* Posts by Ian 55

1043 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Feb 2010

Son of Hudl: Tesco flogs new Atom-powered 8.3-inch Android tablet

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Re: How much is this costing Intel?

Yes, there must be a serious subsidy somewhere. Buy one CPU, get 100,000 free?

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Re: cheap, but...

Yep, it's the Atom CPU that would stop me getting one.

Most stuff works on an Atom, but everything works on an ARM.

Influential scribe Charles Petzold: How I figured out the Windows API

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"a paragraph in my first chapter explaining why tiled windows were better"

Apart from 'Microsoft don't know how to do the overlapping ones they promised two years earlier when Windows was announced", I wonder what those reasons were.

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"I will need more than the $15,000 advance that you normally get for a book"

I need to speak to my agent.

US royalty rates are appallingly low, and he gets this as an advance?

Lights off, nappies on! It's Alien: Isolation and The Evil Within

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Best Alien game I've ever played

The Alien TC 'total conversion' mod for the original Doom. You wander around finding nothing but the exit for the first couple of levels, then it's oooooh shiiiiiiit time.

Do Moan! MONSTER 6-day EMAIL OUTAGE hits Domain Monster

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It's the money

Providing gullible domain registrants with premium (i.e. expensive) email addresses generates a pile of money.

We know how to run our own servers, but lots of people don't and allow themselves to be persuaded that 'sucker@gullible.ltd.uk' is a better email address than gulliblesucker@gmail.com too.

See also: hosting single domains for more than it costs to have a complete VPS.

10 Top Tips For PRs Considering Whether To Phone The Register

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"most good PRs"

What do the other ones do? The other good ones and the far greater number of crap ones?

Still I suppose if you have plenty of companies stupid enough to pay the crap ones, or who can't specify a contract in terms of actually useful results, it shouldn't be a surprise that the crap ones are in a majority.

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880 Pizza

That's probably enough to identify it to no more than a couple of numbers...

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Re: In Hell...

They *are* the toilets.

I've got a new Linux box, how does it work... WOAH, only asking :-/

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Cloning 2

For backing up / restoring the Linux root partition, partclone.

For trying to do the Windows loader and main partitions, Clonezilla (a UI for partclone on a live CD, from what I can see), something that was bundled with the SSD and, erm, can't remember.

My copies of Norton Ghost and True Image are too old to be able to do Win 7. The idea of paying more money to people who keep changing image file formats to enforce upgrades doesn't appeal.

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Cloning

The issue with cloning direct is that the Windows partitions were on spinning rust along with the Linux /home partition and none of the free / bundled Windows and live Linux CD-based utilities I tried could cope with 'clone the disk.. but only these two partitions' to something smaller.

If I can be arsed, I may do a new Windows install to the new SSD, but now Windows is just there for one game and installing BIOS/firmware updates. And I can play the game on my daughter's PC which may not have a SSD but has a sound card that has Windows 7 drivers, unlike mine. (Obviously, it works in Linux.)

The old SSD has gone back to Amazon (who, to my surprise came straight out with a full refund, even though I'd bought it about eleven months ago).

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Windows is too hard for Windows users

I recently installed a new SSD on this Linux Mint / Win7 dual boot PC as the old SSD had some hardware issue. Prices being what they are, it is twice the size of its predecessor. "Hmm, I could fit Windows on this one as well as Linux Mint's root partition. It's not as if I used most of the old one, so I can give Windows about 200Gb."

Copying Mint onto it was no problem: use partclone to copy the old data onto the spinning rust disk, swap SSDs, copy the data onto the new one, works.

Getting Windows onto it was... a problem. I've followed about three different 'here's how to do it' recipes, involving the rescue disk / command line / assorted third party utilities. None of them worked, possibly because I dared to do the Linux partition first and Windows thinks it is the first and the last OS on anything. Windows' retention of the braindead drive letter system doesn't help.

I've ended up thinking "How often do I boot into Windows anyway?" ("Hardly ever".) So I will be using the extra space as cache for various things.

Vanmoof Electrified Bike: Crouching cyclist, hidden power

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For less money than that, you could get a recumbent and you won't need any excess weight for a battery and motor whose "assistance won’t take you over 25km/h", because you'll be cruising at more than that.

And you'll get far more 'what's thaaaat' attention too.

