* Posts by phuzz

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Errors logged as 'nut loose on the keyboard' were – ahem – not a hardware problem

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Re: PEBCAK?

If you need to communicate out-loud, you can always mention the "eye dee ten tee" error code...

(aka ID10T)

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Re: I see this a lot

Terminator XXIV: Skynet vs The Ants

Apple bags patent for folding phone that closes as it's dropped

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Devil

I'm imagining a scene where someone walks into a lift (elevator), chatting away on their new iPhone Foldable. They hit the button to go down, and as the lift accelerates downwards, the iPhone reacts to the drop, snapping shut on the user's ear like a mousetrap ;)

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Only in the US, and they stopped about 150 years ago.

Google: Turn off Wi-Fi calling, VoLTE to protect your Android from Samsung hijack bugs

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Re: Google issued a fix for CVE-2023-24033 affecting Pixel devices in its March security update.

None of the Pixel 6 devices (6a here) have received the March update yet.

UNIX co-creator Ken Thompson is a… what user now?

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Re: ...on the feeble pretext that he designed the C language.

Whoever wrote that rule was probably long gone, and in their defence, they probably weren't expecting one of the authors of C to turn up.

The real idiot was whoever his boss was, who didn't just tick the "passed the C test, ok to commit code" box, manually.

Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

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Re: Why?

Yup. It's really hard to get your head around, but really most of the moon is about as bright as tarmac. It just looks white to our eyes because the sun is so bloody bright.

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Re: Why?

As they're going to be on the side that Pink Floyd was singing about

Sorry to ruin the poetry, but the far side of the Moon isn't actually always dark, it's just always turned away from the Earth*. Also they're not planning to land there, but instead at the Moon's south pole, where there's some areas in permanent darkness (about twenty five Kelvin), and others in permanent sunlight (about four hundred Kelvin), so the suits are going to have to potentially deal with the whole range of temperatures.

* Although, when the near side of the moon is not being lit by the sun, it does still get some illumination from the light reflecting off the Earth. So it would be fair to call the far side of the Moon the "darker side" of the Moon. Which sounds like the title of a remix album now I think about it.

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Re: Tight fit?

Possibly Spike Milligan, but I reckon variations of that joke have been made since uniforms were first handed out.

IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco

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Re: Mobile dongle and ISDN

Back in the day, when the best upload speed you could expect from ADSL was about 256k, my boss decided to get an SDSL line (Symmetric, rather than Asymmetric), which was a blistering 2MB both ways. (Better solutions were at least 100 times more expensive, and out of our budget).

This worked pretty well for a while (paired with an ADSL line to cover staff web browsing), until one day it stopped working for no obvious reason.

After a lot of back and forth, it turned out that we were one of only three other customers in the South West using SDSL. Consequently, most of Open Reach's staff had never seen such a thing, and so one soul, seeing what looked to them like an incorrectly wired ADSL line, took it upon themselves to 'fix' it.

IIRC it took a couple of days for them to find someone who knew how to wire it back up.

Techie wiped a server, nobody noticed, so a customer kept paying for six months

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Maybe, but you'll have to pay Oracle a lot of money to find out

Windows 11 puts 'disgusting' Remote Mailslots protocol out of its misery

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Re: That brings back some memories

I remember seeing a friend's PC, that he refused to upgrade to XP SP2*, which kept getting spammed with messages from the internet. He was very thankful when I showed him how to disable the service and stop them. I have no idea how he put up with them for so long.

*(he was already running XP, he just didn't want to install the service pack because he's a stubborn sod)

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Re: The trouble is…

Ok, you get an upvote for a ridiculously niche hack/use case.

Cloud upstart offers free heat if you host its edge servers

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Re: Nothing new

I guess that's why elReg linked to their own article on that story. Along with a couple of other articles on the exact same idea.

Or did you skip over the sentence reading: "In fact, the concept of heating buildings and homes using servers is something we've all heard before, again and again."?

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Re: DC or DC?

I'm pretty sure it will be using Direct Current, (at least in the server itself). Also their Data Controller will be carefully examining putting servers with customer data in unsecured locations.

Anyone want an International Space Station? Slightly used

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Re: I've got a better idea...

In terms of orbital mechanics it's actually easier to raise an orbit, than lower it (because you're getting further away from the Earth and the effects of it's gravity lessen). The big difference though is that as you reduce your altitude you get more and more drag from the atmosphere which does the work of slowing you down for free.

So to put the ISS (say) 100km further up would take a lot of energy, but to bring it down 100km to the ground, you only really have to get it into the thick part of the atmosphere.

Of course, then you have to work out where it's going to land. Predicting where a uniform shape like an Apollo or Soyuz capsule will land is tricky but possible (within a few miles). Predicting where a big complex shape like the ISS will land is much more difficult. Even aiming for something as big as the Pacific ocean is tricky.

Firefly gets nod from NASA to deliver Lunar Pathfinder to the Moon

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Re: Does Falcon Heavy not exist?

