* Posts by Detective Emil

118 posts • joined 10 Feb 2010

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Jeremy Hunt: Telcos must block teens from sexting each other

Detective Emil
Headmaster

Educational initiative

This must be part of the government's drive to increase teens' technical skills through making them research and develop ways around the ban.

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Veeam kicks Symantec's ass over unpatentable patents

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Phew!

I've been breaking most of those with my hacked-up scripts for years.

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TfL to track Tube users in stations by their MAC addresses

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Black Helicopters

Determine routes of users of old Android versions

Isn't the Wi-Fi probe MAC address randomization introduced in iOS 8 supposed to defeat this kind of caper? (It got off to a shaky and ineffectual start, but reportedly was much improved in iOS 9.) Android got around to introducing the same feature earlier this year. So TfL is likely to be tracking only users of old Android versions. They'll just have to hope that these punters take the same routes as those with pricier phones, who are probably the people that interest advertisers most.

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HP Ink shrinks workstations to puckish form factor

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Meh

Bricked

One of the nice things about Apple's, umm, mature Mac Mini is that it has an internal power supply. Like all the competition (AFAICT), the Z2 G3 has (will have) an external power brick. In this case, it's 135 Watts, which means that it will be big, and that the workstation will potentially be very noisy if its fans have to shift all that heat out of a small space.

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Samsung flings $8bn at buyout of connected car biz Harman

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Hmm. Wonder where this leaves the in-car entertainment line that supports Apple's CarPlay.

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Capita's head of tech solutions resigns

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Go

Just hang on in there, Capita!

There's bound to be some juicy government contracts coming up because of a need to impede things currently moving freely: people, goods, services, patents …

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10x faster servers? Pop a CAPI in your dome

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Meh

POWER only

The linked materials suggest that CAPI is specific to IBM's POWER architecture (currently POWER8, POWER9 next year), which makes it a lot less exciting from most potential users' point of view.

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Cisco president: We've lost to AWS et al on the public cloud

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FAIL

Cisco just jumped the shop …

So now I have to enter retail establishments with a hop, skip or jump to avoid the floor-level cameras. Glad to know that they care about my fitness.

Hmm. The kids' stilts are still in the garage …

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FT journo roasts channel leaders for spouting bullshit

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Where can I get a full transcript?

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Man accused of $180k ass-based gold smuggling scam awaits verdict

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Coat

Laundering the proceeds of crime

Absolutely essential in this case.

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Is there paper in the printer? Yes and it's so neatly wrapped!

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Climbing out of the first floor at 02:00

Reminds me of the time I wrapped up a job in Italy, only to find myself alone after hours on a locked site. The security guard (conforming to Italian stereotyping) was nowhere to be found, so the only way out was over the three-metre wire fence, patrolled by guard dogs. Happily, as well as being badly-fed and flea-ridden (poor things), they were untrained, and treated anybody inside the wire as a friend. It was only after I'd scrambled over and was outside that they started to bark at me …

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Star Trek's Enterprise turns 50 and still no sign of a warp drive. Sigh

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Boffin

Re: EmDrive is an impossible idea?

It's supposed to be happening, although in a somewhat less ambitious testbed than you propose.

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Detective Emil

How old would those naysayers be?

If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

(Clarke again.)

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EU will force telcos to offer 90 days of 'roam like home' contracts

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Re: To play devils advocate here...

… only really works if taxes for services are the same throughout.

I think that loophole got fixed last year: vendors of downloads no longer sell out of Luxembourg, where VAT was 3%, because they must now charge the rate of the country where the customer is established. If this rule does not yet apply to telecomms, I'm sure the stroke of a pen could change that.

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Diablo conjures up hell of a DIMM: 128GB NAND pretend-RAM summoned

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WTF?

Data? What data?

What I don’t understand (and the company’s web site does not explain) is why the product is volatile in the face of power failure if it’s using NAND, a non-volatile storage technology. Maybe it’s that the driver software makes no guarantee about what’s in DRAM and what’s in NAND when the lights go out.

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AirPort owners: Apple's patched a mystery vuln

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Paris Hilton

Odd

These patches actually appeared almost a month ago. I wonder why news of them only just hit Apple's product security list.

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Flexi-Plexistor's software-defined memory roadmap

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Flame

Someone call the fire brigade!

My buzzword detector just went up in in flames.

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Adobe scrambles to untangle itself from QuickTime after Apple throws it over a cliff

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Adobe should take QuickTime over

After all, they're specialists in offering products with gaping security holes.

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Nutanix cracks its first $100m quarter

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Headmaster

Please sir...

What does Nutanix actually do?

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Swedish sysadmins reach for the hex key, reassemble services after weekend DDoS

Detective Emil

My guess is that it's something to do with Swedish publishers plan summer ‘Block Party’ to thwart ad blockers, reported a few days ago in El Reg.

