* Posts by stucs201

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SCREW you, GLASSHOLES! Microsoft unveils HoloLens

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Anyone remember Courier (no not the font!)

Let's hope this doesn't get cancelled before it gets beyond a promo video too.

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'We will SNORT UP CRYSTAL DUST and then do a MAJOR software update'

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What happened? Nothing. Sounds like business as usual.

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Professor's BEAGLE lost for 10 years FOUND ON MARS

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Re: They don't have starbucks

Indeed. They have bars, not overpriced coffee.

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Comet Lovejoy's greenish glow visible with naked eye this weekend

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So either...

1) It's going to be really cloudy this weekend.

or

2) I need to go and buy lots of weedkiller and salt ready to deal with the triffids.

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Saudi Arabia to flog man 1,000 times for insulting religion on Facebook

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Unfortunately ISIS would probably quite like that, since they don't seem to like shrines of any type.

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Elite: Dangerous 'billionaire' gamers are being 'antisocial', moan players

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Re: Thanks Jediben

Ah, that helps. I must admit I've not investigated what is and isn't possible in detail. As long as they can't turn up with a fleet of Anacondas and buy an entire planet's stock of it's main export then things perhaps won't be so bad.

I have to say that the possibility of the in-game economy being affected by other people's actions in solo mode is one of the main things putting me off buying it - I don't want to have a rubbish time getting started because the starter trade routes are already milked dry.

I know Diablo 3 improved massively once they killed the auction house and made getting loot for yourself realistic. Trying to keep up with inflated auction prices driven by people with more time to play than me was no fun at all.

That lack of time to play is why I worry about the influence of other players on the solo game. I don't want to feel like I'm standing still or even going backwards just because I have other stuff I need to do. Which is unfortunate, because as a teenager playing Elite for the first time (PC, CGA version) I always thought that an online version with enough players could be the best game ever. In a way I still do, it's just I don't have time for it anymore and would therefore prefer something that pauses when I have to deal with the real world instead.

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Re: Just like real life then?

Fineable stuff would be relatively easy to deal with - fines as a percentage of wealth is easier to implement in a game than real life.

I'd be more concerned about non-finable stuff. For example is there anything to stop a disproportionatly wealthy player single-handedly unbalencing trade routes? Not the sort of nonsense I'd want screwing me over if I was playing the suposedly single-player solo mode.

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SpaceX ROCKET HOVER-SHIP space station mission now on Friday

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Re: Flying milk cow ?

Who needs a rocket if you've got a cow? We all know the cow is capable of jumping over the moon!

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Cheap Android phones? Bah! How about a $29 mobe from Microsoft?

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Perfect second phone for music festivals and similar

Enough battery to get through the weekend (note 29 *days* standby, not hours).

Cheap enough to not care if its lost or stolen (and the latter seems unlikely)

Enough internet to gloat about where you are to mates who couldn't make it.

Camera bad enough you shouldn't be tempted to make the people behind you watch the bands through your screen.

You'll still probably have trouble finding your tent in the dark while drunk though, even with the torch.

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Mirror, mirror: Seagate shows off 1TB data shiny at HDD beauty contest

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Going to cause even more confusion between BOFHs and management.

Now management will think they know what 'mirrored' drives are, but won't be thinking of the technical term.

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Key to Windows mobe app sales? Er, LOW MEMORY, of course

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Re: "And, if you are reading this on your Lumia, you can get the Register app here."

SP3 = Surface Pro 3. I'm guessing its basically the same windows store app as for the phone, at the very least its just as buggy.

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Re: "And, if you are reading this on your Lumia, you can get the Register app here."

Had it installed on my SP3 for 2 minutes, had a dozen crashes (opening both articles and comments), uninstalled it.

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Mysterious STAR set to appear on Christmas Eve above Blighty: The ISS

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@Cipher

I'm guessing you're American. This is a British site and our usage of the terms Oriental and Asian is different to yours - typically referring to different parts of Asia, rather than being derisive vs politically correct terms.

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Microsoft patch mashes Office forms and macros

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Re: Users TO the testing for MS because they CAN bothered to do it themselves.

Is that like how you CAN'T be bothered to DO your proof-reading of your posts. If you're going to complain about people not checking stuff then check your own stuff.