Slap for SnapChat web app in SNAP mishap: '200,000' snaps sapped

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"The idea that pictures can ever 'cease to exist' is .. massive misrepresentation of the truth."

Says someone who's never had a disc drive die when it's not been properly backed up!

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"requiring a copy of a contract signed physically by the customer"

Yes, because that really worked with the endowment mortgage scam, and the PPI scam, and the card protection scam, and...

So long Lotus 1-2-3: IBM ceases support after over 30 years of code

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VP-Planner+ here

Lovely 1-2-3 clone, cheaper, faster - written in Forth from memory - but sued by Lotus.

Proprietary OS source code LEAKED to web – from 40 years ago

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My copy of the source code is so old I can't find it on the current hard drives, so probably.

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Interpreters for Infocom games run on all sorts of kit...

Microsoft WINDOWS 10: Seven ATE Nine. Or Eight did really

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'Only ever the odd-numbered releases that are any good'

Anyone saying that never used Windows 1.x

Scrapping the Human Rights Act: What about privacy and freedom of expression?

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Lost that self awareness vs simply doesn't care any more.

She knows there's likely to be a Tory leadership election soon, and she's acting like anyone else who wants a chance at beating the vile Boris.

SanDisk Extreme Pro SSD – courting speed freaks and gamers

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On disk encryption

This may be me being dim, but doesn't this just mean is that if the controller dies, so does your data?

Someone with access to the working drive can still get at the contents, but if it goes wrong then - as with the external drives with this 'feature' - you're stuffed.

Divinity Original Sin and Wasteland 2 reviews: Turn-based gaming's not dead yet!

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Re: Oh, why Steam?

"Steam rules"

Well, it wants to.

If it let you transfer games - and WTF not, given that it can be sure you've not retained a copy - it would be a lot better.

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Re: Sir

Yep, much like T&T and real life, combats could be very one-sided and if you aren't on the right side, running away is always a good idea.

How the FLAC do I tell MP3s from lossless audio?

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Re: Good source material and very good speakers or good headphones needed

The people we bought this house from had reasonable quality CD player / amp / speakers.

But they had one speaker behind a sofa in one room, and the other one in another room, next to a radiator.

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Re: Listening too hard

One friend can definitely tell the difference between lossless and the various lossy codecs. At decent bitrates, apart from some artefacts with OGG, I can't. Even when listening via his kit.

I am tempted to get him to teach me what to listen out for, but afraid that if I do, I will always hear the differences.

London cops cuff 20-year-old man for unblocking blocked websites

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Is there any more news on this?

It doesn't seem to have come to trial. Is he still on bail?

Does anyone know who his lawyer is?

WordPress 4.0 is here, complete with one-click upgrade process

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1. Yes, it's a disgrace. At least they've stopped insisting you have an account called 'admin', and then stopped strongly suggesting you do.

2. See every other popular bit of software.

3. Use fail2ban to block the bots and password-protect access to wp-login.php at the webserver level.

Want to buy a Woz-made Apple I? If you need to ask the price, you can't afford it

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Re: "verified to be in working condition"

I'll give you a dollar for the Altair...

The internet just BROKE under its own weight – we explain how

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If you were stuck in the desert, would you rather see a horse or a camel approaching?

A horse, because it suggests that I am closer to some sort of human settlement.

Uber and Lyft sitting in a tree, 'c-a-n-c-e-l-l-i-n-g each other's rides'

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Re: Solution:

Deposits.

Has Europe cut the UK adrift on data protection?

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Quite true

But that doesn't stop the morons in the Tory party from wanting to renounce it.

Scotland's BIG question: Will independence cost me my broadband?

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Citizenship

Obviously everything in Scotland's Future - the document which loves to say 'when' rather than the much more honest 'if' - is not binding, but...

"We plan that British citizens habitually resident in Scotland on independence will be considered Scottish citizens. This will include British citizens who hold dual citizenship with another country. Scottish born British citizens currently living outside of Scotland will also be considered Scottish citizens.

"Following independence, other people will be able to apply for Scottish citizenship. For example, citizenship by descent will be available to those who have a parent or grandparent who qualifies for Scottish citizenship. Those who have a demonstrable connection to Scotland and have spent at least

ten years living here at some stage, whether as a child or an adult, will also have the opportunity to apply for citizenship."

