45 posts • joined 22 Apr 2010
Still have mine...
...TI Programmer LED from the early 1970's. Plus the LCD follow-on from around 1980. And finally the grail: the HP 16C from around 1984. I still use the 16C, and have two spares in case it ever goes tits-up.
Well at least...
…they didn't say, "You're holding it wrong."
Pretty soon our employers will be installing these with attached alternators so they can earn green funds from our labours.
Played it on a Univac 1110 4x4 computer sometime after 1972.
It was in Fortran. I spent many man-hours of work time turning it into a bootable Uniservo 16 tape so you could play it from the Uniscope 100 console while I was on nights.
I claim the biggest misuse of company money to implement Startrek. The official monthly rental for this configuration was over $200,000 per month.
Visiting the punch room.
That was an experience which would make your day. Junior programmers in the 1960s were not encouraged to just drop into this paradise where dozens of nubile young ladies were typing away on their IBM 029s.
But sometimes you would be invited down by the woman of formidable aspect who guarded access to the room to clarify something you had written on one of your coding forms. Oh joy!
She was no fool, however. She noticed that my handwriting was steadily getting worse and after the third visit told me that I was disrupting their workflow and that in future the coding forms would be sent back and I would lose my place in the queue.
Another thing from the video: whatever happened to Stentophones? We used to have them everywhere in 1969 but I don't think I've seen one in 20 years.
Re: What I'd be looking for in such a thing
Yes the Synology is pretty good. I've had the 2-bay version for about a year and the interface and basic functions have got steadily better. Every time is log in (monthly or so) updates are available.
Unfortunately they still haven't fixed automatic backup of larger SD cards, but the 4-bay version doesn't seem to have an SD slot, judging from the photo. Also the wireless option has never worked for me, even when a supposedly supported wireless USB adapter is plugged in.
The support community is both active and helpful.
The odd thing about the swiss railway clocks...
...is not the design, which is very clean and distinctive. Instead the odd thing is the way they act when the second hand reaches the 12 o'clock mark.
See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGRJWl48b7w&feature=related
(TV program, that is.) Was on shortly before I left the UK.
An episode, "A Quiet Night In," still sticks in my memory after 30+ years.
Re: My first computer
Hey, me too! Except we didn't hae a card reader/punch, everything had to be self-punched on papaer tape. No Algol, either. Elliott Autocode and/or the assembler. Assembler was by far the most interesting.
If you subscribed to early issues of Byte ...
...you didn't have to type in your Basic programs. You could get a 'floppy ROM' which was an audio disk (ie: as in 45 rpm) which you could play on your record player and pipe the audio out to some a-to-d circuitry on your home computer. The ones and zeroes were different tones on the disk, but good luck getting your sister's Dansette to sync up to the software on your Altair 680.
I think I could still find a floppy ROM around the house, and somewhere I still have a business card wallet full of Exatron Stringy Floppies with a Forth interpreter and various other software for said Altair.
What are they?
Actually, in our firm I can find 3 of them, one of which is for the receptionist. Apart from the servers locked away in the basement, the remaining inventory comprises about 500 laptops. Was the same with my previous company about 10 years ago.
You forgot the RSUs...
Register Standard Units: area about 0.96 Wales.
My experience is similar...
When I recently decided I wanted a PC on my desk instead of on my lap I bought a friend's old MacPro, with twin Xeon from 2006. Why would anyone who wasn't broke buy a 6 year-old desktop?
Well, it's possible that it will crap out next week and make me look even stupider than usual, but in that case I don't have a great deal of money invested in it. In the meantime, I installed an SSD drive which was left over when my Dell Latitude crapped out (yeah, one of those expensive, solid, reliable business-oriented laptops) as the boot drive and it's a very capable machine which boots as fast as my MacBook Pro which also has SSD.
It also helps heat up my office (-15 deg C outside this morning).
Why don't you enlighten us poor, benighted civvies who are paying for this stuff where the inaccuracies are?
Is the case made of real Kevlar?
...Which is rather difficult to manufacture in bulk to precise tolerances. Or is it some other material with 'kevlar effect' finishing?
