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Every billionaire needs a PANZER TANK, right? STOP THERE, Paul Allen

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Flame

Fight it out

Allen has the best lawyers, but the faundation still has tanks.

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City hidden beneath England's Stonehenge had HUMAN ABATTOIR. And a pub

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Re: what i would like to know

Are the new scans not from Boltzmann but from ORBit?

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ISIS terror fanatics invade Diaspora after Twitter blockade

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Iraq: 500000 to 1000000+ deaths up and counting. Oh, and some harsh word exchanges on the social media.

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Tricked by satire? Get all your news from Facebook? You're in luck, dummy

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I wish life was always that simple

Take regular news, just add [Satire] et voila!

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X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture

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Hello there and goodbyes here

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DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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Coat

Losers

Stumbled on this paranoiacs cave, no social accounts either, but common every decent human I know has one.

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eBay slammed for daft post-hack password swap advice

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Paris Hilton

Combined words with uppercase are so safe where in lowercase are just weak and just remember replace e with 3 and i with 1 to make it much stronger

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Sorry London, Europe's top tech city is Munich

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Pirate

London, is that the new name for Tortuga?

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El Reg's contraptions confessional no.5: The Sinclair Sovereign

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Came after the HP-25, so?

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Beastie Boys parody sueball tennis ends after toy firm yanks Girls

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Coat

Re: "by being the first to get there"

Guernica? We are talking Picasso here, it´s stolen of course, from Rubens in this case.

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Star Wars VII set for Xmas release. Ho, ho, ho... not THIS Christmas

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Re: Oh noes...

I have only seen the first, episode whatever, and went back to Valérian after that.

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Android in FOUR out of 5 new smartphones. How d'ya like dem Apples?

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It's more painful to Microsoft than Apple I think as Apple does not aim to anything other than the premium market.

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UK.gov BANS iPads from Cabinet over foreign eavesdropper fears

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Boffin

"lead-lined boxes" the lead is against superman x-ray vision, whatever that is

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Microsoft: Oh PLEASE, HTC. Who says Windows Phone can't go on an Android mobe? – report

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Good idea, and in the meantime Android on a Microsoft-Nokia. Please?

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Google tentacle slips over YouTube comments: Now YOUR MUM is at the top

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Happy

Awesome

So now I can see a Bieber clip and share with likeminded the joy, where others would only see the echoes of their private hell.

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First rigid airship since the Hindenburg cleared for outdoor flight trials

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Re: Back of the envelope calculation

A good way to kill yourself was to pressurize a car tire to 10 bar and look at what happens when the tire explodes.

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Google rolls its eyes, gives Windows Phones five more months to sync

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Does Google pay a license for this?

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Dubya: I introduced PRISM and I think it's pretty swell

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Black Helicopters

Re: First political dissident

This is a post 1986 remark, the American history is a blank slate. Job well done.

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China’s state-run rags brand Mars One mission a scam

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Wait until the preliminary selection:

Test 1 basics: Stay on a rock somewhere in the pacific for 19 (maybe 30) months with a very limited supply of food, water and booze and a gun with one bullet. Most scammers will chicken out.

Test 2 ....

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US Ambassador plays Game of Thrones with pirates

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Pint

Re: For $2.49

That's also why I don't drink beer unless it's 50 cents the pint

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Game designer spills beans on chubby-fancying chap with his stolen Mac

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Mushroom

What's wrong with looking for chubby .... wait .... oh

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Most brain science papers are neurotrash: Official

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Re: Don't believe everything you read

No, he believes everything he writes, just not this one.

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Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

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Terminator

Re: One major disadvantage robots have over humans:

I am not certain, the moment the robots come up with more armor than a human, say 30kg*3 and more firepower a M2 (not a puny M60 like Rambo) people may think twice.

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Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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Paris Hilton

Re: Uh-huh

Taken? So Twitter is the name of his daughter?

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Superbowl blackout was a stuff-up, not Anonymous

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Flame

correctly configured

It's even more likely that the breaker was correctly configured and that the system got not overly critically overloaded as usual

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Obama calls for study into games ‘n’ guns link

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Re: And television sitcoms cause ...

"or indeed suicides (in 2010, 66% of all firearm-related deaths in the US were suicides - banning all guns wouldn't change that"

nevertheless Obama wants to change that, as Newton was a suicide

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British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

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Re: Maybe NATO should follow the lead of the USMC?