Or perhaps in both cases it was checked, but by humans who are fallible and miss stuff despite their best intentions?

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Apple v BBC: Fruity firm hits back over Panorama drama

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Re: What will Rory do now...

Well his latest article is on Microsoft's skype translation thing and shows him using a Surface...

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Hack hijacks electric skateboards, dumps hipsters in the gutter

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Re: ".. you could also just hit them with a car."

Anvil!

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It's whiff, Jim, but not as we know it: Curiosity sniffs ORGANICS on Mars

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Composite of multiple images, using the parts which don't have a robot arm holding the camera in the way.

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Boggling bum babe Kim fails to 'break the internet' – Robin Williams instead tops Google charts

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WTF?

Does Robin Williams not count as a person?

If he's at the top of the overall list, surely he should be at the top of the people list too?

Did they exclude him on the grounds of being dead?

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Microsoft pulls a patch and offers PHANTOM FIX for the mess

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Re: Anyone else having trouble with the latest batch of Office updates?

Cheers, I'll give that a try later.

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Anyone else having trouble with the latest batch of Office updates?

Buttons in Excel spreadsheets are completely FUBAR - can't click the buttons since the updates.

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The future looks bright: Prepare to be dazzled by HDR telly tech

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Re: only useful reason for a sensor to have a higher dynamic range

Until we also get screens with higher dynamic range (which is what the article was about). Yes you'll still have to map it back down if for printing, but that's not what we're discussing here.

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Re: get older non-HDR imagery to display nicely 100% of the time on a HDR panel.

Simple - just display it at the same brightness as it would be on a non-HDR screen. No need for any fancy attempts to stretch it to the full range, just use the subset of the HDR range that the content is encoded for.

It might not look as natural as HDR content woyld, but its going to be no more strange than displaying B&W content on a colour tele using only the greys and ignoring all the reds, blues, etc.

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Put me through to Buffy's room, please. Sony hackers leak stars' numbers, travel aliases

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Re: Just wondering

Or in many cases the names we know famous people by are the alias. I've got a friend who has done a small amount of TV work - the name she uses for that isn't the same as the real one that's on her passport.

Taking one of the examples from this article I'd be far from surprised if Natalie Portman's passport still says Neta-Lee Hershlag (the name she was born with according to Wikipedia). I can't actually be bothered to look up the leaked data though.

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RIP Ralph Baer: Father of the games console dies aged 92

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Re: "A game's data was stored on cartridges."

I think you're closer to being right than the article is. However I'm not sure there was any 'game data' as such, just bits of hard-wired circuitry which could be connected or not to enable or disable various behaviours of the moving squares. It seems that the games were at least as much defined by the overlays, the rule book and the players willingness to stick to those rules as by the console and its cards.

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It was SPACECRAFT vs BOAT at ORION LAUNCH. The boat won

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Looking forward to when it actually gets to Breakaway from Earth, but first they need to get to the 54321 stage.

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Re: burns up on reentry...

Hopefully not. We don't want it burnt to a (Toffee) Crisp.

You're correct it can't get to Mars though, it needs a bigger Boost for that.

Dealing with all these complications and delays is no Picnic.

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Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE

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Re: pastry horns

Pie Factory in Tipton by any chance? Although I've had worse I was disapointed that even a self-declared pie specialist doesn't make proper fully cased pies.

Their steak and kidney pudding with proper suet pastry is a much better choice, and also a quid cheaper than the 'not really a pie'.

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Can we have full declaration of major ingredients too?

Too often I've ordered a nice sounding "steak and ale" pie, only to actually be served a "steak, mushroom and ale" pie, which is a very different thing (particularly when I hate mushrooms, but even if you do like them it's not what you ordered).

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Star Wars: Episode VII trailer lands. You call that a lightsaber? THIS is a lightsaber

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Re: Yes, yes, there's a hilt...

I though it was just me. The shape is one thing, but the blades themselves just don't quite look right, to flame/electric-arc like. Seems to appear rather quickly too. I'm wondering (hoping) if this isn't actually a lightsaber at all, but some other variant of energy sword.

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BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

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re: people wanting to work

More likely people quite happy to have a break, but wanting it to be known they have a good excuse for slacking off.

