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* Posts by <shakes head>

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IT blokes: would you say that LEWD comment to a man? Then don't say it to a woman

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Re: This article's about the minority

Father Ted

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True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

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Re: ISIS

so faces with an enemy that belive that you are less than human, and it is acceptable to lie to and generally abuse you, your sugestion is to just let them be....? how did that work out for yo uin school?

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Microsoft refuses to nip 'Windows 9' unzip lip slip

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Re: Underwhelmed

my 4s battery is still fine 3 years on

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Hello, police, El Reg here. Are we a bunch of terrorists now?

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Re: Religion is like a penis

your basic view being that you know as much as every other person?

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Re: Collective Delusion.

only if they are imaginary

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i do belive you are mistaken, this is thee result of the west removing it's heavy hand from those areas (post 1945), this is what is was like before the days of empire, everyone breaking into smaller and smaller groups and a us and them mentality. with empire the Empire was always them and so everyone got on a whole lot better.

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EE: STILL Blighty's best mobe network, says 'Frappucino' Moore

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you got to sit down at that dentist, my butt never manged to touch down through the whole visit 15 min from walking in to walking out

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Porsche Panamera S E-Hybrid: The plug-in for plutocrats

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30%for me i was young as the RX8 was beautiful

th efull set of tyres was 1% which is why she is gone

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Home Office threw £347m in the bin on failed asylum processing IT project

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Re: WTF

if you really believe it is different in the private sector, can i come work where you do.

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Home automation while it's hot: Winter warmth for lazy technophiles

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why a thermostat

the new bolier i put in uses the return flow temp and an outside termometer to learn about the house and adjust the temp in a slide as it approches the desired set point, this has saved about 15% in 6 months on a yearly bill and the house is more comforable, along with programable radiator thermostats, while not wirelss does give you great control, also the radiator thermostats are just clip on ones for existing ones.

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Apple SOLDERS memory into new 'budget' iMac

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Re: How many people ACTUALLY upgrade ram???

ahhh shame

let me know when your bubble pops

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British boffin tells Obama's science advisor: You're wrong on climate change

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hmmmmm

“I believe the odds are that we can expect as a result of global warming to see more of this pattern of extreme cold."

sound like it is somthing he has been told and is not too sure about, thus suplying some wiggle room for later.

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Gunmaker finds KILLER APP for Google Glass

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Re: Accurately hit a moving target at 1,200 yards?

there is a sigth out there that fires a laser down the shot line ans watches the return to see the conditions and adjusts, the Ammo comment is justified though, although i presume you can load a config for you ammo/rifle, or just get it to learn, fire the shot config, repeat rinse,

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Urinating teen polluted 57 Olympic-sized swimming pools - cops

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Re: Some one else needs to be charged ...

having lived in london i can't believe that it beat anyting in taste test, having spent my entire life drinkin gfrom the tap, london was the only place i could not manage it, and it made my tea tase funny, the joys of bonny scotland and drinkable tap water.

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Apple DOMINATES the Valley, rakes in more profit than Google, HP, Intel, Cisco COMBINED

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apple only 13th in margin

how curious

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

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just a thought

is this a cunning plan, to get the infringment established in court then use the president to go after all android. so get sammy to prove it was not them and in doing so validate that the patent was infringed.

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Gay marriage foes outraged at Mozilla CEO flap, call for boycott

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Re: Freedom of speech goes both ways here

have you ever read Songs of Solomon, talking abou ther lover being hung like a donkey.

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BuzzGasm: 9 Incredible Things You Never Knew About PLIERS!

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Re: Pliers Hold Stuff Really, Really Tight

needle nose mole grips

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Battery vendors push ultracapacitor wrappers to give Li-ions more bite

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fire power

so we are wrapping a small fire bomb in a detonator?

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Global Warming IS REAL, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't THERMAGEDDON

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Re: Insurance

funny as i'm currently working on this area you would be supprised at why your premiums are so high, and it is not to with statisitcal analysis of futer events but risk aversion to past events.

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BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

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Re: "He used my access to make you a domain admin?!"

where i am sending those emails would be accessin computer system you are not entitled to and a gross misconduct.

funny that leaving it unlocked is just a mis-dimeaner.

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Dell staffers head for exit armed with redundo cheques

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Re: the savvy ones jump

logica?

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Altcoins will DESTROY the IT industry and spawn an infosec NIGHTMARE

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silly question

the end result of all of the computation is heat?

if you have a large heat requirement, then it is possible to meet that load and make money on the side?

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Five UK banks sign up to hook up customers' ACCOUNTS to their MOBILE DEVICES

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Re: Age realated Dislike Disorder here too.

nope i am and i have, loads, and as a contractor the Ltd company has used loads as well.

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Tales from an expert witness: Prior art and patent trolls

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slight mistake

it is the beliefs that has the infuence not the church per say.

