* Posts by phuzz

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'Windows Vista' spotted doing a whoopsie over EE's signage

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Re: AC cos I'm ashamed of saying something nice about Vista

The problem with graphics cards and Vista, was that Microsoft were trying (as with UAC) to undo their sins of the past, and move on to a sensible display driver model (WDDM).

Unfortunately despite several years of warning, hardware vendors were slow to adopt it, leading to hardware that either ran slowly, or not at all. These days it's standard and works fine.

That's Vista in a nutshell really. It was Microsoft's attempt to fix various problems with previous versions of Windows, and the only way to do that was by making some things incompatible. Win 7 was really only a very minor upgrade (it probably could have been called Vista SP3), but the extra years gave hardware manufacturers and developers time to move to a more modern OS design, and there were many less problems when it launched.

Cheap as chips? Not for much longer, analysts reckon, after rough year for memory makers

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Re: Pork cycle

"I am not involved in bacon or semiconductor production though do purchase both."

Ham and chips?

Google's OpenSK lets you BYOSK – burn your own security key

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Re: SIMs

"PS. the verb you're looking for is lose,"

Explain it like this:

Lose - What you just did.

Loose - Your mum.

Lewes - A town in Sussex.

At last, the fix no one asked for: Portable home directories merged into systemd

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"This is banned in all but the smallest organisation these days."

Steady on now, banning Linux on work PCs is a bit over the top.

Understandable if you want a productive workforce (who don't sit around complaining about systemd all day), but banning them is still a little extreme.

Things I learned from Y2K (pt 87): How to swap a mainframe for Microsoft Access

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Re: In IT, encrpytion algorithms can't be secret....

"And then I sent a private message to the developers saying I checked and the encrypting was not encrypting."

The correct response would have been to get the developer's password, and post the message from them to everyone else.

The BoFH response would have been to get the developer's password, and post smut to everyone else.

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device

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"EU citizens were not given the vote in the referendum"

Putting on my pedantic hat for a moment:

Irish citizens living in the UK did get to vote in the Brexit referendum, (but that was because of the Good Friday Agreement, not a specifically EU related reason.) Also, up until the other day, all UK citizens were also EU citizens and we all got to vote.

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It takes you an hour to go round the shops? Do you not have any idea of what you're buying before you walk in?

Twitter says a certain someone tried to discover the phone numbers used by potentially millions of twits

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Re: Anything based on phone is not

"It's closed source so we have no clue about the internals or the protocol."

Most 2FA uses TOTP (RFC 6238) and/or HOTP (RFC 4226), so we do indeed know the protocol.

The original versions of the Google Authenticator are open source (later versions are not), but if you prefer, there's many different programs, some of which are open source, that all support the same authentication protocols. Here's a (open source) Python version if you like (as an example).

If you don't trust anyone else, you could code your own implementation based on the RFCs, which would work with a Google/Microsoft/etc. account.

Ah, night shift in the 1970s. Ciggies, hipflasks, ADVENT... and fault-prone disk drives the size of washing machines

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I've managed a somewhat similar error, but with modern 3.5" disks in my own PC.

I had a hotswap bay in the front of my case, containing some disks that were part of a RAID. I upgraded my motherboard, and assumed that everything would work just fine with the new SATA3 controller (old motherboard was SATA2).

As you've probably already guessed, it didn't behave, and started silently corrupting reads and writes. To try and diagnose the problem, I started swapping disks around ("hmm, maybe it's the cable?"), which made sure that every single disk in the array was equally f'ed up.

Fortunately I had a backup of everything that was irreplaceable, but it took the better part of a week to fix (and I had to throw an otherwise perfectly good hotswap bay out, a Zalman ZM-HDR1 for those keeping score at home).

Is everything OK over there, Britain? Have you tried turning the UK off and on again? ISPs, financial orgs fall over in Freaky Friday of outages

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Of course, if they're running through the same ducting, then they're equally vulnerable to someone digging through them whilst trying to lay a new driveway (eg).

