

is this *only* available to unemployed ? I have visions of employed people using it to snaffle the better jobs ....

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'Instagram, you were my favourite app and you stabbed me in the back'

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Instagrams big idea ...

will be something like a package they can offer to corporates for dynamic marketing.

Let's take Starbucks as an example. Instagram sign them up to the "platinum" package. Everytime a photo is uploaded from a Starbucks, or featuring a Starbucks, Instagram will flag it, so that Starbucks can feature it in a dynamic ad. Maybe a picture on their website "The latest satisfied customer".

It would be a shame if inappropriate images were to get through though. Like somebody holding a banner saying STARBUCKS in big letters and "pay more tax" in little letters. But I am sure the system would be flawless.

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Brits are so outraged by Amazon, they voted it TOP for shopping

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Amazon user since 1997 here.

What can I say ? They are competitive. The way they have changed their site should be a lesson to all. Incremental upgrades. Useful features rather than flash. And the product descriptions, reviews and discussions all help to give you a feeling that you are empowered and informed. I've never had a problem with them - simple as that.

The nice feature of "people who looked at ..." and "people who bought..." and "Other things people bought ..." is incredibly useful to allow you to weigh up between different models and features.

The only improvement I can think of would be the ability to add an item to your wishlist from a search list, rather than having to click on it first.

Amazon is a shining example of how to do Web 2.0 incredibly well.

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Cameron defends U-turn on web filth ban, leaves filtering to parents

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Re: Sorry, I call "bollocks"

The problem here is that you think the *state* is responsible for everyones welfare.

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Sorry, I call "bollocks"

"at least they try and form evidence based policies and reverse previous decisions on the basis of new evidence."

I refer you to Mr Camerons recent pre-decision regarding cannabis. No matter what the evidence, he's made his mind up (I believe, using Gordon Browns turn of phrase, he's "minded").

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MPs understanding the subject ...

shouldn't be a problem. They can afford to pay (with OUR money) for the very best expertise and advice in their fields.

The problem is when they get it, they promptly ignore it - look at drugs for a start, and energy policy for a finish.

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I think they're trying to paint

a picture where you've bought a new PC (coz sales of them are rocketing) and when you turn it on for the first time, it's have a massive prompt saying "Are there children in the house ?" with a "YES" and "NO" button underneath it.

The silence from Microsoft and Apple (as Mac suppliers) speaks volumes. Where is this mysterious config screen going to go ? Where will the onus lie for providing it ? The retailer ? The OS supplier ? The hardware supplier ? The ISP ? How can an ISP put software on a clients machine ? Especially if that PC is running something which isn't Windows ?

Tablets ?

Smartphones ?

Smart TVs ?

Oh well, at least the government gives us a good laugh when it tries to grapple with technical issues. They treat engineers with contempt and ignore them, and quite rightly get ridiculed when they try to live without them.

On a serious note, this could be an early indication of Camerons impending demise. Politicians usually have bullet-catchers who stop this sort of foot in mouth gaffe. Their mysterious absence, leaving their masters in the line of fire is a sure sign they've read the runes. Remember Jacqui "we'll force paedophiles to register their email" Smith ?

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Facebook: 'No merit' to claim we broke German privacy law

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Real names are pretty irrelevant ...

Facebook/G+ don't give a toss who you are. They do care about who you know though. Because that's how they can slice and dice their data for the marketing guys.

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Conmen DID use leaked info of sporty civil servants... to attack HMRC

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But once your name

address, date of birth and NI number have gone, what can you do ? You can't change your date of birth. I really wouldn't recommend changing your NI number (HMRC fuck up enough when you keep the same one all your life, imagine the field day they'd have if you could change them). Changing address is more stressful than divorce. And changing your name is a bit of an imposition.

I would like to think we have a public think tank looking at the problem of re-securing identity after a breach like this, but I bet we haven't. Which means we'll be told how Facebook will solve the problem.

The only solution I can think of (this is my lunch break) is some sort of public registry, with individual records sealed by a PIN. Any organisation wishing to verify a persons ID submits the tokens (name, address, date of birth) and retrieves a token. The person claiming to be whoever they are then uses their PIN on the token. So when (not if) a public body sprays your data all over the interweb, you can change your PIN, effectively revoking the previous ID.

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Government IT never ceases to underwhelm me ....

Back in 1986, I applied to the CCTA (as it was then) for a position for my sandwich year. Got the interview. Was faced by 5 people, 4 of whom wouldn't have known a computer if it had been paraded through on a carnival float. The fifth was clearly the "staff", and was current up to about 1970 - when I explained I'd studied Pascal, FORTRAN, ADA and Modula-2, he asked about my COBOL.

When they offered me the job, it was £1,000 a year less than had been advertised at. When I queried this, I was told that they paid salary by age band, and I was a year younger than the age band they'd advertised for.

Seems like nothing has changed in 26 years.

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Search engines we have known ... before Google crushed them

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Magellan ?

Or that search engine aggregator Copernic ?

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Hard-up Brit bankers bag endless free Wi-Fi during cig breaks

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Re: Everyone loves a good conspiracy theory

As you connect through your VPN ?