.. suggests that it will.

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Magic Referendum Fairy

The big wave of the wand would be when Shetland decides that it wants to be independent itself or stay in the UK.

Why? The way that the first use of the word 'Shetland' in "Scotland's Future: Your Guide to an Independent Scotland" is on p290 is utterly typical, as is the second on p301, where it claims what is - by the SNP's favourite way to decide this - undeniably Shetland's oil belongs to Edinburgh.

Shetland could go independent and thrive without mainland Scotland, but mainland Scotland could not go independent and survive without Shetland.

Philip K Dick 'Nazi alternate history' story made into TV series

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There was no Total Recall remake

It was all in your mind.

If you would like to lie down here, normality will be resumed in a few moments.

We need to talk about SPEAKERS: Sorry, 'audiophiles', only IT will break the sound barrier

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"There are no oxygen-free cables in Sony studios."

I knew there was a reason One Direction sound so awful...

We're ALL Winston Smith now - and our common enemy is the Big Brother State

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Re: Niven has this one covered

With every passing year, Brazil looks more and more like a documentary.

IPv4 addresses now EXHAUSTED in Latin America and the Caribbean

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Re: Wasted IP ranges

What does the Dept of Work and Pensions need 16 million IPv4 addresses for? Is this why they're so determined to cut down the number of claimants / people eligible for any benefits, so they can have one IP address each?

SLOW DOWN: Insecure-by-design software on road

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Not just on roads

The departure signs at Nottingham station recently had problems, and were happily rebooting and showing their IP address.

Next train to Hogwarts leaves in 14 minutes...

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Re: Best one I saw...

Was it in English or German?

Cabbies paralyze London in Uber rebellion

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Re: Nice Traffic System You've Got Here...

To be fair, the London licensed taxi system is not quite the protection racket that it is in, say, San Francisco. If you can pass 'the Knowledge' test, haven't any significant criminal convictions, and have a few hundred pounds for test etc fees, you too can be licensed.

What you charge is then regulated and you can't go 'Nah, not taking you there, mate' without risking losing your licence.

Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

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Re: We're all running out of IPv4 address space

If you want to move everyone to IPv6, just ban HTTP/1.1 requests. If we went back to one IP address can only host one website, people would risk getting killed in the stampede away from IPv4.

GAME ON: Top 10 tellies for a World Cup kicking

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Best 'smart' TV

.. any dumb 1920x1080 screen with a spare HDMI socket and a Raspberry Pi attached to it.

The £200 TV + £25 Pi here craps all over a friend's £700 'smart' TV of the same size.

UK govt 'tearing up road laws' for Google's self-driving cars: The truth

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Re: Chaos ahead

You can't sue a horse or its creator. I suspect you've never needed 'third party' insurance to have one pull your milk float either.

You can sue the company that designed the driverless car, the company that programmed it, their insurers, and anyone else vaguely in the line of fire.

If you were an insurer, would you accept that the software was bug free and would not cause a serious crash?

Freeview's rumoured '£100m YouView killer' is real – and it's yet another digital TV thing

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Re: Pi WiFi

I just used the ethernet port and plugged into the router...

Happy Birthday Tetris: It's flipping 30

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Perfect tedium

Obviously, I'm going to be downvoted for this, but Tetris is a boring puzzle game for people who can't do Sokoban.

Fantastic fantasy four-way fling – and family-friendly fun

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Lots of even better board games

If you haven't already seen boardgamegeek, do have a look.

Depending on his age, SmallWorld would be another one to try.

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"The Peter Jackson films continue to do justice to this awesome source material"

Ha.

The first two have been major league bum ache - far more padding on screen than on any cinema seat - with no dramatic tension whatsoever. The ludicrous chase scenes are probably the worst bits.

Redmond is patching Windows 8 but NOT Windows 7, say security bods

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"The core of Windows XP was developed before the Internet."

Really?

"Not to be confused with the World Wide Web", as WP's page on the Internet says at the top.

Even Windows 95 was developed after the Web.

The enemy of my enemy is my, well, temporary ally: Apple and Microsoft in pact against Google

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Second will be

"How much did Microsoft pay Apple for this"

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Re: Next on Surface

Apple (computers) did lose a couple of earlier cases brought by Apple (Beatles) though.