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LOHAN gets laughing gear round promotional mug

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Beer glass - excellent idea ...

especially if twice the price of the coffee mugs ...

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Re:stuffing Lester's thong with fivers!

MInd bleach to aisle 5 please

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Brainboxes caught opening Bitcoin fraud emails. Seriously, guys?

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Re: Huh ?

Ah, thanks for that. I set it up, and assumed it was compulsory.

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Huh ?

Blockchain certainly have a 2-factor authentication process. When you enter your ID, it sends a code to the email address associated with the wallet.

So a simple phishing attack won't work.

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Carbon tetrachloride releases still too high, says NASA

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Pedant alert

ISTR the proper name is now tetrachloromethane. Certainly was when I did chemistry (A level) back in 1984.

Also used in fire extinguishers IIRC.

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LOHAN packs bags for SPACEPORT AMERICA!

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Drifting slightly ...

ISTR when Richard "the Hamster" Hammond (he's not a real hamster) did a prog about "could the gunpowder plot have succeeded"[1], they couldn't - for whatever reason - buy enough gunpowder in the UK. Ironically[2] it had to come from Spain. *Very* secretly.

[1]Oh yes, and then some !!!!

[2] Because Guy Fawkes learned his gunpowder skills in Spain.

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**** the European badge

Why should you celebrate Europe if they can't ****ing well support you ?

I'll have a *US* patch, please. £20 ?

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Microsoft: We plan to CLEAN UP this here Windows Store town

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Is MS staffed by muppets ?

on what planet would spaffing $100 a pop generate decent apps that people WANT.

Why didn't they give Nationwide [UK building society] £10,000 to develop a windows version of their mobile banking app (which they have no plans to develop any time soon. I have that in writing from their IT director).

Or anyone of the commercial apps that *companies* aren't offering on WP ?

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RealVNC distances itself from factories, power plants, PCs hooked up to password-less VNC

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Re: VNC and RDP

you may be interested in guacamole.

Not, not that this

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Legality ?

For anyone wondering about the legality of the research, Tentler insisted: "It isn’t [illegal]. Yahoo, Google, Microsoft, Websense, every antivirus vendor in the world, and Shodan – they all do similar scans."

Never heard that one in court before. He might, just might, want to pay for legal advice right now. He could save an awful lot later ....

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Need a green traffic light all the way home? Easy with insecure street signals, say researchers

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Alternatively, just phase the lights --->

There used to be a time (I bet they've fucked it up now) on the A4, from Hounslow to the Chiswick roundabout, where if you got your timing right, you could sail through *every* light on green.

The trick was to start at a red light. And as you set of, accelerate steadily, until you got to 35. Then hold it (the speed limit was 40). If you did this, you'd see every light go green as you approached it. In off-peak conditions I could get from Hounslow to Kensington in 20 minutes.

It took a bit of nerve though, as it meant driving towards a red light at speed, and not slowing down. If you did, you'd start to fall behind, and eventually get caught.

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Re:Buses

It's the bus stops they place (deliberately) opposite traffic islands that irk me. I once followed a bus from Horsefair for a mile, with about 10 stops where I had to sit behind and wait each time. Took 15 minutes. I could have walked faster (as could the bus passengers).

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If they did that in Brum

they'd probably double the average traffic speed.

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Hear ye, young cyber warriors of the realm: GCHQ wants you

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Nominative determinism or in-joke. You decide.

Chris Ensor is deputy director for the National Technical Authority for Information Assurance

So his post is addressed C.Ensor ?

Really ?

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Citrix drizzles lightly and briefly on VMware's parade with Xen update

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@Dr. Mouse

Maybe you need a boss like this ?

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HTML5 RDP ...

noticed quite a few projects are starting to deliver this ... using a browser to replace terminal services, and all the other proprietary remote-access protocols.

The metamorphosis of the PC, back into dumb terminal is almost complete.

Where's my VT100 ?

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Kate Bush: Don't make me HAVE CONTACT with your iPHONE

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Drifting OT, but "iPhone" ...

wasn't there a court case a while back where Hoover effectively lost their exclusivity of branding, as it was judged that "Hoover" was synonymous with "vacuum cleaner" ?

