* Posts by stucs201

1293 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Feb 2010

Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

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Hopefully they go back for a proper look.

Not much of a backtrack, go and dig it up.

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Re: Arm the laser!

There is nothing incomprehensible about a desire for ribs (preferably with BBQ sauce)

BBC blueprint to make EVERY programme on TV a repeat revealed

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Thumb Down

So with my duff connection speed...

...I have a choice between blocky, pausey, tiny-vision when its first available, or risking spoilers by waiting for a more watchable broadcast.

Its bad enough when the HD broadcast is a week after the SD one, instead of simultaneous.

Microsoft's Surface Pro team takes on Reddit to finesse fondleslab

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Other operating systems

Does that include Windows 7 or XP? Or does that run into driver problems?

Interesting they mention Mac OS. I wonder if this is speculative, or if it means Microsoft have actually already tested its suitability as a hackintosh.

200 million office workers gagging for a... Microsoft Surface?

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Perhaps they want the pro version, which they can't have yet? This seems especially likely since this survey was done in a work context.

Kickstarter project says open source can blast Death Star costs

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Mushroom

Open source death star?

A New Hope would have been a lot shorter and rather more dull if the empire had willingly given the plans away.

Hard drive sales to see double-digit dive this year

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Re: Optical Drives Abandoned

46 CDs? No blu-ray discs. Even a very quick search on Amazon finds BD-R discs at less than a quid for a 25GB disc. I'd expect the costs of a mass-produced read-only disk (ignoring content cost) to be even lower. Optical disc does not always mean a CD.

Kirk to beam up chat with ISS astronaut on Thursday

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Redshirts

Redshirts were actually slow-starters in the body-count stakes, with blue taking an early lead, yellow overtaking briefly, but with red as the ultimate run-away 'winners'.

http://mmm-waffles.blogspot.co.uk/2007/08/star-trek-deaths-by-shirt-color.html

BANG and the server's gone: Man gets 8 months for destroying work computers

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Facepalm

I blame El-Reg

All those articles you've published about the dirt found inside computers. It was only a matter of time before someone tried to do something about it.

Google files patent for eyewear that SHOOTS LASERS

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Didn't think I'd ever say this - but why bother with lasers?

These are augmented reality glasses. Just show the keyboard via the existing display facilities in such a way that it appears where your hand is. Less power required, less weight, less risk of annoying everyone if the hand recognition gets confused and doesn't shut off the laser when walking around.

Smarm-bot Siri seeks side-splitting script-writer for charm transplant

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Joke

Re: Gordon's alive?!

Can't be having that. Apple don't like Flash.

Tell Facebook who's the greatest: YOU are!

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You're forgetting the men who are taken shopping by their women. Once that happens half and hour in HMV was a very welcome break from the endless shoes/handbags/etc.

'Doomsday' asteroid Apophis more massive than first thought

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Joke

Re: Tiny odds?

250000:1 is better than 1000000:1 (that happens 9 times out of 10)

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Stop

Re: Hammer time

<--- It's supposed to be this icon for "Hammer time".

Ten affordable mid-sized Full HD monitors

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What I'd like to see for a small second monitor is not a dedicated device. Just put a hdmi or dvi input on a tablet so it can be used as a second monitor for a desktop/laptop (or connected to other devices such as cameras). Of course consumers will like only buying one 7" screen more than manufacturers will like only selling one 7" screen.

Guitar-playing keys enable extremely thin keyboards

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Megaphone

Wrong choice of music in demo video.

Beatles? Huh? Given the bloke's name I'd have expected the obvious choice to be Ramstein :)

Tablets to out-sell notebooks this year, reckons tech prophet

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Holmes

Re: Who'd've thunk it?

Not just cheaper things outsell more expensive things, but also:

Newer less widely owned already things outsell thing more people own already and are happy to only replace when it breaks.

or

Feasible to have one per person things outsell quite likely to be shared by a family thing.

Trust the cloud with my PRECIOUS? You gotta be joking

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Already had my close call with the cloud

I used to let my photo sharing service (fotki) double as my offsite photo backup. Then one day they tried to change their terms and conditions so that unlimited storage of originals was no longer included and asked for more money or the originals would be removed leaving only the down-sized versions.

I refused to give in to their blackmail and instead spent the money on a third 2tb hard disk and external enclosure, which is now locked in my desk at work. Its actually more convinient too, I can go and fetch the disk from work faster than I can shift that much data over my internet connection.

North Korea releases first computer game

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Re: hmm

There's also the spectrum version of Sqij to consider too...

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The comparison with Sega Master System games is harsh...

...the Sega had some decent games, its unfair on it to say it was as bad as this.

Search engines we have known ... before Google crushed them

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When I were a lad...

...I remember when all we had were gopher, archie and veronica.

Second Higgs possibility pops up in CERN data

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Joke

So we're dealing with a pantheon then.

It seems its not just a one true 'god' particle after all.

(Yes, yes, I know its not a god particle really).

Sinclair ZX Spectrum FAILS latest radio noise rules SHOCK

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Re: Music via radio.

The oddest case of this I came across occurred with an Amstrad PC 1512 running Digger. The actual game music could be picked up by a radio tunned to just below Radio 1's FM frequency.

I'm not sure if this was a deliberate feature of the game that worked with any PC or just a peculiar interaction with the Amstrad's hardware. It didn't seem to be a general occurrence with the 1512, I never managed to do the same with other games.