Falcon Heavy hasn't launched any Lunar-bound payloads (yet). Falcon 9 did launch the 'Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite' on a Lunar flyby, although I suppose it doesn't count, because it was only really using it for a gravity assist. And of course, Firefly's first mission is currently scheduled to fly to the moon on an F9.

The obvious rocket that's been missed out though is RocketLab's Electron, which has already launched a (fairly small) payload to Lunar orbit (CAPSTONE).

Ex-Tweep mocked by Musk for asking if he'd actually been fired

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He said humans.

AmigaOS 3.2.2 released for those feeling nostalgic

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Re: Time to update

I periodically think that, then remember about the Vampire FPGA accelerator boards, then I wonder about the stand-alone versions, then I look at the price, then my bank account, then I forget about the whole idea for another year.

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I recall us getting a 512k expansion for our A500 within a few months of getting it (I could be wrong). I also remember that the one my dad got didn't fit unless you left the trapdoor off, so we just sellotaped some paper over the hole to keep the dust out.

Oh, and it had a real time clock unit too!

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So I bought a PC from Evesham Micros instead. Lucky escape

Lucky? To have a PC from Evesham? As a former employee I beg to differ!

That said, I remember going there with my dad, when they were basically operating out of a double garage, to buy a 512k upgrade for my A500. :)

The Moon or bust, says NASA, after successful SLS/Orion test flight

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They didn't forget how to build the RS-25 engines, they only shut down production in 2007/8. Instead they're building a new, cheaper*, non-reusable version (RS-25E).

* They claim it will be cheaper, but I'm sure this is a cost-plus contract so we can guess how that will turn out.

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

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Re: Why would one ...

A couple of friends of mine came back from the pub, stuck a pizza in the oven, then sat down on the sofa to wait for it and fell asleep.

They were shaken awake by a fireman, who had been called by a neighbour who had seen the smoke, and they'd arrived to find the front door wide open. They'd walked in, turned off the oven, put the fire out and somehow* my friends hadn't ever woken up.

* spoiler, it was the booze.

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Re: Why would one ...

Next you'll be trying to tell us we shouldn't have tried to cook soup in a kettle.

Actually, from how every cup of tea after that tasted I think we learnt our lesson, which was "trying to cook things when you get back home hammered at 4am is not always a good idea..."

Linux Mint 21.2 and Cinnamon 5.8 desktop take shape

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Re: minty fresh

Don't feel like you have to wait and then switch over. Try installing Mint (or any other linux) on a spare computer, or in a VM. There's a good chance it won't do everything you want, but you'll pick up a bit of knowledge, and it's just a spare computer so it doesn't matter if you just wipe it off afterwards. Then next time you try you'll have a little bit more starting knowledge, and can get just that little bit further.

I still don't run linux as my main desktop, and I don't think I ever will, but I do now 'have' to have a linux VM constantly accessible, just so I have an outlet when I need to do linux-y stuff.

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Re: Mint MATE

I've found all the desktops mostly similar, although Mate and XFCE are both a bit more lightweight, but I lean towards XFCE just because the desktop configuration is stored as human-readable XML, rather than the sub-par Windows Registry clone that is dconf.

It's official: BlackLotus malware can bypass Secure Boot on Windows machines

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Re: UEFI revocation list

Even once the checksums of the vulnerable binaries have been added to the revocation list, that list still needs to be imported into the UEFI of each device.

Presumably Microsoft could make sure that the dbx update wasn't applied until after the bootloader had been updated in the same way that fwupdmgr on Linux checks before it applies a dbx update that it's not using binaries that are about to be blocked.

I guess you could run into a problem if you update your 'BIOS'* and that updates the revocation list, before you've upgraded your OS

* Technically it's a UEFI not a BIOS any more, but I keep using the old name

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Linux

Linux already had this problem a few years back, when a vulnerability was discovered in grub (CVE-2020-10713).

In that case, the vulnerability was fixed by August 2020, but the UEFI revocation list wasn't updated until at least October that year. Unless you've used fwupdmgr to update your UEFI since then, your system will still be vulnerable to an attack leveraging the old version of grub. (As well as this new malware I guess).

If we plan to live on the Moon, it's going to need a time zone

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Re: Moon time?

If you hang around my orbit, you'll plenty of those ;)

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Re: Moon time?

If you have enough libation you'll have a libration all of your own :)

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Re: Problem with UTC

That's not how relativity works.

Lets pretend that there is a massive difference between the passage of time on the Earth and the Moon, such that humans could actually perceive it. Next, we make a one metre-long stick, by carefully measuring how far light travels in ~3.3ns, on both the Earth and the Moon.

If you used a telescope to look from the Earth to the Moon the Lunar metre would appear to be too short. Conversely, someone on the moon would perceive the Earth's meter as being too long. (Unless I've got that the wrong way around).

However, if you took both metre sticks up into orbit and put them next to each other, they would be exactly the same length.

The SI units don't change. Our measurements of things might change, if we're in a different reference frame from the thing we're measuring.