The Browning (FN HP) was already an improvement on the Colt 45 (a Browning from 1900). So the US went back in time to an earlier Browning.

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Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

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Re: So...

I want a Sweet Pop icon, Madness the final frontier ...

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After 50 years, Europe gets one patent to rule them all

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Re: But for one reason or another...

Nope, it is German + Spanish + Chinese what the EU should be standardising on. You know Chinese also spoken in Asia

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'Boson' Higgs: Yes, CERN has seen the coming of the God particle

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Re: Higgs anecdote

Did he left his note on the back of the article of Englert and Brout?

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Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS'

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Re: I speak reasonable German

Vergeltungswaffe Zwei is an A4 I think, Move along there is nothing to see.

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Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

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"If you can start early in life getting people accustomed to living in surveillance society ..."

Why not orange jumpsuits, 3% will wear them and 33% should have worn them on the same grounds but where favored by 'chance'.

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World's oldest digital computer successfully reboots

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Eniac claims to be the first digital computer. But then as it was designed to calculate artillery firing tables, any surviving WWII mechanical artillery, bomber or torpedo calculator, should qualify.

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Post-defenestration Microsoft: It's the APIs, stupid. And Metro

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Windows

Re: Lack of Use (If Any) and Lack of Knowledge (If Any)

So when I am asked to look at a third man's poorly setup windows 8 computer without any shortcuts, I am what? Probably hot and surprisingly unproductive?

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Orc Assassin Rogue wins Senate seat

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Boffin

'dumb' like real life people carrying a bullet proof vest but no helmet ? I mean you are more likely to survive a pneumothorax than a spilled brain.

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Bond's Walther PPK goes digital: A civilized gun updated

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Terminator

Manly? The Fort Hood shooting was done with a .22, less than the Beretta .25 and all the others. Any gun becomes lethal once you start shooting.

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Paintballs proposed as defense against ASTEROID ATTACK

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Boffin

5µm? and now a method: spray painting nope; powder coating (30µm ?) nope; gold deposit ... yes, but first we need a stable base.

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No GPS in the iPad Mini Wi-Fi: People are right to criticise

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Unhappy

no gps for my laptop either

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Oldest unreadable alphabet yields to 'tablet' computer

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Windows

And nearly 30 years ago I did 3D imaging with a single image and structured light. It would have worked with most of those tablets.

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STONEHENGE: Attack of the RAYGUN HISTORIANS

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Paris Hilton

Re: Why the solstices idea

Why should the precession change the location of the solstice? Was north in the south in older days?

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Pastafarians: Get your noodly appendages off that Facebook suspect

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Windows

Re: Pussy Riot appeal?

Yes, and I am planning my 33" of fame at the next Oscar nominations, by showing more than the stars themselves, free speech for everyone.

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Made for each other: liquid nitrogen and 1,500 ping-pong balls

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Nope, air pressure. The moving ping pong balls suck the bin upwards.

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Mushroom

Re: Lessons you remember

I got tinnitus, and I don't even have to remember. I was surprised to see that the bottle did not become too brittle and explosed within a second.

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New hottest-ever extreme temperature records now easier to achieve

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Holmes

The finding of this inexperienced observer is that not only “If an inexperienced observer used the top of the pointer rather than the bottom, he would have been as much as 7°C in error.” but after resetting the thermometer the minimum would already read 14°C less than the maximum.

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Stonehenge WASN'T built by ALIENS - Boffins' shock claim

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Re: I call Bollocks

If the stones were gathered from different far away places, they have a good case - better than any puny modernist 'written text' aka death words.

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SpaceX Dragon chokes at the last second

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Engine 5, Is that the engine in the middle?

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Facebook co-founder renounces US citizenship pre-IPO

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Windows

Looks like the kind of guy who's most probably also in favor of divorce.

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German education minister accused of copying in class

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Re: Who gives a crap anyway?

In germany you have 'dr's and the rest of us.

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Windows

Re: Their own fault

In my days chemistry was the direction that was overrepresented with phds.

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McAfee founder raided in Belize by gang-busting police

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Big Brother

Dr Moreau?

I also dream to have my own far away walled compound with dogs and armed guards and labs where I do my own research to change the world.

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