Earthworm Jim

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Re: I miss the humour

No humour in modern games?

Have you lot not played Portal then? GLaDOS is hilarious.

FCC urges rethink of aircraft personal-electronics blackout

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Never understood how I'm meant to switch my digital watch off.

I've never seen one with an off switch, but they've definately got electronics in them.

Instagram starts filtering out hipster pics on Twitter

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Let me fix that for you

If you think instagram makes photos look good your need your eyes testing.

Microsoft Surface with Windows 8 Pro gets laptop-level price

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Re: designed for mouse...

Presumably this is why the pro version comes with a stylus - to give a similar precision of input.

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Nice hardware, shame about the OS

I'm not keen on TIFKAM, but could be tempted by a surface pro if the secure boot thing can be disabled and an alternative OS installed. Personally I'd probably go for Win 7 (or maybe 8+Classic Shell if thats not an option), other may prefer Linux. As for Apple comparisons, that'll get a lot more interesting/amusing (depending on your opinion of Apple) if anyone can work out how to Hackintosh it and install OS/X.

Apple ships 'completely redesigned' iTunes 11

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Re: I feel it must be said

You're going to regret asking that. Yes Leonard Nimoy did have a record:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04

Dawn of the X-Men? MUTANTS swarm AMONG US, say geneticists

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Re: Moties!

Be careful which Niven race you bring into this. Pak Protector style behaviour would be bad news for those with too many mutations.

Astronomers find biggest black hole, 17 BILLION times the size of Sun

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Yeah. Only scored thirty points too.

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Coat

But its not black

Picture is definately mostly orange, with a white bit in the middle.

I'm getting it, I'll be out of here if I can reach escape velocity, hopefully I'm not inside the Schwarzschild radius already.

Chevrolets to get 'Eyes Free' mode for driving with Apple Siri

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"Siri open the pod bay^H^H^H^H^H^H^H garage doors."

"I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that"

*Crunch*

Don't touch Sony, Panasonic's junk, says credit agency

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Agree about Panasonic. I've stuff of theirs thats 25 years old and still working perfectly and in daily use.

NASA admits hiding 'really good' news from Martian soil

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Re: We found this spoon, sir!

There is no spoon.

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Joke

They've found out Mars really is made out of nougat, caramel and covered in chocolate?! Now where can we get a chippan big enough to deep fry an entire planet?

Apple cultists slaver as Mothership landing now foretold in 2016

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Re: Form over function.. again

A fleet of Sinclair C5s?

Curious robot rover Curiosity chews a second mouthful of Mars dirt

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Re: 'Another Fcuking mouthful of cat turd!'

So *thats* why Curiosity killed the cat - to stop it crapping in its lunch.

IBM begs Britain's new top cops: C'mon, set up pre-crime units

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They should call the system Sherlock...

...they've already got a Watson.

Classic game 'Elite' returns … on Kickstarter

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Witchspace was easy once you had the cloaking device

Jump into witchspace (usually deliberately, ALT+W before a jump broke the hyperdrive on the PC version).

Engage cloak and fly past thargoids.

All much easier once their formation breaks up and they're not all firing at some.

The cloaking device also made picking up the small Thargoid ships much easier.

Made it to Elite with all missions completed twice. Once for the first CGA PC version, then again for the Elite+ remake with VGA graphics and more missions.

Slideshow: A History of First-person Shooters in 20 Games

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Re: Driller

I'd forgotten about that one. Only ever played a demo (PC, not speccy), but my recollection was it was at least as much a puzzler as a shooter.

Solar eclipse due November 14th

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there's a partial eclipse due in London in March 2015

I predict a cloudy (probably rainy) day in London in on the 20th of March 2015....

USS Enterprise sets out on its final mission

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Star-Trek retirements all round :(

XH558 doesn't look like it'll be doing much more flying :(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-19952395

Dr No, Thunderball, Casino Royale? Vote now for the best Bond film

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XXX

Yes, I know not actually a Bond film. However I did really like its balance of slight parody without being a pure comedy.

Big Blue bigwig: Tiny processor knobs can't shrink forever

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Diamonds are forever

There is still at least one direction left to go : diamond microchips. The idea has been around a long time, but hasn't yet caught on (presumably due to cost and volume considerations - but that just needs the right synthetic diamond manufacturing process to solve). Diamond chips should be able to handle much higher temperatures - which means we can go back to the GHz race. Probably more useful for desktop than mobile though, since power consumption is likely to be an issue if not plugged into the wall.

Mystery martian object is relic of (our) civilisation

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Re: poppadum

So what you're saying is the first man on Mars is in fact Dave Lister?

<---- "Of course, lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo".

Edge-of-space skydiver grounded by ANOTHER bout of bad wind

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Joke

grounded by ANOTHER bout of bad wind

Well he really should lay off the beans then; especially when wearing a spacesuit.

SpaceX's Falcon places Dragon in desired orbit

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Dragon makes some sense - the fire is due to be added later when they stop using parachutes for landing.

The Merlin rocket engines on the other hand, thats wrong - a Merlin engine is a 27litre V12.

Astroboffins to search for mega-massive alien power plants

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Re: Building

Not as daft as it sounds. You do need to take planets apart to build one of these things, so a deathstar might be handy.