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Hey Windows 10, weren't you supposed to help PC sales?

Detective Emil
Meh

Maybe Win 10 did help PC sales

In a similar way to Why didn't quantitative easing produce huge inflation?, maybe if there had been no Win 10, PC sales would really have fallen through the floor. Who can say? But Canute may be a better analogy.

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GitHubber wants to revive the first Unix in a PDP-7 emulator

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Pirate

UNSW has form

It was from UNSW that Lions' Commentary on UNIX 6th Edition snuck out, despite the best efforts of Bell Labs' lawyers.

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Bitcoin's governance bungles stain the blockchain's reputation

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Alert

Plan to Throw One Away

Chapter 11 of the only management book I ever enjoyed, Fred Brooks' "The Mythical Man Month". Too bad the adherents of Bitcoin didn't get the memo.

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Winning Underhand C Contest code silently tricks nuke inspectors

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Headmaster

Re: horses for courses

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off. Stroustrup (See link for his scholarly gloss.)

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Facebook Messenger: All your numbers are belong to us

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Alert

Facebook: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with

The Fishbowl has already said it, so I don't have to.

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ISPs: UK.gov should pay full costs of Snooper's Charter hardware

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Big Brother

Re: Depressing.

Are all UK home secretaries unpleasant people before they take up the role, or do they suddenly become nasty on assuming office? If the latter, what's the mechanism? Perhaps something like Terry Pratchet's proposed Kingon/Queon effects the transfer from the old to the new incumbent. If it were to travel faster than light, that would be an added bonus, as home secretaries seem to be right behind breaking the laws of physics (while imposing many others).

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Hackers add exploit kit to article asking 'Is cyber crime out of control?'

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Betteridge's law of headlines

At last! A counterexample.

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Facebook conjures up a trap for the unwary: scanning your camera for your friends

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Black Helicopters

Re: There's an opt out...?

Face recognition is fairly expensive, so it's hard to do in a way that would work acceptably (time, memory use, battery impact) on everything, including low-end Android kit, without sending something to a server farm. Both Android and iOS ship with face detection frameworks, but you have to use third party IP for face detection. If your Android device happens to have a Snapdragon (S4 or better) CPU, Qualcomm can help you; on iOS, you'd love to be able to get at Apple's proprietary image signal processor to do the job but, AFAICT, Apple won't let you. So what I'd do is pick out possible faces using the built-in framework, and send just those image fragments to the server farm. Less scope for blackmail, but still greater than zero.

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PC sales will rise again, predicts Intel, but tablets are toast

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Meh

It must have been dark in that hall …

… because Kirk Skaugen was sure whistling loudly.

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The only GOOD DRONE is a DEAD DRONE. Y'hear me, scumbags?!

Detective Emil
Mushroom
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The battle of Cupertino: Jailbreakers do it for freedom, not cash

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Paris Hilton

Huh?

… without a jailbreak you are not able to do any advanced security study …

Seems a bit circular: "Because it's secure, we can't study its security". Besides, I would have thought that attempting to find a jailbreak came under the heading of "security study".

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To save mobile web, we must destroy JavaScript, HTML and CSS

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Black Helicopters

If this means that Google the ever-benificent learns any more about me, I'm dead against it.

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iPhone 6s and 6s Plus: Harder, faster and they'll give you a buzz

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Don’t know what I was waiting for

Maybe you still haven't found what you were looking for — last year an unwanted U2 album, this year a marginally-enthickened iPhone.

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Architect of UK’s hated Care.data scheme quits NHS, flees from Britain

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Big Brother

Pay no attention to that spook behind the curtain

The scheme has been subject to severe delays ...

His life will be easier in Oz, where such things seem just to get rammed through. (One of many antipodean El Reg stories on the topic.)

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Euro Commission wants to pick your brains on telcos and net access

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Meh

Open government? Ah, not that kind of open …

For a start it would be nice if the explanatory documents were not in a Microsoft-proprietary format.

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Vodafone 'fesses up to hack of journalist's phone, denies 'improper behaviour'

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Black Helicopters

Surely it's acceptable use?

Im surprised that Vodaphone has not claimed that the contract that the journalist signed with them allowed ransacking: see Beware Vodafone's Draconian "Acceptable Use Policy" on Soylent News. (UK contract, but I doubt Oz's is better.)

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Parallels Desktop 11 brings Windows 10 and Cortana to Mac

Detective Emil

Re: Ransomware

VM Ware was much worse when it came to updates. They're already trailing that a new version will be needed for El Capitan

VMware says Fusion 7 already runs El Capitan today, but it’s not considered a ‘supported’ version. This seems to be the case: I'm running it under the El Capitan Public Beta and it seems to work. Not that I'm doing anything terribly stressful to it. I suppose that, if I were, and if it broke, I would not be able to get support. (In particular, I've not tried Windows 10 on it: Windows 7 is fine for what I want.)