Remember those infosec fellas who were cuffed while testing the physical security of a courthouse? The burglary charges have been dropped

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Re: "...elevating the alignment between security professionals and law enforcement."

How else do you make sure that they're partial?

Brits may still be struck by Lightning, but EU lawmakers vote for bloc-wide common charging rules

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Re: Hopefully the UK will follow this

Yes, but the Danish have the happiest:

see

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

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The central locking is a bit dodgy on my knackered 206, and recently every time I tried to lock the car, the locks would pop back up again after a second. Turns out the fix is an easy one, simply SLAM the passenger door closed hard, and it works again.

Weirdly, the problem crops up even when I've not used the passenger door.

SF tech biz forks out $146m in fines, settlements after painkiller makers bribed it to design medical software that pushed opioids to patients

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Re: Don't stop with the app maker

As it says in TFA:

"Although Pharma Co X was not named, Reuters reports it is understood to be Purdue Pharma, a pharmaceutical conglomerate facing intensive legal scrutiny over its drug Oxycontin" *

They're already looking at the pharma companies. I suspect the case(s) against the pharma companies are still ongoing, where as the one against the software company was a little more cut and dried.

* I'm sure I wasn't the only person who immediately thought of Purdue as the sort of scummy company that would likely be involved in this sort of thing.

UN didn't patch SharePoint, got mega-hacked, covered it up, kept most staff in the dark, finally forced to admit it

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Re: so much fail

I can neither confirm nor deny that I did that just the other days with a failing UPS...

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Re: so much fail

Wait someone listens to you?

In most of the jobs I've had, the response to "We need to patch this system" is "We can't afford downtime right now, that will have to wait".

Unsurprisingly, nothing ever gets patched.

Not call, dude: UK govt says guaranteed surcharge-free EU roaming will end after Brexit transition period. Brits left at the mercy of networks

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Re: Transition Period?

I'm not sure about the rest, but I would never bet against Boris breaking a promise.

Thunderbird is go: Mozilla's email client lands in a new nest

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Re: Thanks for the clarification, Smooth Newt

Just turn off image downloading, (which is already off by default in Thunderbird, and Outlook, and probably some other clients too). That way you can still view an image if you decide to.

Anatomy of OpenBSD's OpenSMTPD hijack hole: How a malicious sender address can lead to remote pwnage

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Re: The Morris worm strikes again!

The technique they used wasn't really a vulnerability. They didn't have space in the email address to store their payload, so they put it in the body of the email, and retrieved it once their initial attack had succeeded.

There's presumable already protections to stop someone executing code from the email body, but once the researchers had got root access, the protections were worthless.

It's been one day since Blighty OK'd Huawei for parts of 5G – and US politicians haven't overreacted at all. Wait, what? Surveillance state commies?

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Re: So we'd FSCK'd the USA?

They've definitely got some integrity problems...

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Re: It isn't like

There's no word for 'irony' in American.

AMD really, really wants you to know its chips are doing OK without any help from Intel and its supply issues

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Re: For once, its not just spin

The new Ryzen 3 CPUs will still work in the older boards, but you might need a BIOS upgrade first.

Of course, you'll probably need an older generation CPU to boot the board to upgrade the BIOS in the first place.

Theoretically one could buy a CPU from a big retailer named after a South American river, use it to flash the BIOS, and then return it for a full refund, but that would probably be against their terms of service, so you shouldn't do that...

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AMD need PCIe 5 support, not because there is a practical use for it, but so that they can sell to people like the OP, for whom bigger numbers are better, regardless of how practical they are.

Like its Windows-noob-stabilisers OS, Zorin's cloudy Grid tool is Linux desktop management for dummies

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Re: Why bother with the Windows look ?

"Because not all people are as technical and open to change as you and I"

Mate, I'm not sure if you've read basically any comment thread on here, any time any OS or application changes it's GUI, but 'technical' users can be even more inflexible when it comes to small changes than average users.