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Plastic iPhone 5Cs? Nah, we'll flog India our OLD iPhone 4 models - report

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Re: Can't agree

ME 2 and a half years now

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Boffins: Antarctic glacier in irreversible decline, will raise sea levels by 1cm

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feedback question

will not all the extreme weather kill off enough of the population to reduce the carbon?

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Tesla is on fire! Model S car sales are red hot – just like their chargers (yow)

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Re: The main reason I want a Tesla

it is pretty sad that you have a lawyer

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UK 'copyright czar' Edmund Quilty quits as Blighty's Director of Copyright Enforcement

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Re: "because they own it"

except they areno the same apples they are identical apple.

if i own a copy of a book and you own a identical copy of a book they are not the same book, they are identical, from you argument i can own the printed copy but no the words???

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Two Brits face criminal trial for sending 'menacing' tweets

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Re: Feminists are irritating

need to agree on this as a "nest of" is normally used with vipers, and the assoiation is that men are the same as vipers, just a choice of emotice language

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Re: Feminists are irritating

if you really believe the world is male dominated then you have a problem, different areas are dominated by different genders, try being a bloke in HR, or on th eother hand a girl in the stock market.

i have a real dificulty in the idea that equal means the same. men and woman are different but should be valued as people the same. th elaw seems to thing that we are all the same.

<rant off>

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Universal Credit: £40 MILLION and counting's been spaffed up the wall on useless IT gear

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nope as the hips will be conected the right way round

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Cheap 3D printer works with steel

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Re: Settle down

do you have any more details as this seems interesting?

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Vintage WINE laid down in SIXTEEN HUNDRED BC was 'psychotropic'

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from memory it is not an ego thing, merely a consequence of action, it is not a god punishing a person, just a statement that if A then B it is not personal.

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Apple: SCREW YOU, BRITS ... no unlocked iPhones for you

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Re: As if I needed yet another reason...

oh get a grip <sigh>

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iPHONE 5S BATTERY: It may NOT just be you, it may be RUBBISH

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Joke

Re: At least a reach around is enjoyable for one of those involved....

or had a nation since before then :¬)

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Don't crack that Mac: Almost NOTHING in new Retina MacBook Pros can be replaced

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Re: How to fix a MacBook

i guess a head crash, i found one that looked like an old LP record, it had been spinning with a crashed head for a long time, till the motor burned out with the entertaining smoke.

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UK's tech capital named: Read it and weep, Tech City startup hipsters

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Re: Small pond

does she who is indoors count as working

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NSA data centre launch delayed as power surges 'melt metal, zap racks'

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Re: Geez...

it looks more like the ACoE is telling the shifty bunch of contractors to find the problem and not add complecity to stop the symptom. sound gold clase to me.

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LG starts producing flexible, curvy displays you can STROKE

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why focus on phones?

this would be great to attach to a windscreen or helmet visor

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BOFH: Welcome to Helldesk, ma'am, may I take your bags?

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Re: Paper CVs??

hr always print it out

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Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

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insurance

i believe that the main reason for not building new Pukes is the required public liability insurance.

and there was a story a while ago about turning water and co2 into alcohole, for fuel

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Shopping list for Tesco: Eggs, milk, bread, tablets (the £60 7in Android kind)

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not in scotland

24x7 means 24x7 even on sunday

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Latest Snowden reveal: It was GCHQ that hacked Belgian telco giant

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Re: hmm

bashing americans it may be uncool??? and unproductive, but it is fun

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David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

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Re: Of course we are evolving

I think you are mixing up cause and effect. i think you will find that people with lower IQ's are more likely to have religion

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Google: Cloud users have 'no legitimate expectation of privacy'

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Unhappy

Re: Shock and horror

personaly i'm beging to get a bit worried about amazon, while they are not selling a derivative of your data to others they are definitly profiling you and everything they know about you and all you friends and family.

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Foxconn mulls solar panels, sticking Apple where sun doesn't shine

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Unhappy

Re: Anyone know of the Fire Brigade issue ?

that is a pain in the butt as i would always want to have a backup power source and you are telling me that i can never have a backup because the PV will turn off if i have a power cut.

<shakes head> another idea down the drain.

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PayPal's fizzog-based payments app rubbished over reliability worries

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Unhappy

Re: Credit cards?

haveing been handed back my card before siging the recipte i have signed donald duck..

i was tempted to contest the transaction but £20 on fuel was not worth the hassel of a new card.

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Tough luck, bumpkins! Blighty broadband speed gap misery worsens

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small village in scotland

circa 2000 people and 2Mbps <sigh>

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IBM committed 'ethical transgressions' to win botched project

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Happy

Re: Johnnie Thicko I smell "covert reward" systems at work.

(Bureaucracy by Ludwig von Mises, 1944)

now i know where pratchet got his von moist charater from.

:¬)

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