Turning things upside down, VMware Fusion 7 on OS X Yosemite supports El Capitan VMs — although, again, I have not tried doing anything too ambitious from inside one.

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Full duplex! Bristol boffins demo Tx and Rx on the same frequency AT THE SAME TIME

Detective Emil

While cancellation of 50dB is certainly impressive, I can see why the researchers are advocating it as a technology for future picocells. A typical mobile phone transmits at up to 27dBm, and should be usable with a received signal of -95dBm. That's a difference of 122dB. Closer to a base station, where transmit power could be dialled back to 20dBm and the received signal comes in at -60dBm, there's a difference of 80dB. Even with 50dB of cancellation, that gets you a thousand times more interference than signal.

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Malvertising set to wreak one BEELLION dollars in damage this year

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Meh

Serve yourself

Invincea's report contains no justification for the unstated $250 average cost to victims of each and every impression that underlies its scary headline figure of over half a billion dollars of damage. For example, as this refers specifically to Cryptowall, mobile device users (in the majority in Blighty, according to a recent report) and Mac users (even those with Flash installed and, I know, a minority) are immune: the report discusses only Windows. Even Windows users with up-to-date malware protection have a good chance of dodging the bullet: after all, the report reassuringly describes how Invincea's software nullified the threat; it's just conceivable that its competitors could do the same.

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Typewriters suck. Yet we're infinitely richer for those irritating machines

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Coffee/keyboard

O Roneo, Roneo, wherefore art thou, Roneo?

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Thirty five Flash Player holes plugged (and there's one quick fix)

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Re: BBC in the dark ages

If you fix your browser to tell the BBC It's an iPad, videos play fine. The user agent string you need is

Mozilla/5.0 (iPad; CPU OS 8_1 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/600.1.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/8.0 Mobile/12B410 Safari/600.1.4

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Audi RS3: Keep running up that hill, with no problems

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Megaphone

Damn you, El Reg

Now I've got to go and play some Kate Bush. Maybe I'll do it in the (rather more pedestrian) A4 (which does have the — rather nice — "sound package").

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Flash deserves to live, says Cisco security man

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Meh

Not a disinterested observer

At least two Cisco products still require Flash: Cisco Prime Infrastructure and Cisco Configuration Professional. There are probably others …

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Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they have defined the smidge

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Mandatory Pratchett reference

'Smidgen?' said the signaller, slowly. 'I don't think I know a code for smidgen…'

(Truckers, 1989)

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Antitrust this! EU Commish goes after HOLLYWOOD’s big guns

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Paris Hilton

Whittle while you work?

The opening paragraph does not list Disney among the Commission's targets, yet the end of the story quotes Disney bluster. What's going on?

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Flash zero-day monster Angler dominates exploit kit crime market

Detective Emil

Re: BBC

If you change your browser ID to "Mozilla/5.0 (iPad; CPU OS 8_1 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/600.1.4 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/8.0 Mobile/12B410 Safari/600.1.4", the BBC thinks you're coming from an iPad and serves you MPEG4.

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Reg scribe feels disturbance in the force at secret Empire Strikes Back screening

Detective Emil

Re: £80 actually

You might want to look at the prices for reasonably good seats at a London musical. £75 plus booking fee is around what you can expect to pay. (Not that that's not eye-watering…) I'll bet the bar prices are comparable too.

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Ubuntu daddy Mark Shuttleworth loses fight to cancel $20m bank fee

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Black Helicopters

Capital flight

Well, assuming that the money was held in local currency, he's still doing better than if he'd left it in South Africa: the Rand was trading at around eight to the US dollar in 2008; now it's at twelve or so.

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Facebook Moments app NOT COMING to a mobile device near EU soon

Detective Emil
Devil

Re: Facebook: The new big Brother

As El reg has reported, Belgium's going after them for hoovering up data relating to non-members/people who are not logged in. Allez les Diables Rouges!

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Confusion reigns as Bundestag malware clean-up staggers on

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Mushroom

Not my idea of fun

Kaspersky hints at the "nuke from orbit" procedure needed to get rid of its recent infection by an in-memory Duqu 2.0 APT on page 33 of this exhaustive report. Basically

1) Identify Internet gateway and install hosts used by infection.

2) Simulate power outage — cut power to everything simultaneously.

3) Isolate gateways and install hosts from Internet and internal network.

4) Bring up gateways and install hosts, disinfect and harden them.

5) Give gateways and install hosts access to each other and Internet and observe beadily.

6) When safe, bring everything else back up. Well, before doing that you might want take steps to harden everything else too, but, without the gateways to act as first-level installers, this particular infection can't reestablish itself. Until the authors start to use a different day-zero to get in.

Glad I'm not in this particular game.

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