* Posts by Ian 55

1043 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Feb 2010

Crypto market crashes on Celsius freeze, inflation news

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Re: Inflation hedge

There's a limited supply of my shit too - I am not going to be around forever - but that doesn't mean that it's a viable currency or store of value.

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Re: Bitcoin, ETH, etc is a SCAM

Not quite true. I wouldn't touch it with the proverbial, and most have / will lose everything, but it's more than just the scammers who have made a profit.

Just as in a Ponzi.

TSMC and China: Mutually assured destruction now measured in nanometers, not megatons

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Destroyer, not battleship

It was a lot easier and safer to use a destroyer to ship the valuable Dutch people (and the prime minister who later suggested a Vichy-style accommodation with the Nazis before being fired) than a battleship.

The Dutch royal family left on another one.

Apple’s M2 chip isn’t a slam dunk, but it does point to the future

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Re: Historical practice..

M286 risks people remembering the Intel 80286 though, which they wouldn't want.

Farewell to two pivotal figures: The founder of Inmos, and the co-creator of MIME

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We name the guilty men!

Enabled HTML email?

For shame.

OpenSea staffer charged with insider-trading of NFTs

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That tweet..

.. is how OpenSea "discovered" that the person who was picking which URLs - sorry, NFTs - the site would feature was buying them first.

Either they had no monitoring in place, or they knew and didn't care until someone outside noticed.

Original killer PC spreadsheet Lotus 1-2-3 now runs on Linux natively

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Can someone get the Unix version of Borland's Sprint?

Be good to have that - the DOS version was the best, most flexible, word processor I ever used.

Ian 55

Re: Don't forget As-Easy-As...

VP-Planner 2 from Paperback Software was better...

Amazon Appstore melts over Android 12 'Snow Cone'

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Still not working properly

The fsckers have had a version of their own Appstore that works on Android 12 for nearly two months now, but there are still hundreds and hundreds of apps they haven't reDRMed, so are still unavailable.

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Re: Testing? Amazon hasn't heard of it

It's also worth remembering that Android 12 was specifically said to change how third party app stores worked on it.

Did Amazon actually test that, as the owners of one of biggest? Nah, couldn't be arsed.

Mozilla founder blasts browser maker for accepting 'planet incinerating' cryptocurrency donations

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Re: "the gambling instrument and ecological disaster that we know as cryptocurrencies"

"Ethereum is scheduled to switch this year" - that's been 'true' for at least a couple of years, hasn't it?

Even if it ever does make the switch, it still fails in every regard in desirable aspects of a currency, unless you're a scammer or a hacker.

Bitcoin 'inventor' will face forgery claims over his Satoshi Nakamoto proof, rules High Court

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Re: Old Nicknames

Anyone who bought them "back then" probably lost the keys or lost the planet-destroying useless currency in an exchange hack / 'hack'.

Apple custom chip guru jumps ship to rejoin Intel

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Re: My cynical side thinks this is no accident.

All I'll say is that I'd like his pay package.

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Re: 20 or 80 Years?

Looking at it another way, she defrauded rich people and they are the sort that contribute significant sums to US judges' election campaigns...

Fans of original gangster editors, look away now: It's Tilde, a text editor that doesn't work like it's 1976

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Re: re: If unix text editors were military aircraft:

The best version was the Borland adaptation of FinalWord - as in it finally emulates Emacs, unlike MINCE (Mince Is Not Complete Emacs) - sold as Borland Sprint.

They had a *ix version to go with the DOS one, and developed a Windows version that showed the results of its very powerful markup language wysiwyg-style, but abandoned it before release.

Revealed: Remember the Sony rootkit rumpus? It was almost oh so much worse

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Re: Just one more thing

Which you can do, provided you don't slap the CD logo on the discs.

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Re: About Sony...

Stole? Didn't it turn out that the author of the Sony rootkit had been asking "Hey guys, how do you create a rootkit" on Usenet or whatever the stackexchange equivalent was then?

Crowdfunding platform Kickstarter planning move to blockchain. How will it work? Your guess is as good as ours

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Re: "Faster horses"

Until the big boys lose money, in which case it's "We think we better think about it again" and they do a fork back to the old position.

See Ethereum and the DAO.

GPU makers increasingly disengage from crypto miners

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Re: miners

You fuck with the US Dollar, and the forces of a state with very large conventional armed forces and nuclear weapons is going to come after you.

You mess with a cryptocurrency, and people are going to laugh or write blogs about how unfair it is.

Hmmm, which to trust?

Nominet names new CEO as new chair promises real reform

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Re: Nearly but not quite

Of course he will "consider his position" - he will look at the pay cheque and consider that he would rather like to be paid for at least another year...

RIP Bernie Drummond: Celebrated ZX Spectrum artist and programmer on Batman, Head Over Heels, Match Day II

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The game's look is visibly influenced by the 1960s TV series starring Adam West.