Similar to "Blu-Tak" and "Sellotape" ?

Maybe the same is happening to "iPhone" becoming a generic term, rather than a brand.

And although I know it will attract a slew of downvotes, I do find it interesting this phenomenon seems to apply to things which suck or stick.

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Rubber Ub' hub: Uber test-drives condoms, gift card, soap etc deliveries

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9 *am* to 9 *pm* ?

Surely the other way round would be of more use ?

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Microsoft and HTC are M8s again: New One mobe sports WinPhone

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MS are paying the wrong people ..

sod phone manufacturers ... you could have wall to wall Windows phones in every store. Until you have enough *apps* to offer, no-one who can choose their phone will go Windows.

If MS invested a few million to develop, say, 50% of the top 50 apps that are lacking a Windows port, they'd have a much better chance of getting Joe Soap to buy one.

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What happened to the Citrix story ?

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What happened to the Citrix story ?

Has El Reg been Geugled ?

I know it existed, as I commented on it ... Now I get a nasty Apache error ..

Gone

The requested resource

/forum/1/2014/08/19/citrix_xen_app_and_desktop_update/

is no longer available on this server and there is no forwarding address. Please remove all references to this resource.

Apache/2.2.22 (Debian) Server at forums.theregister.co.uk Port 80

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e-Borders fiasco: Brits stung for £224m after US IT giant sues UK govt

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HS2

makes no difference if it's "worthwhile" or not. It will be done badly - if at all - because the political will which started it will wane as it goes on.

Concorde was more a marvel of political will than technology.

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5 year plans ....

The reason these megacorps inflate their prices so much is they damn well know, the bigger (i.e. *longer*) a project is, the more likely it will fall between two political camps.

The government that ordered it.

and

The successive government which on balance of probabilities didn't want it.

As soon as the latter happens, then the project will be reviewed, the specification (as was) will be revised to account for the new political reality, and from that point, the project will slowly wither and die.

Look as HS2 .. all the dithering. What sane CEO is going to take any part of that project, without a damn good padding to cover themselves over the potential 2 (and it will over run, so we may have 3 or 4) changes of government ?

I don't know what the answer is, but the problem is politics.

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Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

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I'd call it "Spinal Tap"

because it goes all the way up to 11

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Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy

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Obligatory ? Stewart Lee reference ...

Stewart: "It's very easy to use words and logic to make someone look like they're selfish, simply because they've expressed a position that could be interpreted as that."

Chris: "That's what Julian Assange says."

Stewart: "I bet he does."

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Top money men face up to 2 YEARS in slammer for neglecting to spot crim-cash activity

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In other news

the price of BitCoins goes up ....

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Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Doesn't the new copyright law

specifically exempt format shifting ? Also it doesn't define how much a "quote" of a work is.

So would a fan uploading a 100% clip of an MP4 stream as (say) an AVI be liable ?

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Hackers' Paradise: The rise of soft options and the demise of hard choices

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Backward compatibility ...

One thing this otherwise excellent article doesn't really address, and is the *real* reason we are where we are.

PC/MS-DOS were inherently flawed, as they were single-user in execution, they had no concept of root and user access. Whoever switched on the machine was king of the hill. And this paradigm carried on throughout the 1980s and 90s - right the way up to Windows 95.

We *could* have had a true multi-user multi-tasking PC/OS combination in 1987. But the second business realised they would have to pay for new software to run on OS/2, the die was cast.

Excellent reading and discussion material for a Friday. It's like being back at Uni ;)

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It's time for PGP to die, says ... no, not the NSA – a US crypto prof

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Want to thwart the snoopers ?

You don't "send" mail anymore. You simply post your encrypted message on a usenet server (ask your parents, kids) with the intended recipients public key as the subject.

The recipient can easily find the message from whatever server they use, and download it, decrypt it, and if required, respond the same way.

All the communications in the world in the open, and (assuming you trust the underlying encryption) safe. Sadly, Teresa May will now lose that lovely "meta data" she wants to collect, so she knows who is communicating with who, but that's the price she (and others) will have to pay for abusing their powers in the first place.