There's an awful lot of faux-kevlar around in travel bags, watchbands (I need to have a bulletproof wrist), etc. Few of the manufacturers have the machinery to actually deal with it.
Why even bother to report these rumours...
They don't benefit anyone, even the Register. Better to save the electrons for something worthwhile.
“Though I often looked for one...
..., I finally had to admit that there could be no cure for Paris.”
A sentiment we all agree with and hope will continue.
And according to the reviews...
...it was at best a half-decent tablet. The geeks who bought at the fire-sale probably knew what they were getting. As for the innocents who just saw a sub $100 tablet which was incompatible with Android, I wonder how they feel they made out.
Furthermore, there's not much point in saying that the way to succeed in selling against Apple is to sell your tablet at less than cost, unless you're in for the long game and have deep pockets.
First Experience of a Spreadsheet...
..was around 1983/4. The engineering group I moved into was tasked with an array processor design. For the company, this was a bit of a sideshow and they wouldn't spring for some decent software for analyzing signal timing. So some bright spark did it all on his brand new IBM-compatible PC in Lotus 1-2-3 or whatever was current around that time. Pages of horizontal lines popping up and down in sympathy and heading off right towards ZZ territory as he simulated a matrix add.
Some years later, "What, you can use spreadsheets for business planning?"
I think we only sold two or three processors so perhaps a more rigorous use of Lotus by the Program Managers might have saved a lot of profitless effort.
Seems like you're alienating a growing share of your market...
...by mindlessly labelling Apple customers as fanbois or part of a cult.
May have been funny once or twice but after so many iterations it gets boring.
Oh, I forgot. It's all about clicks, whether they're done out of annoyance or otherwise.
Pandering to the fanbois and haters is good business...
...even if many of the articles are effectively dumbed down.
It's all about clicks.
Can't these large adapters use a stub cable to a normal-sized plug?
These large units block all the holes on a multi-outlet (I'm in Euro-land). Would the addition of a 1-foot cable and a normal plug cause signal problems? Would plugging it in via a non-switched outlet bar cause problems?
According to "hardmac.com"...
...(they reported the original problem some years ago) this is the reason:
"Here is also an explanation of the reasons that pushed Apple to introduce that system in the 2009 iMac. As we sais earlier, the iMac checks very often the temperature of the hard drive. If it was doing so with the SMART system, it would shrink the disk bandwidth and would freeze the disk for a very short time at every check.
Therefore Apple decided to do it with an Out of Bandwidth system, outside of the data channels of the disks. At first the company used connectors added to most hard drives and used for programming and testing the disk. That solution had one drawback as each manufacturer had its own connector. The 2011 model uses a new system. All the information now goes through pin 11 of the power supply connector, which is normally used to light-up a LED during disk activity. In prodder to change the use of that pin, a specific firmware was needed, which explains the reason that only disks sold by Apple in the iMac don't have any problem."
...which is a reason, though I couldn't say whether it is a good one.
That's OK then...
...I'll have to remember to write that in my diary tonight, "El Reg today contained a grain of truth!"
He then summarily fired a few employees....
Looks as though you made that one up.
Who's got the oldest?...
...I have 3 HP 16Cs, the oldest from 1983 (as best I remember). The instruction book has a 1982 copyright.
It replaced a TI LCD Programmer, which my wife had pretty much taken over anyway. And that replaced a TI LED Programmer, which is still around somewhere. The red LEDs are still the coolest.
I programmed my first HP 16C to help me disentangle the various fields in the long microcode word used by the embedded controller I was working on then, which used AMD 2900 series chips, as far as I remember.
Doesn't seem like it was so long ago. I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
The courts are the final arbiters...
...and in the USA I can't believe that increasing the credibility of the USPTO will do anything to reduce the dependency on the legal system to sort out the validity and real ownership of patents.
Perhaps better just to accept the fact and ackowledge that the Patent Office merely serves as a simple registrar of (claimed) first instance. The whole job can be performed by a roomful of clerks, or perhaps even a web site.