To be fair, that is by far the best Batman.

Chap who campaigned to oust Nominet's CEO and chairman and reform the .UK registry is elected as non-exec director

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Re: "Turnout was 24 per cent"

That's true, but it makes buying votes rather harder.

Otherwise, you'd register ten thousand registrars as members, each responsible for one .co.uk domain. It'd cost a million, but you could make that back in executive pay quite quickly.

The original move to bring some sense back to Nominet meant that I moved my domains to someone who was going to vote the right way AND wasn't the registrar for enough domains already to hit the maximum number of votes allowed.

AMD reveals an Epyc 50 flaws – 23 of them rated high severity. Intel has 25 bugs, too

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Re: unauthorized SPI ROM modification.

To a generation of us, SPI is and always will be the US publisher of board wargames, Simulations Publications Inc.

The IT angle is that it KNEW via computer analysis of customer feedback exactly what would sell and in what sort of numbers... and still managed to go bust.

BT's Plusnet shows Google how it's done as email woes enter their third day

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That's nothing

It's been over two weeks since Amazon learnt - via customers complaining rather than actually testing the beta versions - that its Amazon Appstore doesn't work, and worse, doesn't allow apps purchased from it to run, on any device running Android 12.

No sign of a fix, or a timetable for a fix.or a temporary version that removes the DRM in the meantime.

System at the heart of scaled-back £30m Sheffield University project runs on end-of-life Oracle database

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"Oracle's response would be 'you must upgrade' – which is an incredibly expensive"

Say it ain't so...

UK Treasury and Bank of England starting to sound serious about 'Britcoin'

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Re: No

No sane western government - or even the ones we have - are going to use a widely distributed database for something as important as 'money'.

The main / only attraction to this is the thought that government will be able to see - ie tax - everything going on in the economy.

For obvious reasons, you don't want everyone to be able to see that your wallpaper cost £How Much!?! and was paid for by the newly enobled Lord Donor.

Similarly, no sane western government is ever going to adopt Bitcoin, with about 1/20th of the entire supply owned by someone unknown who may be dead but certainly isn't Craig...

Bullseye! Debian-based Raspberry Pi OS scores an update with 'less closed-source proprietary code'

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Re: Back to the Past

Managing to break Debian's normally rock-solid ability to update from one version to another is quite an achievement - shared by Linux Mint - but not a good one.

On various bits of kit, I have successfully done upgrades from Debian Woody onwards, so nearly 20 years, and the only problem has been catching up with the configuration changes made in upstream projects each time.

'Father of the Xbox' Seamus Blackley issues Twitter apology to AMD over last-minute switch to Intel CPUs

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Re: update the downgrade?

DEC Rainbow.

A Z-80 for the software you know and which works, and a 8088 so you can say you're up to date.

Main problem, apart from the price, was that the 8088 hardware wasn't PC-compatible, so while it ran MS-DOS, the programs had to go via it for everything rather than hitting the hardware directly.

Bad news, AMD fans: This week's Windows 11 update didn't fix your performance woes (they may be worse)

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Cache?

I think I had to install discrete chips to get a real cache on my first 80386 PC that could have one.

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Well

I'm still not sure Windows 1.03 is ready for use.

Probably a bit late now if it is - I sold the 5.25" disks and manual for a surprisingly large sum a few years ago.

One-character bug gives away $90m in COMP tokens – recipients can keep 10% or consider themselves doxxed

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Re: Are the tokens convertible to cash somehow?

“Crying to meatspace courts deeply undermines the 'code is law' principles that DeFi was founded on. This is a slippery slope that ends with the end of DeFi." - the founder of Compound in June.

If you say "code is law", don't come crying when you get one character wrong three months later.

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The consideration was given when they joined the scheme. In exchange, they were offered the chance to be rich via having a say in what the scheme did.

At least some of them have now achieved that :)

They didn't write the crap code they were offered, they just said yes to it being implemented.

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Re: Are the tokens convertible to cash somehow?

Yeah, but this wasn't accidental, was it?

"Do you want us to implement this code, dear users?" "Yes." "Oops, we got the code wrong." "So what?"

The only thing that will stop cryptocurrencies being never-ending ROFL for no-coiners is that they're a crime against humanity and hastening its extinction via climate change.

UK Ministry of Defence apologises after Afghan interpreters' personal data exposed in email blunder

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'to: or cc: fields' of course. My fingers almost automatically change cc into bcc!

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Takes about a minute to tell Postfix 'don't allow any outgoing email to have more than ten addresses in the to: or bcc: fields'.

Saved various people here lots of embarrassment over the years.

A low-key good experience for Thor-oughly new penguins: Elementary OS 6, aka Odin

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The first versions of Unity were.. ok on netbooks with their short wide screens, and it was on these it was first introduced on. After that (and on anything else) urgh.