Bearing in mind, from a UK perspective, discussion of encrypted mail is moot, since the authorities can simply ask you to decrypt it with the incentive of 2 years (or is it 5 ?) in the big house if you don't.

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Why your mum was WRONG about whiffy tattooed people

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Human physics !

Many years ago, I read a book (it may have been a siblings schoolbook) which expressed human activity in SI units.

If I remember correctly, the human brain, running at full pelt, can use an incredible 100W ... which is 25% of the total energy a human can expend. Which, if you think about it, means your body has to deliver enough power to your brain to light a 100W light bulb.

When you start to think about the chemistry behind that, it leaves you in wonder at nature. It also puts "technology" squarely in it's place, when you think how much power a CPU takes to badly ape human thinking.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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STILL no standard ?

I posted a while ago, to general approval, that there really needs to be an ISO-level standard about how passwords (or more generally identity verification) should be carried out.

At present, you have no idea what happens to that password, once you press "register", or "Login".

Is it hashed and compared. Is it stored in plaintext ?

You have no idea.

If you forget it, can you reset it. Will it be emailed to you, in plain text ?

You have no idea.

I'm starting to think that usernames and password are starting to become obsolete, although the worry is, there's nothing (yet) to replace them.

Is there space in the market, for something you can use on a phone ? Something like a virtual RSA keyfob, where it delivers a verification code based upon your credentials, and something unique stored on the phone ?

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New voting rules leave innocent Brits at risk of SPAM TSUNAMI

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Drifting OT slightly ...

funnily enough, we had 2 letters yesterday - one for the wife, and one for sprog (a brief usenet discussion suggests I should also receive on, but they're being batched).

Anyway, their names are being kept *off* the open register (according to the letter) which is following the previous choice I made when I last submitted the form.

Reading this makes an interesting point:

"The Government has stated that 35 million voters will be transferred to the new system automatically as their identity can verified using the Department of Work and Pensions database. The remainder will be required to prove their identity in order to remain on the electoral register"

so clearly wife+child are in that system. However there are posts from people who are being asked to verify their identity.

I would be curious to know - I wonder if we'll ever be told - how many "voters" disappear after this exercise ?

Also, is this the first time that the DWP "system" has been connected to issues involving citizenship ? Presumably there are NI number holders in their system who are *not* eligible to vote ?

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Totes AMAZEBALLS! Side boob, binge-watch and clickbait added to Oxford Dictionary

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Re: Sonnertagruktfahrkarten

I have never studied German, just pick up little bits from reading and the odd film, so I was well chuffed that I almost decoded that ...

Sonner = special

tag = day

gruktfahr (or more probably)

gruk <mumble>

fahr <mumble>

karten = card [ticket ?]

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What's in your toolbox? Why the browser wars are so last decade

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I think it's clear the direction we're moving ...

the client end - PC plus browser, is becoming the end-goal. You then point that at the website of your choice, to actually do something.

If this is the case, then the end of the journey will be a box which is intended for, and designed to just access websites, which deliver the real functionality.

When you look at it that way, ChromeOS is a logical development. And hardware vendors need to think carefully about what they build.

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Vulture 2 spaceplane brain surgery begins with remote incision

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Nice placement for El Reg

On the lappie screen

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Uber and Lyft sitting in a tree, 'c-a-n-c-e-l-l-i-n-g each other's rides'

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Re: Paddington

A black cab ? What happened to this world famous "knowledge" then, which is the reason for their high fares ?

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Tech city types developing 'Google Glass for the blind' app

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Hmmmm

My wife has MS, and is registered blind (although partially sighted). We went to a national exhibition for aids and adaptations last year, and it seemed every ****er and his dog had some "special" aid, which in reality was a crippled tablet/phablet/phone running Android, with a few custom apps.

All of which was priced about 10x what it would have cost if you wanted the same thing *not* designed for the blind.