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NASA 'nauts have a go on Star Trek replicator IN SPAAAAACE (sort of)

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Re: "Tea....Earl Grey, hot"

Well this explains the multi-coloured food cube things in the original series. Much easier than a cup of tea.

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Boffins find Jackie Chan's SUPERCOP is good for something

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Re: Surely there were more appropriate films to use?

Pitch Black? First part is the brightest film I've ever seen.

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Androids in celluloid – which machine deserves the ULTIMATE MOVIE ROBOT title?

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Re: BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY...

Twiki, a proper positronic brained Asimov robot (at least according to the series which also had Crichton (who wouldn't make this list being TV only, and not in the feature length film pilot - I guess this is also the reason for the ommision of the similarly named Kryton).

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I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!

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Re: Sorry

My first thought too when I first heard of the C5 - why would anyone name their car after Clive's electric buggy?

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FORGET the CLIMATE: FATTIES are a MUCH BIGGER problem - study

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Re: fat vs terrorism

I think you've found the problem: A significant fraction of terrorists disaprove of bacon sandwiches (*)

(*) Note: not the same as saying that disliking bacon sandwiches makes you a terrorist.

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HUMAN DNA 'will be FOUND ON MOON' – rockin' boffin Brian Cox

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Re: Rockstar boffin Brian Cox?

Indeed. You have to go for the other musical Brian (May) to find a rock star astrophysicist .

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Has your STARFISH been DRIBBLING awful SLIME? Scientists now know WHY

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Re: a needle in a needle stack

A specific needle in a needle stack. Just finding a needle is easy. It's getting the right one that's tricky.

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The Nokia ENIGMA THING and its SECRET, TERRIBLE purpose

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Re: The box

And then they collect the box and give it to someone else who does not know you.

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Re: My first thought

If it is a games console it better have Snake.

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Space Commanders rebel as Elite:Dangerous kills offline mode

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Re: Ah well

More than that. I was probably going to get a graphics card upgrade and buy a joystick too.

Really wanted this, but not with an online requirement (I went against my better judgement for Diablo3 and regretted it).

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THERE it is! Philae comet lander FOUND in EXISTING Rosetta PICS

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Re: Should have included some buttered toast on the feet

If you really want it to stick then forget butter - try marmite.

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Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The MIGHTY Scotch egg

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Re: Better hot

Cold is a lot safer after the pub than messing around deep frying though.

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BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

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Re: What's a female BOFH?

Bitch Operatrix From Hell

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Philae healthier... beams CHEESE: Proud ESA shows off FIRST COMET SURFACE PIC

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Just like Kerbal

I've had a few bouncy landings of my own. In both cases landed and functional is all that counts.

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'Yes, yes... YES!' Philae lands on COMET 67P

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Re: "land on comet and return science"

I just always thought of the goo as green. Green seems like the best colour for goo.

Either that or its a sign it's too long since I played it.

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Re: "land on comet and return science"

So when do they start observing the green goo?

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The last PC replacement cycle is about to start turning

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Re: ooh, it all sounds lovely...

Actually I think the phone is an electronic swiss army knife. However as with the knives some of their features work better than others. The primary purpose (phone calls/folding pocket knife) are unsurprisingly fine to use as a primary device. Some of the extras are fine too - my swiss army knife makes a fine bottle opener, just as a phone works well enough for many people as an mp3 player. Trying to use a phone as a replacement for a full PC though seems more like the equivalent of using the saw or chisel on a swiss army knife - possibly workable for small jobs if you have nothing else availble, but not something I'd want to do all the time if I had larger, better tools available.

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re: some headerless server somewhere

Some headerless server which is probably actually just PC hardware in a different box and location. I'm not seeing the point where I can't buy such hardware and assemble it in a case under my desk arriving any time soon.

Besides isn't the x86 PC supposed to already be dead? Killed off by Itanium? Or was it by PowerPC? No wait, it was Alpha. Etc. There have been so many predicted deaths for the PC that it's difficult to take another one seriously.

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Horizon finds new potential in the sci-fi staple deepsleep tale

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Re: Actually...

Footfall. Which had the alien ship be an unusual hybrid of generation ship and sleeper ship, with the crew therefore comprised of a mixture of sleepers and space-born.

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