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"This reviewer generally recommends that newcomers test the Linux waters with either Ubuntu Mate or elementary OS, depending on whether the person is coming from Windows or macOS."

Quite right too.

I still don't understand why the latter (and this) like having a menu of programs on the bottom of the screen, when losing usable height is more of a pain than losing width on widescreen displays. Having the menu on the side is the one thing that Unity got right.

tz database community up in arms over proposals to merge certain time zones

Ian 55

Re: Hum

Never mind that - what calendar?

Sir Clive Sinclair: Personal computing pioneer missed out on being Britain's Steve Jobs

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"had been painted as a Garden of Eden landscape, with large figures of Clive and his first wife eating apples. Naked. What a way to get to know the boss."

Try working as a bi/gay man somewhere with a lot of other bi/gay men. Thanks to Gaydar (00s) / Grindr (now) you know EXACTLY what your co-workers and boss look like naked. And exactly what sorts of sex they are into.

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Mmm, the Atari 800 was built to a (stunning) spec, whereas all Sinclair's stuff was built to a price. Obviously the former was a much better machine, but it was only after a series of price cuts that I could get near to affording it.

Google experiments with user-choice-defying Android search box

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CC the EU and US authorities*

"The presumably reformed monopolist has changed Windows 11 to make it more difficult to switch browsers. It has made Edge the Windows 11 default upon installation and will use Edge unless the user selects an alternate browser to handle specific file types and links. Windows users do have a choice of a different browser, but making that choice requires more effort than it once did."

Oh FFS.

* 'cos the UK ones won't care.

Canonical gives administrators the chance to drag their feet a bit more on Ubuntu upgrades

Ian 55

Well, it has snaps for some things that should be .deb, but that may have been the case with 18.04 too.

Apart from that, I've found it better on servers than Debian Buster.

Fix network printing or keep Windows secure? Admins would rather disable PrintNightmare patch

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Re: "Security is our utmost priority", says company after being hit with malware

Which is more expensive: an £80 laser printer for each such desk or allowing remote code execution?

The other thought is to treat it as increasing staff's exercise: they have to walk to a PC with a printer attached.

Crank up the volume on that Pixies album: Time to exercise your Raspberry Pi with an... alternative browser

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Re: Pixies

It'd have been better with MC5: ""And right now... right now... right now it's time to... kick out the Chome, motherfuckers!"

Apache OpenOffice can be hijacked by malicious documents, fix still in beta

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Making me feel old

dBase II's DBF format can enable this? Coo.

You'll be telling me I can send someone a WordStar 1.0 document and take over their supercomputer next.

Thanks, Sir Clive Sinclair, from Reg readers whose careers you created and lives you shaped

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Re: Well

A Teletype 33 via acoustic coupler was for O-level - one for the whole class to share.

University had ADM-3As connected to a NORD mini ("They said we'd get something better than an IBM - we got the NORD"). You can get an idea of the speed by the way someone put up a sign in the terminal room saying "The NORD is a multiuser ZX-81."

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Well

The ZX81 with its RAM pack wobble taught a generation the importance of multiple backups of everything as soon as you had done enough work to miss it if it vanished.

The crappy keyboards - ZX8*'s cheap remote style, the ZX Spectrum's dead flesh, and the QL's swamp feel - also taught a generation the benefits of a decent one.

The appalling signal / noise ratio of the expansion port on the Z80-based ones taught the value of buffering signals.

The ZX Printer showed what you could do with a bit of imagination, aluminium covered toilet roll, and enough current to burn it... and why you should have just got a proper printer.

The declining quality of tape-to-tape copies taught a bunch of us disassembly skills to crack odd headers and data formats, so we could produce first generation copies. Even Lenslok cracked in the end.

On a slightly more positive note, the ZX Spectrum also showed the advantages of having your own micro to do coursework - thank you HiSoft - rather than trying to get a seat in the terminal room to share an overloaded mini.

Is it OK to use stolen data? What if it's scientific research in the public interest?

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Asking for a friend who had an account there

What research has been done on the Ashley Madison data?

Logitech Bolt devices support secure Bluetooth Low Energy – but forget the 'Unifying Receiver'

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I adore the Logitech trackballs - much nicer than mice IF you are right handed for this - but the M570 suffers from the 'we know, but we don't care' problem of having seriously underspec'd switches for the main buttons: typically just after a year, they start registering clicks as double clicks.

The MX Ergo ones are much better, but it would need knowing that they have improved the switches before I would advise anyone to go anywhere near the M575. Just in case.

Bumble fumble: Dude divines definitive location of dating app users despite disguised distances

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All that does is increase the number of samples you need.

Remember when consumer GPS kit managed to get much better resolution for their location than the then deliberately noisy signal was supposed to allow? They just took averages of the reported locations.

In the end, the US turned the noise off for everyone.