The only thing we got which was of any use, was "Cocoons" - a pair of sunglasses which reduce the glare my wife experiences due to the optic neuritis.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, 2 years after I looked into using voice control[1] for android, and deciding to wait until we had a decent phone (not a Wildfire) we get a Moto G (*Brilliant* btw) and I discover that **** all has moved on in the world of Android voice control. It's still pants.

[1]To be fair this is voice control via bluetooth. If you start researching you realise that no one has ever, in the history of the world, wanted to use a BT headset to control their phone. The crushing irony is, my *Windows 8* phone, has seamless BT integration.

Oh well.

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Dell The Man shrieks: 'We've got a Bitcoin order, we've got a Bitcoin order'

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You're an idiot

the BitCoins got instantly converted to cash (USD, natch).

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GCHQ recruits spotty teens – for upcoming Hack Idol

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I would hope the real test ...

is to permanently bar anyone thick enough to download an alleged VM image from "the security services" from having any say in IT ever again.

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Ancient pager tech SMS: It works, it's fab, but wow, get a load of that incoming SPAM

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The biggest challenge ...

is getting the punters to understand that SMS is *not*,l never has been, and never will be a reliable service.

It's scary the people who *only* send a text in the unwavering belief that it will always be received.

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China cracks down on instant messengers: Users must hand over REAL NAMES

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How times change ...

A few years ago, news like this would have generated criticism from the west, along with a long spiel about democracy.

Nowadays, news like this, and the west goes "that's a good idea"

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World's only flyable WWII Lancaster bombers meet in Lincs

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On that note ...

There was an interesting documentary about the Lancaster last week ...

Is it just me, or are the BBC narrowing the window of opportunity to watch things on iPlayer ?

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Brit kids match 45-year-old fogies' tech skill level by the age of 6

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Sorry, I call "bollocks"

very loudly.

My 18yo son, who has an apprenticeship in ICT (and tells everyone he works in IT) had to call me up Saturday night, to "set the internet up" (i.e. explain how to go to Settings, Wireless and Networks, APNs) on his mates phone. They were having a little party with about 10 others, none of whom had the faintest idea (which is why they asked my lad).

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BT FON fail: Telco CHARGES customers for FREE Wi-Fi usage

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Also works for Virgin ;)

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Scottish independence debate: STV player flops under weight of viewers

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Re: Std Dirty tricks by tory boys of the westminster clan

Sorry. Cock up over conspiracy every time.

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Google on Gmail child abuse trawl: We're NOT looking for other crimes

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Um ... did you read the story just before this one ?

You'd go down, big time.

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zxcv.fm gone

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zxcv.fm gone

as per title

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Why no one smells a RAT: Trojan uses YAHOO WEBMAIL to pick up instructions

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Another reason

Not to use IE.

Or Windows, in fact.

IcoScript uses the Component Object Model technology in Microsoft Windows to control Internet Explorer to make HTTP requests to remote services. It also uses its own kind of scripting language to perform tasks.

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NASA tests crazytech flying saucer thruster, could reach Mars in days

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Anyone ever read "OMNI" in the 80s ?

I'm sure they had an article about the problems of long distance space travel, and someone suggested a drive based on heating metal up. The glow of photons would create a tiny thrust, which - over time - would accelerate to quite a speed. IIRC the artists illustration (OMNI had some stunning sci-fi fantasy artwork) showed something like a car cigarette lighter in space ....

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UK.gov wants public sector to rip up data protection law

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Deja vu ?

every so often, you get stories about "joined up government". They have a brief vogue, and then die down again.

My suspicion is every so often, a new, wet-behind the ears minister dreams up a wheeze, which sounds brilliant.

On paper.

They then take this idea to the civil service (who have seen it all before) who point out that maybe it might not be such a spiffing idea after all, since it would have to apply to the minister, their spouse, their children, and could make life a tad tricky, but that there's a desperate need for international standards around the internet of things, and that the minister would be better serving the government by devoting the next 18 months to that line of work.

Rinse and repeat.

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The road to hell[1]

and all that.

It's never *this* government you need to worry. After all they're cute and nice, and love their cats.

It's the government as yet unseen - the next one.

[1] is paved with good intentions, and things which seemed "a good idea at the time".

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