* Posts by Ginolard

54 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Feb 2010

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Pirate Bay founders get post-Sweden election appeal date

Ginolard
FAIL

Pretty short-sighted

The Pirate Party will surely be all over this?

If they just run on a single-issue of "Vote for us and we'll drop the case against TPB!!" they'll grab the entire youth vote and, possibly, win the election.

Zeus botnets suffer mighty blow after ISP taken offline

Ginolard

I don't think Westwood Studios will care

"One quarter of C&C channels vanish"

They'll just release another re-hashed version of the same tired, formulaic crap they've been living off for the past decade and the fanbois will create more channels.

Wait. We are talking about the same thing here right?

FA launches security probe after England team bugged

Ginolard

Who would want to listen to....

...hour after hour of footballers talking? I mute the sound when they're interviewed on Match of the Day for heaven's sake and that's only for a few brief seconds.

Kipping at your desk is highly productive, say boffins

Ginolard
Pint

Beer is brain food

I agree that beer makes you more productive. However, it also makes you more intelligent by killing the weaker brain cells. We all know that alcohol kills brain cells but much like a lion tracking a herd of wildebeest across the plains it will go for the stragglers, the weak, the ones who can't keep up with the rest. By killing these weaker brain cells first it makes the "herd" stronger, making me more intelligent.

This is plainly evident when I've had several beers in quick succession and become an expert on everything and am compelled to tell everyone so. Loudly.

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