It's the same as the "I tried to run x on my 286 and it was slow, so I've never tried any software from that company ever since" crowd.

Technical users are often the worst when it comes to adapting to new things.

Boris celebrates taking back control of Brexit Britain's immigration – with unlimited immigration program

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Re: You still do not understand why we voted to remove FoM.

Hey now, it's not racism.

Sorry, I mistyped, I meant, it's not just racism. There's xenophobia too!

You're always a day Huawei: UK to decide whether to ban Chinese firm's kit from 5G networks tomorrow

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Re: Treasury Notes

Britain lost it's sovereignty in 1956, and we'd only do something daft if we got it back.

Cisco Webex bug allowed anyone to join a password-protected meeting

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Potential attackers are welcome to join my meetings, but they do run the risk of dying of boredom.

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Re: TLA

Friendly to who? The US only looks out for itself.

Remember that 2024 Moon thing? How about Mars in 2033? Authorization bill moots 2028 for more lunar footprints

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Re: Getting to the Moon is no walk in the park

"which is something hardly any country has these days"

China does. India and Israel both seem to be gearing up for their respective second attempts. ESA and Japan both have plans, as do Russia.

Pretty much ever country with space launch capability seem to be working on landing on the Moon, and several private companies too.

Brit brainiacs say they've cracked non-volatile RAM that uses 100 times less power

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Re: RAM clear on power off ?

This is basically how the 'secure erase' function works on modern SSDs. The drive is encrypted on the fly from factory, and running secure erase just changes the security key.

Windows takes a tumble in the land of the Big Mac and Bacon Double Cheeseburger

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Re: Wash your hands

How are you going to test your immune system, if you're not going around touching things and then licking your fingers?

Anyway, McD's doesn't count as real food, so no need to wash your hands.

German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

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Re: German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

HTP might not be the sort of thing you'd want in a submarine, but in comparison to other substances used to fuel rockets, it's a peach. You can have an open container of HTP on a workbench an nobody will die (probably).

Compare that to something like Red Fuming Nitric Acid, (which is inhibited by adding HF!), or hydrazine (if you can smell it, then you're over the exposure limit, sorry).

Take DOS, stir in some Netware, add a bit of Windows and... it's ALIIIIVE!

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Re: All washed away like tears in rain

In the same way you might be proud of a particularly gnarly scar?

Everyone loves our new desktop web search design so much – the one with ads that look like links – that we're tweaking it, says Google

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uBlock Origin does this, and I assume most other ad blockers.

Microsoft previews Visual Studio update with added Linux love, many new features

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None of the people who I know who develop for linux do so using linux. Most of them use OSX on the MacBook Pros.

And that's part of the answer to your question; if you buy a laptop, chances are it'll either run Windows or it'll be a Macbook*. Most likely, they'll keep that OS, because it's just easier than having to try and work out what set of binary blobs you'll need to get the wireless to connect, or to get suspending to work, or to get sound**.

So they develop on Windows or OSX, and they push it to the server running linux.

(I'm not a developer, but I work on a Windows machine, to administer many linux boxes).

* and yes, System76 et al. do exist, but I'd be surprised if they sell in a year what Apple shift in a day.

** I jest of course. Everyone knows that you can't get audio working on linux.

This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year

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Re: Lazers

As an alternative, you can fit IR LEDs to your hat, which should dazzle most CCTV cameras without being particularly obvious to the ol' Mk1 eyeball.

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"And to oppose legislation [in the UK], you need to demonstrate opposition across the majority of those 28 countries. 650 constituencies".

Congratulations, you've just found the downside of democracy, in order to get what you want, you need a majority of other people to want it too. (Although, depending on the 'democracy' we're discussing, large sums of money will do just as well).

As Churchill called it "Democracy is [..] the worst form of Government, except for all those others".

Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard

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Re: This can be summed up in one word: Profit

Try putting a bigger disk/SSD in it without the T2 chip throwing a fit.

