Re: I think Google has given up on Glass
I hope they rename themselves Booble in that case
48 posts • joined 22 Feb 2010
I hope they rename themselves Booble in that case
Just reading the headline had me believing he had contracted the virus. Way to crush my dreams El Reg
Oh come on. This is hardly a revelation. I mean, everyone knows that beer kills brain cells right? It works much like a lion hunting deer. The lion will always go for the weakest, most vulnerable deer which, as a result, makes the deer herd stronger. Culling the weak ones etc etc.
Beer works the same way by killing the weaker brain cells thereby making you smarter!
That's certainly how I feel after a few pints anyway.
The lesser-known Suarezasaurus?
Just another Notch in Microsoft's bedpost
"But first they need to agree to do what we say and live according to our rules."
Aaaaaand, I'm out.
I too am also planning a game. The plot surrounds a group of octogneration fans of Canadian Prog Rock going on holiday and trying to solve a mystery
The Saga Saga Saga
I play a Numberjacks board game with my kids sometimes and they have these pieces called Buddy Blocks.
Some of them are blue.
Blue Buddy Blocks.
I take far too much juvenile pleasure hearing my 4 year old say "Blue Bluddy Blocks!"
Why don't they take inspiration from the Just Cause games and hook themselves up to an asteroid and let it pull them to Jupiter?
A small heavy metal star vomiting out rock?
Can't help but feel that NASA have missed an opportunity to call it "DIO-1"
I'm 45 years old and still partake. Does that count?
He hired a hitman?!?! Surely it would've been better to use iocaine powder?
In the words of Bad Company that's "Good Leuven Gone Bad"
Giraffatitan vs Megaoctopus!
You can pretty much guarantee some guy has already found the dog and is just getting his money's worth before giving it back.
....then surely it means the females are having sex with each other? Woohoo!
Paris because, well, I'm sure she went to university. *cough*
Oh wait...I guess you could refer to the knife-wielding husband as a "blade" server
...the most humble pie day of his life.
I only smoke when I'm a pub, boozing. Hence, if I stopped drinking I would LESS likely to get cancer.
Pfft. These boffins think they've thought of everything!
....is REALLY depressing?
Listening to the music now that you listened to when you were a teenager.
a) It's pisses over the tosh that passes as music today and most of the musicians are dead (or as good as dead)
b) It reminds me that I'm an overweight, 40-something, father-of-three and not a teenager.
Still, new Journey album soon!
French statues should not be punished for having big boobs. If anything they should be rewarded.
Most of the videos I watch online end up being shaky and blurred.
Paris because she'd know what I'm talking about
Do the US not understand the Domain Name System or something? I mean, FFS, RojaDirecta is already up and running again with 3 different domain names! Whilst Homeland Security were showing everyone the size of their balls and slapping pretty notices on homepages, the websites themselves were pissing all over them from a great height with their truncheon-like trouser sausages.
Bet that's the last time a girl ever says "Blow me!" to him
Pfft. Every week, Alan Sugar toys with loads of cocks on The Apprenctice and no-one bats an eyelid!
Actually, the probably wouldn't have taken it at all because either
a) It was in the wrong coloured bin
b) It hadn't been cleaned before throwing it away (this still beggars belief!)
Is it me or does she say Google Earth Sex at around 0:09??
Paris because of something about a 3D bush
Is it really so hard to splash on a bit of cologne and go and actually TALK to a domain name? Pay it a few compliments, buy it a drink maybe?
People who pay for sex.com are just sad, seedy losers!
I would heartily welcome computer-controlled cars here. Hell, hook up ZX81 up to each vehicle and it would probably do a better job than the majority of clowns that get behind a wheel in this country.
The Devil Rides Grout?
But I've already got a soft and flexible machine for emptying the dishwasher.
Girlfriend 2.0 etc
Paris because she's flexible. Apparently.
..."would you kindly give us the domain name rights?"
I'm going to register oohoohlookat.me and have it redirect to Twitter
I bet the testees (*snigger*) suffered from some pretty strong side-effects that have been hushed up.
Completely mis-interpreting an innnocent remark and having a hissy fit for the rest of the day
Constantly asking whether the lab coat made them look fat
Mysterisouly all needing the toilet at the same time
Paris because she also likes putting stuff up her nose. Allegedly.
"Obviously a survey of blokes with absolutely no lives or ambition at all"
Sooooo.....the average Sun reader then?
I was recently told about a Call Center that would look for candidates' Facebook/Twitter/MySpace accounts and would discount said candidate if they didn't have one!! They believed that it showed the candidate was not "sociable" and, therefore, would not fit into their team.
If I was ever asked, in an interview, why I didn't have an account on a single social-networking site I would ruin my chances of getting the job because of the inevitable bile-filled rant.
...why it costs more for provider to transmit 1MB of data than it does 1GB? It's data. It's doesn't weigh anything. It doesn't require any sort of "heavy lifting". It's just electro-magnetism (or light, if you are lucky enough to have fibreoptic).
Excuse my ignorance, I'm merely a poor SysAdmin but I've never understood this argument.
It seems a bit like wooly thinking to me.
I'm not at all suprised about the high percentage in India. The aliens probably all work in call-centres. Proof-positive then, I think you'll find, that aliens are certainly NOT more technologically advanced than us.
Microsoft "steal" Apple's GUI ideas so Apple just and go and steal Microsoft's entire way of doing business.
"How long before a fight breaks out because the pub runs out of 3D specs?"
That won't be what causes a fight. No, it'll be caused by some half-cut pillock "dodging" out of the way of one of Emile Heskey's "shots" causing them to stumble into a group of Millwall fans and spilling their pints.
"Seagoing British boffins are about to plunge deeply into hot Caribbean bottom vents using a long, cigar-shaped, battery powered device."
41 years old and double-entendres still make me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Paris because, well, need I elaborate?
..that beers makes you clevererer? It kills brain cells but it kills the weaker brain cells first (much like a lion hunting antelope).
Ergo, the more beer you drink, the stronger the brain cell "herd" becomes.
Huh. In my experience it would be more like
1.Walk into bank.
2. Try and find a pen still attached to its chain
3. Try and find a working pen still attached to its chain
4. Fill in withdrawal form without the pen nib tearing the form in two
5. Join interminably long queue
6. Realise you are behind the man from the penny arcade who's cashing in his yearly takings
7. Give up and risk being hacked. It's less hassle.
The Pirate Party will surely be all over this?
If they just run on a single-issue of "Vote for us and we'll drop the case against TPB!!" they'll grab the entire youth vote and, possibly, win the election.
"One quarter of C&C channels vanish"
They'll just release another re-hashed version of the same tired, formulaic crap they've been living off for the past decade and the fanbois will create more channels.
Wait. We are talking about the same thing here right?
...hour after hour of footballers talking? I mute the sound when they're interviewed on Match of the Day for heaven's sake and that's only for a few brief seconds.
I agree that beer makes you more productive. However, it also makes you more intelligent by killing the weaker brain cells. We all know that alcohol kills brain cells but much like a lion tracking a herd of wildebeest across the plains it will go for the stragglers, the weak, the ones who can't keep up with the rest. By killing these weaker brain cells first it makes the "herd" stronger, making me more intelligent.
This is plainly evident when I've had several beers in quick succession and become an expert on everything and am compelled to tell everyone so. Loudly.