So no heartwarming stories about a rescue weeks later?

So it manages to stay cool for hours or weeks after a severe crash? And only catches fire when you start flipping it around?

I'm not sure this is really a great safety concern, except maybe to junkyards and autorecyclers.

// Fire because, well, obvious

Lots of rocks

Assuming you don't mind moving dirt around, there's usually a few rocks or a little bit of sand nearby most US bases.

@ JonB - I expect that's rather cheaper than arranging spy satellite coverage of a similar area (non-stop) for 3 weeks.

Anybody want a wireless camera?

You'd think they could have found a product name that wouldn't turn up google (or your paranoid alternative of choice) searches littered with ads for Amazing Wireless cameras...