* Posts by FozzyBear

277 posts • joined 15 Feb 2010

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Hark, the Hacking Team angels sing, it’s not us who’ve actually sinned

FozzyBear
Mushroom

Dear hacking team

You have been caught in a prison yard with your trousers around your ankles. A bottle of baby oil in one hand and a "come get it boys" sign in the other. Just shut the fuck up and take it. Any loud protests will just emabrass you even further, if that is at all possible.

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Australian carriers try to head off government telco security bill

FozzyBear
Flame

All your base belong to us

Along with your data, your privacy and anything else we can think of. Data rention laws, national internet filters and now this. Man, ignorance is bliss , at least wouldn't know that my basic freedoms and rights are being flushed down the toilet.

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New Horizons: We've got a pretty pic of Pluto. Now let's get our SCIENCE on

FozzyBear
Thumb Up

The new pic of pluto is a thing of beauty

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HTC in crisis: How did it get to this point? How did it get this bad?

FozzyBear

Re: Simple...

This would have to rate as one of the saddest attempts of trolling I've seen on these forums.You couldn't even get the icon right.

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Norks execute underperforming terrapin farm manager

FozzyBear

Seriously

He's wearing a tupee. it's Dr Evil in disguise. He was venting his anger at not getting 'frigging lasers strapped to their backs"

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World's (possibly) first HoloLens startup promises mixed realities

FozzyBear
Pint

“mixed reality”

Don't need any new tech for that, just a couple hours at the local, indulging in your favourite fermented drink

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Hacking Team havoc shows even 'security experts' suck at security

FozzyBear
Happy

I admit to

Reading about the attack and subsquent fallout over the attack with great glee.

I will sign off with a head nod to the articles picture

HACK THE PLANET

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Yikes! Facebook will run on TELEPATHY, thinks Zuck, in Q&A

FozzyBear

"One day, I believe we'll be able to send full rich thoughts to each other directly using technology,"

Me, I use my phone

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ACCC clears copper for the NBN

FozzyBear

Re: Beaurocracy-speak for fiddling while Rome burns?

It was. Originally I was going to go into a detailed explanation for the reasons behind it. However, there is a very concise way of summarising why this is such as F**k up.

Politicians got involved

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Apple pulls Civil War games in Confederate flag takedown

FozzyBear

Re: I hang my head in shame

Personally i like jim jefferies take o gun control in the U.S. Sorry no link, at work with youtube blocked

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Capita: Call centre workers, can you fall on your swords? Please?

FozzyBear

Which of course the

HR and marketing department use to justify either their own existance or to increase the size of their departments

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Shadow of the Beast: Amiga classic returns from the darkness

FozzyBear
Happy

The amiga!

man brings back memories, started on the a500 then later got the A3000. Firstly the games, then the programming, and then I discovered these things called BBS's and they had these interesting pictures on them. Talk about frustrating waiting for a picture to download on a 14K modem.

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We need to know about the Internet of Things, say US Senators

FozzyBear
Angel

I am predicting in the near future

The next person that goes on a shooting spree and blames their toaster, 'cause god was speaking through it. Instead of showing them their nice new fashion accessory, a nice white jacket where the extra-long sleeves wrap around the waist, the investigating authorities will have dozens of forensic experts tearing their house apart.

That will set the paranoia levels to 11

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Another CEO goes overboard from Jay Z's Tidal music website

FozzyBear

Based on the picture

the gimp wearing the mickey mouse ears appears the most intelligent. Him or the curtains in the background, it's too close to call.

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Spiceworks in WTF-class social log-in SECURITY BLUNDER

FozzyBear
Pirate

Whoopsie

but i'm sure they are taking this situation with a grain of salt

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Arkansas Kum & Go onanist did just that

FozzyBear
Happy

Just be grateful the shop wasnt called

"wo flun poo"

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Australia's Senate demands access to NBN business case that doesn't exist

FozzyBear

this whole situation is one gaint clustf**f

Politicians are using the nbn to grnadstand and win some cheap political points. Whilst the public are holding a stripped copper wire wondering why they have no internet connection

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Version 0.1 super-stars built the universe – and they lived all the way over there, boffins point

FozzyBear

This is why i love science

It's not what you know that exicting it's the new discoveries that challenge it.