In reality, generally the differences are too small for humans to have to bother about them much, fortunately.

Windows 11 update breaks PCs that dare sport a custom UI

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Re: Customisation != setting pretty colours

every other retrograde step in UI design over the past decade or thereabouts

People have been complaining about the GUI changes in Windows since at least 98. (and a few were still complaining about the move away from DOS at that point)

Ford seeks patent for cars that ditch you if payments missed

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Re: Ah.

Ok, now that is news. Do tell, who is this manufacturer?

I mean, you could imagine that maybe some of the high end brands selling luxury cars have to take care of their customers, but from what I've heard they're even worse than the 'normal' manufactures. Ferrari, for example, treat their customers like absolute mugs.

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Re: Patent?

So called "prophetic patents" (ie for things that don't exist yet), have been allowed in the US for at least fifty years.

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Re: Ah.

Fortunately every other manufacturer except Ford is a paragon of niceness, and certainly would never try to screw over customers to make more money for the shareholders.

/s

News Corp outfoxed by IT intruders for years

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Re: The irony

It's not news that they were doing that, they literally broadcast themselves doing it. It's news that they've had to admit to doing it in court.

Backup tech felt the need – the need for speed. And pastries and Tomb Raider

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DVD-RAM was first released in 1997, so this must have been after that date (realistically a couple of years after, to give it time to be widely available).

PC tech turns doctor to diagnose PC's constant crashes as a case of arthritis

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Re: South don't work in the North

My mum has no interest in technology, but one thing she does care about is image quality. Consequently, we always had a Trinitron.

The first one lasted at least twenty years, before a dodgy power switch retired it to Amiga monitor duty, and it was replaced by another one in the 90's and finally a widescreen Trinitron in the 2000's. These days they have a horrid Samsung flatscreen that everyone in the family loathes.

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Re: Don't get me started...

If it wasn't before, it is now. Rule 34 and all that.

ISS rescue Soyuz launches this week, won't return crew until September

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Re: (Not) Bringing the Boys Home

More likely they don't have a new Soyuz ready for the next crew, until near September (because they're effectively down one craft now).

So the current crew get an extension, otherwise there'd be a gap with no Soyuzs docked to the ISS, and that would be embarrassing for Roscosmos. (Although the US was in a similar situation for several years after the Shuttle stopped flying, and they got over it.)

Who needs sailors? US Navy's latest robo-ship can run itself for 30 days

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Re: Religion bashing?

I always got the impression that part of the reason that people were happy they left, was that they were insufferably tedious, in the way that religious fanatics still are.

A tip for content filter evaluators: erase the list of sites you tested, don't share them on 100 PCs

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Re: bullshit detected

In Chrome (and Chromium I think) you can set allow/block-lists of urls and domain names.

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Re: Other ways to justify access

For non-Brits, Lynx is what you know as Axe (bodyspray). I have no idea why they have a different name over here.

Yukon UFO could have cost unfortunate balloon fan $12

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Re: Republicans have a lot to answer for

That would be the case if the regulations were written with safety in mind, rather than the train companies profits.

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Re: Republicans have a lot to answer for

Of course, her policies were mischaracterised by the "left-wing economic establishment". Every economist who ridiculed her plans is clearly a communist, and the cataclysmic fall in the GBP was clearly a perfidious foreign plot. If only more people would read Ayn Rand, they'd understand!

UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics

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Re: Tax could be a lot simpler

So if I split the cost of something with a friend, and they transferred the money to me, it would be taxed at 0.01%

Or if I was getting a refund for something?

Wouldn't this hit people on weekly incomes, (who are typically earning less), harder than those who are paid monthly?

If you're going to invent a fantasy tax in future, try and concentrate on it hitting the rich harder than the poor.

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Re: Content creators vs. influencers - the real difference

I'd take issue with:

The goal of this content is always to promote a particular product/service/thing

That's just an advert. Quite a lot (most?) 'content creators' aren't making adverts, they're making entertainment of some form or another, and then being paid by Youtube (or wherever) a proportion of the revenue for the adverts that the hosting site has shown to viewers. Some income also comes from subscribers.

Often they will also make adverts for specific products, but on most platforms it has to be clearly marked as 'sponsored'.

At the more professional end it's pretty much the same as a production company filming a TV show, and selling it to a channel. Indeed some 'content creators' have shifted to making TV/streaming shows.

Ubuntu Advantage is being wired deeper into the distro

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Mint is based on Ubuntu LTS releases, but from their attitude towards Snap, I guess they'll strip all this out.

Unplug that Anker battery pack now: House blaze sparks recall

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Re: Argh!

I suppose the only gas stored in my house is what's currently in the pipes, but rather than a tank full of a set amount of gas, it's connected to the gas main, which will keep pumping flammable gas in.

I'm not sure that's any safer.

(Not that it's particularly unsafe, but then nor is most gas storage, as long as it's built well and is well maintained).

The quest to make Linux bulletproof

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Alas poor WinFS, we never knew ye