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Coming soon to a theme park near you: Shocking ANTI-PIRACY NAG ADS

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Madness is repeating the same action over and over again

and expecting a different outcome.

I have no love for pirates, but I can see the attraction of a nag-free ad-free[1] programme.

[1]Here's a question ... I can appreciate with free-to-air channels, that ads form part of the deal. But how come I am PAYING for Sky channels, and STILL getting ads ? Well, I would if I watched them. Combination of TiVo, usenet, and other sources mean I can't recall the last ad I actually sat through on TV.

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Ocean seeding a dead duck as carbon solution

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Depends on the fuel

Thorium nuclear power, for example.

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Police use 24/7 power grid recordings to spot doctored audio

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I think the point is ...

a massive PR campaign on behalf of the police to scare baddies into not challenging their "evidence".

Given police claims about cannabis factories being stuffed with UV heat lamps, I'm not sure we have much to learn from their science unit.

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Sniff.. Phew! WORLD'S OLDEST CHEESE discovered in Poland

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Re: "Traces of milk lipids on the pottery revealed its original use"

Cleanest in town sir.

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Fascinating ...

Making cheese is not a walk in the park ... to discover our ancestors were up to it so long ago is incredible. The implications are astounding, since cheese making is analogous to beer (and bread) making.

The ability to adapt out environment to suit our needs is a unique trait to human species.

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Windows mobile - a real showstopper

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Re: Windows mobile - a real showstopper

Oh, and my own bank ... Nationwide.

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Windows mobile - a real showstopper

I've whinged about the dearth of apps for Windows Mobile since getting my (work) phone 2 years ago. And it's almost a given that when I do some smart alec will comment "what apps can't you get ?" and then proceed to heap scorn on me when I list them claiming they're either "not worth it" or "you don't need that anyway".

Well today, for various reasons I needed to use Barclays PingIt. But is there a Windows Mobile version ? Is there bogroll. So there is a real crunch point. My company has dumped Windows Mobile, and has no plans to look at Windows 8. If I weren't so damned honest, I'd "lose" the phone.

Meanwhile, the Mrs sails on with her Android HTC.

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Stephen Hawking pushes for posthumous pardon for Alan Turing

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Poor Catholics

always pilloried as ignorant and dumb. Don't forget it was a pope who asked Copernicus to sort out the problems with a calendar, and who was happy with the end result.

And until Galileo did his impersonation of a 16th Century Assange, the church was quite involved in science, in a good way. Unfortunately (and ironically) they had this nasty niggling need for PROOF. Something which Galileo was unable to provide, because he hadn't done the maths (which had yet to be invented). The real ding-dong started when Galileo went public, called the church liars and couldn't back up his claims.

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@Steve Crook

I can't help but feel this is another example where the well-meaning are unknowingly corrupted by those they oppose. Pardoning Turning would mean in future, people learning about him would not learn what a nasty, homophobic and hypocritical society we were back then, and (more importantly) how we still are.

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No pardon ...

as others have pointed out, let his conviction stand, to remind us of the nasty, bigoted, spiteful nature of those that rule us. Don't let them airbrush that out of history.

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UK.gov backs away from ISP level filtering plan to protect kids

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Predictable really ...

The second it dawned on our lords and masters that this meant *they* would need to "opt out" of a porn filter, this was a dead duck.

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Suspected fake internet cop trio collared by real cops

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Re: I consider it a public duty

I was actually suggesting getting the URL from the phishing email, and then supplying it with a few hundred bogus login details. If the hit rate for the scammers dropped from (say) 1 in 10 to 1 in 1,000 they'll soon give up. Although I'm not so naive as to believe they won't devise another scam.

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I consider it a public duty

to waste as much of these scammers time as possible, when I encounter them. My missis has become particularly adept, after a little basic coaching, and can happily keep them on the phone for half an hour. I wish there was a way we could have calls sent to us from the public to deal with.

I keep meaning to write a small program to deal with all the phishing attempts we receive, and just reply to them with thousands of random username/password combinations. Maybe with the dark evenings, I'll actually get round to it. I was thinking of a monitored email address which takes the URL and then loads the page and submits it again and again. In fact I'm going to go and check and see if LastPass has an API ....

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Dixons and Microsoft haggling over Surface RT Ts&Cs

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why can I hear bells ?

In the old days, no supplier would ever risk alienating Dixons - they were one of the major outlets in the UK.

The times they are a'changing ...

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Sinclair ZX Spectrum FAILS latest radio noise rules SHOCK

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Re: Rebuilding a Speccy...

Blueprints ?

Surely a simple circuit diagram ?

My memory may be playing tricks on me, but I'm pretty certain there was a very short-term release of DIY spectrum kits* so there might be something already out there. Trying to build a modern compliant version strikes me as the IT equivalent of fitting wheels to a tomato - time consuming and utterly pointless.

*The genius that was Sir Clive realised that you could get your customers to build the unit, thus avoiding unrealistic delivery schedules *and* sell it as a "feature". Certainly the ZX80, and early ZX81s ....

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