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How swearing at your coworker via WhatsApp could cost you $68,000

FozzyBear
Childcatcher

Getting insulted and then whining to the cops. Sure make a complaint if the abuse is constant and over a period of time. But a one off post. Suck it up princess

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Limited edition Iron Man S6 sells for $91,000 thanks to ... serial number

FozzyBear

Re: 69 more lucky?

and considering its dinner for two thats tonights menu sorted.

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Has marketing grabbed the IT reins at your company?

FozzyBear

Same Situation

just different buzz word or paradigm being thrown around. Wasn't there a story similar to this only a month ago, or is this a continuation of the same?

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HP is 80 per cent closer to breaking up. Now, about the IT estate...

FozzyBear

I can just here the arguments in the board room now

Exec 1: You can take this product

exec 2: Piss off im not taking responsibility for that piece of crap, you take it.

exec 1: no way.

Rinse and repeat 75,000 times.

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Half a billion for BLOODY BIG telescope in Chile

FozzyBear

Impressive

Although as powerful as the telescope may be, it still could not find my care factor for work today

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Attack of the IT monuments men: Museum wants your kit

FozzyBear

i have an old IT manager that suffers from memory leaks that I'd be happy to donate.

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Intel imagines chips in nappies to create the Internet of sh*t things

FozzyBear

Seriously

The last wisps of hope for humanity have now vanished with that story.

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Electrons ride huge plasma tubes above Earth

FozzyBear

That is truly an awesome piece of original work. A hat tip to her supervisor also for giving her due credit.

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What a Zuckin' drag! 'Frisco queens protest outside Facebook HQ over 'real names' policy

FozzyBear

huh

I thought that was a pic of the latest board of directors meeting for facebook. My mistake

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German watchdog rips off Facebook's thumbs after online fracas

FozzyBear

This articles heading was promising .

I had high hopes of seeing a nice picture of zuckerberg holding up mutilated hands, with a footnote claiming the germans would be going after his smug smiling face next.

Alas it was not to be

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Internet Society of Australia changes name to Internet Australia

FozzyBear

SPLITTERS

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Google patents DEVIL TOY which will BRAINWASH KIDS

FozzyBear

Huh

I have visions of the little transformer dry humping megan foxs leg

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If IT isn’t careful, marketing will soon be telling us what to do

FozzyBear
IT Angle

Huh!

What goes around comes around. This scenario is nothing new, the buzz words and jargon are, the scenario is not. It has always been a balancing act between IT and the business.

Some Marketing, Sales or business drone has read an article on the latest and greatest bit of vapourware and wants it operational as soon as possible. It's the job of IT to bring some sanity and forward thinking to the process. Denying it outright is dangerous; not thinking about how it integrates into existing business and systems is disastrous. It’s the art of balancing these two extremes that is the key. Regardless though it’s IT that’s blamed for the failure. The other department if it succeeds.

It’s the way it was, is, and always will be.

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Boffins have devised TERMINATOR style LIQUID METAL – for an antenna

FozzyBear
Terminator

I'm running for the hills

One dimensional antenna. I call it a sharp needle.

They are working on conttrolling it two-dimensionally. I call that

"Knives and other stabbing weapons"

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KFC's new secret ingredient is a bluetooth keyboard on your tray

FozzyBear
Coffee/keyboard

Given the amount of oil, grease and other crap that oozes from the protein substitute they call chicken a vomit bag and a tray full of napkins would be more appreciated.

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Pandora ordered to pay up extra royalties in BMI row

FozzyBear

Re: 20 years later

Unfortunately these people have all the forward thinking of council parking officers armed with wheel clamps.

Still it is amusing to see them fight a losing battle to keep the old business model profitable

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Swedish Supreme Court keeps AssangeTM in Little Ecuador

FozzyBear

Do we know for a fact that he is still there?

