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62 posts • joined Friday 5th March 2010 13:58 GMT

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Huntsman
Mushroom

Clooney to the rescue?

The timing of this leak occurring and the release of the trailer for Gravity is quite coincidental.

Huntsman
Pint

Much Better

I recall posting a comment after the original article about the wall. I think it looks much better now, you'll be pleased to know.

Huntsman

Re: Learning...

Careful now!

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I predict

come Saturday morning, you'll produce a Bungle's finger with a measurable gravitational field.

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Nice List

I also loved the four player Teenage Mutant Hero (Ninja?) Turtles games from around '89. Awesome fun with pals.

Huntsman
Coat

Ouch

That's a kick in the unmenshnables.

Huntsman

Consoles

AMD chippery is powering the new Xbox and PS4 by all accounts, this should surely help boost their coffers.

Huntsman
Pint

To Our Playmonaut:

Life, for ever dying to be born afresh, for ever young and eager, will presently stand upon this Earth as upon a footstool, and stretch out its realm amidst the stars.

Huntsman
Stop

Erm, Batman?

The Wii U version of Arkham City isn't the best version according to Eurogamer:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/digitalfoundry-batman-arkham-city-wii-u-face-off

"It's Arkham City, and by default a good game, but the basic reality is that we'd take any of the older - and now cheaper - versions of this excellent title ahead of the underwhelming Wii U port."

Huntsman

Design wise...

it looks like Killzone meets the walkers from Attack of the Clones on Hoth.

I'm in!

Huntsman
Meh

Hmm

I was as excited as the next chap when this mission was about to get under way, the highly complex landing had my sap rising. But since then, it's kind of went a bit stale - 13 weeks of not much really happening.

It's a cracking effort, and I'm sure it'll produce some good science, but I can't help but feel a bit deflated at this current point in the mission.

Huntsman
Trollface

It looks a bit like a Lumia 920 - deploy the lawyers!

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Huntsman
Pint

Nice

I'm loving the brick wall in the last picture, the amount of cement is under the top level is magnificent. It looks like something I would do, pint in hand, and I have never built a wall in my life.

Huntsman
FAIL

HOAX

That was taken in a studio, just look at the shadows on the ground and why is the flag fluttering?

Huntsman
Stop

What is

this pay check you speak of?

Huntsman
Boffin

Re: primitive savages

Mackems.

Huntsman
Mushroom

I wonder

I wonder if these people talk bollocks like this at home?

Huntsman

Won't somebody think of the black holes

Can someone please enlighten me as to what will occur when the galaxies merge, and the two black holes at the centre of each collide?

Can a black hole eat another? If so, where does it go?

Huntsman
Pint

Re: A few things to consider

Geoff May is my hero.

Huntsman
Coat

Re: Toxic metals

Judging by the way the missus reacts, you'd think my (Harry) monk was toxic.

Huntsman
Happy

Bravia

My first foray into the world of LCD was a 32" V series Bravia from 2006, and I absolutely loved it. She was sold on though to make room for a 42" Panasonic plasma, but I have fond memories of the little blighter. Sniff.

Huntsman
Pint

O2 hotspots

They aren't that widespread around my NE28 postcode:

1.5 miles O2 RETAIL 11a The Forum Shopping Centre, Wallsend

5.5 miles O2 RETAIL 31-33 King Street, South Shields

6.6 miles O2 RETAIL 123 Northumberland Street, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

6.6 miles Greggs 105 Northumberland Street, Newcastle Upon Tyne

6.7 miles O2 RETAIL 31 Blackett Street, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

6.8 miles O2 RETAIL Unit 22 Blackettbridge, Eldon Square, Newcastle-upon-Tyne

Thank God for Greggs.

Huntsman
Pint

Outstanding

Well done to all involved in the Voyager program, I'll have a pint in their honour.

Cheers!

Huntsman
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Same here...

and I'm with O2, if that makes any difference.

I did have one odd problem in that the FM radio app would crash if the Beats headphones were plugged in on initial setup. I tried with a bog standard pair and it worked fine, and it also now works with the Beats. The sound quality seems richer with Beats enabled, but I think you could achieve the same results playing with the EQ settings yourself.

I'm more than happy with the phone in general though, it's quite an upgrade from my old 3GS.

Huntsman
Coat

I wonder

After meeting someone looking for uniform sex, did he say in his best Sweeney voice 'right you slag, you're going down'.

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Re:

It's magnetic.

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Happy

Bravo!

I had a good chuckle at that, I'm waiting for the bait to be taken hook, line, sinker and a copy of the Angling Times.

Huntsman
FAIL

Touch screen

I tried the current Kindle for the first time a few weeks ago, and I was surprised that I couldn't turn the page by drawing the action on the screen!

Huntsman
Gimp

Prowse?

Wasn't it Bob Anderson playing Vader when he chucked Palpatine down the shaft...

Huntsman
Joke

Ice Cream Sandwich

More like Shit Sandwich.

Huntsman
Coat

Re:

''Hey baby, I'm attending the Lepton Photon Conference. Wanna see my large hadron between your magnificent bosons?"

Huntsman
Pint

Superb

This project is tickling parts of me that haven't been tickled since the Byker tickle outbreak of '86.

Well bowled to all involved.

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How about...

Burro?

Huntsman

This blanket's

getting worse all the time.

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I for one

welcome Winslet's wabs in the 3rd dimenson.

Huntsman
Joke

Where did the chickens go on holiday?

Sandy Eggo.

Huntsman

It's made from

the solidified juices extruded from Chuck Norris.

Huntsman
Joke

AMD

are apparently collaborating with Vanilla Ice - 'cooking ICs like a pound of bacon'.

Huntsman
Pint

How about...

Hypoglidescenic.

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The chap was lucky

that he found some grot at that time of the morning. Loads of naked boobs or Christine Bleakley's legs, I know which I'd rather rub one out to. And it's not CB's legs.

Huntsman
Pint

What a wimp!

He should have done what a real man would do (like me), and ran downstairs screaming for his missus to put it outside.

It's a win-win for all parties, the spider lives to fight another day, and I don't have to go anywhere near it.

The only time a man should burn his own knuckles is during a vigorous shuffle with said knuckles.

Pint icon to restore my manliness quotient. And a packet of McCoys. And a Yorkie.

Huntsman

But Hugh,

this was Monkey Island remember; in this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us.

Damn you, you damn dirty apes, damn yous all to hell.

Huntsman
Happy

Serves her right

The stupid bint is scared of monkeys, so goes to an island populated by monkeys. She is then bitten by, wait for it, monkeys! Holy shit, who'd have thunk it.

I laughed so hard at the beginning of the story, I nearly macaqued my underpants! Stories like this are a ba-boon to El Reg, I love 'em.

Huntsman
Grenade

Adders

Adders are puffs.

Huntsman
Happy

Class

I ordered the badly packed kebab, plus I got to see some on dvd.

Two for the price of one!

Huntsman
Coat

Joseph Squires...

of no fixed adressage.

Huntsman
Unhappy

It's a shame

that you can't customise the sounds, I'd have plumped for Kenneth Williams going 'oooooooooh matron' (you hear the oooh bit on the approach, and matron as the car zips past).

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The good thing is

that at least you won't get a harassment accusation levelled against you when you pat it on the bum for bringing you a brew.

Bloody secretaries.

Huntsman
Coat

E-by-gum

But that's a different story altogether.

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