Sorting out the farcical patent tourism industry might be a better thing to concentrate on.
Windows working on ARM, via the LongARM project...
...well, at least it's better than calling it the ShortArm project.
Maybe this only makes sense to ex-military tapes.
"At least the world agrees that the slot screw is an abomination that deserves to go the same way as surgery without anaesthetic and public hangings."
Funny that some of the most precise miniaturised mechanical machines, ie: watch movements, are put together exclusively with slot screws. I suspect the skill of the artificer has a lot to do with whether they're considered and abomination.
Malware on Univac, Vax & IBM???
Somehow I doubt that. During 35 years with the company (under its various names) the only malware I heard of on Univac machines was some of the officially supported software we delivered to the 1100-series machines during the 1970s.
I did once write an ASM program which put a phony Exec 8 login sequence on Uniscope 100 screens and left it running. In those days interactive terminals were a common resource we all had to share. But it didn't do anything with the supplied passwords, just wrote rude messages back to the user, specially tailored to his userid.
Grizzled old gits like myself...
...might prefer Register reportards to keep their assumptions of our what we like to themselves.
Also a theatre, a general store and a rifle range in the basement...
...at least when I worked there back in the early 1970s. I whiled away many evenings during transport strikes burning up the ammunition they paid for until the crowds on the suburban lines had died down. They also had a full medical and dental service in the Upstream building which was useful on occasion. However, the crowning glory was the Lensbury employee club in Teddington. Once you had been there you could have no doubt the oil companies were making money hand over fist.
At that time the computers (Univac 1108s, IBM 360s) were in the Downstream building on the first floor, but I believe that building was sold off and converted to appartments.
Quite takes me back...haven't lived in Blighty since 1978.
Just turn on 'tap to click'...
You guys are so gullible...
It only requires the Register to patent trawl Apple's applications, then write some stupid 'what if' fantasy and you're all over the site moaning how evil Apple are. The idea of using it this way is the Register's not Apple's. The Register is whipping up stupid emotion to get you to come back and view the site more often and thus get more advertising revenue.
Get a clue.
It already was endangered...
...there hasn't been a new model Titanium SANDisk greater than 16GB for the last 9 months.
"Apple as a religion"...
...Is primarily pushed by media such as the Register who hope to boost their hit count, attracting both enthusiasts and detractors by publishing inflammatory 'news' items.
I and my IT colleagues where I work use Windows, Unix, Linux at work because we have to. We use Windows, Unix, Linux or an Apple OS at home for various reasons, not least being financial. I haven't come across anyone using an OS for reasons of blind faith.
Friends who are enthusiasts of Ford or Dodge cars, for example, are not considered as cultists, even if we consider them mistaken. There is no reason to extend the religious analogy to OS enthusiasts of any preference unless the purpose is merely to imflame.
Anyone who believes...
...that the Swiss are too polite to make a fuss when you bend the rules hasn't spent much time there. They will (reasonably politely) tell you when you are doing something which is verboten.
Does anyone actually care?
Come on theRegister, get a grip. If you want to publish amusing frothy articles it would be best to find a subject that's actually amusing.
Makes me wonder...>>
...just how many people you have dedicated to the Register's Apple newsdesk. Not that much is news, commenting on commentators doesn't seem like a ver productive occupation.
Reminds me of the 1930's...
...when it was said that if the poorer housholds had baths they would just use them to store coal.
So when individuals report failure...
...it's a meaningfull metric of the quality of the product. When individuals report success it's meaningless.
So, let me get this straight...
...Microsoft misses a deadline (shock horror!) and this is an indication of Jobs' idiocy and a vindication of the Reg's crusade against Apple?
The Reg's credibility continues to spiral earthwards like a paper aeroplane.
No need to be so smug ...
...about iPads. Many of us can't see the video because Youtube and external Flash sites are blocked at work anyway. And my life isn't so sad that I read theRegister other than at work.
You will shortly be contacted by Microsoft legal...>>
...pointing out that Bing (as in 'bingers') is a Microsoft trademark which must not be infringed. The term 'bingers' may only be used for those enjoying the Bing experience.
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