Is it possible they have managed to smuggle him out

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Mars needs TRAFFIC COP to stop probe prangs, says NASA

FozzyBear

Just declare an orbit a tow away zone.

An Aussie tow truck driver would have the offending satelite wheel clamped, towed and impounded before the paint was dry on the sign.

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Accused Aussie game hacker flees to Europe ahead of trial

FozzyBear

Re: Australian Take-away

No Fans here just the aussies down voting the idea of having the bastard back

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EXTREME FEEDING: BLUE whales' gluttonous gobbling of fishy fluids

FozzyBear

Rubber-band nerve lets them gulp straight down throats

Though rare this can also be present in the female of our speciies. Whilst this may marginalise her from the other females, this trait can be highly prized by the males.

Damn I miss her!

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Windows 10 bombshell: Microsoft to KILL OFF Patch Tuesday

FozzyBear

Microsoft taking a swipe at another company

for lax security, software bugs and poor track record in fixing them.

Well they should know, they've been doing it for decades

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Ex-Goldman Sachs programmer found guilty of code theft … again

FozzyBear

Scratch the surface

of a democracy and just below the surface you'll find that rules and laws are really not there to protect you and me or the other guy in the street. The laws are there to protect itself from you or me or the guy in the street. Check out double jeopardy in Australia , UK or US and it has so many loopholes or exceptions they could continue to proecute him til he dies of old age.

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Why recruiters are looking beyond IT's traditional talent pool

FozzyBear

@ boltar

The last guy I worked with had an IT degree and was not shy in telling everyone about it. Gave him a small project to work on.(rework a stored procedure and view). Long story short after three weeks he finally admits that the reason it isn't finished is because he did not know SQL. The guy had a degree in Information and database management!

So, yes, I will take the Builder, or the electrician or guy/girl off the street rather than the likes of him, or YOU for that fact, because Id rather a honest hard worker than a pretentious twat like yourself. .

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Singapore's PM personally programmed C++ Suduko-solver

FozzyBear

An intelligent poltician

Its quite sad that this sparks such a debate and cynical ( or are they hopeful) views. If only there was more politicians that like him with "useful" skills and degrees, rather than the mindless suit wearing drones we are all accustomed too.

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Oz energy company AGL promises to decarbonise by 2050

FozzyBear

and the not so fine print

Of course we will be only too happy to pass along any increases these initiatives cost, real or imagined, onto our customers

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COME BACK – I never said we were quitting public cloud, says HP bigwig Bill Hilf

FozzyBear

HP's wheel of fortune (Strategy) Oh look we've landed back on cloud computing.

Honestly each time HP comes out with a new (read old) strategy I have visions of the three stooges. Whoop, whoop, whoop, slap, doonk, bang, poke!

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What's Meg Whitman fussing over: The fate of HP ... or the font on a DISRUPTIVE new logo?

FozzyBear

Did

Marketing pass out the small mirrors, razor blades along with small baggies of white powder before trying to sell this bullshit Seriously Meg you may have been suckered in by all that marketing bullshit. Don't demean your customers intelligence by thinking they will also.

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NO, Joe Hockey, a 'Netflix tax' wouldn't raise 'billions'

FozzyBear

yep thats right

This moron is in charge of Australia's federal budget

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Dallas Buyers Club doubles down on Oz Torrenters

FozzyBear

piracy rates sky rocket in OZ

yeah that's because even the people who would buy season 6 of SOA are still waiting for it to hit the shelves and are sick of waiting

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Turnbull's digital transformation office DOES SOMETHING

FozzyBear

Seriously

I can condense all of that crap into the following single line of text..

See easily read and understood by all

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This one weird trick deletes any YouTube flick in just a few clicks

FozzyBear

No bieber or minecraft video were harmed..

Well I want to know why not

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30 years on: The day a computer glitch nearly caused World War III

FozzyBear

He may down play his actions

The fact of the matter is, there are precious few people out there willing to disregard the idiocy the computer screen is telling them and make intelligent decisions on their own. Even worse, more and more people are willing to be lead blindly by the technology at their disposal even when that small part of the brain (common sense) is screaming at them not to do it.

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