Oh wait, the SSD is soldered on so you can't upgrade it even if you wanted to. Oh, and don't even think of getting it repaired at a non-Apple shop, because, yep, that pesky T2 will brick it.

We need to make it even easier for UK terror cops to rummage about in folks' phones, says govt lawyer

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Re: Wipe Password

"What you actually need is a code that performs this function on the *first* attempt."

Which is great, until you accidentally wipe your phone because it was early and you'd had a couple too many the night before >>>

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Re: UEFI boot... DO NOT!!

There has been computers sold to the public, which only have Microsoft keys in the EFI, so they can only boot a Microsoft operating system. They were Surface tablets.

As far as I've heard, the newer ones allow the end user to add their own keys (so you can boot linux).

Microsoft boffin inadvertently highlights .NET image woes by running C# on Windows 3.11

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Re: VisualBasic developers are daft enough to fail to realize this

I've never manually installed any version of .NET, so presumably this is the version that's installed with the OS. As another commenter pointed out, you might have to switch it on in Windows Features.

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Re: "Visual Studio is a paid-for product"

What exactly are you expecting? "For-profit company tries to find ways of making profit" isn't much of a surprise surely?

It's the same approach for the Unity and Unreal game engines (which between power a lot of modern games), free for personal use, and the cost goes up as you make more money.

There's always the old Adobe approach I suppose, where you turn a blind eye to low level piracy of Photoshop/Illustrator etc. so that young designers grow up (pirating and) using your products, so that when they get a proper job, their employer ends up having to shell out for a license. Of course these days they go for the "charge everyone all the time" tack.

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Re: VisualBasic developers are daft enough to fail to realize this

Just tried installing it myself on Win 10. I also had no problems, and apparently am using the same version of .NET (2.0.50727.9148).

Edit, I was using this version

German taxpayers faced with €800k Windows 7 support bill due to Deutschland dithering

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Re: Well, looks like that migration to Linux is getting cheaper and cheaper

Snapshots aren't much help when a GRUB update hoses your disk. Waiting until it wasn't bleeding edge wasn't much help easier, as it was a weird bug that only occurred on a specific CPU/chipset.

Still, at least installing an update marked as 'security' was my choice eh?

Flinging resource-hungry apps at landfill Android? Ubuntu daddy wants to lure you into Anbox Cloud

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So basically they want us to go back to mainframes with remote terminals again.

Only this time the terminals are wireless! (and also phones). I guess the wheel keeps on turning.

Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt

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Re: The Way We Live Now

Possibly someone at the NSA heard about the case, and this was the way they managed to put pressure on the situation?

Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia accused of hacking Jeff Bezos' phone with malware-laden WhatsApp message

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Re: "it... may see the kingdom cut out of deals altogether"

It's unlikely that the government of Saudi Arabia had any idea of what was going on, after all, who would they sell their oil to, and buy weapons from, if the US wasn't there?

On the other hand, it's well documented, but apparently not widely known, that the majority of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi citizens, and interactions between the hijackers and the Saudi embassy in the US were redacted from the official US report into 9/11.

CityFibre relieves TalkTalk of its FTTP sister biz for £200m – after Boris win blows away Labour's nationalisation vow

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Re: FTFY

BigSmokeFibre? OverpricedEverythingFibre? SmugArseholeFibre? TaxExileFibre?

There's plenty of options.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Re: Balkanise

I'm pretty sure China could cope if the entire rest of the internet went down.

And that pretty much tells you all you need to know about 'balkanisation' as a solution. It's only possible in countries where the government holds complete control of the communications infrastructure, and countries like that aren't much fun to live in.

(Unless you always agree 100% with what your government gets up to, in which case you probably don't really know what said government is actually getting up to).

WTF, EFS? Experts warn Windows encryption could spawn nasty new ransomware

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"Yes, you can use Encrypting File System (EFS) to encrypt files on a BitLocker-protected drive."

From here. And yes, EFS is for individual files, Bitlocker is for whole disks.